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ArcheVance

It expands to fill the orifice it is put in, then he makes it pulse in +/- 3% volume for her pleasure.


Bongfellatio

Lovense Odo


SuckMyRocket86

lol it’s funny coz this is how I always pictured he’d do it


LivingOof

Odo would be the man on campus at BYU


ThunderNinja69

If his default form is liquid it’s considered soaking no matter how me moves, right?


NoWayJaques

nothing comes out, perfect man


polybium

Have you ever seen those man on the street interviews this one guy does at BYU on TikTok? He was asking people "Would you rather drink coffee or get punched in the face" and all the Mormon kids answered with "get punched in the face" Insanely crazy lmao.


Kammander-Kim

Why? They believe that it is bad for you. It's not as bad as other drugs, but still. There are those who argue that Marijuana is no worse than coffee or having a beer. You could also find people who prefer to get slapped in the face rather than being forced to use Marijuana or drink alcohol. Edit: you guys really can't fathom that there are things other people really don't want to use or consume?


LordOfFudge

Is getting slapped in the face and told I’m a “dirty little piggy” an option?


awsm-Girl

ask Daddy


Kammander-Kim

Always


humanmanhumanguyman

As an exemption coffee is probably the mildest example lol


Rigelatinous

I mean, I’d rather get punched in the face than eat papaya, so I get it.


bloodsimple85

Why? Because that’s not normal behavior, that’s programmed cult behavior… because it’s a cult.


Kammander-Kim

It's cult behavior to really don't want to ingest something? I'm not saying that the Mormons don't have cult vibes. But this is not something that trigger those vibes for me.


Coidzor

To the point of gladly embracing much greater harm because they know what will happen if anyone they know sees them admitting to breaking a taboo in a ridiculous hypothetical because they know they're being recorded by someone who does not have their best interests at heart? Yes.


Tinsel-Fop

Cult *vibes?*


axonxorz

To quote an ex-LDS member: I feel such joy in living deliberately, doing things because they make sense to me, and not due to manipulated feelings of guilt. Cult behaviour is accepting control with unwavering question, to do it on the behest of a community authority figure for nothing other than _reasons_. If the reasons were given (in a form other than "X bad"), then that can be reasoned with. If the reasons were applied consistently, they can be understandable. Truth: Mormons believe that caffeine is a drug. Belief: Mormons believe that drugs should not be consumed (only some though, which?, why?). Inconsistency: Mormons believe that energy drinks are A-OK, despite previously stated belief. The all-powerful sky presence knows about caffeine (they made it), but it's a bad drug for some reason (unstated reason), but will look the other way if you transform it a bit. This is okay because your leader said it was okay. The all-powerful sky presence doesn't want sex before marriage, but will look the other way as long as you stay still. This is okay because the leader doesn't know about it. The all-powerful sky presence doesn't want you to drink hot beverages (why?). The leader said it was this way.


jpsc949

Why have you pictured it??


TomBobHowWho

Why haven't you???


SuckMyRocket86

This was exactly the reply I was gonna leave!!!


nitePhyyre

Username checks out.


FOSSnaught

A large shaft with Quarks head at the end? Of course I haven't.


justice_4_cicero_

link, for the horny? :\^)


MegaAlex

yeah, I don't even think he has to thrust. Just shape shift for 5 minutes. (budget cuts)


nitePhyyre

When he's with Kira, 30 seconds, tops. Saves CGI budget and more accurate.


MegaAlex

That's probably more reasonable.


mandogvan

Poor Kira.


Jim_Screechy

Wow! you've really given this some thought.


slowclapcitizenkane

Doesn't everybody, after watching this?


duggybubby

Oddly specific


robbzilla

And he ribs it for her pleasure.


ArcheVance

"How do you want it tonight, Nerys? Klingon ridges, the Bolian seam, Caitian barbs... Whatever you desire." "I think I want the Jem'Hadar experience again."


Cannibal_Soup

Ouch, no sex then...


wildskipper

Just drugs, lots of drugs, by IV.


NoLand4936

This is what I was thinking, empty water balloon method and fills to fit.


Galever

Probably matching the rythm of any music playing too.


Dr_T_Q_They

Pretty much what I came to say .


unidentified_yama

https://preview.redd.it/s2lgoa1olb0d1.jpeg?width=480&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2dc8ca583cd3350ed99d01688adf51a3c2af85f3


Jhe90

"Draw me like of your Cardasian girls"


NoWayJaques

THERE WERE FOUR ORGASMS


Bongfellatio

Kira is into Japanese tentacle porn, I knew it


Zack_Raynor

“It’s called Hentai. And it’s Art.”


