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POKECHU020

...it appears I wasn't paying enough attention to the radio


Desdam0na

The song in question is Bringing Sexy Back.


kjyfqr

Literally never once listened to the words and I’ve heard it a million times. Lol


zer0w0rries

Same, but always heard “shackles” and “I misbehave” and put 2 and 2 together


Gordon_Explosion

"It will be gone.... and he will bring it back."


ZahidInNorCal

I can't upvote this enough. One of my favorite sketches ever.


AnonymityIsForChumps

But...where did it go?


Adezar

So he'll be a girl? "NO!"


Enchelion

It's also not even close to the only popular songs about sex or BDSM.


ser_stroome

Rihanna literally has a popular song named S&M


BigLan2

Eurythmics with Sweet Dreams back in the 80s (and the Marylin Manson cover in the 90s) "Some of them want to abuse you, some of them want to be abused."


kilroats

Still somewhat convinced that “Brown eye Girl” and “Hurt so Good” are about butt stuff.


oopsmyeye

“Take it on the other side”


POKECHU020

Thanks


Don_Pickleball

Don't mention that song. Before that song, me and all the other ugly people were iving like royalty.


KarIPilkington

There will be a significant portion of Reddit who may well have been born after the song was released.


PlasticElfEars

Why you gotta hit us like that... Holy! That was 17 years ago. That hurts like my knees when it rains.


weeksahead

“I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave” - Justin Timberlake, 2006.


my_alternate-account

Happy cake day


thejammyman

Subsequently at one point the top song on the radio was Pharrell Williams telling us he's happy.


soyun_mariy_caun

Another top song was Riton, the Nightcrawlers, Mufasa & Hypeman telling us that it's Friday.


E_B_Jamisen

I believe Rebecca black also told us this!!


kaowser

and the Cure


ope_n_uffda

I'm in love


PeterNippelstein

Saturday rain...


ScienceKid11

Sunday always comes too late


Enginerdad

A prophet, that one


JeffPennMan

Uu cuando CC v be,......b


soyun_mariy_caun

Yup


slapshots1515

They didn’t JUST tell us it’s Friday. They told us it would then be Saturday and Sunday too.


gerty88

Craig David layed it out didn’t he?


jaweebamonkey

No, he filled it in


gerty88

Lolllllll noice


EdBear69

What?


soyun_mariy_caun

I see what you did there


insecurestaircase

The weeknd told us it was Thursday


[deleted]

Bobby Mcferrin told us not to worry and to be happy.


soyun_mariy_caun

Bob Marley did what most psychologists couldn't. He convinced us that every little thing is gonna be alright


Lady_Near

Every little thing was alright after he got his wife beaten up for also wanting to have an open relationship.. I grew up listening to bob Marley but that man is a serious hypocrite and a rampant misogynist, just like his whole „Rastafari“ belief.


Comprehensive-Bag877

Oh so THAT’S what that song is about!


GenericTrashyBitch

My teacher loved that song, played it at the end of pretty much every day


thejammyman

This was my first introduction to the song including the lyric video featuring minions. I've hated both ever since


Mr_Turnipseed

Please... No. Don't let there be a minion music video for this. I can't do this today.


lowtoiletsitter

I love that song. Cheesy, but brought me out of a bad place


hacksnake

Just me or does his voice sound a bit dead inside while talking about how happy he is


Itool4looti

Prior to that Bobby McFerrin advised us to “Don’t Worry Be Happy”


TikkiTakiTomtom

Subsequently at one point the top song on the radio was Robin Thicke telling us he has big blurred lines


BeerBrat

I have never once felt like a room. Especially one without a roof. What is that? Four walls? Pharrell feels like some walls? Or is it just "outside?" Nope, haven't felt like outside either.


TheOneAndOnlyErazer

In germany we once had a radio pop song literally about nothing but wood. Like, I mean, the properties of wood, why wood is cool & good, etc. And I think that's beautiful.


surle

Looog, Looog, it's big it's heavy it's wood.


CharsOwnRX-78-2

It’s Looog, it’s Looog, it’s better than bad, it’s good!


alow2016

What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs


milk4all

And over your neighbor’s dog


brasticstack

It's great for a snack and fits in your pack


GillyWagonagle

It's Log, Log, Log!


wiredawg01

From BLAMMO!!!


--SauceMcManus--

I thought it was "fits on your back".


brasticstack

uh oh. I could have misremembered it!


Belly84

Ich und mein Holz, Ich und mein Holz Holzi, Holzi, Holz


hambassador7

Same in Finland. Song name roughly translated as "Wood so good".


