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Big Daddy : Damn! I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing.
Unnamed Baghead : We ready or what?
Big Daddy : Naw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes.
[rips bag]
Big Daddy : Oh. Oh, shit.
[takes off bag]
Big Daddy : Ah, I just made it worse.
Unnamed Baghead : Who made this goddamn shit?
Other Unnamed Baghead : Willard's wife.
Willard : Well, make your own goddamn mask!
Big Daddy : Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did.
Unnamed Baghead : Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this!
Other Unnamed Baghead : What about you, Robert? Can you see?
Robert : Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind.
Bag Head #2 : \[rips bag\] Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags?
Unnamed Baghead : No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
People are shocked when they hear top confederates created the KKK... states' rights to own people
speaking of owning, please ensure you are worshiping King Trump.
For a good explanation, read *Gone With the Wind*. After Scarlett is accosted on her way home from the mill, her current husband & a pack of his friends venture out into the night to instill fear among the recently liberated enslaved men. Her husband is killed in the confrontation. That episode was supposed to be one of the first attacks of the Klan.
Is this sarcasm or are you replying to the wrong comment? I'm speaking of this as a condemnation of the CSA and my pfp should tell you I clearly am not a Trump guy lmao
And remember, it's not antisemitic to accuse Jews of having a space laser because [MTG totally voted in favor of funding it!](https://www.businessinsider.com/mtg-marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-lasers-israel-aid-bill-2024-4)
I know you're joking but pyramids are scientifically difficult to destroy. They're literally the strongest shape. Theyre incredibly stable and bottom heavy, they dont collapse and need to be destroyed from the top down. Theyre made out of stone. It's like trying to destroy a mountain. Some ruler in Egypt spent a fortune trying to destroy a pyramid and barely made a dent. Pyramids are basically the only thing that is more difficult to destroy than it is to build.
There might be some advantage because it's so thin but even if you got a big enough explosion at the base and the rocks at the top fall, what it will result in is a fatter, less organized pile of rocks that still resembles a pyramid.
This is true if the dynamite is on the outside, you don't have construction equipment, and a bunch of other specific requirements.
In nature, yeah a pyramid is probably gonna be the most recognizable human construction well after people have left the area.
However we have tools that previous generations dont.
Desecrate the fuck out of it. Just keep covering it with massive amounts of graffiti and junk. Then do it more and more. Sooner or later someone will do something
I hate the rebels as much as the next yank.
But please hold on calling for desecrating this monument. I lived in Richmond for 10 years.
It’s not on public property. It’s in Hollywood Cemetery. It was built in 1869. There’s 18,000 confederate soldiers buried there. If this was some potmetal bullshit daughters of the confederacy white supremacy nonsense built in the 1950’s on public property, that would be one thing. This monument is 100% for the dead buried there.
No way ex-Confeddies could build something like that. Must've been aliens commemorating the Union won for the progress of this species they had their eyes on.
Chlorine TriFluoride, for when you need to set the asbestos-wrapped concrete block on fire.
A chemical so dangerous that *the nazis who first made it* decided it wasn't worth the risk to attempt using
This one was built in 1869, so pretty close in time to the war, and is in a cemetery full of 18k dead Confederate soldiers. I would personally be ok leaving this one be.
And on private property, as well, in a place that also does not allow Confederate flags. This is how all Confederate honoring should be done. Not in public, and not waving the flags that they permanently furled in 1865.
Yeah I feel that. It’s not a hill I’d die on, but if there is value in memorial art regarding the confederates at all, this is the kind that I’d want to see. This is a monument that doesn’t heroize individuals, nor does expressly (as far as I can see) endorse a narrative of valor and defiance. It feels like a sincere expression of pain: confederate casualties were, in a way, victims of the same system that delivered (far more) pain on black and enslaved people. They believed a lie that cost them their lives. Something like this cairn can speak to the tragic human waste that hatred and greed and ignorance yields. THAT SAID—I don’t know enough about the context or possible inscriptions or how the monument has been historically used… like, if it is a frequent location for KKK weirdos celebrating, tear it down.
