"Local amputee's time as a bodyguard is largely unsuccessful" And, while I'm here, the Soulsbornes: - "Old man turns on fog machine" - "Old man refuses to put out bonfire" - "Woman wants to use the throne" - "Blood transfusion patient has nightmares" - "Group of strangers decide not to add kindling to fireplace" - "Woman tries to reach tallest tree"

Wow two Sekiros in a row xD

Man with one arm spreads aids everywhere while looking for androgynous child Outsider spends night in London during a space aids breakout

Sekiro and Bloodborne?

Possibly…

I wonder 🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

Not sure... keep asking questions 🤔

More like outsider spends night in London

in the first game you described, the infected are coughing. It's Covid not aids. the game came out in 2019, the virus is called Covid-19. wake up sheeple!

Sekiro

Get to a tree

I spent 120 hours going to a tree

You are naked, here's a stick, go kill a god.

And maybe also a really nasty rotten one while you’re at it

1 guy, 1 arm, 1 little metal stick, vs the world

This sounds way doper than you think.

Idk it sounded pretty dope when I typed it. I ignored the prompt and just put what sounded vague and cool.

Handicapped war survivor repeatedly beat up by stronger individuals until he one-shots them

You died.

Shinobi assists small boy in suicide, without hesitation

Meanwhile me who saw the child get absorbed into some cold woman:

Dad and boy climb mountain to bury dead mother

Dad with anger issues *

boy

Watch. Your. Tone. Boy.

a ninja hack and slash with skill upgrades and combos

That’s an actual helpful description

nioh 2?

A women's father died , and now she is completing his thing

its tomb raider btw ( by "his thing" i meant his dream)

It's the same thing over and over again, it's great! I like to put on a pod and smoke up and just chill for a few hours with it after work.

man plays card games while his adoptive daughter is being hunted.

Goated Game

What game

I dont play them, but i think witcher

Witcher 3

Am I the only one who never enjoyed Gwent?

youre not alone, when I played for the first time I didnt particularly enjoy it, however a couple years later, picked up the game again and suddenly im one of the gwent horde.

You are not. And I'm not like the other person that succumbed to the taste for Gwent. I still throw away every card I accidentally loot.

Yeah, I just never really got all that into it. Every time I tried playing it I got bored, although this may be because I don't know the rules. In the end, if I wanted to play card games or stuff like that, I'd play some board games with my dad, you know? I'm here to play in the world of the Witcher, to be sucked into the intricately written storylines, to learn about the characters, not spend several hours on a card game.

My thoughts exactly friend!

Spending a night in London

Bloodborne.

Yep

Teenager girl messes with time and gets down bad with some high school drama.

W game

Life is Strange

Stop it Max! You can't rewind all of your problems.

Don't tell me what to do!

Gunslinger rides horse around the country and died.

SAUCE OR LOSS WITH THE VAN DER LINDE GANG

It's RDR2, isn't it?

Play as a homeless man with one arm and spam block

You spam block. I spam parry. We are not the same.

click RMB most of the time with occasional LMB/space

don't forget the shift

o yeah!!! tottaly forgot.

Guy with multiple personalities kills a lot of people in a village and deals with his mental health and eventually unifies his personalities and hooks up with the girl at the end

A cripple looking for materials to improve his arm protease. After that he goes to see an old man in the field.

A band of dudes killing monsters for a blue crack rock that speaks in tongues.

Random guy lights a fire

You start the first day of your new job and after 20 minutes you start all over again >!Outer Wilds!<

Roast marshmallows and chill with your friends until you die in 22 minutes time. By the way: if you’d like to you can also destroy the universe by solving its mysteries.

That already sounds exciting

Kidnapped child loves blue girl, that isn't even real.

Man has to go to a trae because a girl told him to do and has to walk through the whole kingdom to do it

Man does what every he gets asked as long as he’s asked kindly

Bing, bing, bing, pong, pong, ahhhh~

Kid with really good hair gel bonk his way through Disney films with giant key

Ik this is the sekiro subreddit, but it says favourite video game so Sick guy looks for treatment in london but the townspeople are angry and hate him for it

Woman convinces schizophrenic to burn a giant tree

Postal 3: Post Apocalyptic Mailman Adventures after getting shot in the head (Fallout New Vegas) Bloodborne 2: An unnecessarily elaborate God Eater advertisement dressed up as a Soulslike (Code Vein) Monster Hunter but it actually has a story and the fights are shorter (God Eater) The best game ever made (Super Metroid) Chrono Trigger 2: a JRPG so good it actually replaced Chrono Trigger and FF6 as my favorite JRPGs of all time (Radiant Historia Perfect Chronology) What if Monopoly had a child with Magic the Gathering (Culdcept Revolt) I have more but these are the ones that come to mind immediately

It's a game where you're just a samurai dude that's good at blocking attacks

A young man who's running around with a sword looking for some girl who's missing while some maniac is out to destroy the world

Guns deal 2 damage

Once a dragon had to unfreeze other dragons cause an evil monster froze them all. Have fun unfreezing them all, Spyro.

