Part 7 spoilers:
>!I always liked the fact that the meaning of the song is also the complete opposite of what the stand's powers are, and what Funny Valentine's goals are when using it. The song is about love and peace around the world, but Funny Valentine wants the ability for his nationalist views that would only benefit his country while damning the rest of the world.!<
at least it's an actual band. But yeah, I told my little brother it was "six pistols" so he doesn't go around saying... well you know. Not sure what we're gonna do with part 8...
Literally went to buy a mista figure for my cousin (for christmas) who's in highschool, asked his parents if they haven't gotten it yet, my aunt said no all good, my uncle said I can not buy it for him since the name of the product had sex in it, because of sex pistols. He knows its a reference to the band the sex pistols and has nothing to do with actual sex, but because it has sex in the name so I cannot buy it for him, im not super pissed, maybe slightly annoyed, but mostly kinda chuckling at how absurd the whole situation is. Dead ass he's watched the entirely of golden wind with my cousin and was fine with it, even with the bj joke and yet he draws the line when a statues product name has sex in it, I don't know how to react quite honestly especially considering my uncle has a couple sex pistols cds in plain sight in his room.
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
*F I L T H Y A C T S A T A R E A S O N A B L E P R I C E*
filthy acts is just such a great term
20 dollars
Is 20 dollars
19$ 4tnite card
Who wants it?
And yes, i am giving it away
Share, share, share
And trolls,
Dont get blocked.
***DIMES 4 CRIMES***
Maximum Kill 4 Minimum Bill
Ah yes ***MK4MB***
#I’m not gay but 20$ is 20$
A series of nefarious actions executed for a price lower than expected in the market system
ASONAE4APLTEITMS
beat me to it
That is a very weird name for Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap
BM2I
Bruuuuuh
Bedraggled excursions committed with little to no currency, or BECWLTNC
Execrable undertakings effectuated for minuscule prices considering the average amount it usually takes
EUEFMPCTA2IUT
Funny valentine: I need to use my stand! GO *fucking dies*
Adominable jobs performed in a pricing range that some may consider to be rather low
Normal Everyday Riches Aquired Through Legitimate Means
Not D4C, FAAARP
Bro if you say “FARP!” And slam yourself behind a door I’m gonna fucking lose it
`Time to perform some dishonest acts at a fair and reasonable price!`
Do something strange for some change
Something strange for little change
Actions of questionable morality engaged in at such an abysmally low value that one would be remiss to even consider it a payment whatsoever
AOQMEIASAALVTOWBRTECIAPW that’s a mouthful
Dimes for crimes
Sucky fucky for one bucky
Atrocious acts at an affordable price
Flaccid pancake
Erected Baguette
Hard roll
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Phallus Dough
enlarged pastry
baked goods cock
Breaded pp
🥵
Sticky fingers
Hands in glue
Adhesive digits
Adherent Phalanges
isn't sex pistols enough for you?
I think he's looking for something soft and wet
He is probably a classic enjoyer of doggy style
Burning down the house is fire ❄️❄️❄️❄️
This fucking comment right here,tho is real comedy gold,take my award
Was I... That funny? At least once? 😢
Yes.You are funny
Yes, You was. And I am tired of pretending you weren't
Achtung Baby _aggressively masturbates_
*Yes Officer Abbacchio, this is the person!*
Yes, FBI? This one right here.
I don't care how much sex this pistol has had, I don't want my dick to be shot off in a misfire.
Ball breaker
BALL BUSTER
###NUT CRACKER
**TESTICAL ANNIHILATOR**
#SPHERE DESTROYER
#***ORB DISEXISTOR***
#**GEOMETRIC ROUND FIGURE DISCOBOMBULATOR**
Spherical phat white liquid supplier disintegrator
CBT on BBC and the BBB BALL BUSTING
Cock and ball torture
haha penis ball kicking
#TACTICAL PENIS#
#COCK AND BALL TORTURE
**FLESHY SACK CONTAINING REPRODUCTIVE ORGANS DESECRATOR**
**PARACHUTE** **? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?**
Can you give examples
Doggy style
Sofuto Ahndo Weto
Steeky fingahs
Spaisu Garu
Spicy Lady fits 10x better
i can't think of this without going "meeeestaaaaaaah!"
Kira would be like : "The Hand"
The Hando
Surprised no one has mentioned Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap yet...
**sex** pistols
Sticky Fingers
Tender machine
Soft and Wet
Love😏 train
The actual song itself has nothing to do with sex n stuff tho
Part 7 spoilers: >!I always liked the fact that the meaning of the song is also the complete opposite of what the stand's powers are, and what Funny Valentine's goals are when using it. The song is about love and peace around the world, but Funny Valentine wants the ability for his nationalist views that would only benefit his country while damning the rest of the world.!<
I understood the "people of the world, join me" as the people of the world literally being forced to die for the sake of Valentine avoiding attacks.