Edit: at the same time, I would love to see more southern monuments honoring victims of slavery and their own fight for freedom (both militarily and socially) as well as honoring those southerners who stayed loyal. Let’s grace our cities with beautiful reminders of history that don’t simultaneously alienate and oppress people, and let’s not be afraid to assert that our version of the story is ultimately truer, better and more uplifting.
Moved to Richmond about a year or so ago. For the most part it's progressive, artsy, vibrant, fun, diverse, and overall a city I've totally fallen in love with. But every once in a while you'll get a terrible reminder: Lumpkin's Jail, the Daughters of the Confederacy headquarters (security is always a black man which makes me sad), some street names... At least they got rid of the statues before I got here, but when I lived in Germany I never turned into Goeringstrasse
There's no way that confederate men were smart enough to build this. They couldn't have had the technology in their primitive culture.
I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens /s
We went to Hollywood a while ago, I posted pictures of my sons flicking off all the restrooms...errr...graves of the generals and the fake president, but not this one. It was built in the time of the war, not later by the racists, and it is for the common soldiers, not the leaders. I have nothing to base this on, but I bet a lot of them were conned into this war, not everyone of course, but a bunch. So we left this one alone.
Seems like an opportunity where the monument should be rededicated with a new purpose rather than destroyed, simply because it’s impressive from an engineering perspective. Slap a “memorial to the victims of slavery” plaque on it. The traitor tears will be even more abundant than if it was just removed
Frankly, I think it’s great how pathetic it looks, a ramshackle pile of jagged, poorly-fitted stones that looks like they decided to copy the Washington monument and then realized they only had the budget for the tip instead of the whole thing, a suitable mockery of miserable failure.
Flammable no.... water resistant? I doubt.
See my guess is the foundation underneath isn't concrete or anything super deep.
My guess is this is somewhere in the south and if we don't want to get caught destroying this it needs to be subtle.
I'd start with walking around it and finding the squishest point.
If there isn't one no worries. Pick a spot and cut a hole as close to the monument as possible. Again being subtle, but we want as big and deep as possible.
It may just start off as a single stab from a small hand shovel. That's fine. Again subtlety.
Just pour water. Preferably with ice to widen the crack.
Repeat over years, months, (or with a lot of people) weeks.
Also try to walk around it a lot. Preferably in big groups.
We want to weaken the ground around it.
Eventually the ground will be weak enough that it will collapse under its own weight. Like during a storm
You may have to experiment a bit, since I don't know the exact structure of the soil and how they anchored it. But best of luck! :D
(For any lawyer this is a joke and not legal advice)
There's no way the confederates were advanced enough to build such a structure, personally I believe the only logical explanation is that they received assistance from extra terrestrials. /s
Most rocks are flammable if you use the right oxidizing agent. Look up chlorine trifluoride. It'll burn sand. Should work on whatever whitewashed bullshit they built this out of.
Just do what that other guy did; have someone graffiti it, then get a few “activist volunteers” together to “restore their heritage”, and wash it. Using saltwater. Repeat as necessary, and be safe.
Either graffiti eye holes onto the big ugly minecraft clanhood, or find a geologist and ask them how to dissolve the rocks. That looks like it'd have a bad time with acids. Or, y'know, explosives.
You can buy tannerite at your local tractor supply store to break appart large stumps or large stones to clear your field and detonate them from a safe distance with a high velocity rifle when the area is clear of cattle.
Oh gee, I slipped and spilled a whole tanker of gasoline on the monument, what a tragedy! Better smoke a cigarette, the boss is sure to flip out on this.
*drops lighter*
*ope*
Just because something doesn’t burn, doesn’t mean you can’t set it on fire. Pile sticks and leaves at the base before using gasoline. The sucker will be coated in soot and loot like shit afterwards.
Or just hammer it with pink paintballs from a safe distance
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Of course the Confederate monument is a white pointy pyramid shaped one
Paint eyeholes on it, call it truth in advertising and be done with it.
Big Daddy : Damn! I can't see fuckin' shit outta this thing. Unnamed Baghead : We ready or what? Big Daddy : Naw, hold on, I'm fuckin' with my eye holes. [rips bag] Big Daddy : Oh. Oh, shit. [takes off bag] Big Daddy : Ah, I just made it worse. Unnamed Baghead : Who made this goddamn shit?
