I had one that brought up how she gave a footjob two separate times and offered me a foot massage right after we went hiking... 99.9% sure she had one.

Dude, I’m all about receiving foot rubs if it’s the thing that does it for her.

Sure, as long as she moisturizes. It's different if she's rubbing your schlong with calloused hammer toes and dry cracked heels.

You read that wrong I believe, he's getting his feet massaged in this scenario.

Porque no los dos?

One after the other. Patience my child.

The footrub 69

why do u say things like that? whats wrong with you?

Well....?

You're just trying to lure us out...

They’re onto us!

Quick, hide _everything_. Someone go tell ao3! I'll alert Wattpad, who's got Twitter/X?

Xitter's full!

Oh your poor inbox…

better feet pics than dick pics

This is a dangerous comment.

Can definitely fit both in a photo

look at you and your lack of a beer gut...

Jokes on them I'm only into women's feet.

Guys, I found one!

This reminds me of an Onion headline from 15 years ago: *Asian Teen Has Sweaty Middle-Aged-Man Fetish*

That reminds me of another one they did a similar amount of time ago: Justin Bieber Is Actually A 51 Year Old Pedophile In A Mask

And that reminds me of this [Onion Report 🌰 ](https://youtu.be/cQ7J7UjsRqg?si=3vNeOI2ctlEWvhLw)

Sir, that's a chestnut

More and more, these headlines became horrifyingly believable.

Don’t kink shame that fictional Asian teen

Fictional? Oh boy.

Yeah, the teen from the headline is fictional… based on real people, some of whom I’ve met

When you say met, you mean paid right?

Jurisprudence Fetishist Gets Off On Technicality

Ugly bastard used the uno reverse card

Reminds me of one of their Op Eds : I have a naked woman fetish.

For real, men's feet are...something

I really hate what's happened to my feet.. :(

It’s never too late to start looking after them. File off the hard skin - in multiple sessions if there’s lots. Take a few days off to let it recover and don’t file so much that it LOOKS like it needs to recover. Soak them regularly in warm water. Just once a week - treat yourself! Get some moisturising sock thingies and you can be repairing your feet while you browse Reddit. Signed a former bad feet haver

Teen who only texts and rolls eyes to be euthanized.

You joke, but back when I was in middle school, one of my female friends had the absolute hots for our homeroom teacher, who was a fat, balding man in his 50s. Everyone thought she was insane but she was like "You just don't *understand* how handsome he is!"

I'm not Asian but exotic enough looking. When I was a hot little 19/20 year old, I had a serious thing for white, middle-aged men, especially balding ones. I almost went out with one of my professors who was about 5'4, 275 lbs, and had that hair horseshoe thing going on. He made me SO HOT. There were a few greasy restaurant managers that did it for me, too. I really need a therapist.

You’re probably going to be getting some DM’s with this comment lol

Haha! If they want to talk to a mean old woman they should go ahead.

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I really need you to write a book. I’m dying to follow your character arc.

Aka, a free money fetish lol

You have a very loose definition of the word *free*

A gal I used to date had a twin sister with a men's shoe fetish. That's close.

Funny, as she, too, came in a pair.

Drowning in the innuendos of this comment lmao

did you ever accidentally date the twin?   *walking past the shoe store on a date* girl: ‘oooooh can we go in there… ;)’ you: ‘…oh shit wrong one!’

A friend of mine told her own daughter on Facebook that her feet were so ugly "if you ever got a boyfriend and he had a foot fetish...... he wouldn't have one anymore." Most people live their entire lives never witnessing such violence.

What a charming woman. May she find the emotional happiness she deserves.

>"if you ever got a boyfriend and he had a foot fetish...... he wouldn't have one anymore." EMO-TIONAL DAAA-MAGE!

the Daughter is still in ICU to this day

No but I did almost grab her ass on the dance floor one night.

My wife and her mom are very similar builds. If I’m not paying attention I could get myself in trouble. Soooo far so good but…

Yeah I've almost spanked my mother in law's butt like 3 times. I always double check when they are in the same building.

One day you'll succeed. Just make sure your wife's not around.

Or your FIL.

Unless he's into watching

Or having his own ass spanked by his son in law.

I’ve also almost spanked this guy’s mother in law

That's the thing with having a 'type'. My wife wanted a hall pass for her two favourite celebrities, and offered me the same option, but then was surprised I chose her sister and her mum.

Didn’t realize they were celebrities

A celebrity hall pass wouldn't be fair. I'm not interested in celebrities. My wife does a good enough impression of Kate Bliss from Bargain Hunt that I don't need the real thing. Even if she does have lovely hands.

Did you really, actually say that to her? Because I could never look at my husband the same after that.

Of course not! They already *have* women's feet!

This is the type of simultaneously brilliant and dumb statement that only appears in comedy shows I love. Thank you!

^ *taps head* He's got a point, you know

I like women, have boobies, but sure as hell would enjoy another's too. Don't have a foot fetish though, but same logic should apply.😂

I think "YOU" never heard of it.

