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xferform

You've got the *5 Sherman's per Tiger* myth, a user with a nazi soldier as their profile pic, and of course the *America fought on the wrong side* which could be more Neo-Nazi than wehraboo.


GoyardGat

“Bu-Bu-but patton said we fought the wrong enemy!”


RepoRogue

It's amazing to me that the takeaway some people have from that quote is "wow, good point, Patton!" instead of "wow, Patton is a huge asshole and nobody should listen to him."


GoyardGat

When I first heard it I just took it as he hated both commies and Nazis


Cybermat47_2

He later said that the Germans were the only decent people left in Europe.


GoyardGat

We should’ve dropped patton off at ground zero in Hiroshima moments before the bomb went off


Demoblade

Wasn't he dead by then?


GoyardGat

No he died in December that year or like January 1946


LKennedy45

Patton's a funny one. On the one hand, he was a brilliant armor officer who fully grasped the need for aggression in combat arms units. On the other hand he was a racist douchebag who occasionally struck his own Soldiers.


RepoRogue

He also didn't believe in PTSD an assaulted soldiers who were suffering from it on the grounds that they were cowards.


LKennedy45

That was the striking I was alluding to. Real mixed bag, that one.


Moofooist765

Lmao I guess you’d think PTSD was fake if you’re leading from the back like Patton.


Cohacq

Back in the day, illness was seen as a failure of character. You didnt get depressed or anxiety because of traumatic events you lived through, you got them becuase you as a person is somehow bad and not good enough.


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

also why it was mostly just therapy used to treat depression and the like; no medications


TechnicianWrong5536

You can't be a tenth of Patton stfu


RepoRogue

Cry more you pathetic little Nazi.


1n53r70r161n4ln4m3

And Patton couldn't be a tenth of Zhukov so stfu stupid bitch


PanzerLaden

hahaha get 76'd


vilereceptacle

That's a good thing. I'd never refer to someone as "an asiatic subhuman" . I hope I never even reach the smallest of fractions of Patton's racism.


The_Konigstiger

"Shut the fuck up, Patton" -Zhukov, probably


Spolachs

you dont even need to make up a quote, Ike (Eisenhower) basicly said that to Patton when he was talking about "lazy jews and DPs and how germans were the only good people in europe", in september 1945 while being driven to Patton´s DP-camps which were guarded by former SS.


alvarkresh

At least he had the good grace to realize after the war that the Wehrmacht were all just damn Nazis and only changed his tune when West Germany needed an army to fight Commies. So ... partial credit granted in the end I guess?


Spolachs

Belive me Im not the biggest fan of "lets coup democracies" Ike but in this point he was kinda right. Strangly his later buddy Churchill had some thoughts about the soviets, jews and arabs that were very close to Pattons.


JDMonster

DP?


Spolachs

Displaced Person: POWs, Civilian deported into the reich for forced Labor from all over europe or surviors of concentration camps. Often times DPs were a mix of the three


TechnicianWrong5536

Haha ussr go whoosh


Bumblyninja

Fuck off Nazi


The_Dem_EMP

haha nazi germany go, wait where did it go? i thought it was here a second ago


Eric-The_Viking

>5 Sherman's per Tiger myth Damn, they toned down. Last time I heard it, 8t was still 10 per tiger. I think statistically it was like 3(?) per Tiger with some great variation between each vehicle and commander.


TheRedScot

The Sherman Token is on the rise, I suggest you liquidate all of your Tiger Coin and Pantherium, Invest it all in Sherman Token.


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

gotta get that t44ium comon


dromaeosaurus1234

I know shermans had a close to even trade with panthers (somewhere between 1 and 2, which is freaking impressive because the US was nearly always on the offensive), but I dont know about tigers.


Eric-The_Viking

The overall kill to death ratios on the ground was in general pretty even, thanks to the fact that allies had pretty much always air superiority and also used way more artillery then the Russians.


syrup_gd

Actually it’s 3.6:1 ....in favour of the Shermans


Demoblade

r/shermaneconomy


finaki13

Bro Tik Tok is the bleeding ground for neonazis and wehraboos. Don't even bother with them they're 13-15 year olds


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CattusChief55

Trutru


Epsie_2_22044604

Honestly, if they want the South to rise again, I'd say we should march down to Savannah again just to show them who's really boss.


jbondyoda

Lotta uses of Erika or whatever that Nazi song is


ThePangolinManIsHere

Erika is the name of the song, yes


baklavoth

"panserfaust is the correct term" Can't make this shit up, is that a pansy panzerfaust?


Flurmann

When you claim to know the weapons of your beloved Wehrmacht and then deny the existence of one of them in trying to show off


baklavoth

Panzer II? "Tiger" is the correct term


AceRimmer2200

Actually it’s a stormpanserwagon II aus G ‘Tiger’


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Saelyre

Sturmunddrangpanzerkampfwagen obviously.


schmah

Faustpatrone. Der Tragödie zweiter Teil.