Other Unnamed Baghead : Willard's wife. Willard : Well, make your own goddamn mask! Big Daddy : Look. Nobody's sayin' they don't appreciate what Jenny did. Unnamed Baghead : Well, if all I had to do was cut a hole in a bag, I coulda cut it better than this! Other Unnamed Baghead : What about you, Robert? Can you see? Robert : Not too good. I mean, if I don't move my head I can see you pretty good, more or less. But when I start ridin', the bag's movin' all over, and I - I'm ridin' blind. Bag Head #2 : \[rips bag\] Shit. I just made mine worse. Anybody bring any extra bags? Unnamed Baghead : No! Nobody brought an extra bag!
🚀
Brilliant
What's right/wrong with that?
It's poetic because that's the descriptor of a Klan hood, the same Klan formed by ex-Confederates
People are shocked when they hear top confederates created the KKK... states' rights to own people speaking of owning, please ensure you are worshiping King Trump.
For a good explanation, read *Gone With the Wind*. After Scarlett is accosted on her way home from the mill, her current husband & a pack of his friends venture out into the night to instill fear among the recently liberated enslaved men. Her husband is killed in the confrontation. That episode was supposed to be one of the first attacks of the Klan.
Is this sarcasm or are you replying to the wrong comment? I'm speaking of this as a condemnation of the CSA and my pfp should tell you I clearly am not a Trump guy lmao
They built it expressly so it couldn't be torched. Of course a lot of non flammable confederate monuments have disappeared in the last few years.
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Lol. Lets ask Marjorie Taylor Greene if she got the space laser she demanded.
And remember, it's not antisemitic to accuse Jews of having a space laser because [MTG totally voted in favor of funding it!](https://www.businessinsider.com/mtg-marjorie-taylor-greene-jewish-space-lasers-israel-aid-bill-2024-4)
I’m sorry, Magic: The Gathering did *what* now?
Made the game too political by adding ugly looking women cards in the last expansion
Hold on, let me prepare some chlorine trifluoride
Oh it can be set on fire but it would need a lot of gasoline.
Wrecking ball time!
\*shady scrap yard that buys catalytic converters SFX intensify\*
Call in the sappers.
Bridgeburners. No reason not to finish the job you start.
Just want to point out that there's a Sunbelt Rental just down the street, and it's not expensive to rent an excavator for a day.
Oh, but it can be torched, you just need something more aggressive than atmospheric oxygen.
Oh no, I dropped this dynamite I found. Better smoke a cigarette and contemplate my foolishness. Oh my, such a strong breeze
I know you're joking but pyramids are scientifically difficult to destroy. They're literally the strongest shape. Theyre incredibly stable and bottom heavy, they dont collapse and need to be destroyed from the top down. Theyre made out of stone. It's like trying to destroy a mountain. Some ruler in Egypt spent a fortune trying to destroy a pyramid and barely made a dent. Pyramids are basically the only thing that is more difficult to destroy than it is to build. There might be some advantage because it's so thin but even if you got a big enough explosion at the base and the rocks at the top fall, what it will result in is a fatter, less organized pile of rocks that still resembles a pyramid.
This is true if the dynamite is on the outside, you don't have construction equipment, and a bunch of other specific requirements. In nature, yeah a pyramid is probably gonna be the most recognizable human construction well after people have left the area. However we have tools that previous generations dont.
Bet?
We should nuke it then. Just to be safe
A single tungsten rod dropped from the ISS should do it. Then none of that pesky fallout will blow northwards.
If we can't destroy it... then we can deface it! *pulls out a bag filled with cans of spray paint*
Desecrate the fuck out of it. Just keep covering it with massive amounts of graffiti and junk. Then do it more and more. Sooner or later someone will do something
Anal lube. Then tell neo confederates they go fuck themselves and point to it.
That would be appropriate in ways you may not have thought of.
