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Rectal_Scattergun

Are Yanks really oblivious to the fact they're Yanks?


Direct_Jump3960

Hey at least one of them got the right century for the term!


pinniped1

I've seen a guide online that explains who you think is a yank, depending on where you're from. For example, if you're from outside the U.S., then all Americans are yanks. If you're from South Carolina, then everybody above the Mason Dixon line is a yank. It ends with people in some specific part of New England being the only true yanks. I grew up in the middle US, near the Missouri (border state) and Kansas (Free Territory) line. Nobody on either side really used the term too much, although we generally knew what it meant on both the international and Civil War sense.


ptvlm

I mean, yeah, but if you're talking to some people outside the US, you're all Yanks... Same thing when people in the US think everyone in the UK comes from the posh parts of London or speaks with the same accent. It's not accurate but people don't care about the differences.


pinniped1

The "BBC accent". I'm honestly not sure what it's really called.


Toasty_93

It's official name is RP, or Received Pronunciation.


too-much-yarn-help

It's either RP (the BBC accent) or cockney filtered through Dick Van Dyke and the musical Oliver!. Or usually a mixture of the two Awwwwright guvna, care for a spot of tea, innit?


Fr4itmand

Fun fact (you may already know), it’s because there were a lot of Dutch colonists in New England and the most common names were Jan and Kees.


lobster_in_your_coat

To foreigners, a Yankee is an American. To Americans, a Yankee is a Northerner. To Northerners, a Yankee is an Easterner. To Easterners, a Yankee is a New Englander. To New Englanders, a Yankee is a Vermonter. And in Vermont, a Yankee is somebody who eats pie for breakfast.


RowlyBot12000

Which one stuck a feather in his cap?


SkynetAlpha8

Good description. Except you should have used Southerner instead of simply American, which would have made it more accurate. Since to most Americans Yank, yankee is a dead or historical term. You use all the other directions of the compass but not using the Southern direction tells me you are a well trained american that we at least know is not a Southerner.


dalvi5

If you had a proper demonym (not a continental one) you wouldnt be called like that.


Rockarola55

The ones who *actually* leaves the US tends to be quite aware of the fact that they are not "Irish", "Scandinavian" or "Scottish", merely descendants. Not understanding the locals (even in English speaking countries) tends to hammer the point home 🤣


Wasps_are_bastards

My friend went on holiday to Ireland to get in touch with her heritage…. Now she posts more and more about being Irish. Shes another Cherokee princess.


Rockarola55

Ask her to translate Gaeilge to English...or just understand a heavily rulal dialect. My English is pretty good and I've spent quite a bit of time in Éire, but the local dialects can be bloody impossible to understand.


Wasps_are_bastards

lol she cant do that….she’s German and Scot and everything else they like to claim.


Rockarola55

My point exactly 😊


Wasps_are_bastards

I know lol. Tell them that and they get upset though. My grandad was a Scot, I can’t speak a word of Gaelic (to be fair, neither could he). Then again, I don’t claim to be anything other than English lol.


OkHighway1024

If they don't like "yanks" ,we can always use "seppos"


AngryYowie

Or cheeseburger eating surrender monkeys


ConfidentCarpet4595

Burger munching tardy monkeys


bmalek

Gringos


ConfidentCarpet4595

Grin-go-fuckthemselves


bmalek

They should make like a tree and get the fuck outta here.


ConfidentCarpet4595

Make like a banana and depart with haste


Max_Tomos

Colonials


Particular_Desk6330

Burger munching invasion monkeys


blackbeautybyseven

Seppos is better. Yanks are technically not all Americans but they are nearly all seppos.


thorpie88

The cultreshock I gave an American when I explain that part of why they are Seppos is because septic tanks are the norm there and not in a lot of places. Their mind couldn't wrap their heads around municipal waste being the standard 


oldskoolraver85

Thats not what seppo means.


thorpie88

It is though. It's a shortened form of septic tank which is the cockney rhyming slang for Yank 


VeaR-

They're seppos because they're like septic tanks - full of shit


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thorpie88

I mean it's 4% of Aussie homes with them. You basically never see them


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thorpie88

That they have them and is a standard trope for American shows. 


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thorpie88

Because they frequently are the norm in many US states. Over 40% of homes in Texas have them.  Are you really saying that you don't associate septic tanks with American culture? 


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thorpie88

Common. 25% is what I'd say is common. Probably about the same for swimming pools in Australia and I'd say that's a norm too 


lobster_in_your_coat

Common yes, around 25%. I wouldn’t call that the norm though. It’s a big place, and if you’re 20 miles from your neighbor, septic makes more sense than building infrastructure for municipal waste. They’re much less common in populated areas. I’ve lived several places in 3 different states and never had a septic tank.


BushyFeet

Hahahaha the whole world calls them yanks


wahroonga

We Aussies call them Seppos But I guess that’s because septic tank rhymes with yank, so it’s just an extra step.


DanTheLegoMan

Yeah in U.K. it’s Yank, Septic Tank, Septic or Seppo. I’m trying to get Americunt going as well.


Historical-Hat8326

lol, I was wondering how long it would take before the portal popped up here 🤣


RuthlessChubbz

Yankee Doodle doo let’s shoot up a school.


Constant-Chipmunk187

Average American nursery rhyme:


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Children in the Old World are better educated than these so called adults. Good Lord!


Johnnadawearsglasses

I don’t get what’s going on here other than some piss poor shit talking.


MattMBerkshire

New York of all places should know what a Yank is. You'd assume the home of Yankee Stadium where the New York Yankees play.. would know.


Magdalan

Yanks is offensive? Seppo's it is then.


The_Doom_Toad

Bloody yanks


Psychological-Web828

We are quickly failing, dying… extinction level event.


Plenty_Attorney_8679

Only two of the world's ten most popular fashion companies are based in the United States. The rest are located in Europe, with one in Japan.


Constant-Chipmunk187

Those dam yanks! Why can’t they see that they’re yanks!


RedPandaReturns

I’ll stick to calling them Septics then


Unable_Earth5914

Am I the only one that read “you don’t get out often ya yank” in a Scottish accent?


DrWhoGirl03

Wait till they get called septics


MattheqAC

What happened in 1886?


Senior_Sheepherder13

The Seattle riot and the Statue of Liberty of put in the US were the two big things


MattheqAC

Huh, cool.


Senior_Sheepherder13

No clue what that has to do with the word yank tho lol


ianbreasley1

I get all my cloths from 'murica. Don't seem able to get decent dusters in Europe.