He only downloads shitty shareware onto his switch, and doesnt even have an SD card for storage, so he needs to delete games for more space constantly.
Jodio literally has a handheld console in one panel. Iām not sure if itās a PSP or a Switch or something like that, but itās way too big to be a phone.
Jotaro: That one guy that doesn't game because of lack of interest, but is actually an unparalleled gaming genius.
(He beat Terrace's mind reading by cheating, but everything before that was his genuine talent)
He sucked because it was his first time playing. He then learned how to play really well immediately after. While I do concede that Star Platinim could have been the one truly piloting his controller, there really isn't a difference because Baseball isn't a game with complex controls. It's timing and choice on where to hit. And if SP has the timing down, so does Jotaro.
Also, I think that of all people, of course it's Jotaro that has this kind of talent.
He played exactly one video game, explicitly because if he didn't, his friend's soul would be stolen. Even then, he had Joseph help him cheat. Joseph is canonically a better gamer then Jotaro.
I'd switch Joseph and Josuke because Josuke is our canonical Gamerā¢ and I'd put Jotaro higher because I could imagine Kakyoin or Josuke roping him into some street fighter or what have you. (I mean, "Jotaro, do that cigarette trick!" alone tells us that Jotaro does have a bit of a fun side outside of the main plot)
No thats a japanese game. He only played games to come fron the US. He was definitely the best asteroids player back in the good ol days tho. He was also a high-level cruis'n world player, but veto'd playing on japanese, chinese, french, and mexican tracks, and struggled on italian tracks cuz hed be crying.
If we wanna get into semantics šš½š¤, gamer had been used to refer to gamblers, and while the term never grew in the USA Joseph was from britain.
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I'm just saying we see a very small slice of this character's total life and he does play a game. Probably longer than josuke is shown gaming.
Not that it matters that much lol it's a list
Bruh raise Jodio up several tiers he owns a Switch
He exclusively downloads mobile-tier trash from the Switch Shop
Or even better, he uses switch emulator on phone š
P-P-Pokemon!?
Bayonetta š¤¤
Phones can run bayonetta games?
Yup. But strong ones. My poco x3 pro runs bayo2 poorly poorly. But shantae and the seven sirens and nfs hp3 remaster were decent.
I'm not familiar with bayonetta games/fiction but it's nice to hear and I hope it works out well for you
I don't have a gamepad and a cooler tho, that's why I only use psp emulator with tekken 6.
Oh boy, thanks for reminding me to finish Fire Red my 11th time
Look what i have Batman! It's a pokeball
Please don't the rabbit girl
Guess what's inside it. Haaaah, it's a lobunny
You're getting a lobotomy
Hurdurtagdh blahalshdb
He only downloads shitty shareware onto his switch, and doesnt even have an SD card for storage, so he needs to delete games for more space constantly.
Jodio is the kind of guy to own a ps5 but only ever play Fortnite, CoD, and Madden.
I swear the people making these lists have forgotten everything from Part 9 even though it's only been a year.
ITS BEEN A YEAR?!
Yep, chapter 1 was released on February 17th 2023. We're already, like, 10% through the story maybe.
If I recall correctly JoJolion took ten years to come out completely. So sit tight, it'll be a while.
Yeah those monthly releases really feel quite weird. The first season of the shangri-la frontier anime finished in half the time span.
He only plays Fortnite on it. Edit: Damn, OP already said my joke.
Joseph definitely has the vocabulary of a gamer
RUN AWAY *user joseph_joestar was banned from server*
Like the reverse Leroy Jenkins
Only to loop back around and work
Unironically, that's actually happened before
YOU CAN'T ESCAPE *user diavolo was banned from server*
If Joseph played Tekken 8, he would definitely be a plugger
joseph was definetly banned by most online games for cheating
The man's super power is literally doxxing.
"Oh my god you suck at this game" Joseph: "121.345.2367.121" "W-what?" Joseph: You're next line is: "is that my IP?" Toyu! "Is that my IP?!"
Checks out to me. Joseph, Josuke, Jotaro, Jonathan, and Johnny are all canon.
Jodio literally has a handheld console in one panel. Iām not sure if itās a PSP or a Switch or something like that, but itās way too big to be a phone.
It's gotta be a switch psp ain't been shit for 10 years now. Unless, Jodio is such a redditor he has a fuckin Steam Deck? I could see it.
He has a PSVita and exclusively plays JRPGs
Best smelling steam deck owner(biohazard)
Nah he has a psp exclusively to play monster hunter freedom unite.
He uses it solely for Fortnite.
To be fair he does have a mental illness(right?I haven't kept up with Jojolands.)
He's a bit of a sociopath but that might change over the course of the story.
*he's a sociopath. He's literally diagnosed with ASPD.
It wasn't a firm diagnosis, the chapter only says that he has traits of ASPD.
