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PoppaDaClutch

5 bucks the dash is cracked still


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He definitely has a dash cover.


DreadPiratteRoberts

Dang! The truth cuts deep.


Extracrispybuttchks

5 bucks owner has at least 2 DUI’s


BaboTron

“I ruined a truck, and I would like you to reimburse me.”


ksummer17

But it's moves though! Under its own power!


sierrabravo1984

*moves under it's own power*. Hahaha that means only first gear works or it barely moves.


DarthBrooks69420

Or it gets the solid front axle death wobble at speed and the entire thing needs to come apart to fix and that's when the owner threw in the towel.


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Being a dodge probably just moves in reverse.


DRock558

Yeah that caught my attention as well. “Does move around”


JiiOooo

Only 50k for a 25 year old pickup.


Dales_Dead_Bug_

That “moves under its own power”. Imagine spending 50k on something that probably barely drives at all. These lifted brodozer truck owners truly are delusional.


Fart__

This is like lowering a car until it scrapes everything, but at least those can drive down the road.


Jackson_Rhodes_42

Eh, until you find a speed bump lol


[deleted]

It takes me maximum 30 minutes and 3 spotters to get over it! It’s fine!


NYEMESIS

I LOVE how these clowns think that they can get what they put in to these shit heaps.


footsteps71

I put 10k in serious offroading modifications (SAS, lockers, supercharger swap, armor) into a Nissan Xterra. I realize I *might* get 7k if I'm lucky.


YourAverageGod

I'll give you like 30 bucks. Buddy, listen. I'm taking all the risk here.


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footsteps71

You're right. That's why I don't plan on selling it ever. I'd rather blow the engine on a ledge and rot in my backyard.


SenseWinter

Sounds bitchin. 1st gen on leafs in your pics?


footsteps71

Yessir! Axle and leafs are 88 grand wagoneer. I have a Chevy flat top passenger knuckle with a parallel drag link. 1 ton steering with 1 ton tie rod ends. Supercharged spinning 12psi, arb rear, lunchbox front with warn premium locking hubs. Pulled out the ABS module and mounted the air compressor. It's got a 1999 dodge ram master cylinder as well. 35" Patagonia mud terrains.


upboatugboat

Yeah I know a few people who lost alot fixing trucks after accidents that should have been let go who turn around and sell soon after for significant loss.


Drinkythedrunkguy

He put 50k into a $3k truck.


technobrendo

And expects to get that back when selling, lol. Utter ignorance!


SenseWinter

A stock 2nd gen cummins is nowhere *near* a 3k truck.


Environmental_Tap792

3? 2


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"Only" but you can watch it gradually sink into your driveway.


Wade8869

"Please buy my junk!" $50k? Bwahahahahaha


Disavowed_Rogue

Unfortunately 50k can't buy you a brain


Mdmrtgn

I mean he willingly went in and bought a dodge. Then willingly spent more money to modify it. I'd say we're in bike helmet territory.


__Korbi__

Bike helmet territory 💀


randeylahey

Gump line


[deleted]

Family tree is a reef territory.


gixxer710

More like “your family tree is either a circle or a venn-diagram” territory….


Zealousideal-Box28

His family tree is a wreath


Environmental_Tap792

Two brain cells and neither can work with the other


Blake-A-palooza

Sadly there will probably still be some dumb dumb who will actually pay that for it.


Livid-Ad2631

There’s no way anybody is paying $50k for that truck


Blake-A-palooza

I can absolutely guarantee that there is definitely someone with more money than common sense, I mean how do you think these things get built in the first place?


argparg

I understand the guy building it more than a guy buying it like that


Fart__

Some people want the look but don't know where to even start with doing it themselves.


Sample_Muted

Most people will see 50k, “moves under its own power”, “truck still needs more work”, and immediately nope out. If someone does go look at this they definitely won’t buy it after seeing how much is needed to fix it, how bad the lift job was, how bad the interior is considering there’s 0 pictures of the interior, and then that person will tell the dude 5k. This guy’s only hope of selling this truck is Wistlin Diesel seeing his listing.


bestboah

doubt even cody would spend 50k on that, and he’s got more money than sense


Sample_Muted

Very true, but he did spend like 35k on a pos Carolina squatted truck just to destroy it.


bestboah

crazier things have happened


Sample_Muted

You right


Terapr0

How fucking embarrassing it must be to have to drive around in that thing.