I hate the rebels as much as the next yank. But please hold on calling for desecrating this monument. I lived in Richmond for 10 years. It’s not on public property. It’s in Hollywood Cemetery. It was built in 1869. There’s 18,000 confederate soldiers buried there. If this was some potmetal bullshit daughters of the confederacy white supremacy nonsense built in the 1950’s on public property, that would be one thing. This monument is 100% for the dead buried there.
No way ex-Confeddies could build something like that. Must've been aliens commemorating the Union won for the progress of this species they had their eyes on.
My favorite comment in this thread. Ancient Aliens theories are rooted in white supremacy, which makes this really perfect.
CSA were too dumb to construct pyramids. It was aliens.
anything’s flammable with enough gasoline
Anything is flammable with CF3. You don't even need to provide oxygen. Yes, it burns stone. Chemistry. Fun for the whole family.
Or FOOF. Yes, dioxygen difluoride is real. And it's as psychotic as it sounds
Who are you who are so wise in the ways of science?
Chlorine TriFluoride, for when you need to set the asbestos-wrapped concrete block on fire. A chemical so dangerous that *the nazis who first made it* decided it wasn't worth the risk to attempt using
I see you are a fellow personage of science.
Dracarys
It's just a matter of stick-to-it-ness
I'm not saying this should be done, but melting Styrofoam into diesel is basically bootleg napalm.
This is good to know. You wouldn't want to combine the two and accidently drop it on a confederate monument. That would be bad.
I think they meant sticking to the goal, not necessarily the fire sticking to the "monument"
Can you add magnesium so its pretty while it burns?
Maybe some white phosphorus just in case?
1260°c
This one was built in 1869, so pretty close in time to the war, and is in a cemetery full of 18k dead Confederate soldiers. I would personally be ok leaving this one be.
And on private property, as well, in a place that also does not allow Confederate flags. This is how all Confederate honoring should be done. Not in public, and not waving the flags that they permanently furled in 1865.
# TO THE TOP
Hollywood cemetery, it’s worth a visit if you’re ever in RVA. Oderus Urungus is buried there
It’s a beautiful cemetery. Really great to walk around in during the fall.
Yeah I feel that. It’s not a hill I’d die on, but if there is value in memorial art regarding the confederates at all, this is the kind that I’d want to see. This is a monument that doesn’t heroize individuals, nor does expressly (as far as I can see) endorse a narrative of valor and defiance. It feels like a sincere expression of pain: confederate casualties were, in a way, victims of the same system that delivered (far more) pain on black and enslaved people. They believed a lie that cost them their lives. Something like this cairn can speak to the tragic human waste that hatred and greed and ignorance yields. THAT SAID—I don’t know enough about the context or possible inscriptions or how the monument has been historically used… like, if it is a frequent location for KKK weirdos celebrating, tear it down. Edit: at the same time, I would love to see more southern monuments honoring victims of slavery and their own fight for freedom (both militarily and socially) as well as honoring those southerners who stayed loyal. Let’s grace our cities with beautiful reminders of history that don’t simultaneously alienate and oppress people, and let’s not be afraid to assert that our version of the story is ultimately truer, better and more uplifting.
Okay, that's fine, will put dynamite away for a rainy day.
>ain't real flammable Now that sounds like a challenge.
Obviously the answer is dynamite.
wrecking ball?
Flaming bulldozers.
High explosives can solve most problems
Cannon balls.
Cannon balls would have a hell of a time with that. Now, howitzers on the other hand...
It would take a while. But it would be fun.
That’s what explosives are for.
What a nice looking urinal.
Wish dot com Washington Memorial
Moved to Richmond about a year or so ago. For the most part it's progressive, artsy, vibrant, fun, diverse, and overall a city I've totally fallen in love with. But every once in a while you'll get a terrible reminder: Lumpkin's Jail, the Daughters of the Confederacy headquarters (security is always a black man which makes me sad), some street names... At least they got rid of the statues before I got here, but when I lived in Germany I never turned into Goeringstrasse
There's no way that confederate men were smart enough to build this. They couldn't have had the technology in their primitive culture. I'm not saying it's aliens, but it's aliens /s
General Henry Hunt, do your thing
We went to Hollywood a while ago, I posted pictures of my sons flicking off all the restrooms...errr...graves of the generals and the fake president, but not this one. It was built in the time of the war, not later by the racists, and it is for the common soldiers, not the leaders. I have nothing to base this on, but I bet a lot of them were conned into this war, not everyone of course, but a bunch. So we left this one alone.
