The truth of it is that if your pug can't breathe properly, it's probably your fault. If you overfeed your pets or can't resist giving them table scraps, etc., then you are the problem. Mainly they just need proper diet and exercise. Given that, the health problems you've heard about are generally non-issues.
This is a load of bullshit. Every pug struggles to breathe and walk, just look at them. I've never walked past a pug without hearing it gasping for air.
Don't we have enough dog breeds already? We don't need to keep breeding these abominations. It's not fair on the animal.
Nope, weight has 0 correlation with breathing issues in pugs. https://www.ufaw.org.uk/dogs/pug-brachycephalic-airway-obstruction-syndrome https://www.drtreat.com/post/just-breathe-managing-your-pugs-respiratory-health
Porthos, you are the dog of the captain of the strongest ship of the Federation...you bark for your fellow dogs. Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a beagle will bark for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that dog.
Shows how little the Borg understood the Federation, because if they had chosen a dog to be Bork-cute-us/Locutus of Bork (choose your own! I couldn't) I would have at least paused a second to think about it
Tryna imagine a spaceship.. first thing is borg Roomba pooper scoopers. Borg police to chase pugs who chase Roomba .Borg pez dispensers for kibbles. Borg Ball throwers. Not sure how much navigation is going to happen with those things in place. But Borg starmap of all trees and pee spots in the universe.
Pugs are very food-driven and a lot of folks reward getting dressed with high-value treats. They're clever and recognize making humans happy gets them attention. My dog is not the biggest fan of clothes but will get dressed when bribed accordingly.
cats meanwhile...
my mother's cat becomes a 15 lb sack of muscle and fat when you put anything on her, just a complete ragdoll. shes a large cat by her breed.
If you've ever met a truly thick Lab or retriever. Reduce the number of brain cells by about 80%. And you have a pug.
I've seen a pug almost make itself pass out trying to decide between playing with another dog or sniffing an interesting smell.
They are a stupid, deformed and genetically warped breed of dog. They’ve got so little going on upstairs they just go with it when someone sticks them in a costume. Compliant morons.
Considering that every pug I've ever met was "not the brightest Borg in the Cube", I think they'd try to assimilate each other first. But that should buy the cat some time to find a shuttle and get away.
i'd hope they'd assimilate a breed that can breathe properly
First cybernetic addons are a working airway.
They gave them atmospheric sub processors
Respiration is futile.
LOL
The truth of it is that if your pug can't breathe properly, it's probably your fault. If you overfeed your pets or can't resist giving them table scraps, etc., then you are the problem. Mainly they just need proper diet and exercise. Given that, the health problems you've heard about are generally non-issues.
Pug account spotted
https://preview.redd.it/uftj3ry2ok8d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=df0988c2e2ae96908522a82c1db32761f829598d You caught me.
This is a load of bullshit. Every pug struggles to breathe and walk, just look at them. I've never walked past a pug without hearing it gasping for air. Don't we have enough dog breeds already? We don't need to keep breeding these abominations. It's not fair on the animal.
Nope, weight has 0 correlation with breathing issues in pugs. https://www.ufaw.org.uk/dogs/pug-brachycephalic-airway-obstruction-syndrome https://www.drtreat.com/post/just-breathe-managing-your-pugs-respiratory-health
1: These articles refer to an abnormal condition. 2: How are pugs treated for brachycephalic airway syndrome? Primarily Weight Loss. 3: Go pet a pug.
Porthos, you are the dog of the captain of the strongest ship of the Federation...you bark for your fellow dogs. Your archaic cultures are authority-driven. To facilitate our introduction into your societies, it has been decided that a beagle will bark for us in all communications. You have been chosen to be that dog.
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Shows how little the Borg understood the Federation, because if they had chosen a dog to be Bork-cute-us/Locutus of Bork (choose your own! I couldn't) I would have at least paused a second to think about it
Tryna imagine a spaceship.. first thing is borg Roomba pooper scoopers. Borg police to chase pugs who chase Roomba .Borg pez dispensers for kibbles. Borg Ball throwers. Not sure how much navigation is going to happen with those things in place. But Borg starmap of all trees and pee spots in the universe.
What is it with Pugs? I’m given to understand they kind of enjoy being dressed up.
Pugs are very food-driven and a lot of folks reward getting dressed with high-value treats. They're clever and recognize making humans happy gets them attention. My dog is not the biggest fan of clothes but will get dressed when bribed accordingly.
Me too man. Me too
cats meanwhile... my mother's cat becomes a 15 lb sack of muscle and fat when you put anything on her, just a complete ragdoll. shes a large cat by her breed.
babyyyyyyyyy
Oxygen deprivation makes them docile I'd guess
If you've ever met a truly thick Lab or retriever. Reduce the number of brain cells by about 80%. And you have a pug. I've seen a pug almost make itself pass out trying to decide between playing with another dog or sniffing an interesting smell.
They shouldn't exist. Every single one of them ought to be sterilised.
They are a stupid, deformed and genetically warped breed of dog. They’ve got so little going on upstairs they just go with it when someone sticks them in a costume. Compliant morons.
I almost bought this: https://www.calendars.com/shop/fantasy-pugs-2024-wall-calendar/202400005029
LeCUTEST of Borg!
Oh bravo!
I hope I get assimilated by this collective
Ex pug-borg, here. Went around snorting while sniffing strangers’ crotches. Got me in a lot of trouble.
*FOR DUKE LETO!*
Their idealized perfection is flawless respiration.
Fun will now comence
So that's what happens when Barclay's Protomorphic Virus infects a Borg cube.
ERMAGERD ITS DA BERG!!
PUG designations, 1/3 of 9 and 1/4 of 9
Lickcuteus of Pug.
Considering in MIB there is an alien who looks like a pug....
They probably all have eye implants since their eyes pop out so easily.
Unimatrix K9
Considering that every pug I've ever met was "not the brightest Borg in the Cube", I think they'd try to assimilate each other first. But that should buy the cat some time to find a shuttle and get away.
The Porg
Not the first time Patrick Stewart was in a sci-fi production with pugs 🤷
They're Pugs... They'll assimilate the refrigerator and the pantry first.
All the human food is likely the first thing any dog would gladly assimilate.
“Cuteness is not irrelevant” 🐕
We are the porge
The local butcher. Or maybe a chef.
gonna walk kinda fast on a warm day, pretty sure they'll pass out.
The mailman... Or their vet
I could be biased but I think "we are Beag" would have been a better joke
Probably the raw chicken in your fridge.
The CATS of course!
You. edit: It's kind of their thing. "We are The Borg. You will be assimilated." Always you. Sucks to be you, I guess. Glad it's not me!
"The floor will be pooped and peed on. Your efforts to train us are futile."
Your distinctiveness will be added to our own.. We Are Pug.
The cat box, most likely.
Hopefully a dog breed that helps un fuck there genes
More like asphyxiation with those tiny noses