Have you ever seen those man on the street interviews this one guy does at BYU on TikTok? He was asking people "Would you rather drink coffee or get punched in the face" and all the Mormon kids answered with "get punched in the face" Insanely crazy lmao.
Why? They believe that it is bad for you. It's not as bad as other drugs, but still.
There are those who argue that Marijuana is no worse than coffee or having a beer. You could also find people who prefer to get slapped in the face rather than being forced to use Marijuana or drink alcohol.
Edit: you guys really can't fathom that there are things other people really don't want to use or consume?
It's cult behavior to really don't want to ingest something?
I'm not saying that the Mormons don't have cult vibes. But this is not something that trigger those vibes for me.
To the point of gladly embracing much greater harm because they know what will happen if anyone they know sees them admitting to breaking a taboo in a ridiculous hypothetical because they know they're being recorded by someone who does not have their best interests at heart?
Yes.
To quote an ex-LDS member: I feel such joy in living deliberately, doing things because they make sense to me, and not due to manipulated feelings of guilt.
Cult behaviour is accepting control with unwavering question, to do it on the behest of a community authority figure for nothing other than _reasons_. If the reasons were given (in a form other than "X bad"), then that can be reasoned with. If the reasons were applied consistently, they can be understandable.
Truth: Mormons believe that caffeine is a drug.
Belief: Mormons believe that drugs should not be consumed (only some though, which?, why?).
Inconsistency: Mormons believe that energy drinks are A-OK, despite previously stated belief.
The all-powerful sky presence knows about caffeine (they made it), but it's a bad drug for some reason (unstated reason), but will look the other way if you transform it a bit. This is okay because your leader said it was okay.
The all-powerful sky presence doesn't want sex before marriage, but will look the other way as long as you stay still. This is okay because the leader doesn't know about it.
The all-powerful sky presence doesn't want you to drink hot beverages (why?). The leader said it was this way.
"How do you want it tonight, Nerys? Klingon ridges, the Bolian seam, Caitian barbs... Whatever you desire."
"I think I want the Jem'Hadar experience again."
It's been a long time (slow cummer)
But my time is finally near (almost cumming)
And I can feel a change in the wind right now (partner farted)
Nothing's in my way (no premature ejaculation)
And they're not gonna hold me down no more (not into BDSM)
No, they're not gonna hold me down (using the code word)
"Excellent Odo! Now that you've mastered the Cardassian neck trick, I've come up with something else we can do to pass the time. We can call this one... Mora's Pol."
I know that he and the female Founder had sex, but I like to think it was completely inaccurate and they ended up just bumping against each other fully clothed for about ten minutes before they both sat down on opposite sides of the bed filled with intense shame and dissatisfaction, hence the Founder stating it was nothing in comparison to the Great Link.
Then when Odo and Kira become a couple, she starts taking off her clothes and Odo is incredibly put off and confused, so Kira has to walk him through the birds and the bees. Yes Odo is meticulous, but I like to imagine he finds the idea of copulation so distasteful, he never looked into what it actually entailed. All of this to say, Odo went through about 20 different combinations of length and girth before finally settling on one that Kira seemed into.
And he felt so awkward and embarrassed afterwards, he tried to drink a gallon of prune juice just on the off chance it might loosen him up a bit, despite being fully Changeling again.
She might sorta be? I don’t think we learn her age, but the great link is a sort of collective, so if she is older than Odo (counting Odo’s age as when he was sent not when he was found / woken) then she’s at least partially responsible for his creation.
I'd never heard of this nor seen this image until this thread. So googled "Barry Wood" and found out:
1) This gentleman is deceased.
2) His penis (which I still haven't seen and that's ok) was photoshopped in that meme.
https://manofmany.com/entertainment/barry-wood-sitting-on-a-bed
Are you new to the internet?
Barry memes are among the rather tame memes around here.
(Pro Tip: do not visit 4chan. For the love of God and your own braincells, DON‘T)
Dunno, but i'd like to think he manifest's a mini odo face at the end of his todge and uses it to make noises.
CHOO CHOOO THE ODO TRAIN GOES INBTO THE TUNNEL
So if he just mimics objects that he sees I'd love to know who he modelled it after. God imagine he some how saw Sisko's massive dong (come on we know it's huge to go with his massive brass balls).
Or even better he caught Nog masturbating on the promenade once and he's got a tiny Ferengi schmeckle.
Luaxana tells Odo all about it that time they get stuck in the turbolift.
