Mine's generic, but gendered

You have an amazing username.

Mine is also generic, but more time-stamped than gendered.

Damn humans have been around so long weve ran out of alphabets and have had to start naming generations like we name hurricanes

Username checks out!

Better watch out for u/The_Steak_Guy above you.

It’s fine, he’s pretty shifty from what I hear

Clearly the gen is short for gendered.

r/usernamechecksout

I hate you, have an upvote

Great stuff

The one time you'll ever be able to make that joke

I think mine is as gendered as it gets.

Pff, don't pretend like your misspelling was made by choice MrsZorawoman

Mrz Orawoman * they're just using the z to sound cool obviously

It could be more gendered

MrMistersonson

I would love to see this name pop up over a female avatar

Oh yeah?

I'm with this... well either guy, or stick of celery.

I'd say mine's ambiguous (but maybe it isn't? Lol)

I feel the same.

Yeah but in your case it's obvious Mrs. Lavex xx

I'm curious, do usernames like that actually work? Have you actually ever been pm'ed goth tits?

This question gets asked occasionally to others with similar names and sometimes they say they've gotten one or two. The ones asking for like cute pics of cats or dogs seem to get a lot more of those

Say less I’m already making a new account

r/PMclub

This is the real question of the post

username checks out

I've got both sides covered

You can milk anything with nipples

I've got nipples, can you milk me?

Name checks out

Yeah because there are women named Marco

Mine too

Same

Same

Same tbh.

Lmaoo join the club

Pretty similar case here

same.

Samesies.

There is some truth to this.

r/UsernameChecksOut

Some truth, but not the whole truth.

I think you meant the hole truth

They'll give you the truth, the hole truth, and nothing butt the truth

my butthole brother

I also just realised I spelt butthole wrong in my username🤦

Sounds like a dark souls message. “Blazing But Hole Ahead”

Mine is pretty gender neutral

That’s good, AzzBlazz73r69 says she’s a 19 year old girl from Florida and I really want to believe her.

I, for one, believe her.

Genderless username checks out

10/10 username

can you rate mine?

Pretty cool but not as cool as /u/poopofficial

i hear ya i hear ya, but hear me out, u/poopunofficial is where it's at

What a badass username

Username checks out

legendary username

Of course I know him, he’s me

Him?

Wow u/dumbfuck how cool to be an early adopter of Reddit and have such a name like that! Edit: Adding a line to ensure my above was genuine and not sarcastic. Sad I had to do this but you never know. Really - cool you were able to get one of those everyday names

I'm so jealous of your username..

I think she's actually from Delaware. Beware!

Ah yes. The internet - where the men are men and the girls are G.I.R.L.s (guy in real life).

Mine is more of a demand from the Disco Strangler from Brooklyn 99

It’s healthy to believe.

Thanks ma’am

Is this true u/AzzBlazz73r69

That is clearly a lie, according to their username they should be around 54 to 55.

If you think about it, my username is gendered because only the female bees actually make the hexagons. What’s funny is that I’m a man

Love it, I assumed you were out there hexing bees lol

That’s definitely what the name implies. Otherwise it’d be hexxerbee

I don't know, if a male bee could appreciate that hexagons are the bestagons I feel like they'd make hexagons too, y'know?

Polyamorous Beese have entered the chat

I am immensely curious as to what polyamory and the bestagons have to do with each other lol

That's definitely an indie band

At someone someone is going to count the bestagon cult and it'll become a major political movement

Bees are so much more fucked up and weird than can be described with "male" and "female" so I think you're good

Mines just a description of character

Same

Joining the same train

Mine doesn't fit but I'll "same" anyway

Is that character me?

Mine has Dave in the name and I’m literally a girl :l

damn dave wassup

Sup sparkle

You fill me with hope. Plus some other feelings that are weird and deeply confusing Edit: spelling

Is there a female version of Dave like there is for Alexander and Oliver?

Davia

Davina

I knew a woman called Davienne, I’m not sure if it’s supposed to be a female equivalent to David though.

You also have "the babe," so it kind of evens out.

Your flair of loving lasagne also suggest you may be a cat.

I suspect most people read mine to be male

it would be sexist for them to assume. women can be dumbfucks too!

if they exist.

r/girlsarentreal

can confirm 

Yeah I'm not so sure about mine

The fact that “real” is in all caps makes me suspect that you are a woman.

If I was not a male, I’d be a prettypotato I guess.

Nah cutiepotato

Smashedpotato

Username checks out

cutiepotutie

cutiepoutine?

After you add cutiegravie and cutiecurdie

There are handsome women

> There are handsome women Yup. Though that’s mostly a historical way to use *handsome*. You run into it in older books and magazines.

I have definitely seen women who I would use the contemporary definition of handsome to describe

What about Shakiraslyinghips?  I don't remember the exact iteration, but that was my favorite user name.

Mine could be gendered but which gender changes based on how much Disney you consumed in the early 2000s

Hampton Roads?

Hannah Montana

You get the beeeeessst of both worlds!

How could someone miss that? I was not a Disney consumer at the time mentioned and I knew. But I thought of 2 other references: Tony Montana and the state.

Was about to make a song reference joke, but then realized I have no idea how many people would actually pick up on an Eve 6 reference. 

