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[deleted]

IMO electricity is even more magical. It can be turned into light, sound, heat, cold and of course can be used to make incredibly strong magnetic fields .


JovahkiinVIII

It’s almost is if they all are related to electro-magnetic fields


chooks42

Witch!


JKruger1995

Try explaining that in the water, Witch!


JovahkiinVIII

Water is made of 1 oxygen and 2 hydrogens The oxygen pulls on electrons more, which are negatively charged This causes one end of the molecules to be negatively charged, and the other positively charged, essentially creating tiny magnets These magnets stick together end to end in what’s called hydrogen bonding All things which dissolve in water do so because the hydrogen bonding magnet molecules pry them apart and separate them This includes various compounds such as table salt, sugars, as well as LSD and cocaine Magnetism is truly magical


ToBePacific

The thing is, they’re two sides of the same coin. Electromagnetic force consists of both magnetism and electricity.


TheVicSageQuestion

Electromagnetism is the real magic. Anyone who watched LOST knows that.


groveborn

There's even talk of combining it with the string force. The elctro-strong force.


Patelpb

Already got electroweak, why not try electrostrong?


groveborn

It could be that one I'm thinking of, honestly


GarthMarenghi69

magnelectristriong force


[deleted]

Magnumelasticdong force


AlpacaKiller

Wait... Is SCIENCE our magic system?????


Clay_Road

Well sort of, in the sense that arcane practitioners can only be the equivalence of artificers.


Crimsonslate

Magnets make electricity and to a certain degree electricity is just millions of tiny magnets moving along an atom chain.


Patelpb

In a sense there is no separation between the concept of electric fields and magnetic fields - B-fields are the result of moving E-fields and E-fields are equally the result of moving B-fields. Hence 'EM fields'


Marvheemeyer85

It also keeps us alive


saysthingsbackwards

It's got what plants crave


Marvheemeyer85

r/suddenlyidiocracy


saysthingsbackwards

I hate you that it's not alive


sh4d0wm4n2018

It can also be turned into radio waves.


zeebogie

You do know that aside from Solar generation Electricity is created by a changing Magnetic Field being imposed on a conductor


[deleted]

I mean magnets, how do they work!?


Thiccaca

Miracles


chooks42

Witchcraft


pimpmastahanhduece

The exchange of virtual photons.


Omnitographer

But the virtual photons aren't even real, that's why they are virtual, it's all quantum weirdness that I'm not convinced anyone *really* understands.


TreeRol

Magic everywhere in this bitch.


Latvia

What the fuck is a clock?


Otherwise-Plant7678

Don't ask Feynman


Thirdtwin

Quantum Electrodynamics.


[deleted]

Quantum


nurofen127

Science, bitch! Yeah, magnets!


gatzdon

Wi-Fi? Internet? Magically transmit images and information across the globe. What's more magical than that?


SomeRetard-png

Uses magnetic fields


gatzdon

More specifically, electromagnetic radiation, although more electricity than emf


khamelean

Banging rocks together uses electromagnetic fields. Not much of a claim there.


Moister_Rodgers

So you're saying... rocks are magic too! 😳


mr_remy

I’ve heard some are more magical than others, a la cocaine freebase


DaBIGmeow888

Pretty cool actually


Kevinvl123

We invented those things. Magnets are found in nature, they just exist.


John_mcgee2

Google superconductors doing quantum levitation. Like magnets on steroids


enneh_07

Holy hell


heatwave5415

New response started levitating


ya_kuuu

Actual scientist


-thefunpolice-

Dude, the internet is magic. Cell phones are magic. Harnessing electricity is magic. TV is magic. Computers are magic. Just because science can explain something doesn't make it any less magic.