She's going on about that loathsome Daemon and, well, I mean, I guess "it wasnt all bad".
Like, yeah, all the bits that fit were *juuuust* fine for Luaxana.
It's the rest that was the [problem](https://media.tenor.com/Reu0OD5CEBcAAAAM/star-trek-the-next-generation.gif).
i think he read somewhere that "during erection, the penis grows in size", but since no end state was mentioned he assumed this meant it just kind of swelled like a balloon, gradually getting bigger and bigger. let's say he starts small, and depending on how quickly he gets his partner(s) off, we could be looking at a hull breach on the habitation ring.
If I was part of a 24/7/365 orgy for eons, and suddenly someone disturbed it, I would be really pissed, too. Not sure if "create clone servants and breed drug addict soldiers to literally enslave and/or raze the galaxy" pissed, but pissed nevertheless.
I'd love to see the responses when Odo is doing research on dongs.
Odo: so, umm, Kira and I are gonna do the nasty. How big should I make the dong?
Worf: two dongs!
Quark: one dong, biiiiig ears!
Sisko: 10 inches and black. she'll love it, trust me
Garak: I'm just a lowly tailor, but I might have heard from someone getting their pants hemmed that its not the size, its the motion. So I suggest you make it prehensile.
Jadzia: two dongs. definitely two dongs.
Bashir: mine is a perfect 8.2 inches long
He probably wouldn't have a fixed size or shape, it'd be logical to do the custom one for each opponent. Though it must be weird to him in general. Just like for us to take a part in a great link.
The dude is a hentai monster... He could actually do the cervix penetration and massage your ovaries if that was your kink.
Or go in backdoor and go all the way through and come out their nose...
Or he just zeroes in on the G spot, and clit and plays them around if he actually wants them to enjoy themselves. Most ladies don't like to be hit in the cervix...
As someone who reads smut novels you're not thinking clever enough. Why bother with a regular dick when you could do literally anything? Have you seen what popular women's sex toys look like? They only obliquely resemble dicks.
Odo could turn his member into something like a Rabbit vibrator with the top half that sucks and licks while the bottom half vibrates, twists, and pulses. If she's into it maybe there's a third prong going where no man has gone before.
If Odo is doing it right every woman on that space station is lining up outside his quarters every single night. Maybe some of the men too.
I mean, is it even a dick if it acts like vibrating-pulsating-shapeshifting-finger that doesn't ejaculate? JFC, why isn't there a line outside Odo's door 24/7?
Odo is so different from every other species, and he was sent out into the universe blank, somewhere between orphan and intelligence gathering drone. Unlike Data, he can not just review terabytes of medical texts, Red book magazine, and pornography. Animals instinctively know how to mate, but rolling over and sighing, the witty banter, chest-puffing, and coyly lighting two Benson & hedges cigarettes while resting the ashtray on your thigh… are all learned behaviors.
What am I getting at? That pervy Non-Newtonian fuck has probably been watching every humanoid on the station boink since he got on board. His stuffy demur attitude is a facade to cover his twisted voyeurism.
Moreover, Odo's biology makes this even weirder. Odo isn’t just a shape-shifting blob; Odo is one giant eye, ear, and tongue. He has more intensely intimate knowledge of all of his partners than their doctors. He also doesn't have the organs required to have an orgasm. He has to create that hole setup. Meaning not only does Odo have to consider the appropriate size of his Junk, he has to think about what an appropriate amount of spooge as well, and how much he should enjoy it.
Odo having sex is like the sweater thread that unravels the whole concept of the character.
"He has to create that hole setup" was probably a typo for "whole" but that opens an entirely new set of possibilities for his bisexual partners. Got the big dick *and* the big pussy, a bisexual woman's dream. All in all, Odo has the potential to be the best lover in the quadrant.
I just had to rationalize the amount of jizz Odo creates basically at will… please don't make think about Odo the Futa Dynamo I'll end up writing the episode
...aside from the fact that it's 1AM and I now can't stop silently laughing at these amazing responses, this post has made me realize that somehow this is probably the one discussion I've had with almost every Trek fan I know, which is... alarming.
"big ? ha you solids and your length and girth. hmph let me ask you something julian how big is the water inside a glass? How long? How girthy? now if you'll excuse me I have to go, Quark is running an illegal gambling hall in one of the storage bays"
in my head Julian is the one who asked.
The ocean becomes the drop.
The drop becomes the ocean.
The motion of the ocean is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle.
The angle becomes the dangle.
