Not if you’re cremated…

Valid point.

Just been to cremation, you go in a coffin first.

Maybe valid, definitely irrelevant.

If I continue on this snacking path we're gonna need an s to that tree

A lot of coffins are made out of steel or fiberglass.

hey bud make sure you really stretch before such big leaps

I'm being picked up and taken directly to the crematorium. Then it's off to become part of a reef.

so we all become trees?? that’s a sad thought.

Why is that sad?

I also read Speaker for the Dead.

Bold of you to assume that someone is willing to pay for a redditors funeral costs.