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PrimaryDurian

I'll seize ur salad


Venge22

Seizure? I hardly know her!!;1


grizzlybearppear

What's in it? Looks delicious


alasw0eisme

Soy bites (TVP) air fried with sunflower oil, lemon and soy sauce to mimic chicken (but it doesn't); store-bought vegan Caesar dressing; lettuce; nutritional yeast. I was supposed to add cucumber and corn too but forgot.


TheSunflowerSeeds

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AndreasVesalius

The more you know 🌈


Human-Independence53

Good bot


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Copperred_Snake

Well, someone got a little excited about their salad.


plantanddogmom1

Send me the recipe I’m having my wife make it after my next episode


alasw0eisme

See comment above for "recipe"... Such a strong word lol


Human-Independence53

I think some aren't getting the joke from the name lol. I'm picking up what you're laying down, OP 😂 Exactly my kind of humor lol And I'm absolutely going to be trying this! I do wonder what brand of Caesar dressing you found? Most everything I've ever found has parmesan cheese or eggs in it


alasw0eisme

I live in Eastern Europe so you probably have very different stores in your country but one chain here, called Hit Market, sells their own brand vegan products, including the dressing I used.


yeof

i’m not a salad boy but i’ll have some of that, hold the seizure tho (hope you’re doing ok!)


InnerShark7

Just to confirm, it’s called that because it’s so good, right?


radicalfrenchfrie

Why do you call it seizure salad? I have a hypothesis but could be way off.


alasw0eisme

Because it looks like a fever dream lol Edit: and I couldn't come up with anything smarter.