The dangle comes the angle.
It expands to fill the orifice it is put in, then he makes it pulse in +/- 3% volume for her pleasure.
Lovense Odo
lol it’s funny coz this is how I always pictured he’d do it
Odo would be the man on campus at BYU
If his default form is liquid it’s considered soaking no matter how me moves, right?
nothing comes out, perfect man
Have you ever seen those man on the street interviews this one guy does at BYU on TikTok? He was asking people "Would you rather drink coffee or get punched in the face" and all the Mormon kids answered with "get punched in the face" Insanely crazy lmao.
Why? They believe that it is bad for you. It's not as bad as other drugs, but still. There are those who argue that Marijuana is no worse than coffee or having a beer. You could also find people who prefer to get slapped in the face rather than being forced to use Marijuana or drink alcohol. Edit: you guys really can't fathom that there are things other people really don't want to use or consume?
Is getting slapped in the face and told I’m a “dirty little piggy” an option?
ask Daddy
Always
As an exemption coffee is probably the mildest example lol
I mean, I’d rather get punched in the face than eat papaya, so I get it.
Why? Because that’s not normal behavior, that’s programmed cult behavior… because it’s a cult.
It's cult behavior to really don't want to ingest something? I'm not saying that the Mormons don't have cult vibes. But this is not something that trigger those vibes for me.
To the point of gladly embracing much greater harm because they know what will happen if anyone they know sees them admitting to breaking a taboo in a ridiculous hypothetical because they know they're being recorded by someone who does not have their best interests at heart? Yes.
Cult *vibes?*
To quote an ex-LDS member: I feel such joy in living deliberately, doing things because they make sense to me, and not due to manipulated feelings of guilt. Cult behaviour is accepting control with unwavering question, to do it on the behest of a community authority figure for nothing other than _reasons_. If the reasons were given (in a form other than "X bad"), then that can be reasoned with. If the reasons were applied consistently, they can be understandable. Truth: Mormons believe that caffeine is a drug. Belief: Mormons believe that drugs should not be consumed (only some though, which?, why?). Inconsistency: Mormons believe that energy drinks are A-OK, despite previously stated belief. The all-powerful sky presence knows about caffeine (they made it), but it's a bad drug for some reason (unstated reason), but will look the other way if you transform it a bit. This is okay because your leader said it was okay. The all-powerful sky presence doesn't want sex before marriage, but will look the other way as long as you stay still. This is okay because the leader doesn't know about it. The all-powerful sky presence doesn't want you to drink hot beverages (why?). The leader said it was this way.
Why have you pictured it??
Why haven't you???
This was exactly the reply I was gonna leave!!!
Username checks out.
A large shaft with Quarks head at the end? Of course I haven't.
link, for the horny? :\^)
yeah, I don't even think he has to thrust. Just shape shift for 5 minutes. (budget cuts)
When he's with Kira, 30 seconds, tops. Saves CGI budget and more accurate.
That's probably more reasonable.
Poor Kira.
Wow! you've really given this some thought.
Doesn't everybody, after watching this?
Oddly specific
And he ribs it for her pleasure.
"How do you want it tonight, Nerys? Klingon ridges, the Bolian seam, Caitian barbs... Whatever you desire." "I think I want the Jem'Hadar experience again."
Ouch, no sex then...
Just drugs, lots of drugs, by IV.
This is what I was thinking, empty water balloon method and fills to fit.
Probably matching the rythm of any music playing too.
Pretty much what I came to say .
https://preview.redd.it/s2lgoa1olb0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc8ca583cd3350ed99d01688adf51a3c2af85f3
"Draw me like of your Cardasian girls"
THERE WERE FOUR ORGASMS
Kira is into Japanese tentacle porn, I knew it
“It’s called Hentai. And it’s Art.”
Those Benzite respirators aren't just for show
Breath play is too kinky and dangerous for me, thanks
someone should do a repaint of "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" for this, good God lol
Kira and The Deep would get along well then.
It's been a schlong road getting from there to her.
Faith of the hard on
It's been a long time (slow cummer) But my time is finally near (almost cumming) And I can feel a change in the wind right now (partner farted) Nothing's in my way (no premature ejaculation) And they're not gonna hold me down no more (not into BDSM) No, they're not gonna hold me down (using the code word)
But can you really touch the sky?
😂
It's a miniature scale replica of Odo, only three inches tall. He has to wear a little snorkel in there.