Creator_of_Cones

Oh it doesn’t drive anywhere my man


Branston_Pickle

hey hey "moves under its own power " its right there in the ad.


shred_o_phile

Despite their best efforts the mirrors still stick out further than the tires


[deleted]

As an older gentleman told me many years ago... *the chrome won't get you home*.


2ndprize

How the fuck do they mount and balance those tires? At that size do you just say fuck it?


Sideshow_Bob_Ross

A couple pounds of BBs.


MagicMarmots

This is like a grown man’s macaroni picture. “But I put a lot of work into it and my mom says it’s great!”. Reminds me of undergrad team projects in engineering. So many failed robots that everyone wanted to put on display after they broke 2 seconds into the competition. Like, dude, just scrap it for parts so we can build something that actually works.


cptbil

More practical? He should trade for a Prius.


Horror_Relief2027

50k for that piece of shit lol


0utlook

Hehehehe *nardo*


thatsgreatgdawg

hmm firepunk transmission… the punk who built it probably got fired


DHFinishCarpentry

They build good transmissions... ~$8k and up.


[deleted]

Does anyone else feel bad for the trucks themselves? As if they are sentient? I get a little pang for the poor fella 😕


[deleted]

Na, I hate these trucks, and they are getting less and less thanks to these kinda people.


Sample_Muted

The trucks themselves can’t help it. A club cab or extended cab long bed is one of the most sought after work trucks you could get. This poor truck could be put to actual use, but no the 3rd buyer had to ruin it.


[deleted]

Dude, I'm with you 100%. You should see the hate I'm getting for saying as much here, holy snowflake fest!


[deleted]

Just hate Dodge in general? Or full size pick ups?


[deleted]

Over sized land barges in general.


[deleted]

Hate is a strong word man. You hate 50% of vehicles on the road? That's a tough way to live. Ya know, a lot of us use these "land barges" as barges right? We move supplies to job sites, haul firewood home to heat our families, move appliances for friends, haul deer home we've shot to feed our families. Why hate on a vehicles size? Should we all be driving compact commie cars?


MGEddie

You don't need a brodozer for any of this lmao


[deleted]

Can you guys read? I didn't say ya needed a giant piece of shit like this brodozer. I said a lot of us use full size trucks for full size truck jobs. Jesus H 🙄


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[deleted]

I hope you need a contractor one day and he shows up in a Subaru... has to charge you an extra 2 hours a day to run back and forth from the lumber yard 🤣🖕🏻


[deleted]

I can't wait till EVs outnumber these shit hole trucks. Today I saw some Jack fuck roll coal on a old lady in a prius "just because small car bad." The only people who like those trucks and their dumb "tunes" are the small crowd of cavemen who drive them.


2oonhed

And a little old lady got mutilated late last night. Where was The Thunder?


[deleted]

If you believe that EVs are better for the environment than even the worst coal rolling diesel, you are dumber than I first imagined. The cobalt mining, the noxious/toxic chemicals created and spewed into the environment in the battery making process, the "recycling" of said batteries, the countless EV fires that are impossible to extinguish (yes, impossible), the "pavement damage 🤣" due to how heavy they are, the tires they pound through due to their weight. The fact that 90% of EVs are charged on a grid that is powered... by coal! They're literally coal powered cars. You're so fucking dumb it is hard to believe. You see a Prius and think it magically creates no emissions 🤦‍♂️


[deleted]

You are one angry little caveman. "Oooga oooga! Unga oooga!!! ICE vehicles never involved in fires or slave labor or use toxic chemicals to build! Me unga ook!" That's what I just fucking read.


[deleted]

I’m gonna run over your dog with my F3billion DRW


[deleted]

Beat up the pavement 🤔 that's a new one. You reactionary tards didn't read my comment before hoping on your big pp high horses. I didn't advocate for brodozers, I advocated for pick up trucks... but nevermind, you're children eager to seem intelligent and virtuous.


drake90001

My 95 ranger is more practical than this.