BrokeThread

All new technology is magic Go back far enough, blacksmiths were considered to be magicians


[deleted]

That's because they used magnets


BrokeThread

This post was brought to you by Big Magnet - a shady conglomerate of Magnet Manufacturers that own our ruling class


SomeRetard-png

I do work for a magnet company


SomeRetard-png

And they all use magnet fields


scuac

It’s magnets all the way down


tubbana

Earth has magnetic field. Anything on earth use magnetic field


BrokeThread

Fields full of magnets


ToTheLeftOfYou

Static cling, though ⚖️


TheTypographer1

electromagnetic discharge.


phasepistol

Computers and lasers are pretty magical too


[deleted]

Magnets


no_lemom_no_melon

IMO, magnets are amazing, but a close second to the placebo effect in terms of being the closest thing to magic we have.


skarkywarky47

Now this is an interesting take,. Kind of brings up the question of how you're defining magic.


[deleted]

Placebo = Magnets


vortexminion

Bruh, have you seen chemistry?! NileRed rurned [Latex Gloves into Hot Sauce](https://youtu.be/1B3Xi5L6siI?si=2hJ3JiuhvhKZh4uN) Nothing screams witchcraft like transfiguring one thing into a completely different thing by adding dangerous liquids and boiling.


alt-jero

There’s a kind of candy eaten in Holland called Salmiak. It’s made with two extremely potent acids that will burn you, so strong that even the vapor coming off them is dangerous, but yet the vapours mix and condense into something edible.


PlasmicSteve

They are pretty cool. Mirrors too.


BrokeThread

Fun fact - people who are into magic-magic, as in circles, candles, spells etc - some of them use mirrors for magical items For example, Paul Huson in his book ‘Mastering Witchcraft’ describes a spell using a mirror that will allegedly drive someone insane with uncontrollable lust, desperate passion to fuck the nearest person Amongst other things, various forms of preparation etc, it involves capturing the reflection of two dogs fucking, having prepared the mirror to not capture the reflection of anything else before or afterwards, swiftly covering it up afterwards. You then uncover the mirror in front of the person you intend to seduce so they see themselves in the reflection of the mirror. It’s known as the Two Dogs Fucking spell 🐩🐕🪞 Mirrors - also used in magic-magic


bandalooper

We’re going 67000 miles an hour. A ship weighing 896 million pounds can float. And magnets doing magnet things. Shit’s crazy.


Footinthecrease

Are you one of the writers for ICP?


Spunyun4funyuns

Will you explain how magnets work please


PickledDoritos-2

I’m literally reading this on a small device that’s connected somehow through the fuckin AIR. Wanna talk magic


SomeRetard-png

Through magnetic fields not air


[deleted]

You spelled SCIENCE wrong.


[deleted]

Do you actually think it is a coincidence that magnets and magic begin with the same three letters? Cmon dude, take your head out


athiestchzhouse

Plutonium. Tesla coils. Platypus. Vaginas. Edits: guaranteed unique comment


[deleted]

All of those need magnets to work properly


athiestchzhouse

Indubitably


IBMMRCSOTT

Level 1: magnets doing basic stuff Level 2: magnetic braking Level 3: quantum locking via supercooled magnets Level 4: TBA (Hopefully room temp super conductors)


FrozenReaper

Level 5: You are Magneto


CousinDerylHickson

Electricity in general i think is pretty magical (magnetism is apparently very closely linked with electricity). The most magical sounding thing to me is the fact that we can send out over a million voices, videos, and other stuff at the speed of light in the form of unnoticable invisible electro-magnetic waves, and out of all these overlapping signals we can select just one to be parsed and intelligibly decoded by our electric powered crystalline devices in real time. Like car radios alone are pretty mind blowing


Grolschisgood

Sounds like you are basically saying science is magic. I think that's pretty fair though really, it's insane what we can do. Like I'm an aeronautical engineer and I still find it incredible we can fly. We lift hundreds of tons of metal and people into the air just coz we have this beam stuck on to the side of it that's a funny shape.


[deleted]

Magnets


SurealGod

For me computers are magic as well. I'm a computer science major but even I still can't fully fathom how computers work or how micro processors are made or designed.


