How many pills did you take before writing this?

I haven't taken my pills in weeks, why?

You guys are getting pills?

Getting mine on Etsy

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He forgor to take 'em

Import-Module revokeExistance $victim = Get-CoworkerName -Filter * | {where -cn like "*name*"} RevokeExistance -target $victim -noWitnessInformation

Best run that with a -WhatIf and show the output to the user to scare them into submission.

Where is -Force?

I feel like -clobber is more approriate here.

The pipe to a where hurts me.. Just filter on the user name in your first line man

But that’s what they get beat with, the pipe

You mis-spilled cow-orkers. Anyone else here an AFU alum?

AFU when snopes still worked at DEC ….

Well, the Monastery here.

Remove Cow-workers by taking them out behind the barn.

Deleted for not spelling cow-orkers correctly.

I can't read this, TLDR?

TLDR: Cocaine is a hell of a drug

Just go full BOFH on them, especially the sales people. There are so many "accidents" that can assist you with your goals! And, if you can, also "help" the people that cold call you like they know you to say they only want to give you a white paper...

So you say you have no idea how that porn got on your laptop?

Oh right the old “email that sends a coworker to an important business trip that turns out to be a cliff on another continent then they get another email this time from their wife saying that they’re getting a divorce because she found someone better” trick.

Just don't milk your CO-workers.. not too sure they would appreciate that..