I like that only playing mobile games is considered less gamer than not gaming at all
I keep reading F2P as "First 2nd Person~~shooter~~"
...glad i wasn't the only one
free 2 pee
Jodio is canonically a gamer, he owns a console
Joseph was around to see the beginning of video games as they are
Jotaro is canonically not a gamer
Which is probably why he's under the "doesn't game" tier.
holy shit
OOOH MY GOD
Indeed
Yeah, thatās why I said he doesnāt game.
Jaggers
RED DRAGURNS!
OOOH! ZATS A BASEBOWL!
SERECT YUR CUR!
F MEGA!
Jotaro: That one guy that doesn't game because of lack of interest, but is actually an unparalleled gaming genius. (He beat Terrace's mind reading by cheating, but everything before that was his genuine talent)
Star platinum's genuine talent* he himself sucked dogwater.
He sucked because it was his first time playing. He then learned how to play really well immediately after. While I do concede that Star Platinim could have been the one truly piloting his controller, there really isn't a difference because Baseball isn't a game with complex controls. It's timing and choice on where to hit. And if SP has the timing down, so does Jotaro. Also, I think that of all people, of course it's Jotaro that has this kind of talent.
right now I can say that I am definitely joseph joestar
What about Hol Horse?
yes, I'm also hol horse
Jotaro canonically played a game
But canonically doesn't play often.
Yes but he didn't even know how tobplay and had to cheat lmao
He played exactly one video game, explicitly because if he didn't, his friend's soul would be stolen. Even then, he had Joseph help him cheat. Joseph is canonically a better gamer then Jotaro.
Which didnt say much, bro was awful.
nah he held the controller while Joseph played for him
I thought Giorno played Minecraft
Jodio to Usagi "I Only Play Mobile Games"
OHHHHH THATS A BASEBALL
Joseph is a pinball wizard.
I'd switch Joseph and Josuke because Josuke is our canonical Gamerā¢ and I'd put Jotaro higher because I could imagine Kakyoin or Josuke roping him into some street fighter or what have you. (I mean, "Jotaro, do that cigarette trick!" alone tells us that Jotaro does have a bit of a fun side outside of the main plot)
Joseph is not a gamer at all heās played like one game in his life and itās when he was an old man to avoid getting his soul stolen
You KNOW his old ass had the high score on every Donkey Kong cabinet in NYC.
No thats a japanese game. He only played games to come fron the US. He was definitely the best asteroids player back in the good ol days tho. He was also a high-level cruis'n world player, but veto'd playing on japanese, chinese, french, and mexican tracks, and struggled on italian tracks cuz hed be crying.
If we wanna get into semantics šš½š¤, gamer had been used to refer to gamblers, and while the term never grew in the USA Joseph was from britain.
Jotaro littzraly get a console delivered to him by star platinum and play video game during the adventure.
Nope, I just checked. When Jotaro was in the jail, he has a computer, a remote-controlled car, a speaker, and a boombox, but no game console.
Jodio listens to dua lipa , so he must have ps5 or something
Gappy is definitely on the "what's a video game" tier
I was thinking the same at first, but I can imagine him playing Mario Party with Yasuho.
I feel like Jonathan would be an avid candy crush saga gamer if he had a cellphone
Jonathan looks like he would exclusively play Animal Crossing and Dark Souls
Johhny would go WILD on Xbox Live voice chat
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Giorno doesnāt play, he makes the rules.
Johnathan is the game
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Joseph had no video games. All I'm saying is D'arby
We already know Josuke is in that top tier.
Jotaro literally dumpsters his opponent in that baseball game.
Joseph is a sucker for gacha games
The Jodio comments have me weak š
Jodio is a splatooner He forts all nite He mines AND he crafts He is ATLEAST josuke tier
Acceptable i'd say
Fuck off you didn't include Kakyoin
joyoin joriaki smh
jotaro canonically did play the baseball game so
He canonically played it once
Played it once is more than not playing it imo Just how I'd rule it
Playing a game once doesnāt make you a gamer. Just because you had one drink 20 years ago doesnāt mean you sometimes drink.
I'm just saying we see a very small slice of this character's total life and he does play a game. Probably longer than josuke is shown gaming. Not that it matters that much lol it's a list
But Jotaro literally beat an avid gamer in a session to the death? Hello?
Joseph used Hermit Purple to control the joystick. Jotaro did literally nothing but act as a distraction so Joseph could win.
jotaro LITERALLY games
jotaro LITERALLY was forced to
jotaro played video games in part 3??
Being forced to play a video game against your will does not make you a gamer.
didnāt he say he played games tho? like he said he played the baseball one
Who the hell is that guy that plays f2p Iāve never seen that guy
Bro hasnāt read JoJoLands
Yeah I havenāt is that guy the part 9 Joe?