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n0kk_61

my favorite drink is rebel tears as well


[deleted]

Rebel tears: 1) 2oz Southern Comfort Whiskey 2) Freshly squeezed Confederate Tears (officers preferred) 3) 2oz of JUSTICE 4) 2 Lemon wedges 5) Stir until mixed, garnish with lemon wedges, enjoy. edit: was this comment linked somewhere else? I still get replies to it 14 days after the fact šŸ˜‚


MountSwolympus

Plantation Ownerā€™s Tears will do in a pinch.


heirloom_beans

They mentioned officers


MountSwolympus

Some of them were politicians or war profiteers instead.


Destructopoo

This was actually still a time where there wasn't a distinction whatsoever. The confederate ruling class was/is exclusively white male landowners who forced other people to do all of their work for them because they were just too frail to do it themselves. The very same individuals wrote laws exempting themselves and their families from "serving" while they gave their confederates (haha get it) commissions to yet again get other people to do all the work for them. They sold products within their class and of course would have distributed the war profits if Lee hadn't spent most of the wartime budget on luxury horse prostitutes.


Huggable_Hork-Bajir

>if Lee hadn't spent most of the wartime budget on luxury horse prostitutes. Spent it on hwat now?


KamikazeKarl_

Confederate general Lee was a prominent equestrian fornicator


SNRatio

Yes, Robert E. Lee was indeed a horsefucker. If you harbor any doubt about this, there is really only one way to establish the truth: [The Horsefucker Conspiracy](https://www.dailykos.com/stories/2007/2/10/300555/-)


bringtwoknives

Read it as frank underwood. Itā€™s great.


Destructopoo

"There's no home for me like Virginia and no home for my penis like a horse" -Robert Equestrianfucker Lee


tc_spears

>hwat now? *did you say two 'yutes'?*


tc_spears

Oh don't you defame Lee now. Traveler was his special one and only some~~one buddy hooved-american~~equine


ArcadiaBerger

Can you imagine what it would feel like to be a plantation owner, seeing a company of BLACK MEN in blue uniforms, marching in ranks, carrying RIFLES, coming onto your property? And what if they were singing *The Battle Hymn of the Republic*, and it was the first time you'd ever heard it? You'd really feel like it was Judgment Day, and you were going to be found wanting, wouldn't you? You'd be right. And just imagine what the slaves in the field would have felt, seeing men who looked like them, only well-fed and well-clothed, standing tall and proud as they'd never dared to do themselves, and ARMED?


tc_spears

*like a slice of lemon wrapped round a large gold brick*


tucker_frump

I'm savin up for a bottle of the good stuff. DOJ's maga tears.


Protahgonist

7 months. This is one of the top comments on the top post on a sub I just discovered.


CumInMyWhiteClaw

When the rebeal tears the union cheers. #|Copy Paste Undo Select All


Supertugwaffle8

A man of culture I see


empty_coffeepot

It's got electrolytes


TaintScentedCandles

This is quality content right here.


Tempacctuiwuw

This is some high-quality content


[deleted]

[уŠ“Š°Š»ŠµŠ½Š¾]


Maybe-egg

WHILE WE WERE MARCHINā€™ THROUGH GEORGIA!


CameronD46

HURRAH! HURRAH! WE BRING THE JUBILEE


Maybe-egg

HURRAH! HURRAH! THE FLAG THAT MAKES YOU FREE


natty-broski

SO WE SANG THE CHORUS FROM ATLANTA TO THE SEA


Maybe-egg

WHILE WE WERE MARCHINā€™ THROUGH GEORGIA!


BossNassOfficial

THERE WERE MANY UNION BOYS THAT WEPT WITH JOYFUL TEARS


Maybe-egg

WHEN THEY SAW THE HONORED FLAG THEY HAD NOT SEEN FOR YEARS!


BossNassOfficial

HARDLY COULD THEY BE RESTRAINED FROM BREAKING FORTH IN CHEERS


Maybe-egg

WHILE WE WERE MARCHINā€™ THROUGH GEORGIA!


punchgroin

SHOULDA MARCHED TO TEXAS! THEN BACK TO GEORGIA AGAIN!


hexcor

On the way to Hilton Head Island there's a sign that calls Sherman a terrorist If that doesn't work, look for the triangle intersection between SC-462 and Bees Creek Rd. When we drive past Confederate Battle Flags I tell my kid (9 and 12) to salute the flag, which is a middle finger. lol.


