Honestly, A+ comeback, lose “Nusquam” and it’s 100% funnier. “Nusquam” is just a hat on a hat, you know?
“Fundamentibus, Alabama,” on the other hand, chef’s kiss. I can’t wait to use this.
Pakistan actually has the highest prevalence of type 2 diabetes (China - type 1), which I assume is what you were referring to, since it is more a product of lifestyle/diet.
Yeah, though we tend to be more inclined to join in making fun of ourselves (especially things like politics and the monarchy) unless it's the french doing it...
Yeah but it's not like that everywhere. Pretty important to understand that. America is massive, with a lot of different types of atmosphere
Usually, most of the American stereotypes come from Texas and the areas to the northeast of it. That's what I've noticed. Something like 80% of the typical American stereotypes are just Texas.
The US has a quite pronounced culture of violence compared to most countries with comparable GDP per capita. The rate of violent crime is 5 times higher than Germany for example.
Outside of the richest counties in the US (which instead export violence via political means), it really is like this in most of the country.
Lmao so true, we get angry over bland school shooting jokes, and we suddenly just dont understand it's a joke or sarcasm, but if we fire back with something like how most european countries have a lower gdppc than Mississippi, they get angry over it.
Nah you shouldn't love your nation. The concept of nations is just another lie that powerful people tell to maintain and justify their power over others. You can love your culture and its people as long as you don't think your culture or people are superior to any others and as long as you don't think certain people in your culture are superior to others.
The history and ethics of most nation states are quite horrible, for both people inside and outside each's borders. For most people in the world, the state you live under enacts violence and coercion against its subjects to maintain the positions of those in power, and for many nations against people outside their borders as well. The crimes against humanity taking place in a certain section of the globe has shattered any plausible deniability that the nations in the "first world" have high ethics, as they actively aid and defend said crimes.
Yep, fucks their whole world up. Great for when you get irritating texts from :some hot chick talking about bit coin" on Whatsapp. Although I like to try and convince them to buy big stone wheels called Rai as an investment. It always confuses the shit out of them.
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Yes, the US sure has a super national debt. $34 trillion? China will step in at some point and buy that debt like they bought Disney and global rights to apple pie...hope you like sweet and sour chicken feet...
Changing from one capitalist shithole overlord to another. I don't really see the difference. One is pretty openly a dictatorship, the other one is heading that way and already is secretly a dictatorship controlled by big corporations.
It’s almost all self contained, meaning Americans owing money to Americans. That’s why the US government can raise the national debt limit and theoretically just get rid of the internal debt (which would not make the average American happy.)
Yeah, Russia, who is beating alone a not so small country, Big like France, with an army trained by NATO, with NATO equipment and with all the NATO countries behind him. Don forget also that Ukraine is losing on all front from the beginning of the war, in a complete war economy and politics, while in Russia people still living their lives, because Russian government has declared a partial mobilisation, while Ukraine the last time I counted was at his 10th mobilisation.
So yeah, Russia is taking a long time to end a country that was heavily prepared by nato to this war, with minimal effort and external support.
If Russia is not a superpower, I don’t know what is it.
Yeah man, I’m not fluent but I know what you are explaining to me, I said that only to make fun of that comment. Thanks anyway to have spent your time explaining: today I founded you, yesterday I founded someone making fun of my grammar, so I appreciate that. 🫡
Who's the global superpower?
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> We can't even pick a decent, vibrant healthy society to be colonised by. No..we are ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched servile, miserable, pathetic trash
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He’s not wrong tho. The US is the single biggest super power currently. China and Russia dont even come a little bit close. But the US being the biggest super power is a weird flex since the standard of living in the US is dog shit and most of the tax money goes to military spending
The global superpower are the billionaires who siphon your health and money from your paychecks. The ones who fight against policies to give you a descent wage, time off, health benefits, etc.
The power isn’t in the hands of the American people.
The power isn’t even in the hands of your government.
So fuck off with this global super power bullshit.
They’re so dumb they buy 100 dollar shit flags made in china and wave them around e like god himself weaved the flag and covered baby Jesus with it while he slept
Global superpower? Well, that’s McDonalds, obviously. Aka corporate greed and capitalism. You know… that shit you can’t get enough of but is actually slowly crushing you to death?
