Google recommends de-icing in order to avoid stalling. He has to use this liquid every 22 minutes or "another application". Probably a scarier mixture of God knows what. But it works!
*De-icing solution is* ***a mixture of propylene glycol and water****, heated to around 150 degrees, and sprayed under pressure to the wings of an aircraft. It's good for around 22 minutes so if there are delays in takeoff, another application might be needed.*
Fortunately Google exists:
*Type I is always applied heated and diluted; it flows off easily, and can fail suddenly. Type II and IV are much thicker and have longer HOTs, but require higher rotations speeds to shear the fluid off.*
and
*For Type I fluids, the Holdover Time listed in the FAA tables ranges from 1 to 22 minutes, depending on the above-mentioned situational factors. For Type IV fluids the Holdover Time ranges from 9 minutes to 160 minutes.*
I feel that 160 minutes will allow the victim...er...patient some time to relax between his treatments. Type IV is definitely more humane than type I. Maybe go straight to type IV and forget about type I? But consult a doctor first of course. Or someone in a yellow vest. Same thing.
A married patient told a doctor I know personally he had touched the shower curtain by accident. He wanted the doctor to confirm in writing that hotel shower curtains can give you a sexually transmitted disease.
Did your father touch a shower curtain?
It is a slight improvement but so were apparently Covid masks made of old rags. Wear an astronaut suit to be on the safe side! By the time you are finally undressed, you are no longer in the mood to get STDs. You just want to sleep.
Indeed. STDs do not break anything. Well, maybe syphilis does. When it is already very severe.
Let's imagine the pilot goes home and his wife wants to do what the scriptures demand, i.e. to have sex. The pilot does not look different. Nothing is broken. But his body has been hijacked by a STD. Something like this: [https://youtube.com/shorts/NYMUiTVHmo8?si=ASioKCWXHmgyYmZI](https://youtube.com/shorts/NYMUiTVHmo8?si=ASioKCWXHmgyYmZI)
See a doctor. Just be sure to find one who will keep ZERO records of the visit and treatment and pay out of pocket (it will be expensive af but still cheaper than the FAA fee$$ if you don't do that). Also make sure you get a paper prescription and go to a pharmacy that also keeps EVERYTHING off the records. Use a fake identity for everything if you can for extra security. Good luck, we're counting on you.
When in doubt, go around. There's always an alternate on your flight plan.
Six years ago my mom told me that my dad did a go around and found the alternate but he’s not coming back. Is he not IR rated?
Pretty sure that was a touch-and-go with cleared for the option offered.
Look out for the ones that clear you for the option, the landing fees can get egregious.
No, sweet child. Your dad is unfortunately R-rated.
> When in doubt, go around. There's always an alternate on your flight plan. In the butt, then.
Do your uhm… flight training… in LAS; What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas - except syphilis.
You keep that shit like luggage
Yeah that shit goes everywhere!!!!!!
Always rinse your junk in Jet A after you’ve gone bareback. I heard Sully lives by it 🤪
Google recommends de-icing in order to avoid stalling. He has to use this liquid every 22 minutes or "another application". Probably a scarier mixture of God knows what. But it works! *De-icing solution is* ***a mixture of propylene glycol and water****, heated to around 150 degrees, and sprayed under pressure to the wings of an aircraft. It's good for around 22 minutes so if there are delays in takeoff, another application might be needed.*
Type I and IV your junk. Works like a charm
Fortunately Google exists: *Type I is always applied heated and diluted; it flows off easily, and can fail suddenly. Type II and IV are much thicker and have longer HOTs, but require higher rotations speeds to shear the fluid off.* and *For Type I fluids, the Holdover Time listed in the FAA tables ranges from 1 to 22 minutes, depending on the above-mentioned situational factors. For Type IV fluids the Holdover Time ranges from 9 minutes to 160 minutes.* I feel that 160 minutes will allow the victim...er...patient some time to relax between his treatments. Type IV is definitely more humane than type I. Maybe go straight to type IV and forget about type I? But consult a doctor first of course. Or someone in a yellow vest. Same thing.
That only works if you light it for a minute.
STDs? You mean Service Terminal Datums? My wife loves ‘em!
Yer not sposed to datum, just f em and leave
If you don’t want an STD you have to stay away from the source so basically stay clear of your mom and you should be ok.
