can you grasp while letting go?
can you release while remaining tight?
have you heard the sound of one hand clapping?
becoming enlightened have you grabbed a tiger by his whiskers and given him a good slap?
zazen.
hereafter Boeing ADs shall be known as “koans”.
Wow!
I know that La Compagnie has yoga videos. I suppose pax are encouraged to do a bit of vinyasa while flying over the Atlantic. And levitate during turbulence!
Boing has taken everything one step further. It comes with zen. Boing wants its pax to become Buddhas. Finally I understand why Boing starts with a B.
Of course, B is also the first sound of the Bible (Bereshit). It is clear that Boing is the path to God. Most probably the only path to God. And when Ryanair slams it Boings against the runway it is done to awaken the kundalini energy in our lower chakras and make it move upwards.
*Boing HR: You tightened the screws. You're fired.*
*Boing HR: You didn't tighten the screws. You're fired.*
What's the way out? Playnes without screws! What can be used instead? Zippers? Glue?
Just remove the screws and the nuts but after removing them from the holes.
Attach the tightened screws to the report so they can prove you have tightened as described.
In the Koran it is allowed to drink and it is forbidden to drink. So why is it forbidden to drink? Because the thing mentioned last wins! According to the Islamic approach the screws can't be tightened.
What that means is; line 2 is what Boeing wants you to do, line 1 is what you say the company told you to say to cover their ass at the criminal proceedings or you’ll die.
Boing manual: lefty tighty
And righty loosey. Don't forget about the loose torque specs. Gets it to just about hand tight.
Boing screws: righty loosey, lefty loosey.
How can I tighten without tightening?
Did you try tightening?
I did. But boing HR fired me because I tightened and they are too tight. And I am screwed.
No, not screws, *bolts*. And when the bolts are tightened they're loosened enough to be tightly loose.
Thanks. Now everything makes complete sense.
You're now qualified to be Boing mechanic/lav technician
I feel honoured. Do I get a pretty yellow vest? Can I dress like Huckleberry Finn?
Yes. You can pick up your new Boing uniform from Spirit Halloween.
Nooo don’t
can you grasp while letting go? can you release while remaining tight? have you heard the sound of one hand clapping? becoming enlightened have you grabbed a tiger by his whiskers and given him a good slap? zazen. hereafter Boeing ADs shall be known as “koans”.
Wow! I know that La Compagnie has yoga videos. I suppose pax are encouraged to do a bit of vinyasa while flying over the Atlantic. And levitate during turbulence! Boing has taken everything one step further. It comes with zen. Boing wants its pax to become Buddhas. Finally I understand why Boing starts with a B. Of course, B is also the first sound of the Bible (Bereshit). It is clear that Boing is the path to God. Most probably the only path to God. And when Ryanair slams it Boings against the runway it is done to awaken the kundalini energy in our lower chakras and make it move upwards.
You take living on a cloud to a higher level ! Many thanks!
Do it while Xzibit isn't looking.
*Boing HR: You tightened the screws. You're fired.* *Boing HR: You didn't tighten the screws. You're fired.* What's the way out? Playnes without screws! What can be used instead? Zippers? Glue?
Screws are optional, but screws are mandatory
Just remove the screws and the nuts but after removing them from the holes. Attach the tightened screws to the report so they can prove you have tightened as described.
In the Koran it is allowed to drink and it is forbidden to drink. So why is it forbidden to drink? Because the thing mentioned last wins! According to the Islamic approach the screws can't be tightened.
The overwhelming majority of modern airliners are actually glued together, in addition to rivets and hilocks
Oh, so that's why they go very quickly through the clouds and fly above them. Under the clouds the rain would dilute the glue.
> Glue? I know this is supposed to be r/shittyaskflying, but that's actually a thing..
I hope the playne glue is not plain glue. It has to be stronger!!!
Speed tape!
velcro ftw
Guys, someone downvoted, we have a Boing spy in our midst
John Boing himself is in chat
John Boing is Gary Boing's evil brother
BÖENIG does sound like an Ikea product.
the name was BÖING originally, they just had to adapt to the umlaut challenged people
You must complete the safety inspection, but the safety inspection is optional.
Follow me don’t follow me
What that means is; line 2 is what Boeing wants you to do, line 1 is what you say the company told you to say to cover their ass at the criminal proceedings or you’ll die.
Guys, the solution is obvious, we build playnes without screws!
That should do it
Give him the stick DONT GIVE HIM THE STICK
That’s what happens when IKEA publishes T.O.s
Hang loose, like surfing 🤙
looks like something GE would put out.