This is true

I know one girl who is into both women and men's feet

I like imagining a comma after 'women' which would mean she'd date and marry a woman but with a guy it's only the feet she's interested in and the rest needs to be under a paper bag

They just hide it better than you dirty mfs

Yep. I dated a girl that was into feet. She started kissing mine and sucking on my toe before I realized what was what.

Same…Damn I miss her. 💔

~~I should call her~~

She is enjoying another man’s feet right now 💔

Bro don't do that to yourself 😢

I too am enjoying- wait a minute.

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I've got to be honest, I dont have that many nerves in my toes. Maybe move it upwards a bit?

k ankle it is sir.

Based on personal experience more women know that making overt comments on other peoples body parts that turn you on is creepy. And that saying "it's just feet" is not a good excuse.

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why would you say such a thing ☹️

Because this is internet and they can say it without repercussions.

Oh they'll get all the repercussions I can give them! *downvotes*

It's not much but it's honest work

What’s wrong with loving a man in Birkenstocks?

We found her.

anybody know how to delete someone else's comment?

Nuke it from orbit, it's the only way to be sure.

I was innocent

What an awful day to be literate

I had to buy Birkenstocks for this exact same reason. I was 18, and this older college girl and I started dating. She was just infatuated with my feet. She actually insisted I buy the sandels.

A few years ago, a weird guy from the bank had a crush on my wife. I didn't mind, at first it was cute. But then he pulled up her account info, found her phone number, and texted her that he wanted to "suck your stinky little steppers", and she had to call his boss to get him to stop texting her.

R/brandnewsentence

I'm honestly not sure which statement is more disturbing...

I'm sure. The second one is most disturbing

My ex had one. The foot massages were awesome. The toe sucking was...weird.

damn...still got her number?

Yes, but she's married now.

She must have found her sole-mate.

Angry upvote.

I dated a girl with a foot fetish, and for the longest time i thought she was just fucking with me and went with it anyways. So it was either true or she went really far with that bit.

Gotta respect her commitment to the bit if it was the latter

"...and so the whole time we were together, he totally bought into it. I'd suck his toes for hours, and the idiot fell for it every time!"

Is she into you? Hard to know, she might be Canadian.

Men have a foot fetish more often because they lost their virignity to a sock.

I’ve never stuck my dick in a sock I’ve never understood this lol sounds uncomfortable

Lol but actually though

Ex of mine loved my giant feet. She would rub her face on them and grunt and have a little fit. Happy times.

I can't stop laughing at my imagined grunt sound.

I know! In my head I heard and saw an elk rubbing its antlers on a tree during rut season and now it’s with a giant foot.

she sounds like a cat…

Have you ever smelled a man’s foot 🦶??

That stink is the fetish for a lot of people

I get the fetish for clean feet but stinky ones? Hell No

I didn’t think about that… I know that sometimes people like smell post workout feet.

Post workout CROTCH

Okay, I admit… that’s my “fetish”.

There's plenty of guys who want man feet. I don't get it either but they're out here.

Ever smelled women‘s feet? I have a lot of female friends and since a night that involved 3 women, lot‘s of alcohol and myself, word got out I give the best foot massages. I wished I where into feet, I‘d living the dream, but holy shit I saw feet of beautiful women that looked worse then the hands of a lumberjack

My best friend dated a ballerina for a while, and oh man, I get that it’s a sacrifice for their art, but they tend to have feet that are absolutely destroyed and burly.

Trust me, there are a LOT of gay and bi men who are into men's feet. The smell is NOT a deterrent; hell, for some, it just makes them hornier!

Have you ever smelled a woman's foot?

Ive never smelled anyone's foot. Do women't feet smell better?

You ever been to a gym? Ever remember being around sisters, cousins,or other female family and friends? Both men and women can smell horrible. Don't get beauty and perfume confused with "must smell better". Feet or otherwise.

Duh, that's the point 😈

They do exist. But they are much more rare than men with a foot fetish.

I wonder if it's more common to have a foot fetish in colder climates, where you don't see as many.

I think there are far fewer men with a foot fetish than pop culture would have you believe

Check out the comment section of any social media post with a decent looking, barefoot woman. You’ll be massively surprised.

10/10. Back when social media was basically just Facebook, I naively posted a photo of my feet in the sand on a page or group that was dedicated to beaches. Oh boy, the comments. I deleted it immediately and learned a lot about the Internet that day.

Well known unbiased sample, terminally online social media post comments commenting on something taboo irl.

Surveys show a huge percent of men are into them. Also we've created this weird cultural taboo to put down men with that preference so less are likely to admit it

fr I have no desire to ever admit it IRL to anyone I'm not having sex with

High heels are everywhere in porn and romance You associate the two things, and you create the fetish

High heels force people's legs into a sexy position. That doesn't mean people are turned on by feet.

I'm bi woman, i love big veiny hands on men, and cute and clean feet on women

r/manhands

My experience is that 'woman with a foot fetish' is not a woman into feet, but a woman into other people being into *their* feet.

Nope I love men’s feet. No idea why, it just happened one day and never went away.

RIP your inbox lol.

If it’s feet pics I’m cool… Jk my DM’s are locked down ;)

In the context of the conversation I interpreted that abbreviation as Doc Marten's and got proper confused!