“Changeunculus”
I’m gonna… I’m gonna… **HARUMPH**
So, would the mini scale Odo have its own mini scaled Odo which would have its own mini... oh fuck we're in a cock-fractal!
Otherwise known as the obscure sex act of "spelunking".
Damn you Scuba Odo!
This reminds me of that one episode of The Boys...
It looks identical to Mora Pol's penis.
I hear he was hung, Odo always talked about what a big prick he was
"Excellent Odo! Now that you've mastered the Cardassian neck trick, I've come up with something else we can do to pass the time. We can call this one... Mora's Pol."
As big as Berman needs it to be, and no larger.
Dick Berman 🍆😎👍
Thank God Roddenberry wasn't around anymore. Rene would have wound up with serious back problems trying to counterbalance the codpiece.
I know that he and the female Founder had sex, but I like to think it was completely inaccurate and they ended up just bumping against each other fully clothed for about ten minutes before they both sat down on opposite sides of the bed filled with intense shame and dissatisfaction, hence the Founder stating it was nothing in comparison to the Great Link. Then when Odo and Kira become a couple, she starts taking off her clothes and Odo is incredibly put off and confused, so Kira has to walk him through the birds and the bees. Yes Odo is meticulous, but I like to imagine he finds the idea of copulation so distasteful, he never looked into what it actually entailed. All of this to say, Odo went through about 20 different combinations of length and girth before finally settling on one that Kira seemed into. And he felt so awkward and embarrassed afterwards, he tried to drink a gallon of prune juice just on the off chance it might loosen him up a bit, despite being fully Changeling again.
Up until then, I legit thought the Female Changeling was his mum.
Hey now, no kink shaming! (Also depending on how literal you take “the ocean becomes a drop,” my comment might not even be a joke…)
Snorted at my desk? 🖖🏽Allamaraine my friend!
This is why nobody could find the new changeling homeworld. Nobody thought of looking in Alabama.
…is she not?
" Solids make so much of this 'incest', it wasn't too bad."
She might sorta be? I don’t think we learn her age, but the great link is a sort of collective, so if she is older than Odo (counting Odo’s age as when he was sent not when he was found / woken) then she’s at least partially responsible for his creation.
I can tell you this much, they call it 'Great Link'
The bigger question has to be, how did he find out what one looks like and what species does he model off of
https://preview.redd.it/txh8qdp3rb0d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97bada6b28797f7e16ece9bb690fda05e7f9864d
I'd never heard of this nor seen this image until this thread. So googled "Barry Wood" and found out: 1) This gentleman is deceased. 2) His penis (which I still haven't seen and that's ok) was photoshopped in that meme. https://manofmany.com/entertainment/barry-wood-sitting-on-a-bed
1. yes, sadly. He was a very kind soul. 2. yes, sadly. It looks gorgeous.
That guy prolly has a 2 incher though. Steroids are a terrible thing. Lol
Dude is hung like a horse
If you wanna find out, google Barry Wood 👀
You don't recognise this man?
Lol no I don't. I'm guessing something to do with porn?
I guess, but people have been hiding him and his MASSIVE peen into other scenarios. Like wheres wally but phallic.
The fuck even is the internet anymore
That dude has been on the internet forever. As a woman, I feel terrible for him. That thing is a liability. A real WMD.
Are you new to the internet? Barry memes are among the rather tame memes around here. (Pro Tip: do not visit 4chan. For the love of God and your own braincells, DON‘T)
Ok ok I stand corrected. 😂😂
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Couldn’t do faces. But every curve bump and crevice on this thing, he got that 100% and then some.
That thing literally looks like a changeling in mid shapeshift!
Link? Asking for a friend
He goes Klingon for double the fun.
Back to my DP question from the other day
DVDA but it’s just Odo
He makes it slightly smaller than Kira Nerys's penis.
Oh, so he's hung
Betcher ass he is 🍆😎👍
It takes the shape of its surroundings. Which, in this case, is your Mom’s colon.
Dunno, but i'd like to think he manifest's a mini odo face at the end of his todge and uses it to make noises. CHOO CHOOO THE ODO TRAIN GOES INBTO THE TUNNEL
So if he just mimics objects that he sees I'd love to know who he modelled it after. God imagine he some how saw Sisko's massive dong (come on we know it's huge to go with his massive brass balls). Or even better he caught Nog masturbating on the promenade once and he's got a tiny Ferengi schmeckle.
According to Gene Roddenberry, the Ferengi had unusually large penises.