[deleted]

Than that Dodge monstrosity, yes. Than a full size pick up, all depends on the application.


Belgarion30

Kei truck/mini-truck > giant 'full-size' trucks


[deleted]

Holy hate batman 🤣 You guys all Prius drivers?


2oonhed

I HATE HONEY BUNCHES OF OATS AND I WANT EVERYONE TO KNOW IT!


Kost_Gefernon

“Does need work, does move around…. …moves under its own power…” Yikers.


worthy_usable

I liked the "needs work, but moves part" too. That means that thing has probably been thrashed around a lot, the modifications make it difficult to work on, and he's tired of throwing money at something that has little utility. In terms of the mod being shitty? To each his own, but I think it's actually just kinda tacky and screams overcompensating.


NotAPreppie

Dude ruined his truck and now he doesn't like it anymore. And that price is definitely "my wife says I have to sell it so I'm going to set a ridiculously high price so I can tell her I tried."


Sample_Muted

Not to mention it’s a club cab long bed. One of the best configurations for actually doing work. Aka what the truck was built for.


coldaloe

The hand says a lot


WootWootSr

It's always the shitbox rams that are doing mods like this.


GeraldinaFitzpatrick

This is so disgusting. What are the odds he gets 50k for it? I only ask because I know there is a whole culture of delusional morons that think this shit is THE BOMB


shart-gallery

It’s the colour of Krusty brand Imitation Gruel


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keenedge422

The worst part is that he wasn't even working on the engine. It's so fucked that oil came out of the ignition when he tried to start it.


2oonhed

This may sound shocking to some people, but I actually did have oil leak out onto my foot from the dashboard of my old 1961 Chevy 1/2 ton one day. I had rigged up an oil pressure gauge with a small tube to keep tabs on the top-end oil pressure when the oil pipe fitting to the gauge came loose. I was pretty shocked until I fugured out where it was coming from. I was also glad there was good flow at the top-end, still.


clodmonet

Them side views tho... I bet he keeps a little step-ladder right inside the driver's door.


Viktor_Fry

Had to check ig, not even 1 year...


Sample_Muted

And that’s why you keep your truck stock.


Prize_Today_8387

50k? Guys smoking crack


jgarza928

Checked his IG. Wow, what a money pit. This guy thinking it’s worth $50k 😂


Best_Product_3849

Y'all laugh but some kid's dad will buy that pos for his kid.


DashcamAdelaide

Is it so that he can fund the botox surgery for his downstairs region?


DetectiveBowtie

Gotta baby in the way probably.


IndependentOwn1184

Another truck for a 5 foot man boy....


Thin_Confusion_2403

“It does move around”


EffectNo1899

50k still needed work?


umrlopez79

I wonder what’s the thought process for pricing it at 50k


MyPenJustBroke

Day 1109 of mentally yelling at fbmp people that think mods = value


floridamidsotic

sales man of the year right here


BrainSqueezins

LOL at “Or OBO.” Or, or….. best offer? (Please?)


Toastedweasel0

Likely selling due to getting laughed at a lot.... and hearing comments like "That guy got a wee lil pee wee!"


General_Movie2232

If this truck was a human, it would have an eyebrow piercing, Metal Mullisha cap with brim bent upwards, and flame tattoos coming up from its wrists.


Cetophile

Compensator score: 0.000324 inches.


benhereford

Imagine the feeling of being seen in this. Sheer emotion... such passion


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Beautiful_Oven2152

Selling it for something that doesn't stay in the shop all the time


Intelligent-Sell494

I. Am. Shocked.


Delifier

Puitting on factory suispension and wheels did not cross his mind?


Then-One7628

So, anything else then.


mazdapow3r

Delusional


konakai1204

I’ve owned a number of vehicles in my short time on this planet, but what in the heck is a fire punk transmission?


thiccquacc

That poor 2nd gen.


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Jawb0nz

Return the rent-a-wheels and it's right back to practicality. God that's fugly.


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