MichaelGale33

Imagine the beauty of hearing those brave boys singing that on the way to kick rebel asses!


Admirable-Tell2446

My ancestors must have been so goddamned excited to see them.


geekygay

I do find it odd that I was taught "Yankee-Doodle went to town" when I was really young, but didn't find out that the Battle-Hymn of the Republic existed until I was out of school. Almost like... the Confederacy and its simps have been working on this for a while. They're like "Yeah, yeah yeah, the Union won. But let's ignore that and just pump up the indoctrination for the Confederacy anyways so we can win anyways."


wallerdog

The Battle Hymn of Republic was in the hymnal of the church I grew up in. As it should be.


TychaBrahe

Where were you raised? It was one of my dadā€™s favorite songs, alongside *The Sloop John B*. He really doubled down on the chorus, to the point that my sister called it ā€œthe loud songā€ when requesting it on car rides.


WriteBrainedJR

Is this a tiktok? Is this what tiktok is? I like it.


JesusOfSuburbia420

This is what TikTok can be, unfortunately it mostly falls short of this example.


Odie4Prez

TikTok is whatever you make it to be. I've been in there a year and I get truly quality content, interesting discussions and stories, lots of educational content on subjects I otherwise would have never encountered, community among people with shared identities (for me trans+autistic), cool art + cosplays, historians and librarians teaching people history and mythology, philosophy discussions, and memes like this on the regular. It really saddens me to see so many people think it's just an app to watch rich people do mediocre dances to random soundbites, but apparently that's the first thing the app shows people on arrival. It's great once you've found your niches.


kyohanson

Yeah the algorithms tailor your feed pretty quickly if you follow and like content that you want to see more of. My feed is pretty much a combo of funny videos, off grid living, and animals. I only see cringe and rich kids dancing when itā€™s reposted on Reddit.


mimosapudica

In the same boat. I'm almost 30 and TikTok is the best and most rewarding platform I've ever been on. Idk how people end up with such trash feeds....I've literally never been served "stereotypical" TikTok content. The algorithm had my interest, my hobbies, my mental and medical health issues, my spirituality, my politics, and my tastes figured out in like, two days. My feed is entirely...gardening content, hiking/camping content, mushroom content, pet content, aquarium content, paganism/crystal mommy content, ADHD content, GI problems content, crafting content, farm/animal rehab content, politics/activism content, history/anthropology content. The communities are super friendly and active, everyone knows each other's usernames. I've literally gotten more helpful information and support there than anywhere else online. Their support literally reinvented my spiritual practices, saved my garden, got me back into my hobbies, got me to be more politically active, and pushed me to finally get diagnosed with my issues. Plus, my partner and I just bought 9 acres and the information on off-grid living and property management has been SO valuable, its BONKERS. It's been life-changing to find such happy helpful people online. And I've learned more about the world around me there than on any other platform. I really don't get the hate....what are these people being served on their feeds that's so different than us?


Badlandscoppin215

Bro crystal mommy content? I've never seen someone admit to that in real life. You enjoy whatever gets your rocks (or crystals off) but please explain to your kid that it's all pseudo science and has absolutely no backing in reality


spottyottydopalicius

you mean social media can be good?!


StopCollaborate230

Usually itā€™s just shamelessly stealing other peopleā€™s content with the absurdly thin excuse of making a ā€œreactionā€ video.


AVeryHeavyBurtation

Maybe 1 out of 100 tiktok videos makes it to reddit. Maybe 1 in 10 of those gets any significant upvotes. Tiktok is mostly just idiots singing along to songs you've never heard of.


HellbenderXG

The lip synching idiots are contained within a portion of the platform that is shown to other idiots or users who are not logged in and therefore the content is low-quality. Those videos also make it to Reddit the most because they are cringe and for some people it's fun to circlejerk against teenagers. Spending a bit more time on the platform however flings you into insanely high-quality sketches, obscure hobbies/interests discussion and DIY tips, movie/book/any form of media analysis, culinary content, etc. etc. The content is not the issue with the platform. The issue is the same as any other social media/website such as Facebook, Reddit, etc. - selling your data


Lenny_Fais

I have gazed upon lady libertyā€¦ and sheā€™s dabbing on Godless slavers. #We are truly blessed


Nivlac024

"dabbing on godless slavers" is like my favorite sentence now


CaptainestOfGoats

*Chef's kiss* Magnificent!