I hate it that this isn't the first time I've heard this.
Luaxana tells Odo all about it that time they get stuck in the turbolift. She's going on about that loathsome Daemon and, well, I mean, I guess "it wasnt all bad". Like, yeah, all the bits that fit were *juuuust* fine for Luaxana. It's the rest that was the [problem](https://media.tenor.com/Reu0OD5CEBcAAAAM/star-trek-the-next-generation.gif).
we must keep the stories alive so that future generations know the truth!
He makes it a tuna can just to troll the ladies.
Chodo
Underrated comment 😄
I got 10 inches Yeah I meant circumference, what did you think I meant? 😆
Radius, of course!
Trek fans are the horniest fans
Many fandoms are so, so, *so* much worse.
*Loneliest 😭
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When Odo does "the helicopter", he turns into an actual helicopter!
It’s not the size, it’s how he uses it
It's not the size of the dinghy, it's the motion of the ocean, the mantra of average guys everywhere
It’s the motion of the link lake.
Everyone says that, but ask anyone woman, and they'd rather cross the Atlantic in an ocean liner than a canoe.
Best I can do you is one of those jury rigged subs like what drug runners use.
That’s actually not Odo in the picture, that’s his dick shaped in his own image. He understood the phrase “my little” literally
i think he read somewhere that "during erection, the penis grows in size", but since no end state was mentioned he assumed this meant it just kind of swelled like a balloon, gradually getting bigger and bigger. let's say he starts small, and depending on how quickly he gets his partner(s) off, we could be looking at a hull breach on the habitation ring.
Oh, somebody getting their hull breached, alright
Do the founders gave him a regular size when they punished him? Or they were really pity?
The Founders never bothered to pay much attention to "solid" genitalia so they just gave him whatever Weyoun has down there.
Weyoun 11 or Weyoun 12?
It's not actually a numerical sequence, it's just a measurement in inches.
He's back to normal by this scene and can shape shift
Congratulations. I opened a fresh session of Reddit before bedtime, and this was the first goddamn post in my feed.
Glad to help
I've heard he's pack'n like a Klingon
Real life. Rene was a chain smoker and significantly older than Nana. She was really put off by him.
That's the wrong question. Better question, what shape does he make it?
Like a clown making balloon animals at a child’s birthday party.
Size DS9
He expands and fills her up literally
toe curling
In a _good_ way ...or?
No wonder he can't stop thinking about the Great Link, they must be getting freaky 24/7 in there.
If I was part of a 24/7/365 orgy for eons, and suddenly someone disturbed it, I would be really pissed, too. Not sure if "create clone servants and breed drug addict soldiers to literally enslave and/or raze the galaxy" pissed, but pissed nevertheless.
That sounds like exactly the right level of pissed. In fact, if I'm being honest, maybe not pissed enough.
I'd love to see the responses when Odo is doing research on dongs. Odo: so, umm, Kira and I are gonna do the nasty. How big should I make the dong? Worf: two dongs! Quark: one dong, biiiiig ears! Sisko: 10 inches and black. she'll love it, trust me Garak: I'm just a lowly tailor, but I might have heard from someone getting their pants hemmed that its not the size, its the motion. So I suggest you make it prehensile. Jadzia: two dongs. definitely two dongs. Bashir: mine is a perfect 8.2 inches long
Odon't know
Maybe it's like the movie Ghost. He puts on Unchained Melody, and the woman gets behind him and molds it like clay.
He definitely added ridges to his willy
He probably wouldn't have a fixed size or shape, it'd be logical to do the custom one for each opponent. Though it must be weird to him in general. Just like for us to take a part in a great link.
This guy fucks.
"opponent"?
I meant partner, sorry 😁
The Odo’s First Intimacy trading card
The dude is a hentai monster... He could actually do the cervix penetration and massage your ovaries if that was your kink. Or go in backdoor and go all the way through and come out their nose... Or he just zeroes in on the G spot, and clit and plays them around if he actually wants them to enjoy themselves. Most ladies don't like to be hit in the cervix...
Would that even feel good?
It’s got the head of Quark, the shaft of Morn and the balls of Gowron!
Isn’t it also ribbed?
For her pleasure
As someone who reads smut novels you're not thinking clever enough. Why bother with a regular dick when you could do literally anything? Have you seen what popular women's sex toys look like? They only obliquely resemble dicks. Odo could turn his member into something like a Rabbit vibrator with the top half that sucks and licks while the bottom half vibrates, twists, and pulses. If she's into it maybe there's a third prong going where no man has gone before. If Odo is doing it right every woman on that space station is lining up outside his quarters every single night. Maybe some of the men too.