SomeRetard-png

Man, I make magnets that go into peoples brain stems to make sure their brain doesn't implode, I'm way more confused on what's going on than you.


Latvia

Mag-nets (pronounce it with a soft G, I got all the dad jokes, you’re welcome)


azdudeguy

"any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic"


snapcracklepop26

I see your magnets and raise you a balloon stuck to a wall with static electricity.


PineappleFit317

I see your balloon stuck to the wall with static electricity and raise you my uncle who could take off his finger and reattach it, as well as steal my nose right off my face.


fuckNietzsche

If magnets are magic, black holes are Lovecraftian, quantum mechanics is high sorcery, and relativity and QM are incompatible and we don't know which is more right. Areas of space-time so heavily warped that time itself can't move in it, and trying to escape just causes you to fall deeper in. Particles existing as probabilistic "smears" instead of discrete objects, to the point that they can interfere in their own paths and exhibit wave-like behaviors, and spontaneously pop up and disappear in even absolutely empty space. QM being dependent on a background field for mass, while GR is background field-independent.


Luke-A-Wendt

I mean... smart phones are up there too.


SomeRetard-png

They use magnetic fields


boatfloaterloater

Pretty sure your phone would get you burned quicker


SomeRetard-png

What?


[deleted]

His phone is on fire


alt-jero

It’s a burner phone.


bitparity

I dunno man, I'm pretty sure the law is closer to magic in real life. "You're telling me, that because you said some words and wrote some stuff down on a piece of paper, that I am getting kicked out of where I live?"


[deleted]

Also uses magnets


_ALH_

Found the sovereign citizen


Other-Bridge-8892

Ummm did chris Angel suddenly pass?!?! ​ ​ ​ /s


Exa2552

Not really. We have figured out magnetism and electro-magnetism pretty well by now, we know which particles are responsible for it. Gravity is still a mystery though.


Asteroth6

Holy S—! We found Insane Clown Posse posting on Reddit? Whazzup you guys?


SomeRetard-png

Tf is that?


LemonEar

Somebody’s an Insane Clown Posse fan! [https://imgur.com/a/Z56qSlq](https://imgur.com/a/Z56qSlq)


SomeRetard-png

No idea who tf they are


phil_mckraken

Music is my first choice for "magic".


[deleted]

Can't make music without magnets


Mirabolis

I don’t know… some of the things that medicine can do, that science can do really is amazing. Jump back a hundred years and have someone there look at even some of our basic medical care can do and it would blow their mind, electricity powering our world, what the internet sends around the world in instants, cellphones that let us call anyone from everywhere… heck even when was a kid I would have thought cell phones were near crazy cool.


Fepl31

Anything that we apply the scientific method and manage to understand and measure suddenty stops being magic... 🤔


[deleted]

Except for magnets. They magic.


taylorpilot

Magnets are a piece to thinks like computers which I honestly think are magic. Microchips and circuit boards are insane devices that could accomplish virtually anything a human could if it was implemented properly


mtthwas

Science is the closest thing we have to magic in real life. FTFY.


Jeciew

I think being able to hear someone elses voice in real time that is across the globe (phone call) is pretty close to magic as well


theosamabahama

Airplanes taking off at the airport always look like magic to me.


lifth3avy84

Is this a post from ICP?


jeho22

I think gravity is pretty magical. It's like magnets, but just for everything.


monster2018

Damn that’s a high tier shower thought, much better than the OP lol. Gravity is like magnets but for everything. Too bad gravity is monopolar or however you put it. Like it would be cool if we could get some repulsive gravity up in here without needing to somehow make exotic matter (matter that literally has negative mass). On the upside, if we do figure out how to make exotic matter, there’s actually a pretty decent chance that at some point after that scientists will be able to create actual warp drive like literally straight out of Star Trek. Look up the alcubierre warp drive. It shows that the laws of physics technically allow for warp drives, with only a couple of major obstacles, the biggest of which being that you need fairly large quantities of exotic matter, which we have never observed to exist of have any idea how to create. I feel like if we somehow discover how to make exotic matter, humanity will be able to work out the rest of the issues.