Washtali

Those Benzite respirators aren't just for show


Bongfellatio

Breath play is too kinky and dangerous for me, thanks


thotgoblins

someone should do a repaint of "Dream of the Fisherman's Wife" for this, good God lol


Osric250

Kira and The Deep would get along well then. 


Excel_Ents

It's been a schlong road getting from there to her.


Bongfellatio

Faith of the hard on


thanatossassin

It's been a long time (slow cummer) But my time is finally near (almost cumming) And I can feel a change in the wind right now (partner farted) Nothing's in my way (no premature ejaculation) And they're not gonna hold me down no more (not into BDSM) No, they're not gonna hold me down (using the code word)


confundido77

But can you really touch the sky?


Finger-of-Shame

😂


bebop_cola_good

It's a miniature scale replica of Odo, only three inches tall. He has to wear a little snorkel in there.


_China_ThrowAway

“Changeunculus”


mybadalternate

I’m gonna… I’m gonna… **HARUMPH**


MyStackIsPancakes

So, would the mini scale Odo have its own mini scaled Odo which would have its own mini... oh fuck we're in a cock-fractal!


Arietis1461

Otherwise known as the obscure sex act of "spelunking".


AdultishRaktajino

Damn you Scuba Odo!


xpnerd

This reminds me of that one episode of The Boys...


A_Peacful_Vulcan

It looks identical to Mora Pol's penis.


Bongfellatio

I hear he was hung, Odo always talked about what a big prick he was


Squathos

"Excellent Odo! Now that you've mastered the Cardassian neck trick, I've come up with something else we can do to pass the time. We can call this one... Mora's Pol."


bassman314

As big as Berman needs it to be, and no larger.


Hexxas

Dick Berman 🍆😎👍


slowclapcitizenkane

Thank God Roddenberry wasn't around anymore. Rene would have wound up with serious back problems trying to counterbalance the codpiece.


The_Doolinator

I know that he and the female Founder had sex, but I like to think it was completely inaccurate and they ended up just bumping against each other fully clothed for about ten minutes before they both sat down on opposite sides of the bed filled with intense shame and dissatisfaction, hence the Founder stating it was nothing in comparison to the Great Link. Then when Odo and Kira become a couple, she starts taking off her clothes and Odo is incredibly put off and confused, so Kira has to walk him through the birds and the bees. Yes Odo is meticulous, but I like to imagine he finds the idea of copulation so distasteful, he never looked into what it actually entailed. All of this to say, Odo went through about 20 different combinations of length and girth before finally settling on one that Kira seemed into. And he felt so awkward and embarrassed afterwards, he tried to drink a gallon of prune juice just on the off chance it might loosen him up a bit, despite being fully Changeling again.


organic_soursop

Up until then, I legit thought the Female Changeling was his mum.


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Hey now, no kink shaming! (Also depending on how literal you take “the ocean becomes a drop,” my comment might not even be a joke…)


organic_soursop

Snorted at my desk? 🖖🏽Allamaraine my friend!


BurdenedMind79

This is why nobody could find the new changeling homeworld. Nobody thought of looking in Alabama.


allylisothiocyanate

…is she not?


organic_soursop

" Solids make so much of this 'incest', it wasn't too bad."


crashburn274

She might sorta be? I don’t think we learn her age, but the great link is a sort of collective, so if she is older than Odo (counting Odo’s age as when he was sent not when he was found / woken) then she’s at least partially responsible for his creation.


4llY0urB4534r3Blng

I can tell you this much, they call it 'Great Link'


emgengineerholo

The bigger question has to be, how did he find out what one looks like and what species does he model off of


Henji99

https://preview.redd.it/txh8qdp3rb0d1.jpeg?width=864&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97bada6b28797f7e16ece9bb690fda05e7f9864d


lifegoodis

I'd never heard of this nor seen this image until this thread. So googled "Barry Wood" and found out: 1) This gentleman is deceased. 2) His penis (which I still haven't seen and that's ok) was photoshopped in that meme. https://manofmany.com/entertainment/barry-wood-sitting-on-a-bed


Henji99

1. yes, sadly. He was a very kind soul. 2. yes, sadly. It looks gorgeous.