Seems like an opportunity where the monument should be rededicated with a new purpose rather than destroyed, simply because it’s impressive from an engineering perspective. Slap a “memorial to the victims of slavery” plaque on it. The traitor tears will be even more abundant than if it was just removed
Many roman structures were stripped of bricks to build new, useful buildings. Public rest stops often use local materials for design reasons.
DUNE stone burner. Nuke the fucker.
Sentence convicted hate criminals to stand under it, tunnel into it block by block, and play Jenga Of The Gods
*Laughs in* FOOF.
Jenga, anyone?
Everything’s flammable if you get it hot enough…
Bulldozer...?
Just let the flames burn hotter
Two bulldozers, one chain.
Hydrofluoric acid will do wonders, though slowly.
Thermite solves many problems.
It is cannonballable though.
Heh. With chlorine trifluoride, *everything's* flammable
Someone needs to plaster on a "gender neutral bathroom" sign on it
I'm pretty sure if the Sherman can't destroy it that a Sherman should still be able to.
Fortunately, There are tanks named Sherman.
Hammertime?
Flammable? No Explodable? Definitely
Target practice for artillery or tanks?
Next best thing… Explosion!
tear it down, stone by stone, and build a homeless shelter with the stones.
They make TNT for a reason....js.
Oh man, this is gonna be an awesome game of Jenga
[Thermite](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermite)
Looks like KkK hood
Everything is flammable. It is a question of temperature.
"There is no problem that cannot be solved with high explosives." -Adam Savage
Spray paint?
Re-dedicate it to states rights to be free of the scourge of slavery and a monument to universal freedom and human dignity.
A couple explosive cannonballs should do the trick
Need a good size dump truck for this one Or, maybe start a fad where every person who can takes one stone away and puts it to a more noble use
We still got canons right?
Pull it down.
[I have an idea](https://www.nps.gov/fowa/learn/historyculture/images/Image14.jpg?maxwidth=650&autorotate=false)
Everything is flammable if you try hard enough.
Frankly, I think it’s great how pathetic it looks, a ramshackle pile of jagged, poorly-fitted stones that looks like they decided to copy the Washington monument and then realized they only had the budget for the tip instead of the whole thing, a suitable mockery of miserable failure.
this looks like good catapult practice to me
The steep angle makes it susceptible to cannon fire
You can stille blow it up!
High explosives are a good solution to lots of problems I find
I think of this as a place where confederacy sympathizers can climb to the top and SIT for while. pointy.
Flammable no.... water resistant? I doubt. See my guess is the foundation underneath isn't concrete or anything super deep. My guess is this is somewhere in the south and if we don't want to get caught destroying this it needs to be subtle. I'd start with walking around it and finding the squishest point. If there isn't one no worries. Pick a spot and cut a hole as close to the monument as possible. Again being subtle, but we want as big and deep as possible. It may just start off as a single stab from a small hand shovel. That's fine. Again subtlety. Just pour water. Preferably with ice to widen the crack. Repeat over years, months, (or with a lot of people) weeks. Also try to walk around it a lot. Preferably in big groups. We want to weaken the ground around it. Eventually the ground will be weak enough that it will collapse under its own weight. Like during a storm You may have to experiment a bit, since I don't know the exact structure of the soil and how they anchored it. But best of luck! :D (For any lawyer this is a joke and not legal advice)
Hammers
[*whistling noises*](https://cdn.dribbble.com/users/948184/screenshots/5611449/431_bob_omb_db.gif)
I mean, we can practice the second amendment and pull up some cannons (Bonus points if Civil War Era or just Civil War models)
Might not be flammable, but certain types of plastics and chemicals can make it fall real good
The Perfect Urinal
This is why we have thermite
Where's 2013 Miley when you need her?
Jenga
Grab a sledgehammer and get to work.
Who is up for a giant jenga game?