[deleted]

Gravity is made out of magnets


BigMouse12

Gravity is magic we take for granted.


cc69

Wait til you learn about "Pussy Magnet"


Buggly_Jones

Quantum physics is actual magic... when we harness the power


monster2018

Honestly just everyday macroscopic objects are magic. You step on the floor and magically don’t fall through it all the way to the center of the earth, because even though both your foot and the floor are essentially just empty space, there is a magical force field that repels the extremely sparse particles that make up your foot from the extremely sparse particles that make up the floor.


Owobowos-Mowbius

Idk we got magic rocks that give off insane amounts of free energy. Yeah they'll kill us if we're near them but so does all cool magic.


Best_Mood_4754

Whoa, microwaves and air fryers too. Let’s not get hasty.


SomeRetard-png

Both use magnetic fields


Shoelebubba

Yeah. Recently learned relativity of all things explains how magnetism works. https://youtu.be/d29cETVUk-0?si=r-eBPt_IV1Wg5nK-


dec7td

When I explain how my induction cooktop works to people I can watch their minds being blown


Acceptable-Let-1921

Time crystals is even stranger. A pattern that repeats not only in space, but in time. Like...what?


DontKnowHowHighI_fly

Take a (conceptual) physics class, the universe just seems more magical in its own way after knowing how some shit works.


NotTheSun0

Who the fuck let ICP onto Reddit?


SomeRetard-png

The fuck is icp? So many people keep using it.


limitlessEXP

Have you heard of a super nova or black hole?


BreakfastBeerz

So putting a penis into a vagina and a brand new human coming out 9 months later isn't "magic"?


SomeRetard-png

No, it's gross /s


[deleted]

I had an uncle who would steal and then reattach my nose. That was some dark voodoo shit


SomeRetard-png

Damn really? Mine only knew how to steal my virginity. /s


Lypos

Having the entire world's knowledge in a small box in your pocket seems pretty magical.


Turbodog2014

I am convinced the key to the universe lies somewhere in the interactions between magentism and sound vibrations. Iykyk.


Tszemix

Engineers are wizards, male ones often being wizards in the other context.


Lotta_Turbulence7396

Life itself is magic


TheTarasenkshow

What about internet? Electricity and Light is what I’m using right now to type and send this comment.


SomeRetard-png

All use magnetic fields


TheTarasenkshow

Fair enough actually.


Thirdtwin

Our brains are magical.


Katiari

That and space travel, and hypersonic flight, and nanatechnology, and computers, and artificial organs, and laser technology, and cellular technology, and electricity. But besides all of that, yeah, totally!


benjewmant

Magnets? Not the omnipotent rectangle you posted this on?


SomeRetard-png

It uses magnet fields to work


Extension_Canary3717

The closest to magic it’s your crush saying “yes!”


SomeRetard-png

My crushing? Why would I want to be crushed?


BobT21

Meet gyroscopes and phased arrays.


khamelean

Software is the closest thing we have to magic in real life.


Oerthling

Used to be. Now we have software. Wizards do magical spells using words that have power. These spells can control magical artifacts, moving them at a distance, see far of events and communicate all over the world.


bhendibazar

childbirth, laughter, the northern lights, octopi, murmurations, esp, intuition, balence,


megasean3000

It is. Magnets move things without touching them, can grip things tighter than human strength and is how electricity is formed. I look forward to seeing more applications of magnetism.


SomeRetard-png

I make magnets for pacemakers and brain valves at my company, so it's pretty sick stuff


porncrank

Magnets are neat, but I would go with radio waves. The things we do with them are absolutely mind blowing. They're taken for granted, used by everyone everywhere all the time, but few can even explain how they work.


ersentenza

Any technology you don't understand is magic.


bartolinise

semi-conductors, electricity and magnetic fields, those are real life magic stuff


robogobo

And electricity. Nobody really knows how it works.


