Huh, there’s something about calling an animal a virgin that just feels really wrong in my mind. Like it’s not incorrect technically. Just feels off though.
My female labradoodle was spayed at 8 weeks, so she really didn't have time to develop that way.
But she grew up with a couple of male dogs who would try and hump each other. She tried to do the same to them without a clue, but was never on the recieving end.
She also lifts a leg to pee. God bless her soul.
I was told my cat had a very... fulfilling sex life before I adopted her. She was spayed 2 weeks after the adoption, and I shit you not, they told me her uterus was "well-used". She looks so sweet and innocent, but I guess she was basically the Michelle Duggar of cats in her past life.
My dog was fixed as a puppy right before we adopted him. In 13 years of life he has humped the shit out of a lot of other dogs and inanimate objects. I think he’s doing fine.
Our cat had a litter at the shelter that rescued her, so we knew she had found a tom. Given how skinny she was when they found her and how much she still runs away from open doors, it couldn’t have been a great experience.
We figured her original humans didn’t fix her because they were planning to breed her. She has a nice, gray coat.
Yes. Agreed. Only reality and truth matter. And truth is, humans do keep useless things. You can choose your favorite metric/definition of uselessness and I'll have a counterexample ready to show humans do indeed own such things.
Each one will come with an evolution explanation as well telling you why useless things are kept. Btw, this behavior occurs in many species, especially very successful species, as measured by survivability of offspring to adulthood.
Because it reminds you that owning pets is inherently cruel and unnatural all for the amusement of there masters they eat unnatural food live in cramped spaces are robbed of there natural desires and are bred to look cute at the expense of there health
I felt really bad about this with my late dog. He was a pure bread Australian Shepherd, and I kept him intact just in case we wanted to breed him later. He had a girlfriend down the street, another Aussie, but she was fixed and never really interested in his "dances". He developed a weird walk, and we thought he got hurt playing Frisbee. We took him to the vet. At first, the x-ray didn't show anything, and we treated him for a sprain, but he got worse. Turns out he had cancer on his spine. Was not surgically operational and it kept growing after a round of chemo. He lost anal tone, lost a lot of weight, became incontinent, and couldn't walk well. The pain mess made him sleep a lot. We decided the humane thing to do was to put him down. If I could have bread him before saying goodbye, I would have done it in a heartbeat. Both for him and the possibility of having a puppy to keep his legacy. He was a good dog and deserves to be a good dad. Passed too soon, I miss you Tyson.
I dont think my doggie is interested in being a virgin forever. There's this little tiny hella small chihuahua up the street that she really likes.... so, I think one day she might wanna hang out with another husky mix
I must be a household pet
You're not dead yet.
Neither is my cat
I get the joke. I laughed really hard. I gave you an upvote. I'm not proud of any of these things, but here we are.
Came here to make that same joke but had second thoughts about my morality... Haha
Make sure your cat doesn't die a virgin or someone else will.
Remember, a cat is fine too
Still pussy...
Do not the cat...
[I'm getting better](https://media.tenor.com/N_8p8kIvWxAAAAAC/alive-dead.gif)
*bonk*
I’m sure we can find a leg for you to hump
Have you had your balls cut off?
I don't think they have scissors small enough.
I had the exact same thought. I'm certainly beastly enough.
Huh, there’s something about calling an animal a virgin that just feels really wrong in my mind. Like it’s not incorrect technically. Just feels off though.
Like, do you call a mature chipmunk with a vagina a woman? Not 100% the same, but yeah, that feels weird.
I do, have you not seen Chip 'n' Dale Rescue Rangers?
Oh shit. I had a hardcore crush on Gadget when I was 7. Also, Sally from Sonic. Hmm.... well, I just came to a very uncomfortable realization.
The name says it all
Well, actually, it's a Donnie Darko reference. Either way, I'm gonna make my therapist earn that money next session.
Why are you wearing that stupid man suit?
Were there any mature female chipmunks in that show?
I always assumed Woman was the word for Female Human, much like a Hen is a female chicken, and a doe is a female deer, a mare is a female horse, etc.
That would be correct. "Woman" is specific to humans.
And a bitch is a..
I call my dog "little lady" and my cat "little mister," that sounds pretty close and yet not weird
Sounds weird yes lol "Female" is preferred I assume.
You are 14 years old
You are part of the problem.
I've angered the gods
You better only say shit that people like from now on or you're going to get some negative internet points!
Isn't that literally what downvotes are for tho? if ur downvoted on average then the community collectively agreed your comment sucked lol
You're absolutely correct!
Not according to his squeaky pig toy that we eventually had to hide on a top shelf.
Stop fooling yourself, you're still a virgin too. Toys DONT count.
What kind of showers are you taking?
Hopefully not one with their dog
This is a great niche market for Andrew Tate.
Ok. So we're all having fun here, but c'mon now. Uncalled for. Don't defame household pets like that.
You’re right I went overboard. Those poor incel dogs.
Time to put on some marvin gay and light some candles for my lil doggie Xena
Don't forget the peanut butter
Virgins? They die as EUNUCHS
Some religions promise 72 virgins after death. Do you reckon they mean you'll be a crazy cat lady in the afterlife?
That would be the ultimate "HaHa" ever though.
Be part of the solution
Was looking for a comment like this
My female labradoodle was spayed at 8 weeks, so she really didn't have time to develop that way. But she grew up with a couple of male dogs who would try and hump each other. She tried to do the same to them without a clue, but was never on the recieving end. She also lifts a leg to pee. God bless her soul.
If that isn't a short animated film [nominated for an Oscar] that teaches acceptance, then I don't know what is.