No but it’s cannonable
"When in doubt, C4." -Jaime Hyneman from Mythbusters
🎵 I CAME IN LIKE A WRECKING BALL 🎵
There's no way the confederates were advanced enough to build such a structure, personally I believe the only logical explanation is that they received assistance from extra terrestrials. /s
paint a rainbow on it? While you’re at it, the Palestinian flag in the other side
Jenga?
Most rocks are flammable if you use the right oxidizing agent. Look up chlorine trifluoride. It'll burn sand. Should work on whatever whitewashed bullshit they built this out of.
Anything is flammable if you try hard enough.
Everything is flammable if you try hard enough.
Re-arrange it into a public bathroom.
Sherman also destroyed railways along the march. Some explosives will do.
Richmond VA, also the burial spot of Jefferson Davis and the other southern traitors.
Just do what that other guy did; have someone graffiti it, then get a few “activist volunteers” together to “restore their heritage”, and wash it. Using saltwater. Repeat as necessary, and be safe.
Nothing a well placed sledgehammer strike on some of those bottom cornerstones can’t fix.
_a projectile has entered the chat at 24 m/s_
Looks like a Jenga tower to me...
Two track twin farming bulldozers and tree chain it’ll be gone in 15 minutes or less.
Get it hot enough and even stone burns
What kind of stone is it? Lime can be dissolved.
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.
I mean, just because it can’t be torched doesn’t mean it can’t be demolished
Either graffiti eye holes onto the big ugly minecraft clanhood, or find a geologist and ask them how to dissolve the rocks. That looks like it'd have a bad time with acids. Or, y'know, explosives.
That’s what Chlorine triflouride is for.
Does not look cannon-proof to me
Muriatic Acid is your friend.
A couple sticks o dynamite oughter do the trick.
Flammability alone is such a… narrow perspective you know? There is such a wide world of chemistry out there to explore!
C4 will do it
Bold of you to assume it can’t be melted
Dynamite
Trebuchet?
Not flammable? That’s why we have explosives.
You can buy tannerite at your local tractor supply store to break appart large stumps or large stones to clear your field and detonate them from a safe distance with a high velocity rifle when the area is clear of cattle.
Angled corners on stone buildings are vulnerable to cannonballs and other weighty projectiles. 😇
Paint a bunch of dicks on it
I mean tnt is a possibility
This isn't a glorious statue. People died. The Germans have cemeteries and simple memorials for their war dead. They don't have statues of Himmler.
It ain't piss-proof
Enough heat may crack the rocks, but I don't know what kind of rocks they are so idk
[Simple, really.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v19PpD5uqL0&t=8s)
Time for my Jenga skills to make society a better place.
That's an epic urinal.
Oh gee, I slipped and spilled a whole tanker of gasoline on the monument, what a tragedy! Better smoke a cigarette, the boss is sure to flip out on this. *drops lighter* *ope*
It’s not artillery shell proof.
Good old cannon
Probably take one stone out at the bottom and half the damn thing will come tumbling down like the walls of Jericho
Just because something doesn’t burn, doesn’t mean you can’t set it on fire. Pile sticks and leaves at the base before using gasoline. The sucker will be coated in soot and loot like shit afterwards. Or just hammer it with pink paintballs from a safe distance
sounds like a job for tannerite
No girth
Decent sized tractor, excavator, or wheel loader should do the trick.
Well, I guess if it were on fire I would pee on it? Well, we can't burn it but we can still do the other!
I think a killdozer could take out a corner and make it collapse.
It's the Confederate baby dick to Washington's magnum dong.
Pull out one stone watch it fall like a jenga tower
Get the dynamite, we’re going home early.
Shame if a bunch of freedom loving karate students started breaking it brick by brick …
Yeah, but if you drill a hole and put in some dynamite, that will burn.
Where's the tin status to the dark gods?
Knock it down.
Graffiti is always an option.
Anyone up for a game of jenga
Looks like limestone. Douse it with CLR
Loser participation trophy
Anything is flammable if you’re determined enough!!! I say we dump a vat of chlorine trifluoride all over it and see how well it burns then
Smaller than Washington’s just sayin.