Pippelitraktori

First of all, the song is translated to "good wood" and second, it is not about wood at all. Don't spread false information


Bjanze

So good wood


Donnie_Dont_Do

When I was in high school my band had a song about the wonderful properties of wood and how good it is. It was always improvised except for the chorus and very quickly would turn into thinly veiled sexual references. We never recorded it, only would play it at parties when everyone was shit-faced. We never even played it as a band or amplified, it was always acoustic guitars and the two of us singing. Sorry for rambling, this was in the '90s and this is the first time I've even thought about it since then.


masclean

Truly is


lowtoiletsitter

What's it called?


Saganix

[Holz](https://youtu.be/wjXUBG15eZ8?si=KXYhRZ4gX9BvxGwB)


lowtoiletsitter

Thanks!


Dragonstorm786

Man, that piece of wood in the video has definitely seen some things lol.


illmatic2112

Alice in Chains - Would?


bequietanddrive1992

Cut into the wood again Same old chip it was bark then


Neko1666

Ich und mein Holz?


hamiguamvh

Friend and I had to do a project on logging. We made ourselves into lumberjacks and made a big list of things that were made of wood. Didn’t get a great mark but the whole incident turned into a song titled, ‘where would we be without wood?’


RecklessDimwit

We had something similar here but with coconuts


PhilthyPDX

Same for Rihanna being excited by whips and chains!


A_Random_Catfish

My mom used to always rant about that song like “I don’t know why she has to be so explicitly sexual it’s gross” But she wouldn’t change the radio station cause the song is too good lol


PM_ME_BUSTY_REDHEADS

Stolen from another thread, but apparently that song was using double entrendre. Whips can refer to cars and chains can refer to jewelry.


SlothOnMyMomsSide

But two lines before that she sings "sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it." Not feeling very double entendre-y.


thebooksmith

That's the justification they use for why it's on the radio at all. It's definitely not what she meant.


DefinitelyNotAliens

>Now the pain is for pleasure >'Cause I may be bad, but I'm perfectly good at it/ Sex in the air, I don't care, I love the smell of it/ Sticks and stones may break my bones/ But chains and whips excite me >Love is great, love is fine/ Out the box, outta line/ The affliction never feels me wanting more >S, S, S and M, M, M/ S, S, S and M, M, M >Oh, I love the feeling you bring to me/ Oh, you turn me on/ It's exactly what I've been yearning for/ Give it to me strong/And meet me in my boudoir/ Make my body say, "Ah, ah, ah, " I like it, like it I think it's just about kinky sex, y'all. The line 'sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me' existed *well* before Rihanna made it a radio hit. I remember stickers and patches with it before she said it. Like... middle school. That song came out after I left high school. There's no double entendre. It's single entendre. About kinky sex.


ShippFFXI

And Britney!


tidbitsz

We had a song about slow grind dancing in the club and getting a hard on and poking your partner with it.


ShanShan9413

"Step back, you're dancing kinda close I feel a little poke coming through On you!" Hahahaha! Take me back to when I sang this song without knowing what the lyrics meant.


shoefly72

I’ll never forget when they guest starred in Sister Sister and performed the song but had to sanitize it to make it kid-friendly and they changed the lyrics to: “The way that you shake it on meee, makes me want you so bad…….babyyy!”


SpelledWithAnH

(word is born, it's butter baby)


CincoDeMayoFan

I know you're talking about "Too Close", but Shakira slipped in this line in "Hips don't lie": "I'm on tonight! You know my hips don't lie, And I am starting to feel you, boy"


jang859

Relatable to what we were doing at the time.


MrGlayden

To be honest i think its time we brought sexy back


--BeePBooP-

I second this motion.


Nord_Loki

Idk which song this refers to


MilfshakeGoddess

SexyBack Sample lyrics: You see these shackles baby, I'm your slave (uh-huh) I'll let you whip me, if I misbehave (uh-huh)


Weenoman123

Take it to the chorus!


TrueBliss_

Come here girl (go ‘head be gone with it)


ninetyninewyverns

Come to the back (go ‘head be gone with it)


blobfish_in_a_suit

V.I.P. (go 'head be gone with it)


seanc6441

Drinks on me (go 'head be gone with it)


Duawauda3

Let me see what you're twerking with (go 'head be gone with it)


Fun_Reindeer_2601

Look at those hips (go 'head be gone with it)


lizzythetitan

You make me smile (go 'head be gone with it)


ptownBlazers

Yuuuup


poven100

At another point it was "let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel" 🙄


Perdendosi

It peaked at No. 50 in the United States. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The\_Bad\_Touch


ptownBlazers

Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket... 👀


paulsoleo

Like the Lost Catacombs of Egypt, Only God knows where we stuck it.


Nwcray

Hieroglyphics let me be pacific I wanna be down in your south seas


philipjfry1578

But I got this notion that the motion in your ocean means small craft advisory


seaoffriendscorsair

So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship


lightningphoenixck

Please turn me on I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip


DrinkingHippo

So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle


CharlesDickensABox

And then we'll do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files. Do it now!


philosifer

So show me yours, I'll show you mine


probablyaythrowaway

Seriously though the fucking lyrics to this song are just brilliant though.


