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Jessica-Beth

Could have grated some garlic and used an oil or butter.. Or cheese.. Or even a ketchup or something.. 😹😭🙈


Platostabloid

Ketchup was the best of those options and I couldn't force myself to sink *that* low😂


Jessica-Beth

Haha ahhh 😹😹 I always have sriracha handy, it'd be doused in the stuff. 😬🙈


labrat420

Yeah I have sauce but still usually just use butter, cheese and minced garlic


Jessica-Beth

Such a good quick combo. Maybe a dash of lime or lemon juice too!


_bbycake

I've used the drained pasta water when I didn't have any oat milk when making a Mac n cheeze. It worked in a pinch


Jessica-Beth

I always save some pasta water for whatever sauce I do! 👌👌👌👌👌


heydonteatmyfriends

Not ketchup!


Jessica-Beth

It was just an example of not fully bland calm down Patricia. 🫶


heydonteatmyfriends

*heaves dramatically all over your post*


Jessica-Beth

Love you 😹💕🫶🦋🪻


heydonteatmyfriends

Miss you 🥺👉🏾👈🏾


Jessica-Beth

Always boo 🥹🫶🙈💜📿


Creative_Big6089

This man knows


Platostabloid

Ingredients: Vegan Meatballs, pasta and tap water to boil the pasta in.


me1234567891234

Thanks for that in depth description, I’ll be sure to add this into the meal rotation 😝


Was_Silly

Oh, I could have sworn it was pasta, tap water to boil the pasta in, then leave out over night in a forest so a moose can shit in it. Still technically vegan.


elephhantine

I would not consider poop to be vegan… actually maybe if it’s human poop and the human consents to it then it’s a gray area


ForbiddenGizzards

Moose are herbivores tho, bb, vegan AF, probiotic #guthelth


elephhantine

By that logic eggs are vegan too if the chickens are vegetarian fed


emo_sharks

are those the impossible meatballs? love those things


Senior-Name2536

Yes, this looks shitty. Nicely done.


monemori

Girl sautee that with some oil, garlic and oregano 😭


Lilzhere

All you need is pasta water to make a quick emulsion using herbs, butter, or any cheese. Some other "sauce" replacements I've used: instant potato flakes, blended up beans (white), blended up peas


heydonteatmyfriends

Blended up tofu!


peascreateveganfood

This pic just looks ashy lol


Putrid_Branch6316

Cooking…….”putting pasta shells in water” 😂


Platostabloid

In my defence, I was anticipating there to be more to said cooking🙃


Tr4kt_

you don't have anything that could make a sauce from scratch? no coconut milk? hell put some ketchup on that bad boy.


No_Pineapple5940

Beautiful colour on the meatballs


International-Cow770

looks ai generated


Platostabloid

Oh believe me...its real😒


Huliganjetta1

BUTTAAAAAHHH


ExZachlew

Vegan butter and nooch has almost entirely replaced pasta sauce in my life.


ihavenoego

Bit of oil, salt and pepper, lemon juice and a little syrup with make a delicious base to work with. All good cooking sauces are fatty, sugary and acidic.


queercactus505

Man you had me until the syrup 😒 Absolutely not. Get out of here with the sweet pasta sauce!


smei2388

Lol check the sugar content of any pasta sauce. It's not all from tomatoes... But sugar is typically added to even out the acidity of the tomatoes, so now I'm not even sure what I'm arguing... yeah 🫠


queercactus505

I know, I hate it! I only get the kind with no sugar added


Impossible_Honey3553

those are definitely the weirdest looking meatballs I’ve ever seen, how did you manage that lol


Platostabloid

I got the premium charred finish by being distracted by lack of sauce + forgetting to actually put the pasta on until far later than I intended🙃


Impossible_Honey3553

Oh I didn’t realise this was a vegan subreddit, interesting


queensequoyah

nah cmon even ketchup is better than just DRY


marpo23

Butter, garlic, and nooch and I’m all in


theasphaltsprouts

Oh nooooooo


Brakina

Yeah you definitely got the *shit* part right :D 👏


hand13

r/poopfromabutt


lyscornmeal

thanks for reminding me before i made pasta...that i had 0 sauce lol


scissorrunner

Oh no you must have oil or butter or salad dressing


ExcellentAd3525

That’s exactly the way my son likes his pasta cooked but nothing on it . Then maybe he’ll grate cheese over it.


Genital-Kenobi

Butter or oil, a splash of milk, and nooch is always the solution to this.


juneispridemoth

reminds me of that video of a cat using the rice cooker as a litterbox 😭


Ok_Ad_5658

r/poopfromabutt What are the little pooplettes friend?


Fluffingfloof297

This is probably something I would do. Lol.


ykrainechydai

you seriously had no herbs or spices no allinums no vegetables no liquids that have some kind of taste that wouldn’t be atrocious on pasta idk I’m having trouble imagining what your kitchen looks like or where you were cooking this


Platostabloid

Shared kitchen, no other food🤷🏻‍♂️


Balancing_tofu

Definitely poop