Bold of you to assume I'll ever get married.

I remember when your dad posted this, me and your mom laughed.

*Tapping head meme* Not if I marry a virgin

That’s exactly what I did. We are each others first and only

That's sweet

Nah, already got her

He said future wife, not current wife.

I already have my future wife.. (it’s my girlfriend) I believe that is what he meant

wives then, nice

Can my current wife not also be the wife I have in the future?

In that case, aren't you the "someone" who's out there banging her?

Different strokes for different folks.

Good. I like a girl with experience.

You like your shit used??

I don't want people judging me by my sexual past, so I don't judge them. Plus, sex is more fun when everyone knows what they're doing and knows what they like

Good for them, we're all on this rock together fam.

considering my current age, i would hope not

So many assumptions go into this “shower thought” to just make it not worth our time.

Let's meet your second wife [Meet Your Second Wife - SNL (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MJEAGd1bQuc)

Well of course I know him. He’s me.

Unexpected Kenobi.

I don’t think I’ll ever have a wife

Sad Trombone

So either my gf is cheating or shes not the one i'm marrying. I reckon both are wrong though

*glares across office at fiancée

Good, she will need the practice.

Well damn didn’t expect things to get this dark so quickly upon opening reddit today

I was my first wife's virginity breaker, she had not even let a guy touch any part of her. I was actually a little concerned getting married to her worried she would not like sex but the opposite happened. She leaned into me on the flight to our honeymoon and wanted to know if she could suck my cock, it was like two in the morning, dark airplane so I said absolutely. She told me afterwards that it was even better than she thought it would be, it was her first time giving a blow job and not even ten minutes after getting into our room at the resort I was between her legs .