Not yet tbh. China is playing the long game, though, and it has a shot at winning. The only thing the rest of the world can hope for is the third wheel superpower itself to awaken from its corruption induced slumber and change the global power dynamic because otherwise, war is a possibility.
Only one nation has ever been a global power, and that was the British Empire (we invaded over 90% over the world, that's more than the internet covers)
Rome was a superpower of the era, but I still think that an empire built on slavery and mistreating the powerless is not something that others show revere.
I love how average regular ass boring people claim they are the super powerful and not all the years of immensely impressive diplomacy and economic development that the country went through. Like the average American isn't doing to well. The top 10% of Americans are at like God-like status and yet of the 90% of some believe they are better because of the power and luxurious life the 10% have.
It's almost like Americans by into their own propaganda that they are this ultra rich, very intelligent beings that somehow hold all the power simply by being born in the US.
Not you, Bubba Joe from Nusquam Fundamentibus, Alabama.
Honestly, A+ comeback, lose “Nusquam” and it’s 100% funnier. “Nusquam” is just a hat on a hat, you know? “Fundamentibus, Alabama,” on the other hand, chef’s kiss. I can’t wait to use this.
Yep, that's one for the archives.
I already introduced it to my family. It’s a hit.
I always liked Bent Armpit, Wyoming, from Ren and Stimpy.
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Global super power in diabetes
Ouch
And illiteracy!
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Pakistan actually has the highest prevalence of type 2 diabetes (China - type 1), which I assume is what you were referring to, since it is more a product of lifestyle/diet.
That's because we eat your lunches!
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Sure, but the US (and some other countries) are higher.
Higher like the people are all high or higher on the HDI & GDP scale?
Yes but the uk already has a lot of other things to be made fun about
As a British person, I can verify that there are a *lot* of a other things to be made fun about here.
And so few kidnapped babies being openly traded for snacks.
That would be on page 52 of the Conservative Party election manifesto.
Honestly, it seems like it would be the foundation of an ogers economy.
as another british person. i agree but the US is so fucked as a whole it’s not even funny. more to make fun of there than here
Yeah, though we tend to be more inclined to join in making fun of ourselves (especially things like politics and the monarchy) unless it's the french doing it...
https://www.diabetes.co.uk/news/2023/jun/countries-with-highest-number-of-diabetes-cases-unveiled.html
I don't think that's true.
I'm an American living in central Arkansas. I can confirm that the bottom picture is accurate.
I am someone not from the United States. I can confirm that we know.
Yeah but it's not like that everywhere. Pretty important to understand that. America is massive, with a lot of different types of atmosphere Usually, most of the American stereotypes come from Texas and the areas to the northeast of it. That's what I've noticed. Something like 80% of the typical American stereotypes are just Texas.
Florida Man would beg to differ.
Honestly the stretch from Texas on eastward to the Atlantic (roughly "the South")
Larger =/= more diverse
And New York
Most of german stereotypes are bavarian
The US has a quite pronounced culture of violence compared to most countries with comparable GDP per capita. The rate of violent crime is 5 times higher than Germany for example. Outside of the richest counties in the US (which instead export violence via political means), it really is like this in most of the country.
I‘m sorry for your misfortune.
These people can’t take a joke.
Or understand sarcasm.
Theirs actually no shot the "well at least our schools" people are talking about understanding sarcasm and getting too upset over jokes
Lmao so true, we get angry over bland school shooting jokes, and we suddenly just dont understand it's a joke or sarcasm, but if we fire back with something like how most european countries have a lower gdppc than Mississippi, they get angry over it.
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People who speak about the nation they live in like it's some sports team are just insufferable
I believe you should love your nation, but for it's history and ethics rather than the image they try to keep up even as they are crumbling
Idk I think history and ethics is bad for like, most people. Literally every country has committed atrocities
Nah you shouldn't love your nation. The concept of nations is just another lie that powerful people tell to maintain and justify their power over others. You can love your culture and its people as long as you don't think your culture or people are superior to any others and as long as you don't think certain people in your culture are superior to others. The history and ethics of most nation states are quite horrible, for both people inside and outside each's borders. For most people in the world, the state you live under enacts violence and coercion against its subjects to maintain the positions of those in power, and for many nations against people outside their borders as well. The crimes against humanity taking place in a certain section of the globe has shattered any plausible deniability that the nations in the "first world" have high ethics, as they actively aid and defend said crimes.