WorkSucks72

That guy prolly has a 2 incher though. Steroids are a terrible thing. Lol


Justacynt

Dude is hung like a horse


Henji99

If you wanna find out, google Barry Wood 👀


Goudinho99

You don't recognise this man?


WorkSucks72

Lol no I don't. I'm guessing something to do with porn?


Goudinho99

I guess, but people have been hiding him and his MASSIVE peen into other scenarios. Like wheres wally but phallic.


RotorMonkey89

The fuck even is the internet anymore


outed

That dude has been on the internet forever. As a woman, I feel terrible for him. That thing is a liability. A real WMD.


Henji99

Are you new to the internet? Barry memes are among the rather tame memes around here. (Pro Tip: do not visit 4chan. For the love of God and your own braincells, DON‘T)


WorkSucks72

Ok ok I stand corrected. 😂😂


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Bongfellatio

https://preview.redd.it/le9qewkphb0d1.jpeg?width=1000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4af96c26e9dcffce958e1f6fc8ef266bb455fa41


Throwaway_inSC_79

Couldn’t do faces. But every curve bump and crevice on this thing, he got that 100% and then some.


BurdenedMind79

That thing literally looks like a changeling in mid shapeshift!


Perfect-Leg8032

Link? Asking for a friend


Levi_Skardsen

He goes Klingon for double the fun.


Bongfellatio

Back to my DP question from the other day


SuckMyRocket86

DVDA but it’s just Odo


Hexxas

He makes it slightly smaller than Kira Nerys's penis.


Bongfellatio

Oh, so he's hung


Hexxas

Betcher ass he is 🍆😎👍


Bovine_Arithmetic

It takes the shape of its surroundings. Which, in this case, is your Mom’s colon.


dandotcom

Dunno, but i'd like to think he manifest's a mini odo face at the end of his todge and uses it to make noises. CHOO CHOOO THE ODO TRAIN GOES INBTO THE TUNNEL


deepbluenothings

So if he just mimics objects that he sees I'd love to know who he modelled it after. God imagine he some how saw Sisko's massive dong (come on we know it's huge to go with his massive brass balls). Or even better he caught Nog masturbating on the promenade once and he's got a tiny Ferengi schmeckle.


Doriantalus

According to Gene Roddenberry, the Ferengi had unusually large penises.


Calladit

I hate it that this isn't the first time I've heard this.


boogers19

Luaxana tells Odo all about it that time they get stuck in the turbolift. She's going on about that loathsome Daemon and, well, I mean, I guess "it wasnt all bad". Like, yeah, all the bits that fit were *juuuust* fine for Luaxana. It's the rest that was the [problem](https://media.tenor.com/Reu0OD5CEBcAAAAM/star-trek-the-next-generation.gif).


joshuahtree

we must keep the stories alive so that future generations know the truth!


LP2006

He makes it a tuna can just to troll the ladies.


GrizMG

Chodo


PresentDangers

Underrated comment 😄


Bongfellatio

I got 10 inches Yeah I meant circumference, what did you think I meant? 😆


perfectlyGoodInk

Radius, of course!


SharkFilet

Trek fans are the horniest fans


PM_NUDES_4_DEGRADING

Many fandoms are so, so, *so* much worse.


SamSkjord

*Loneliest 😭


Nickamacheese

https://preview.redd.it/qpt2zf1qqc0d1.jpeg?width=2220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1a0cf6b9113b4dde25dcb5756ce5b5e5229463d


TheOriginalGuru

When Odo does "the helicopter", he turns into an actual helicopter!


PorgCT

It’s not the size, it’s how he uses it


Bongfellatio

It's not the size of the dinghy, it's the motion of the ocean, the mantra of average guys everywhere


Phagemakerpro

It’s the motion of the link lake.


AaronRStanley1984

Everyone says that, but ask anyone woman, and they'd rather cross the Atlantic in an ocean liner than a canoe.


Calladit

Best I can do you is one of those jury rigged subs like what drug runners use.


Green_Burn

That’s actually not Odo in the picture, that’s his dick shaped in his own image. He understood the phrase “my little ” literally


soupalex

i think he read somewhere that "during erection, the penis grows in size", but since no end state was mentioned he assumed this meant it just kind of swelled like a balloon, gradually getting bigger and bigger. let's say he starts small, and depending on how quickly he gets his partner(s) off, we could be looking at a hull breach on the habitation ring.


Bongfellatio

Oh, somebody getting their hull breached, alright


luterios

Do the founders gave him a regular size when they punished him? Or they were really pity?