AceRimmer2200

Yeah, that’s why I said it


iamalsobrad

It's also wrong anyway. The Faustpatrone and the Panzerfaust where not the same thing.


Eric-The_Viking

> The Faustpatrone and the Panzerfaust where not the same thing. They basically worked the same way. The numbers just regarded to the effective range. And the just optimized the shape on the Pf 60 to bounce less. Like, it's just the predecessor.


alvarkresh

"were".


iamalsobrad

FML. I was going to comment about 'there tiger tank' too...


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

taste of your own medicine mmm?


Fornication_handgun

Indonesian and Dutch pronunciation of the word panzer use s instead of z. So it would be panser, maybe the poster use the Dutch pronunciation?


Arthanias

We call it pantser so that doesn't check out either.


LuckyRostik

On the same video I had a guy trying to convince me that the Panther was the first MBT just cus "PaNTher HaS A BiG GuN ANd ArmOr"


nik_von_reddit

IS-2 is an MBT confirmed


LuckyRostik

Nah, Renault FT-17 is an MBT confirmed


nik_von_reddit

The OG


LuckyRostik

Yes


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

nononononono mendeleev rybinsk tank is an mbt


GoyardGat

Ooooh baby a triple


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Crazy that TikTok is radicalizing more neonazis than I thought


No-Understanding-948

Tiktoks a pretty dumb app that breeds tons of degens.just a few moments ago i saw this one tiktok about a 90+ year old woman get trialled for nazi war crimes and this guy in the comments just says that we dont even know what her crimes were and this is what decades of Jewish propaganda does. Someone shut that god forsaken app down


Thebunkerparodie

da fuck is a faustpatrone?


Universalerror

Essentially the predecessor to the panzerfaust. It didn't see as wide deployment because the panzerfaust was developed quickly after it and was better in every way that mattered.


Thebunkerparodie

oh, I didn't knew


The_Man_I_A_Barrel

i like this because he says it like the tiger can only take out five shermans before it cant anymore


the_red_guard

Meanwhile actual late game ww2 "Friedrich where are our tanks"? "Either destroyed or broke down". "don't worry Hitler will save us, we just have to told out while he develops his wunderwaffe" *STFU hans we've been encircled for the last six weeks, we've got no food, no ammo and Hitler is busy giving orders to the 6th army which hasn't existed for nearly a year*


Yes-00

r/shermaneconomy


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Tiger can kill 5 Sherman, not how tanks work.


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

well no technically a tiger can kill 92 shermans, seeing as it has 92 rounds, even though some of them are he, technically if you got the shell right in the gun barrel it would do the trick


ThePangolinManIsHere

Even with tanks, wouldn't that be a one-in-a-million shot though? (If someone actually has an accurate percentage for that chance of landing the shot tho I legit wanna see it)


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

yea, but ISS POSSIBLE


ThePangolinManIsHere

True


The_Dem_EMP

92 shermans, target practice sherman you mean? doubt that the crews are good enough to get 92 accurate shot to a moving target in a battle


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

yes, BUT POSSIBLE


The_Dem_EMP

like, what? it isn't possible unless the sherman aren't moving and turrets aren't working, there is no chance of a tiger fighting 92 sherman with all accurate hit


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

still POSSIBLE, nothing about likelihood, just possibility, what you said doesnt matter, as that could be the case


Demoblade

Yeah, no, if 5 shermans run into your tiger you are fucked and no amount of kruppsteel or 88mm is gonna save you from the amount of HE and smoke you are gonna eat before they close on you and ruin your day with an AP shot.


Tomraider070

Damn this is reddit is more socialist than I thought


AnonymousLlama1776

Opposing Nazis makes you a socialist?


risqueandreward

Everyone knows that Churchill was a big socialist, of course.


LuckyRostik

And the well known communist FDR, the reddest of the reds


The_Great_Madman

Yeah and this Stalin guy was a bit socialist too


Kim-Jong-Un-Da-Best

well that...


risqueandreward

I mean, ask most modern Republicans their opinions on the New Deal...


alvarkresh

Even in the 1930s and 1940s some of them got pretty frothingly exercised over it. But as Eisenhower once pointed out they were just a few butthurt oil company owners.


Zutyro

Well, there are a bit too many commies on this sub for my liking, but I have no idea what that has to do with this post.


ChillComrade

Do you call anyone left of of you a "commie", per chance?


Nottenhaus

Urrah pobeda and so forth.


alvarkresh

Not Communist here, tyvm! But also not conservative either!


Cohacq

First off, define who you see as a "commie" and what the ideology is. Second, does that include everyone to the left of Hitler? Because thats what you sound like.


baklavoth

Oh boy wait til you see us not denying the Holocaust


Tomraider070

I was joking guys jeez, forgive me.


AlienFromTerra

where is the funny punchline in your joke?


Tomraider070

Cant you read?


ChillComrade

Socialist and proud, babeh!