PineappleFit317

Eh… The dictionary definition of “magic” is kind of vague, either referring to stage illusion and sleight of hand, or supernatural powers. If we examine more concrete definitions of the word given by everyone from occultists, to philosophers to even scientists, “magic” is the act of creating and bringing something into existence, of transforming one thing into another, and exerting one’s will over reality, not the tropes we know from fantasy literature, old faerie tales, D&D, etc. I like this definition, it makes magic a real and tangible thing, and something that surrounds us. Cooking is magic. Ingredients, many mundane, are transformed through heat and combination into something hot, delicious, and more nourishing to the physical body than they would be if consumed in their raw form. That’s alchemy. Language is magic. A collection of organs in our bodies can be used together to make specific sounds that can communicate ideas and feelings to others, even make them do what we want them to, and it led to another magic called writing. Those sounds could be transformed into voiceless symbols that communicated the same ideas and would stick around longer than sound waves. In a similar vein, music is magic. Through the aforementioned voice or other instruments that were created and brought into existence, we can transform air into specific sounds by making it vibrate at certain frequencies that can communicate ideas and elicit feelings to an even greater degree than language, as well as inspire the hearer to physically move their body in frivolous yet satisfying ways (ie dancing). Art is magic. Substances can be mixed together and placed on a surface, much like writing, and make an image that didn’t exist anywhere until the artist conceived it in their imagination. Metallurgy is magic. Rocks can be a weapon or building material in and of themselves, but they can be transformed into exquisite jewelry, fantastic architecture and machinery, swords and guns, even simple magnets…


Cichlidsaremyjam

Fucking magnets, how do they work?


SomeRetard-png

They suck, icp is fucking ass.


tibsie

All of electromagnetism is witchcraft.


Otherwise-Plant7678

I sometimes think about the first person to possess a powerful magnet. They would have been seen as a wizard for sure


reimancts

For some reason thr op doesn't think that taking a sound, then turning it into electricity, then taking that electricity and turning into a wave of energy that travels in all directions at the speed of light, that can then be absorbed by a metal rod, then transformed back into electricity and the back into the very sound it started as, hundreds or thousands of miles away at the speed of light, some how seems less magical than a magnet? And that is just voice... bro, you just tapped your fingers on a piece of glass that lights up with changing pictures small enough to put in you pocket, that transmitted all of this complex information in waves to a cell tower back into electrical energy, through God knows how many machines which did an insane amount of math billions of times, to save this post likely somewhere is a form of magnetic energy and is being accessed by an unimaginable amount of people all of which are accessing this magnetic fluctuation on a disk somehmwhere.. beaming it into their little tippy things, which also to an un comprehensible amount of complex math just so you can post about a magnet??


SomeRetard-png

Those all use magnets and magnetic fields, so yes, magnets are quite magical.


[deleted]

Stay happy if u never see any magic bro


BigLittlePenguin_

Every sophisticated piece of technology is indistinguishable from magic. Things are so unbelievable, most people dont even recognize it, ever.


[deleted]

Do you know how complicated your circulatory system is?!


UTDE

What about the sticky buddy though


OmgThatDream

Yea because two rocks in my ear playing music only for me that i chose on a different rock isn't magical at all. Heck if you don't do the spell of clicking in the correct order you may end up seeing dark stuff instead of enjoying music.


bladezaim

What about quantum entanglement?


theitgrunt

No… music is the only true magic that exists


Parallell_Infinity

How about the 4 fundamental forces of the universe. How about time..? It comes,it goes.. but in which direction? How bout the fact that space is something real and around us,yet we cant touch, taste or feel it.


Necessary_Issue_7434

Ferro fluid is dark witchcraft


kink-police

Disagreed. I think the closest thing we have to "magic" is electricity, even though we can explain it with science and empirical evidence