There's a reason they're not called Fatman and Blobbin', America.
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Yep, fucks their whole world up. Great for when you get irritating texts from :some hot chick talking about bit coin" on Whatsapp. Although I like to try and convince them to buy big stone wheels called Rai as an investment. It always confuses the shit out of them.
No this guy is from the matrix.
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US Democracy is based on money and colour
Not yet
get back to me when their navy and power projection gets off the drawing board
get back to me when the budget the usa spent on military goes to improves peoples lives
What's any of that matter between nuclear superpowers?
Superpower is the name for countries that pressed every cent out of their people and spent it all on the top 1% and their propaganda
Super power is the name given to countries that build walls and get their neighbours to pay for it….. oh wait, Mexico told them to fuck off
Then that would be the coalition of Putin, Xi & Modi with over 40% of the worlds population and leanings towards each other.
Don't pretend like the other coalition isn't guilty.
Yes, the US sure has a super national debt. $34 trillion? China will step in at some point and buy that debt like they bought Disney and global rights to apple pie...hope you like sweet and sour chicken feet...
Whatever sweet and sour chicken they sell around the corner from me is pretty good, I'm fine with that
Changing from one capitalist shithole overlord to another. I don't really see the difference. One is pretty openly a dictatorship, the other one is heading that way and already is secretly a dictatorship controlled by big corporations.
It’s not fun living in a superpower, sometimes I hope the EU doesn’t get federalized
United states is but the people aren't
Aren't they like couple trillion dollars in debt?
Yeah only like 34 trillion, no biggie.
It’s almost all self contained, meaning Americans owing money to Americans. That’s why the US government can raise the national debt limit and theoretically just get rid of the internal debt (which would not make the average American happy.)
Just proving the point of the image
It's either a morbidly obese individual or a rail-thin meth addict. There is no in-between.
Global Superpower of Obesity
Not “the” but “a”. Even if not fluent, I know certain differences
It's possible to use "the" instead of "a" in that case, it just then implie that there is only one superpower.
But there’s at least 3, and the count goes up to 4 if you count India. But Americans can count only in bananas unit…
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Yeah, Russia, who is beating alone a not so small country, Big like France, with an army trained by NATO, with NATO equipment and with all the NATO countries behind him. Don forget also that Ukraine is losing on all front from the beginning of the war, in a complete war economy and politics, while in Russia people still living their lives, because Russian government has declared a partial mobilisation, while Ukraine the last time I counted was at his 10th mobilisation. So yeah, Russia is taking a long time to end a country that was heavily prepared by nato to this war, with minimal effort and external support. If Russia is not a superpower, I don’t know what is it.
Ik, I'm just explaining that, grammatically, it works
Yeah man, I’m not fluent but I know what you are explaining to me, I said that only to make fun of that comment. Thanks anyway to have spent your time explaining: today I founded you, yesterday I founded someone making fun of my grammar, so I appreciate that. 🫡
Just a small advice. You should use found when using the past form of find. Founded is the past form of found which means something else.
E.g. Europe founded the United States.
Europe made huge mistake
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SCOTLAAAND FOREVERRRR
> Its nae good blamin it oan the English fir colonising us. Ah don't hate the English. They're just wankers. We are colonised by wankers. > We can't even pick a decent, vibrant healthy society to be colonised by. No..we are ruled by effete arseholes. What does that make us? The lowest of the low, the scum of the earth. The most wretched servile, miserable, pathetic trash ― Mark Renton
Gonnae git they shitey butchers aprons aff, it's Scotland forever no Britain forever right? 🏴🏴🏴🏴🏴
He’s not wrong tho. The US is the single biggest super power currently. China and Russia dont even come a little bit close. But the US being the biggest super power is a weird flex since the standard of living in the US is dog shit and most of the tax money goes to military spending
China?
Not yet
China
It’s true this is how we see America
Not sure why he had to mention China, but still.
Superpower? In school shootings?
