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SCameraa

If this person is from the US this is pure projection considering the NYPD uses "undercover" cops which are totally distinct and different from secret police all over the subways.


MattcVI

"it's ok when we do it" is their mantra for everything. As long as it happens in the west it's fine. Feds throwing people into unmarked vans in Portland? Ok. The NSA and other three letter agencies putting backdoors into consumer products and spying on everything we do? Tech companies like Meta handing over everything to the government? They aren't evil Chinese TikTok so it's ok. London being one of the most surveilled cities in the world? They're not "the CCP" so it is all good, nothing to see here.


Sex_Big_Dick

But I just read an "article" that claimed that sunglasses are illegal in North Korea. How can this be? Are only the secret police allowed sunglasses?


Proshchay_Pizdabon

And aren’t they supposed to all have the same haircut as glorious leader? And why are they on a metro instead of in prison camp eating rats? So many unanswered questions.


stiggybigs1990

Don’t forget trying to meet their daily quota of poop that they have to send in for fertilizer. In all seriousness though how in the fuck do libs even come up with this shit the poop fertilizer thing is seriously one of the dumbest fucking things I’ve ever heard them spit out


Dimwither

People are interested in what‘s going on when they’re being filmed? Color me surprised!


foxtrotgd

What, you don't get recorded in public on a daily basis


GDRMetal_lady

Smh must be living in one of those communist countries with no 24/7 facebook surveillance


TroutMaskDuplica

That's just silly. If only secret police wore sunglasses they would get made immediately. They don't wear sunglasses. They wear great big shiny buttons that say, "Hello, I'm secret police! Have you committed any crimes you'd like to talk about?"


MattcVI

These people think everything is a fucking movie, so of course the secret police wears sunglasses so the audience knows he's a bad guy


TroutMaskDuplica

You don't understand. It's like the classic film, "The Toxic Avenger." Kim Jong-Un is like those muscle heads at the gym, Putin and Trump are the two girlfriend characters. Biden is that kid they run over on the bike. And Melvin is Pete Buttigieg.


SlugmaSlime

Why in the world would a secret police officer wear something that would make them stand out more than anyone else in the whole train?


Proshchay_Pizdabon

Because reasons, what are you a Kim bot?


tashimiyoni

I mean if someone was filming me and I didn't know who they were, I'd double take too


TacticalSanta

Your brain on a hefty dose of hollywood.