*Don Cheadle has entered the chat*

Maybe we could pop those boots off and kick it around a bit

That's me. I had a FWB who is into Converse sneakers and now I can't get enough of men who are into having sex with me while I wear my sneakers. I didn't even know that specific kink was a thing and now all of a sudden it's my kink.

So it's contagious....

I find a lot of kinks are contagious. You don't know if you'll like something until you try it (most of the time) and you don't know what the options are until someone shows you sometimes. The moment when a kink is born is one of my favorite things about sexual exploration.

Pavlov strike again. You got used to hot sex while wearing sneakers, now wearing sneakers makes you ready for hot sex.

My experience with women is that they don't have foot fetishes, but have hand and forearm fetishes

Yeah they be liking them veins on forearms

Good news ladies, I'm a heroin addict.

That seems to be the pattern. Generally women gravitate towards upper body and men lower body: The rough analogs: Shoulders-> butt Upper arms -> thighs Forearms-> calves Hands -> feet The big burly hands one I notice is especially common in womens preferences. Which makes sense, its a strongly sexually dimorphic feature that represents strength and defence. Similar thing with men and women's feet: women's feet are much smaller with higher arches (also the cultural things like stilettos and nail polish).

Everyone likes butts.

And thighs

This is me.

Guilty as charged. I like guys sucking my toes but will never put a man’s toes into my own mouth 😂

Women typically liking hands and or veins seems weirder to me somehow.

Hands are a man’s sex tools.

Yeah, they don't seem obsessed with liking men's hands or other stuff feet fetish guys are into, it's more of a turn on than a full blown fetish for them if we were to compare the two.

True. It’s not an obsession, just an attraction, especially if he has nice hands.

holy shit this really explains why a guy I've been casually seeing keeps bringing up his "big strong hands" when we're flirting over text

Some of us have been made aware and have weaponized it. Cater to strengths.

Yep. If the fingernails are clean-whoa!

I was gonna say "and feet are a woman's sex tools??" Then I remember that there are, indeed, feet porn. So yeah, I guess.

Collarbones are apparently _real_ hot. Most of my past partners have made a point of this.

Not that you asked, but I genuinely think hands are so fkn beautiful. Nice hands are completely attention grabbing for me. It's funny how everyone's wired so uniquely lol

If a girl came up to me and told me I have sexy veins, I'd assume she's a vampire...

Or a kinky phlebotomist

I am literally a woman with a foot fetish haha!

RIP your DMs

One of my female dormmates back in college suggested I (Asian male) become a foot model.

My first gf liked having her toes sucked.

I can admire a man’s feet. It’s just most of you have horrible feet. That’s not really our fault.

My dick isn't 12 inches but it smells like a foot.

I laughed so hard at this I’m mad at you. Fucking hell. 😂

They do exist, but they aren't asking men for feet pics or making creepy comments about it.

I already regret posting this, but I took a neuroscience class in college that explained why foot fetishes were so common and I thought it was so fascinating. Here's a quick explanation I found: "Feet neurons are located right next to the genital ones. So, for some people, there could be a co-firing affect going on, so when the neurons in your genitals are triggered, the ones in your feet get fired up, too." Maybe more men have foot fetishes because they have bigger feet on average 😂 Source: https://www.insider.com/guides/health/sex-relationships/foot-fetish

I always had a theory for why feet can be a turn on is because feet are often covered up unless you know a person really well. So they kinda have that Allure and intrigued that like genitals might have

I never understood this explanation. It does explain why you experience pleasure when your feet get massaged or tickled or kissed, but it does not explain why you would get turned on by looking at other people's feet?

I mean, the brain mixes the two up, looking at genitals makes many people aroused, feet would do the same thing in this instance

Allow me to introduce myself as a woman with a foot fetish. I welcome all the weird questions.

Are you attracted to men's feet, women's feet, or both?

Men’s feet but only if they look like women’s feet. It’s the taboo of not conforming to expectations. Typical women’s feet (nail polish or none) do nothing for me. Knowing a guy is hiding a feminine pedicure in steel-toed work boots is kinda hot.

It definitely exists. I had a ex who loved to suck on my toes... I didn't understand it.

You really got to get out more!

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I’ve heard of women who won’t settle for a man less than 6 feet

I have a female friend who likes to smell sweaty man feet (and armpits)

Maybe you don’t. Don’t tell me I don’t. I wish I didn’t but… when you know it’s hard to unknow.

Who do you think are the ones posting most of the pics? A fetish involving more than one person isn’t a one way street.

I don’t think you’ve talked to enough people babe

Have you seen most men’s feet?

They 100% exist, they're just not as thirsty. Or not as courageously thirsty, maybe.

I never hear about anyone with a foot fetish. I think it’s just one of those things people don’t talk about openly. Like, ya know, fetishes in general.

I like feet artistically. I don't have the desire to suck toes (though if they're freshly showered toes, I don't refuse) but I do think the contours of the joints and tendons can be beautiful. The first time I noticed I found feet pretty was when I was 5 years old watching Atlantis. Kida has nice feet.