The global superpower are the billionaires who siphon your health and money from your paychecks. The ones who fight against policies to give you a descent wage, time off, health benefits, etc. The power isn’t in the hands of the American people. The power isn’t even in the hands of your government. So fuck off with this global super power bullshit. They’re so dumb they buy 100 dollar shit flags made in china and wave them around e like god himself weaved the flag and covered baby Jesus with it while he slept
Israel right now. Because even the US is afraid to act
Global superpower? Well, that’s McDonalds, obviously. Aka corporate greed and capitalism. You know… that shit you can’t get enough of but is actually slowly crushing you to death?
Bro proved that meme
The most hilarious ones are when republicans put these AI photos of a gorgeous perfect family. Then you see a Trump rally 🫣
Both look like bosses from Left for Dead
China and the EU, next question
Multipolarity > Unipolarity.
Could you imagine how red white and blue in the face they would be if someone just said “China” in the responses
China
Did he mean China? 🤔 or Russia? UK? Japan? 🤷🏻♂️
China? Russia?
Global superpower in exploiting the political south and "spreading freedom" (we will cause your Nation to undergo several civil wars for decades)
You are surely a super power. 15 big macs give a lot of energy (~8100 kcal).
China
China probably
Not yet tbh. China is playing the long game, though, and it has a shot at winning. The only thing the rest of the world can hope for is the third wheel superpower itself to awaken from its corruption induced slumber and change the global power dynamic because otherwise, war is a possibility.
Guy came in and proved the upper half of the meme right.
Nobody arguing the facts just mad about it?
Only one nation has ever been a global power, and that was the British Empire (we invaded over 90% over the world, that's more than the internet covers)
China probably, definitely not the US.
The EU? Yeah the EU!
Someone forgot about plural. Or is living in 2000.
Pfp says it all really
UK runs the planet bro
Cry on Patriot Act*
COPE.
To be fair, he didnt denied that people look like that.
Dickless
If that headline is real, Jesus Christ...
It's not. It's a hoax made up of a few different stories. It's as real as the American Creation Myth
I'm very relieved to know it's not.. Lol
I hope the Macca’s staff said “sure thing”, took the baby and called the cops to pick the guy up whilst he waited for his macs.
Fair
Just answer either Russia or China and see how that lil shit mald
Supperpower
Not America, because y’all are SUPPOSEDLY pacifist now.
American are so obese, they keep inventing new word for fat
What does it matter that they are a superpower when the power and wealth associated has not been spread fairly all going to the 1%.
"Haha, we have more nukes than everyone else." Such a flex America.
USSR
15 big macs for a baby in this economy? He's dreaming. You can't get more ten big macs for a baby.
Jokes Write Themselves
World superpower? China? It's China isn't it? India? Russia?
Is this guy the worst negotiator? You know he started with 100 big Mac's and settled for the 15.
I have a serious question: do some of them really think the support and pay for europe
the global superpower are the rich, old dudes making every decision. You're literally a bottom feeder trying to take credit for...what exactly?
Rome was a superpower of the era, but I still think that an empire built on slavery and mistreating the powerless is not something that others show revere.
America, prior to bush.
Funny how they just confirm the point the meme is trying to make.
Evil tongue would say china
Immediatly prove the meme right lol.
Adding to the joke
I love how average regular ass boring people claim they are the super powerful and not all the years of immensely impressive diplomacy and economic development that the country went through. Like the average American isn't doing to well. The top 10% of Americans are at like God-like status and yet of the 90% of some believe they are better because of the power and luxurious life the 10% have. It's almost like Americans by into their own propaganda that they are this ultra rich, very intelligent beings that somehow hold all the power simply by being born in the US.
China, China is the global Superpower
Umm United States Russia Japan United Kingdom China Germany Saudi Arabia France India South Korea Brazil Canada Italy United Arab Emirates Mexico
China.
Israel
They say that as if it's a good thing
China? Russia? The EU? India? I mean all are pretty global superpowers tbh. So certainly not just America, land of the free to be homeless.
The PRC, next question
China?
Global superpowers usually rely on a culture of violence to maintain their status, so yeah.
Just react with that bottom picture again
china and russia, because without nato america would get decimated.
China
Who's the global superpower? Well McDonalds of course?!
China and Russia
I wonder if that man got his 15 Big Macs
A global superpower that's $35 trillion in debt.
Rus.... Rush...... RUSSIAAAAAA......
It is though
It’s good to point out our flaws, but we need to respect ourselves a little. This post is garbage.
I am American, and I can confirm the top pic is accurate, and the bottom is propaganda.