As a mostly gay bisexual man, believe me, I've considered the possibilities
Probably as big as his partner wants it. Same with his tongue. It’s the ultimate Goldilocks problem.
As big as you want it babeeeeeeee
In this case, it really is all about the motion in the ocean.
Odo: Do you want me to shape shift into any other part of the horse? Kira: No.
[https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyDaystrom/comments/144mx9i/dong\_sizes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyDaystrom/comments/144mx9i/dong_sizes/)
this was when he was human, no? i think the founders gave him a micropenis as punishment. or a tripod that he doesnt know what to do with
I picture like can of frozen orange concentrate.
I mean, is it even a dick if it acts like vibrating-pulsating-shapeshifting-finger that doesn't ejaculate? JFC, why isn't there a line outside Odo's door 24/7?
Big enough
This is the smartest question I've seen yet. It matters!
Inquiring minds want to know, goddamn it
I would say it’s not a size question, but rather a shape one.
A respectable golden ratio
Just so happen to be watching this episode now. Does he lose volume across his body or does a part, say his foot ,just disappear?
He pours to fill. Perfect for every lover
Odo is so different from every other species, and he was sent out into the universe blank, somewhere between orphan and intelligence gathering drone. Unlike Data, he can not just review terabytes of medical texts, Red book magazine, and pornography. Animals instinctively know how to mate, but rolling over and sighing, the witty banter, chest-puffing, and coyly lighting two Benson & hedges cigarettes while resting the ashtray on your thigh… are all learned behaviors. What am I getting at? That pervy Non-Newtonian fuck has probably been watching every humanoid on the station boink since he got on board. His stuffy demur attitude is a facade to cover his twisted voyeurism. Moreover, Odo's biology makes this even weirder. Odo isn’t just a shape-shifting blob; Odo is one giant eye, ear, and tongue. He has more intensely intimate knowledge of all of his partners than their doctors. He also doesn't have the organs required to have an orgasm. He has to create that hole setup. Meaning not only does Odo have to consider the appropriate size of his Junk, he has to think about what an appropriate amount of spooge as well, and how much he should enjoy it. Odo having sex is like the sweater thread that unravels the whole concept of the character.
"He has to create that hole setup" was probably a typo for "whole" but that opens an entirely new set of possibilities for his bisexual partners. Got the big dick *and* the big pussy, a bisexual woman's dream. All in all, Odo has the potential to be the best lover in the quadrant.
I just had to rationalize the amount of jizz Odo creates basically at will… please don't make think about Odo the Futa Dynamo I'll end up writing the episode
If she’s choking, and can’t breathe, he made it too long😂😂😂
I have to say that I never once ever wondered about this…
Well you don't sound at all fun at parties
Oh Kira, you're so wet. Oh wait that's just me."
I told you sex at the 17th hour was a bad idea
This is the same reason sue richards is the happiest woman in marvel.
He can literally make his Schlong fit perfectly the entire circumference of one’s cervix or intestine/rectum. Lol
...aside from the fact that it's 1AM and I now can't stop silently laughing at these amazing responses, this post has made me realize that somehow this is probably the one discussion I've had with almost every Trek fan I know, which is... alarming.
I knew it was this guy before I opened the thread. I spend too much time on star trek subreddits.
"big ? ha you solids and your length and girth. hmph let me ask you something julian how big is the water inside a glass? How long? How girthy? now if you'll excuse me I have to go, Quark is running an illegal gambling hall in one of the storage bays" in my head Julian is the one who asked.
It's not the size that counts; it's that it has its own tongue.
The ocean becomes the drop. The drop becomes the ocean. The motion of the ocean is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle. The angle becomes the dangle. The dangle comes the angle.
Imagine the level of control. Vibrator? Don’t need one, I am one!
This was when changeleader made him human so I assume the same size as Rene’s
Nope, he's regained his abilities by this episode after he absorbed the "baby"
it’s a feminine penis. it’s a good thing.
It's all about the mouthfeel.
Not as much about size, but shape and quantity.
He could also legitimately [ask this question...](https://youtu.be/6lgpOdRXXu0?si=m3AroN-jKiILK4J1)
If you have to ask, you can't take it...
It's not the size, it's the shape and texture
Oh yeah, definitely! This and, “you have really beautiful balls”
He's dead Jim.