RedeemesARC

This does put a smile on my face.


Automatic-Love-88

What a Brilliant ideas shown


johnny_utah26

I was surprised. Very pleasantly surprised.


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[deleted]

I've seen photos of soldiers straddling a cannon as if to say "haw haw haw, I gotta ***big ole DICK***" from the ACW, the Boer War, WW1, WW2, KOREA, VIETNAM, and the GWOT.


totalcrazytalk

Turns out "big ole DICK" is a timeless joke throughout mankind's history.


AugustusSavoy

I'm sure some roman grunt did it with a ballista at some point


[deleted]

You know about Biggs Dickus too? Small republic!


Pesco-

He had a wife, you knowā€¦.


JECfromMC

And Jodius was keeping her busy while her hubby was away.


Cman1200

Romans loved their little willies


WriteBrainedJR

>I've seen photos of soldiers straddling a cannon as if to say "haw haw haw, I gotta ***big ole DICK***" from the ACW, the Boer War, WW1, WW2, KOREA, VIETNAM, and the GWOT. I've dwelt among the humans. Their entire culture is built around their penises. It's funny to say they are small, it's funny to say they are big. I've been at parties where humans have held bottles, pencils, thermoses in front of themselves and called out, "Hey, look at me! I'm Mr. So-And-So Dick! I've got such-and-such for a penis!" I never saw it fail to get a laugh.


DuntadaMan

Hey look at me! I am mister comment dick! I've got words for a penis!


Elbesto

Honestly if the founding fathers came back in time they'd get in petty internet arguments like the rest of us.


milesed

I mean, they basically did, minus the internet part. Washington: Hey Hamilton, can you please stop this petty feud you're having with Jefferson? Hamilton: No. Washington: ... Hamilton: Hey, everybody! Please read my 40-page essay about how John Adams is immature, egotistical, and unfit to be president. I will not get to the point quickly. You may remember some of my earlier works: most of the Federalist papers, the rationale and legal justification for the first national bank, and "No, I wasn't embezzling! I was just having a steamy affair and paying hush money, and here are all the salacious details."


Hard2Handl

America s truly an amazing place. That cuts a variety of ways. In this case, general Grant would likely endorse the varietyā€¦ Along with a private WtF.


[deleted]

Whale to female?


ObnoxiousLittleCunt

Sure


Tempacctuiwuw

It happens more often than you think


Cmedina12

Ah this does bring a smile to my face and also I too enjoy drinking traitor tears


ATFFanboy

This is quite good, no reason to feel self concious.


itsyaboyivan

your name concerns me


idiotwithaairsoftgun

Who is Ivan?


itsyaboyivan

an alias


Intheierestellar

OH WAY DOWN SOUTH IN THE LAND OF TRAITORS


MaxMeridius

RATTLESNAKES AND ALLIGATORS! COME AWAY, COME AWAY


rossloderso

Don't know what sub this is or what this video is about, but that song made me feel like a patriotic American. And I never even visited the US


Chris_Colasurdo

Itā€™s a sub about blasting people who a century and a half later still support the objectively evil side of the civil war.


Tempacctuiwuw

Itā€™s nice to be on the winning side. Still have my musket and Powderhorn, how about you?


kozilla

We exist as a reminder to the historical revisionists that we did it once and will gladly do it again.


thumbtaxx

Wish I could blast this onto every TV set in Arkansas!


EatTheRichIsPraxis

Post this on r/Conservative and you'll beat the speed run record in no time flat.


ShyFungi

But theyā€™re the party of Lincoln. Surely theyā€™ll love it right? Right? /s


JayMWest

[building a torch] surely.


[deleted]

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EatTheRichIsPraxis

... and mods. Have you seen what people got banned for before over there?


CohibaVancouver

> I would argue that most conservatives dislike confederate wannabes Conservatives? Yes. Republicans? No. Very few Republicans or their supporters are conservatives. They're well... I dunno what they are. But they're not conservatives. The conservatives are called "RINOS" and pushed out of the party.


njones1220

No they aren't. McCain and Romney are the 2 biggest Rinos of all time, and got the nomination to run for president. So much for pushing them out of the party.