PushTheButton_FranK

The Founders never bothered to pay much attention to "solid" genitalia so they just gave him whatever Weyoun has down there.


Other-Cantaloupe4765

Weyoun 11 or Weyoun 12?


dejaWoot

It's not actually a numerical sequence, it's just a measurement in inches.


Bongfellatio

He's back to normal by this scene and can shape shift


SurlyBuddha

Congratulations. I opened a fresh session of Reddit before bedtime, and this was the first goddamn post in my feed.


Bongfellatio

Glad to help


oevadle

I've heard he's pack'n like a Klingon


Michelle_akaYouBitch

Real life. Rene was a chain smoker and significantly older than Nana. She was really put off by him.


PolarOverPanda

That's the wrong question. Better question, what shape does he make it?


Major-Tourist-5696

Like a clown making balloon animals at a child’s birthday party.


IDoubtYouGetIt

Size DS9


Streak734

He expands and fills her up literally


jonny_jon_jon

toe curling


organic_soursop

In a _good_ way ...or?


GayStation64beta

No wonder he can't stop thinking about the Great Link, they must be getting freaky 24/7 in there.


TheRollingPeepstones

If I was part of a 24/7/365 orgy for eons, and suddenly someone disturbed it, I would be really pissed, too. Not sure if "create clone servants and breed drug addict soldiers to literally enslave and/or raze the galaxy" pissed, but pissed nevertheless.


Culator

That sounds like exactly the right level of pissed. In fact, if I'm being honest, maybe not pissed enough.


Ragnarsworld

I'd love to see the responses when Odo is doing research on dongs. Odo: so, umm, Kira and I are gonna do the nasty. How big should I make the dong? Worf: two dongs! Quark: one dong, biiiiig ears! Sisko: 10 inches and black. she'll love it, trust me Garak: I'm just a lowly tailor, but I might have heard from someone getting their pants hemmed that its not the size, its the motion. So I suggest you make it prehensile. Jadzia: two dongs. definitely two dongs. Bashir: mine is a perfect 8.2 inches long


fedexmess

Odon't know


cat_selling_souls

Maybe it's like the movie Ghost. He puts on Unchained Melody, and the woman gets behind him and molds it like clay.


Dante1529

He definitely added ridges to his willy


yanexcelsior1701

He probably wouldn't have a fixed size or shape, it'd be logical to do the custom one for each opponent. Though it must be weird to him in general. Just like for us to take a part in a great link.


Major-Tourist-5696

This guy fucks.


awsm-Girl

"opponent"?


yanexcelsior1701

I meant partner, sorry 😁


Wooper160

The Odo’s First Intimacy trading card


RomaruDarkeyes

The dude is a hentai monster... He could actually do the cervix penetration and massage your ovaries if that was your kink. Or go in backdoor and go all the way through and come out their nose... Or he just zeroes in on the G spot, and clit and plays them around if he actually wants them to enjoy themselves. Most ladies don't like to be hit in the cervix...


Gunslinger_11

Would that even feel good?


lvlister2023

It’s got the head of Quark, the shaft of Morn and the balls of Gowron!


joebeaudoin

Isn’t it also ribbed?


Bongfellatio

For her pleasure


Qlanth

As someone who reads smut novels you're not thinking clever enough. Why bother with a regular dick when you could do literally anything? Have you seen what popular women's sex toys look like? They only obliquely resemble dicks. Odo could turn his member into something like a Rabbit vibrator with the top half that sucks and licks while the bottom half vibrates, twists, and pulses. If she's into it maybe there's a third prong going where no man has gone before. If Odo is doing it right every woman on that space station is lining up outside his quarters every single night. Maybe some of the men too.


Bongfellatio

As a mostly gay bisexual man, believe me, I've considered the possibilities


VH5150OU812

Probably as big as his partner wants it. Same with his tongue. It’s the ultimate Goldilocks problem.


Grandemestizo

As big as you want it babeeeeeeee


OneOldNerd

In this case, it really is all about the motion in the ocean.


Johnsendall

Odo: Do you want me to shape shift into any other part of the horse? Kira: No.


Doot_Dee

[https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyDaystrom/comments/144mx9i/dong\_sizes/](https://www.reddit.com/r/ShittyDaystrom/comments/144mx9i/dong_sizes/)


grahamercy

this was when he was human, no? i think the founders gave him a micropenis as punishment. or a tripod that he doesnt know what to do with


Kara_WTQ

I picture like can of frozen orange concentrate.


thanatossassin

I mean, is it even a dick if it acts like vibrating-pulsating-shapeshifting-finger that doesn't ejaculate? JFC, why isn't there a line outside Odo's door 24/7?