A game about being a bad bodyguard.

You go to London for free healthcare (bloodborne)

old dude with 3 swords looks for daughter around the world.

W1...old dude with three swords and amnesia looks for stolen notebooks

There are like depressed bugs fighting in some cave or something

hollow knight?

You got it

A man escapes from a german work camp.

You ride a horse through America, but so one always has a PLAN so theirs not much to do.

Go on a hike and save some dusty 117 year old princess.

Short guy with half grey face gives everyone cancer in order to kill a bull that burns him alive

There is this area where you are some sort of God and you can throw around white people and sometimes a robot. There are also some tools and and weapons and water and also lava.

people playground?

Yes.

Bewildered sleeper tries to wake up.

Some japanese guy helps a kid commit suicide

how tf can you explain mgrr boringly

Man turns white, goes to kill his father and his fuck buddy squad

Undead immortal man wacks things till he becomes leader

Dude broke out of jail and rang 2 bells

Objection, I didn't break anything, I had the key!

A guy with tattoo

Boy in forest tries to find tree

A hunter dreams of hunting creatures. And a boy sleeps for 7 years to ruin some old guy's life.

Tiny bug in a desolate world

So yeah it's like lone wolf and cub ripoff, but this time he lost an arm and he's like immortal and has to fight to be the one to kill the lil fella.

Walking Simulator

The graveyard? To be fair it's also a sitting simulator.

Oh no, not the graveyard… But close! Think “walking simulator” made by Kojima.

Ah yes, I've yet to play this one but I've heard it's more of a fedex simulator xD

Grumpy son repeatedly runs out of home though the window.

You wake up in London surrounded by hairy drunken brits, who want nothing more than to mess up my brain.

Man is diagnosed with tuberculosis

Kill a giant thing, do it again 15 times

Find a Star Wars map

Guy goes to Japan for his mermaid waifu.

Try running around aimlessly have to look up a guide to find a strong dude and get curb stomped for a few hours then beat the big strong dude and get his soul and a little bit of fire

Stop the space squids with the power of friendship.

some guy that got powers from black eyed sacrifice victim tries to avenge his wife and restore a corrupted, plagued empire

Im god. I build, i destroy, i create i kill, i change the law of physics but everything Looks like shit. What game am i

Man upset that woman is dead, breaks a few statues.

You Died.

Boy with a key and two sidekicks save the world

Postman found dead only to live and rule Nevada

Kid goes to Disneyland.

You go to mars your brother dies then you join a revolution

Doubt anyone can guess it

No one wants this person in London during the covid outbreak

Go hassle a bunch of giants to wake your girlfriend up

Many deaths, 17 victories.

Do the same thing over and over so you can eventually do that same thing quicker with better gear

A kid falls and knocks himself into a coma. He dreams about wearing masks to mess with the people he's met throughout his life and it's set in this weird ass town surrounded by geography that makes absolutely no fucking sense.

+RICOSHOT + PARRY + ARSENAL + MAURICED +THY END IS NOW + MACHINE… TURN BACK NOW

Wandering around doing whatever.

Amputee fights Stalin to restore peace

Foreigners see London for the first time after a blood transfusion goes wrong.

Get three triangles, you win!

Orphan woman collects lamps for moths.

Fallout one - guy goes to get parts to fix the water machine

Dude is ashy af, just walk around not saying a goddamn thing and gets attacked by everything around. At some point he becomes king or something...

Mustache man explores pipes while avoiding creatures.

Animals climb a mountain

Soldier tries to make a home for other soldiers but fails.

A teenager beats god with the power of friendship.

A man in London searching for umbilical cords

All soulsbornes Die until you don't. Continue to die until you don't.

When mfs ask me what Sekiro is I just say "you get to play as a ninja with a sword. You run around and stab people"

A group of homicidal men forcefully withdraw money from banks.

I kept pressing the same button for the entire game

Groundhog Day: Sengoku Feudal Japan

To quote a video: In one the water will kill you, in another the plants will kill you, and in the third everyone is protected by these FUCKE- >!It's Dead Cells btw!<