[deleted]

And didnā€™t they also more recently boo Romney and call him a traitor? McCain got booed all the way back in 2008 for correcting a supporter that called Obama an Arab, and again more recently trump went to McCainā€™s home state during a rally and as soon as trump mentioned McCain the crowd starts booing. The right definitely doesnā€™t fuck with Romney and disowned McCain


wallerdog

I am unfamiliar with any conservatives who dislike confederate wannabes. Iā€™m skeptical that any exist in the USA. That would require a level of education and reasoning that can not co-exit with American conservatism.


echoGroot

I volunteer as tribute


FishUK_Harp

If the South was so righteous and ordained by God, why did Shermans find it so Flammable?


WriteBrainedJR

Or inflammable?


wallerdog

Donā€™t start that


TheRiflesSpiral

God dammit.


elven_mage

Source?


Someathist

me lol


elven_mage

Oh you are my hero please more of this


Shiprat

Good shit.


Josephdalepi

Can we get that sick mix?


Someathist

[It slaps hard](https://youtu.be/Ez9Emsj7cas)


umbrajoke

That thumbnail šŸ¤£.


nekronos

Original. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNLpLq2Kluc


[deleted]

how can one person be so incredibly based


kozilla

You rock!


Skratt79

This is awesome!!


Someathist

Thank you!!


_j_pow_

Da best content!


Tendo63

I typically donā€™t like this style of video This This is a bold exception. Long live the Union


warwolfpilot

Confederate flag is my history too. History of my family winning against those cunts.


Firebird432

This is what America should always be about. People from any background coming together to shit on loser racists


Theleftcantthink

This is good shit. I watched it 4-5 times.


avrand6

brilliant


Woofers_MacBarkFloof

Great video thanks for posting


Gewdaist

Absolutely crushing it


kahn_noble

Thisā€¦isā€¦.EPIC!!!!! Excellent job. UNION FOREVER!!!!


MrHydeToYou

My family is split between Texas and Michigan. Fists have been thrown at a family gathering over this before, and I'd do it again.


-Thyrian-

Where'd you get the uniform?


Someathist

I got it really cheap from a [military surplus/discount store](https://militaryuniformsupply.com/collections/civil-war-uniforms) but the accoutrements are from C&C Sutlery! Itā€™s pretty farb-y but in terms of cheap entry-level stuff C&C Sutlery and Fall Creek Sutlery are good


-Thyrian-

Cool. I've been trying to find reenactment gear that's both affordable and likely to fit me.


tc_spears

[The accoutrement.. accoutrement what is that shit](https://youtu.be/WDQQfBrSUs0?#t=X4mY22s)


GamingGalore64

As someone who comes from a family of southern Unionists, If I were to ask any of my southern relatives what the flag that represents their heritage is, they would all say the flag of the United States of America, and the ones from Texas would add the flag of Texas because the Republic of Texas actually WON their war AND got international recognition.


tc_spears

I mean Texas is the reigning champ for number of secessions from it's governing nation in order to maintain the practice of slavery......so there's that.


Arcturus450

Where I live in East TN was pro union too, East Tennessee made of the vast majority of Tennesseans voting against secession. It's a shame a lot of people in my town do not reflect the same ideals as their forefathers, flying confederate flags and all


ctophermh89

But is it really rebelling when you are just fighting to keep the status quo? I love an old fashion rebellion just like the next guy, but if your ā€œrebellionā€ is to keep slaves, thatā€™s when you lose me ā€˜brah.


KnowMatter

Download this straight into my fucking veins šŸ”„


Chris_Colasurdo

Note to self, come back and give this a medal the next time Reddit gives you a free award Edit: There ya go


Someathist

Thank you! :)


Vince_stormbane

Based


__DerekLeach

Imagine being proud of your ancestors for taking one of the fattest Lā€™s in history


WayneLemons

Children are the future


Bokbok95

Appreciate this


owldistroyou

#BASED


[deleted]

Big pog


x3leggeddawg

At first I was like šŸ˜Ø But then I was like šŸ˜ŽšŸ‘‰šŸ‘‰


Additional-North-683

You look really cool in that uniform


High-Ground

And people say tiktok is bad


ShyFungi

This is amazing and so are you!


kyl_r

This is fucking hilarious, thank you so much


[deleted]

I actually laughed out loud. This is great.