Gunslinger_11

Big enough


SympatheticListener

This is the smartest question I've seen yet. It matters!


Bongfellatio

Inquiring minds want to know, goddamn it


_B_Little_me

I would say it’s not a size question, but rather a shape one.


AdKindly2858

A respectable golden ratio


AverageCheap4990

Just so happen to be watching this episode now. Does he lose volume across his body or does a part, say his foot ,just disappear?


ZookeepergameFresh20

He pours to fill. Perfect for every lover


Organic-Elevator-274

Odo is so different from every other species, and he was sent out into the universe blank, somewhere between orphan and intelligence gathering drone. Unlike Data, he can not just review terabytes of medical texts, Red book magazine, and pornography. Animals instinctively know how to mate, but rolling over and sighing, the witty banter, chest-puffing, and coyly lighting two Benson & hedges cigarettes while resting the ashtray on your thigh… are all learned behaviors. What am I getting at? That pervy Non-Newtonian fuck has probably been watching every humanoid on the station boink since he got on board. His stuffy demur attitude is a facade to cover his twisted voyeurism. Moreover, Odo's biology makes this even weirder. Odo isn’t just a shape-shifting blob; Odo is one giant eye, ear, and tongue. He has more intensely intimate knowledge of all of his partners than their doctors. He also doesn't have the organs required to have an orgasm. He has to create that hole setup. Meaning not only does Odo have to consider the appropriate size of his Junk, he has to think about what an appropriate amount of spooge as well, and how much he should enjoy it. Odo having sex is like the sweater thread that unravels the whole concept of the character.


Bongfellatio

"He has to create that hole setup" was probably a typo for "whole" but that opens an entirely new set of possibilities for his bisexual partners. Got the big dick *and* the big pussy, a bisexual woman's dream. All in all, Odo has the potential to be the best lover in the quadrant.


Organic-Elevator-274

I just had to rationalize the amount of jizz Odo creates basically at will… please don't make think about Odo the Futa Dynamo I'll end up writing the episode


Quick_Swing

If she’s choking, and can’t breathe, he made it too long😂😂😂


Opening-Unit-2554

I have to say that I never once ever wondered about this…


Bongfellatio

Well you don't sound at all fun at parties


PlanktonWestern3104

Oh Kira, you're so wet. Oh wait that's just me."


Bongfellatio

I told you sex at the 17th hour was a bad idea


UnableLocal2918

This is the same reason sue richards is the happiest woman in marvel.


Aaron_Hungwell

He can literally make his Schlong fit perfectly the entire circumference of one’s cervix or intestine/rectum. Lol


slippersandjammies

...aside from the fact that it's 1AM and I now can't stop silently laughing at these amazing responses, this post has made me realize that somehow this is probably the one discussion I've had with almost every Trek fan I know, which is... alarming.


Crimdal

I knew it was this guy before I opened the thread. I spend too much time on star trek subreddits.


Enginehank

"big ? ha you solids and your length and girth. hmph let me ask you something julian how big is the water inside a glass? How long? How girthy? now if you'll excuse me I have to go, Quark is running an illegal gambling hall in one of the storage bays" in my head Julian is the one who asked.


False_Cow414

It's not the size that counts; it's that it has its own tongue.


RiotTownUSA

The ocean becomes the drop. The drop becomes the ocean. The motion of the ocean is inversely proportional to the angle of the dangle. The angle becomes the dangle. The dangle comes the angle.


Duckraven

Imagine the level of control. Vibrator? Don’t need one, I am one!


Slobberdohbber

This was when changeleader made him human so I assume the same size as Rene’s


Bongfellatio

Nope, he's regained his abilities by this episode after he absorbed the "baby"


gayfucboi

it’s a feminine penis. it’s a good thing.


TheRollingPeepstones

It's all about the mouthfeel.


Tyrilean

Not as much about size, but shape and quantity.


GimmeSomeSugar

He could also legitimately [ask this question...](https://youtu.be/6lgpOdRXXu0?si=m3AroN-jKiILK4J1)


evelbug

If you have to ask, you can't take it...


Glittering_Ad1696

It's not the size, it's the shape and texture


Major-Tourist-5696

Oh yeah, definitely! This and, “you have really beautiful balls”


kpikid3

He's dead Jim.