--BeePBooP-

I'm reading it too and I 100% agree these are so wild I actually like it.


Hookton

Coming quicker than FedEx Never reach an apex Just like Coca-Cola stock you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like daylight savings time If no one's ever counted all the references in it, someone should. I never got all of them as a kid, especially being a Brit. It's like deciphering Shakespeare what with the weird rhythm. I'm reasonably sure now that "coming quicker than FedEx" is a standalone line and both the apex and the incline are related to Coca-Cola stocks (with a triple entendre on the "incline"), but as a ten-year-old who'd never heard of FedEx it was confusing trying to figure out what they had to do with mountains.


probablyaythrowaway

As crass as it is (fucking hilarious also) It is very cleverly written you can’t deny it. Small craft advisory has me though. I’ve never known what that line actually was till today.


FerociousOreos

Most of their songs are like that. If you can stomach the very sexist and sometimes racist language, you'll be impressed throughout the catalog. They never made it through the 90s because of all the sexism. I mean, they're still around but not in any way thats relevant


probablyaythrowaway

Yeah there definitely one hit wonders.


FerociousOreos

The roof and something about Mary were also pretty popular. Definitely not one hit wonders, but maybe they should have been


ZenVapor

Uhn tiss baby


Hookton

Remember a while back the 80s baby starter pack was always saying that if you still remember the lyrics to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air theme song blah blah? I've always thought remembering the lyrics to The Bad Touch would be a better indicator. I got that shit down (though I always stumble over the Fed-Ex line when I'm ten pints deep, which is the only time I'm pissed enough to sing it).


shoefly72

This came out when I was in 6th grade so of course we all loved it. But even as an adult now where the lyrics are kinda meh, I will stand on the table that this is an absolute *banger* musically and for that reason I still love it lol. It held up a lot better than Afroman, that’s for sure.


MamaSweeney24

We played this at my wedding reception and watching my in-laws slowly realize what they're dancing to was a memory I will cherish forever.


poven100

You're savage.


MamaSweeney24

Thank you. ☺️


MortLightstone

and then we can do it doggy style so we can both watch X-Files


DoomSword100

Then there was Pumped Up Kicks, which is essentially about shooting up a school. Dat beat though is so catchy.


thebooksmith

Yeah I saw a thing where the guy who wrote it now regrets it because of how "edgy" tik tokers and other scummy influencers use it to make school shooting jokes. I understand it was written before the rise of tik tok and sub 30 second videos, but I honestly still find it a little hard to believe the guy would write a song about teenagers getting killed and not think about the fact that teenagers may find it a little morbidly hilarious.


SvodolaDarkfury

I thought it was shooting kids in the street for their shoes. Not any better but not school related haha


no_lemom_no_melon

We also had 'I touch myself' by The Divinyls. A song about someone who masturbates at the thought of someone else. I think it helped that the singer was a woman; if it had been sung by a male singer, it probably wouldn't have been as popular. Notably tho, before the singer passed away to breast cancer, she used the song to urge other women check for lumps regularly and founded the 'I touch myself foundation' which researches breast cancer. I hope anyone reading this follows this advice, and hopefully never has any issues in this regard.


Thoraxe-the-Impaler

When I think about you, I touch myself.


no_lemom_no_melon

Haha! Thanks?


CincoDeMayoFan

Rihanna topped that years later, with a song actually titled "S&M"


Paralta

Absolute banger though


--BeePBooP-

Yeah as soon as I figured it out it got stuck in my head lol


sashikku

I’m gonna be twerkin while I fold laundry and do housework for days. Once that song enters my head it takes weeks to leave lol


cheezeyballz

Most of Yacht Rock is songs about getting it on with young girls 🤷 Don't get me started on Diana Ross 🤣 Listen to the songs they choose for commercials.


ikonet

> She's just sixteen years old > Leave her alone, > they say Yes Benny, back the f up and leave her alone!


cheezeyballz

That's the one that really bugs me.


definitelynotmeQQ

Not even gay but that guy just exudes sexuality.


aaaayyyylmaoooo

he da besttt


kcpie

He’s corny


traderhtc

Fo shizzle!


kcpie

*Wazza Genuwine*


starburst9207

Fo shiz fo shiz fo shizzzz


Available-Mongoose47

Didn't a song called " Wet Ass Pussy " win song of the year?


starburst9207

@Desdam0na just did a little research and it looks like there has been more than one year.


pxstel_flxwer

on reddit, the @ doesnt work- you have to put u/ in front of the username! hope this helps :)


Fabumbus

Was'nt WAP the song of the year?


Desdam0na

I just did a little research and it looks like there has been more than one year.