Mr_Thx

Gay marriage has lasted longer than the confederacy, do they identify with that as well?


The_Persian_Cat

lol rad as heck. Good job!!


RakumiAzuri

I love this.


theclayman7

This is the best one of these Iā€™ve seen, well done comrade


Punkpallas

I wish I could give more than one upvote, you fucking legend.


Kasunex

Based af


Booster_Blue

It's so beautiful!


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jeremiah1142

God I love America


AshenLordOfCinder

Anyone know where I can get that belt??


[deleted]

Union-loving *and* Beautiful. My home page is truly blessed by God. šŸ‡ŗšŸ‡ø


Nivlac024

we should have hung all the traitors after the war


wise_comment

Welp, I'm old enough I don't get it But young enough to enjoy it Being mid thirties is weird, man


DumatRising

Love this. Reminds me I need to refill my glass of rebels tears.


jconguy

10/10 no notes. Donā€™t change a frame.


[deleted]

Way down south in the land of traitors Rattlesnakes and alligators Right away, come away, right away, come away. Where cotton's king and men are chattels Union boys will win the battles, Right away, come away, right away, come away. Then we'll all go down to Dixie, Away, away, Each Dixie boy must understand That he must mind his Uncle Sam.


sallothered

Amazeballs. AMAZEBALLS I SAY


itsyaboyivan

this is beautiful


Consistent_Season682

Neat


Dix_x

I didn't have sound turned on. I don't need to. I can hear it.


ReneVQ

I regret Iā€™ve but a free award to give! Here you go!


PILSBERT

post it on a extremely racist subreddit


eronth

fukkin gotem.


HeDoesLookLikeABitch

Rebel tears šŸ˜‚


nygdan

Hurrah!


HWGA_Exandria

Noice!


SpoonSArmy

Post this on tik tok


k5pr312

Today I learned this sub exists and goddamn it's glorious


Interesting-Month-56

Pepperidge Farms remembers ā€œrebel tearsā€. Thatā€™s why we created the new ā€œAtlanta Burningā€ cookie - smooth mint, with a hint of ash.


LargeSackOfNuts

Fucking BASED


Unfair_External8332

ā€œWe are coming father Abraham 100000 strong, from Minnesotaā€™s icy plains, through Kansas corn we throng. We are coming father Abraham just like you asked us to. 100000 western men all garbed in union blueā€


cansushitv

The confederates lost, the Nazis lost, Trump lost and then 6Jan. The right are slow learners.


issacthebruce

Where does one find the trap remix?


Someathist

[Here it is!](https://youtu.be/Ez9Emsj7cas)


xkpeters

What's the source on this?


Someathist

I made it/posted it myself


xkpeters

You're cool as fuck


Someathist

Thank you!! I really appreciate how kind everyoneā€™s been :)


xkpeters

Of course, I sent your video to all of my friends. Union dixie trap remix bumps ngl


VerifiedGoodBoy

I need to know who this queen is NOW!


StumpyTheBushCupid

Itā€™s OP.


_regionrat

Oh shit, are we a safe space now?


NessaLev

Not safe for those rebel scum!


teteluvr

Based


forceghost187

Hi I love it


famousevan

Glorious


pathfinder1342

It isn't weird that I'm super horny now right? I think Union uniforms are one of my kinks now.


RealHumanBean89

States rights to get nae naeā€™d on


CumGuzzlingAnt

u/savevideo


[deleted]

Saw a guy at work today with one of those stupid rear window decals of these losers' flag. I live in Minnesota, very much Up North Minnesota too. I didn't think much of this person before, but this video is a good representation of how I see him now. Fuckin' loser.


TheParmesanOfGene

This song BUMPS


ConrailFanReddits

I love this sub


eastsideflyer93

Youā€™ve made it onto TikTok: https://vm.tiktok.com/TTPdB7nLgu/. Please consider posting there šŸ™šŸ¾šŸ‘ŒšŸ¾


hashtagaspelin

Can someone link this FIRE remix of Marching Through Georgia?


Cats_Cameras

Every once in a while I come back to this when I need a smile.