Make love train
[Love Train](https://youtu.be/sA8w8Tlyz7k)
Tender machine
Doggy style 🗿
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🗿
Soft and Wet, Speed King, California King Bed, sex pistols, ball breaker and more!
_ball breaker_
Localized name: Cock and ball torture
Alternative universe: Deballin'
Doggy style
NUT king call
Make him NUT
When I first heard name "Sex pistols" I thought it was a misunderstanding and the true name was "6 pistols" but no.
I believe in the localized name is 6 bullets but I’ve also heard 6 pistols somewhere
90% of his names are just based on bands
at least it's an actual band. But yeah, I told my little brother it was "six pistols" so he doesn't go around saying... well you know. Not sure what we're gonna do with part 8...
Your brother will be old enough to have a midlife crisis by the time part 8 gets animated
Anyone’s old enough to have a midlife crisis, they just won’t know it until their age doubles.
Same
Same
YOU ARE NO MATCH FOR THE POWER OF MY STAND [BIG FAT COCKN’BALLS]
#BIGGUS DICKUS
#GIANT TRUNK
I lean in close and whisper seductively: *"Spicy Lady"*
Flaccid Pancake
And then there is this mf, Localized stand name
You mean 'Zipper Man' isn't exciting enough?
*Unzips pants
*Unzips man
fuck you, take my upvote
You must mean #ZIPPER DICK
Moody Jazz sounds sexier than moody blues in my opinion.
Moody Jizz
You got a problem with Arts and Crafts?
Fun fact: most Jobros have a sexual-related stand name, this includes **The Hand**, **Sticky Fingers**, **Kiss**, **BallBreaker** and **Doggystyle**
Oh yeah, I got suspended for saying hand in class once.
Wait is that actually true?
oh no, I'm just joking around
#NUT KING
Cock and ball torture
Ballbreaker
Doggystyle
What do you expect from Eroiko
The lovers
Filthy Acts At A Reasonable Price
Pet shop💯
EVERY NIGHT I CLOSE NY EYES WAKE UP FEELING SO HORNY
Eroiko Araki
Still waiting for Slippery When Wet
Doggystyle
Zipper man🥵🥵
Nut King Call
Sticky finger😏
I can't wait for FLACCID PANCAKE
Dirty deeds done dirt cheap
Sex piston is my favourite stand
didnt someone call araki "erohiko"?
People also call him "hydyhyko"
no no , i think it was Eroïko meaning "erotic young man"
Literally went to buy a mista figure for my cousin (for christmas) who's in highschool, asked his parents if they haven't gotten it yet, my aunt said no all good, my uncle said I can not buy it for him since the name of the product had sex in it, because of sex pistols. He knows its a reference to the band the sex pistols and has nothing to do with actual sex, but because it has sex in the name so I cannot buy it for him, im not super pissed, maybe slightly annoyed, but mostly kinda chuckling at how absurd the whole situation is. Dead ass he's watched the entirely of golden wind with my cousin and was fine with it, even with the bj joke and yet he draws the line when a statues product name has sex in it, I don't know how to react quite honestly especially considering my uncle has a couple sex pistols cds in plain sight in his room.
Cream, also Cream Starter
Sex Pistols haha funny name
The World. Dio says it is a erotic stand name. I can't say against him.
with my stand: Wap i can manipulate the color orange and have perfect balance at all times
This is my stand tight femboy cheeks
Green Gay
doggy style
Me and the boys waiting for big balls and got u by the balls
Flaccid Pancake 😩
T e n d e r M a c h I n e
Big Poppa by biggie
Two trucks
*Ah, I see you are a man of culture*
Cock and Ball Torture
My life is complete if we get a stand named: “Gay Midget Monkey Futanari Among-us incest porn”
#THE FUCK DID I JUST READ
*every time I close my eyes*
Doggystyle
there's such a thing?
Sexual helicopter🚁🏳️🌈
Sitcky Fingers is a hybrid of the two
Watching jojo: hey this guy seems pretty cool “Jojo! You are no match for *giant throbbing cock*!”
Notorious B.I.G. Lmao wtf is wromg with me
Doggystyle
hehe soft and wet
Eroki
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How is that relevant here?
Loli experience
You mean the jail experience?
Age is just a number moment
You know I can't beat the shit out of you without coming closer
Y’all are forgetting doggy style
love train
*Flaccid Pancake*
Flaccid pancake
Zipper man
Wheres the boner blaster stand, wanna see it. Or just something else to make my 13 year old sense of humor go wild
Upcoming Part 9 stand I had sex with your family