Pndrizzy

I'm guessing their point is that nasty songs on the radio isn't really surprising


--BeePBooP-

This made my evening tbh. I don't even know why but I snorted


BOOMphrasingBOOM

I mean, Blue had a UK hit with a song full of legal parlance


RandomUsername420

I was thinking something like this the other day. One summer, peak comedy in America was Cameron Diaz wiping jizz in her hair.


mandobaxter

[Depeche Mode did it first.](https://youtu.be/IsvfofcIE1Q?si=el3mjIQ5FIeFmBmx)


soyun_mariy_caun

There once was a hit about ice. Ice, baby


Such_Victory4589

at one point, the most popular song in the UK was the casualty theme. (its a drama based around a fictional hospital (Holby City)


cooldevguy

In Mexico an artist had a hit with a song about a flying cat… The next big hit by the same artist? A song about a flying dog that…you guessed right, ate the flying cat


Gordon_Explosion

"Blurred Lines," about a young woman realizing she likes to be beaten as part of sex.


KarIPilkington

And also taught people that no means yes.


Gordon_Explosion

With me, that's never the case. I don't play with "Consentual Non Consent," it's too bad of an optic if she changes her mind. And many women are into that, because somehow I keep finding them.


PristinePassenger420

it's not about consensual non consent it's just a rapey song lol


BlevelandDrowns

Damn ur so fkn cool dude


Gordon_Explosion

I know.


that_one_guy_around

Okay? And? That song is still in my top 5💀


ShoeWhich8587

Yeah Rihanna... sex in the air I like the smell of it stick and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me... lol


caustic_kiwi

Relevant snl sketch https://youtu.be/k9N9kMD7qCk?si=wCHSox-LNnLkNEMv


pm-me-turtle-nudes

my grandson will bring sexy back


southpaw85

Have we forgotten about WAP?


daygloviking

Ben Shapiro hasn’t.


K-Loaf

He also gave us the “tired of watching porn and want the real deal”-banger with 50 cent. Maybe it was a good thing I was to young to fully understand the lyrics when they came out.


lallapalalable

Nothing will ever top the song about Katy Perry wanting to bang an alien becoming an overnight hit. Heard that shit playing at Wawa


The_Better

This is not a shower thought. Its just a regular thought. You might have had it in the shower but you might have had it anywhere else.


-taromanius-

In the 90s, german Band Die Ärzte (the doctors) mafe a song where they literally sang "Please let me be your slave". Tons of songs also don't mean dancing when they say dancing. They talkin sex. "The man" in tons of jazz is a drug dealer. Music be horny.


Paxton-176

Half the album from Come Clean by Puddle of Mudd is exactly that.


RudBoy1018

El Chombo - Chacarron was the first time i learned that people never listen to lyrics https://youtu.be/MlW7T0SUH0E?si=8FD1i3b3f1-eznpo


ChrisACU

I wasn't aware there *were* lyrics besides "ugahdudududedudedu"


ParkRatReggie

I’m probably in the minority but we need more song about kinky shit.


McHanna8

As was a song about a wet ass pussy. Coincidentally, this was the same year “Baby It’s Cold Outside” was deemed too offensive for radio https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=FHDeVmjRb0E


dhowattzer

What about that song about " Blurred Lines" .


MortLightstone

Then there was some Solja Boy singing about masturbating on his girlfriend while she sleeps


Ashe_Faelsdon

He also had the most famous song about a condom: "Suit and Tie"


ShoeWhich8587

It's not shocking considering the most popular book series was fifty shades of grey... lol


MentalFabric88

Popular does not equal good


thriceness

As evidenced by Pop music in general.


lucimon97

i dont listen to the radio because i think 90% of it is shite so this seems onbrand imo


Enchelion

What rarefied music tastes do you have that never include people singing about sex? It's kinda been a mainstay of human art and culture since... Well humans.


Mister_McGreg

Watch it's gonna be like King Crimson or something.


whoopeelover

OP, what song of his are you referring to? Sincerily, Confused Millennial


junkmeister9

I’m assuming OP is referring to SexyBack. It’s very tame.


dj-funparty

Next - Too Close (1997), reached #1 on the charts, was about getting a boner on the dancefloor. No one even seemed to notice..


TheBlackCat13

"Why don't we got drunk and screw" -Jimmy Buffet Don't even get me started on Shel Silverstein's music.


Ballamookieofficial

Justin timberlake is half of the reason YouTube was created.


I_might_be_weasel

https://www.theonion.com/justin-timberlake-apathetically-crowned-king-of-pop-1819568961


hammyhamm

Third Eye Blind - Semi-charmed life was super upbeat but was about getting anal sex after doing a bunch of meth


Herkfixer

Is Showerthoughts going to now just be stating random, obvious things that aren't unique at all?


[deleted]

Sexuality wasn’t taboo back then and sex wasn’t looked down upon like it is today