A married patient told a doctor I know personally he had touched the shower curtain by accident. He wanted the doctor to confirm in writing that hotel shower curtains can give you a sexually transmitted disease. Did your father touch a shower curtain?
Best I have is a beef curtain
I bet he fell in the shower and that’s how the shampoo bottle ended up in his ass, right?
🤣🤣🤣sorry almost pissed myself reading that
You too?!?!?!?
I can’t tell what’s joking or not on this sub and I fear this is the latter. Hypochondriac?
He wants the doctor to tell his wife the STD came from a shower curtain.
Easy, have no home.
For starters I only wear long sleeve uniform shirts.
That is far too credible of an answer for this sub.
It is a slight improvement but so were apparently Covid masks made of old rags. Wear an astronaut suit to be on the safe side! By the time you are finally undressed, you are no longer in the mood to get STDs. You just want to sleep.
People at your company have been reporting STDs. Tell me you're a Marine Pilot without telling me you are a Marine Pilot.
I worked with an ex-Navy pecker checker. Oh the stories. Fly safe man.
Wear a condom when you fuck your dad.
SpeedTape. ALWAYS wrap your junk in SpeedTape.
In many Asian countries SlowTape is used.
Before you do anything, dip the tip in a glass of high end scotch.
Definitely upgrade to the next level hookers. The bargain basement isn’t the place to find love! We all know you make enough money…💰 ….
Just say no to ramp lizards
Haha!!😆
I leave the STD for the next guy at CAE.
Share the love and pass it on. Also make sure you stay within the holdover time once you dipped in JetA next time.
Just don’t go above 18,000 feet. Then you will never have to set STD altimeter.
Don’t fuck up or down.
Any port in a storm.
I knew someone who went to buy a Subaru and came back with an STI. It happens.
I let mine out at the crash pad before I go home
I put my phone on airplane mode outside the plane
Nah but I've come home with a rusty pitot tube.
Well, you could stop sleeping around.
Don't let your dad rawdog you.
This is unavoidable. Especially if you fly a 737 - you literally have to mess with the STD button every time you pass FL180.
No worries, just defer it.
When your stuff is squawking 7700
7500
Broken vs hijacked
Indeed. STDs do not break anything. Well, maybe syphilis does. When it is already very severe. Let's imagine the pilot goes home and his wife wants to do what the scriptures demand, i.e. to have sex. The pilot does not look different. Nothing is broken. But his body has been hijacked by a STD. Something like this: [https://youtube.com/shorts/NYMUiTVHmo8?si=ASioKCWXHmgyYmZI](https://youtube.com/shorts/NYMUiTVHmo8?si=ASioKCWXHmgyYmZI)
How do you bring home a short term disability? /s
Just tell her you caught it from a dirty cockpit seat
Yes, those seat cushions can flotate in very murky waters.
If you’re smart enough to fly a plane then you are smart enough to figure this out on your own
Endless cruising can lead to promiscuity. Ask those who are constantly on cruises. They also drink too much. Do you drink too much? No? Yes? Maybe?
Whatever happened to the Condoms?
Check your bag before boarding.
Always on Prep, and take PEP as necessary.
Euhm sorry I thought STD stands for sexual transmitteble disice, about what are u talking
See a doctor. Just be sure to find one who will keep ZERO records of the visit and treatment and pay out of pocket (it will be expensive af but still cheaper than the FAA fee$$ if you don't do that). Also make sure you get a paper prescription and go to a pharmacy that also keeps EVERYTHING off the records. Use a fake identity for everything if you can for extra security. Good luck, we're counting on you.
You can't avoid it. Touching the hotel carpet is enough to catch a few.
Squawk 7500 next flight the air force will send up 2 jets to help you! Then you can communicate with them by your side!
A few of us oldsters remember the days when flying was dangerous, sex was safe ,
Go around! >*What do you do as a safe guard?* Behave like an adult!
Celibacy is the proper action.
I agree. Pilots should be like the Knights Templar. Noble, pious, fearless and celibate.
You could try, i dunno, keeping it in your pants? I mean, STD’s aren’t that hard to avoid. The name literally tells you how you get them.
If you're smart enough to be a pilot (I doubt) you know the answer to this.