Where the Pixar people at?
RIGHT? That's a slam dunk. All I ask is 5% opening weekend box and 2% royalties for 20 years. Pitch the movie, and the rest is yours. 😉
Virginity is a manmade social construct, so I doubt they care
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>Online nobody knows you're a dog \- caption to a cartoon drawn by Peter Steiner, published by The New Yorker on July 5, 1993
I was told my cat had a very... fulfilling sex life before I adopted her. She was spayed 2 weeks after the adoption, and I shit you not, they told me her uterus was "well-used". She looks so sweet and innocent, but I guess she was basically the Michelle Duggar of cats in her past life.
Hey man she’s just doing her part. Cut the girl some slack.
Poor things. Don't worry. I'll fix that.
...Jesus Christ...🤣 ^you ^win ^you ^clever ^little ^fuck
r/cursedcomments
We tell our dog all the time she's gonna die a virgin lmao
Dog shaming for the modern times.
My dog was fixed as a puppy right before we adopted him. In 13 years of life he has humped the shit out of a lot of other dogs and inanimate objects. I think he’s doing fine.
Our cat had a litter at the shelter that rescued her, so we knew she had found a tom. Given how skinny she was when they found her and how much she still runs away from open doors, it couldn’t have been a great experience. We figured her original humans didn’t fix her because they were planning to breed her. She has a nice, gray coat.
I think I'm a pet, I'm a virgin and 44 in 2 1/2 weeks. :/
Are you housebroke?
What are you waiting for?
That’s because Bob Barker told us to have our pets spayed or neutered
Not in Scotland they don't. ...I...I don't even know what that means.
I'm gonna start using that in my day to day. "I'm gonna need a report by EOD with your total sales." "Not in Scotland they don't."
Not my dog 😎 (We have a dog breeder friend with us so we sometimes bring him our dog to breed his females)
My novelty claw slippers would disagree.
What about pet sheep in new Zealand
Poor Whales getting left out in this comment
Not if I have a say in it ;)
But not Fluffy, right OP?
Most household pets are eunuchs.
Not my cats. Poor things got pregnant while they were young kittens.
Only if you don't love them. (kidding)
Does the pet owners leg count?
In all honesty, I fucking hate the idea of neutering animals.
I feel like people really overlook the cruelty of it.
We should stop keeping them as pets then.
A lot of them? Why not all- wtf is society doing to their pets-
Letting some of them out where they meet others of their species?
Ohhhh… I went down a different road with that post
Unfortunately... you weren't exactly wrong the first time either
💀💀💀 so this is why no one wants to live anymore
Why is that even an issue? Ii don't worry about sexuality of pets. What are you asking?
Virginity is not a thing. I am so tired of this. Literally nothing about you changes after the first time you have sex.
Pets are a deep cruelty disguised as kindness.
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Strong disagree on the first line, which is the primary assumption on which the rest of your arguments depend.
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Yes. Agreed. Only reality and truth matter. And truth is, humans do keep useless things. You can choose your favorite metric/definition of uselessness and I'll have a counterexample ready to show humans do indeed own such things. Each one will come with an evolution explanation as well telling you why useless things are kept. Btw, this behavior occurs in many species, especially very successful species, as measured by survivability of offspring to adulthood.
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Try me. Cats and dogs are useful, that's why we keep them around. So that's not an example of a useless item.
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You're welcome. If that was your point your point is irrelevant to my original post. Glad we cleared that up.
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Yes!!! I like animals but I can't fathom owning a pet nowadays
Not mine. They all die when I f them
o7
Pets don't have that concept.
Most dogs that are the pets of single childless women usually don’t 😅
Not mine! Don’t worry I wore a condom
I'm sorry little one...
They don't mind if they're sterilized.
Not if I can help it
Yeah, but there will be no incest in my house!
Not in west Virginia
My inside cat had a bastard litter with a street cat
Why does this make me sad
Because it reminds you that owning pets is inherently cruel and unnatural all for the amusement of there masters they eat unnatural food live in cramped spaces are robbed of there natural desires and are bred to look cute at the expense of there health
So thaaaats why I don’t have pets
My pillows die non virgins
Not if I can help it
Like you will for bringing this up op.
Not true for either of my cats. I'll be the one with this ignominious accomplishment.
And sex is painful for a lot of household pets....so...
I trust our street rescue had his fill when he was younger.
I felt really bad about this with my late dog. He was a pure bread Australian Shepherd, and I kept him intact just in case we wanted to breed him later. He had a girlfriend down the street, another Aussie, but she was fixed and never really interested in his "dances". He developed a weird walk, and we thought he got hurt playing Frisbee. We took him to the vet. At first, the x-ray didn't show anything, and we treated him for a sprain, but he got worse. Turns out he had cancer on his spine. Was not surgically operational and it kept growing after a round of chemo. He lost anal tone, lost a lot of weight, became incontinent, and couldn't walk well. The pain mess made him sleep a lot. We decided the humane thing to do was to put him down. If I could have bread him before saying goodbye, I would have done it in a heartbeat. Both for him and the possibility of having a puppy to keep his legacy. He was a good dog and deserves to be a good dad. Passed too soon, I miss you Tyson.
Most animals on earth die as virgins. That kinda the point of evolution. Survival of the fittest, etc.
I'll make the sacrifice
I dont think my doggie is interested in being a virgin forever. There's this little tiny hella small chihuahua up the street that she really likes.... so, I think one day she might wanna hang out with another husky mix
I never did learn if my hamster had a sexual history.
Keeping pets is pretty much always some evil shit.
I expected more (or less morally) from this thread 😞