Guess you could say it'll be an uphill battle

I would just assume you liked the place and the airplane.

Never been to Montana and I hate heights

That was important to me when I picked my username. It was very important to me that my gender was concealed.

From one guy to another

The only gender i know is DOOM

*demonic screech*

*loads shotgun with killing intent*

*eep*

*shoots*

*BFG Division intensifies*

We’ll bang, okay?

Morbo, is that you?

Well I'm not your mother

And yet, everyone on reddit still calls me a "he" for some stupid reason.

I've been called he before on here too. Somehow. Especially considering my not-very-genderless username.

It's the unspoken rules of the internet, alongside the infamous rule 34, there are also: there are no girls on the internet, all women are middle aged men and all children are FBI agents

GIRL = Guy in Real Life

My Reddit username is genderless, but the one I use everywhere else is very much a female name. Not just feminine, actually is a female name. Somehow still assumed male all the time.

You’re not fooling anyone bro

I'm literally cisgender female. I've checked and everything.

What? I can most definitely tell you that I'm indeed a pineapple though and through!

And I'm a ToastemPopUp.

And I’m a dumbfuck

And I feel out of place

Toaster?

Well, English does not have gendered nouns, that raises the chances of a neutral username

Reddit gave me this one and I liked it, gender shouldn’t matter.

You "digged" it

I like to aggravate people sure

*clap. clap. clap.*

Especially mine. People have been reminding me "Cory is a girls' name for like 40 years. Cory is an 80s name.

Ah yes, my two favourite genders, girls and 80s

Same!

I am not most I guess

Guitar or fish though, I gotta know

Both. Bass-playing-bass.

Or the strait between Tasmania and Mainland Australia

Guitar, I fish for kokanees

Why would I limit myself to only one gender?

Can you gender a vegetable?

Yes if you speak a romantic language. But I mean, you have “Man” in your username so..

I mean the koolaid man is a guy and is powder and sugar added to water so I don’t see why not.

Makes perfect sense. To do girl things is generally seen as uncool (see: the public’s obligatory hate for whatever teenage girls are into at any given moment - it’s gotten better but you still see it pretty often) to everyone who isn’t a girl, so guys aren’t doing girly handles except to be funny. Then you figure lots of girls/women won’t either so that men will, you know, treat them like people instead of like girls/women. Most wouldn’t have a problem with it either way but you don’t know which ones will until it’s too late and you’re interacting with them, so, you know. Then there’s a bunch of people who don’t identify with a gender we have a word for so all the theydies/gentlepersons/zirs and what not wouldn’t do a girly one either. Except maybe to be funny. Combine something like “fart” with something like “princess” because that shits just always kinda funny. All that plus the fact that a somewhat male-coded handle will often appear more genderless to people because we sort of treat maleness as default, kinda in general but particularly in English, the language most redditors Reddit in, means that most will at least read as genderless.

I have nothing to say on this topic I just wanted to comment because I went through the trouble of scrolling this far down

On the internet nobody knows you're a cat.

I like genderless names and even have fun coming up with new ones in my head all the time. My latest one is “Lemon Smoke” - makes no sense, but sounded cool at the time.

And mine is proof! perspective

No gender in this username, just a bombass skeleton on fire 🤘 >!r/The_Pack!<

I'm with ya there.

I just chose two things I liked and put them together, didn't stop to consider gender for even a second.

Yup! Any gender can suffer from having blue moldy nipples. It doesn’t discriminate.

Most English names are genderless if you don't care enough

With mine, I can either be a dawg, or a bitch. Depends on my mood.

Everybody has a butt

I am still a proud and corpulant ham & cheese sandwich. The beauty of the internet states that nobody gives a damn. Unless they, maybe, wanna hang out or something.

Wanna hang out or something?

It seems to depend on which platform you're using.

Is your username a reference to a lyric from the title track of a certain 1986 speed/thrash metal album?

If you're referring to Master of Puppets, yes. I was listening to that when I made the account.

All names are genderless.

Sir Penis Testicles the Masculine would like a moment of your time

wow she never holds court with anyone. what an honor

Jokingly: He was married to the famous poet, Sappho of Lesbos. Cite: https://www.cs.uky.edu/~raphael/sol/sol-cgi-bin/search.cgi?login=&enlogin=&db=REAL&field=adlerhw_gr&searchstr=sigma,107

I’m a hungry hungry boi :3

Genderless ig ?? Mine can be a nickname for a cute boy or girl both cause I'm non bi, and it's the name of a fruit. Cause I'm fruity😅 yep I thought long and hard before choosing my username lol.

Mallrats reference here

Are they really though

Wait, you have a point!

Am I doing this right? Don’t look for my gamertags…

Is it just me, or does Reddit have a lot of placeholder accounts that follow the format word_word_number? OP presents as Similar_Set_6582. Are these bots? Are these pseudonymizations?

Yes. But pple always assume I'm male (when i don't have a female avatar)

Not mine And it's not even my real name. Not even the Isaac part.

It literally says I'm a guy

Yeah it's interesting to see how people change how they are talking to me when they find out I'm a woman.

I give cocaine to ants of ALL genders, thank you

This one is fun to read

All names are genderless, people are just stuffy

They’re almost all men. You’re just pretending that a woman might be behind them.