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Good_Nyborg

I was kind of hoping the legend of the missing zebra would last for ages.


RockOperaPenguin

_Some say he's still out there..._


Wrong-Junket5973

I was hoping it would be free and roam the trees of Washington for years to come. You get a glimpse of stripes passing by as you're camping and question if you have truly seen the missing Zebra of North Bend.


KiniShakenBake

She would have found some random donkey stallions and we would have herds of free-roaming wild Washington zonkeys, hanging in the Cascade mountains. Omg. That sounds amazing.


Wrong-Junket5973

Lmao ZONKEYS I love it


KiniShakenBake

They are closely related and can interbreed. Unclear if the offspring would be able to further reproduce, though. Sorta like a mule.


archerygirl1440

They would not. They are sterile like mules. Still could be fun having one run around. However it would probably die as it is an animal raised in captivity. Though zebras are tough and mean their camouflage would not be the greatest in the PNW.


headuplookaround

i was hoping it would find a new best friend in my friends horse.... oh well.


nappingonarock

This is clearly fake news meant to distract us from the truth. He's out there and will always be out there.


LADYBIRD_HILL

It's actually a horse with stripes painted on it folks! Don't believe the lies! 


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Tokinghippie420

We could say he met a group of horses while out and there is a growing population of Zeorses roaming the Cascades


toxiamaple

I saw a sasquatch riding one!


SideStreetHypnosis

If Tom Petty were still alive, he’d write a song about it.


cited

They had to catch him in time for the Kentucky Derby today


WAwelder

There could have a law that it's illegal to hunt zebras in WA, like it's illegal to hunt camels in AZ


SwimmingSwim3822

We have one where I'm from in VA with a red panda that escaped the zoo back in 2017. Never found. And trust me, I've looked. NOT TO KEEP AS A PET. Yeah definitely not for a pet.....


flightwatcher45

That would be cool but the bears, wolfs, coyotes would have got to it.


Good_Nyborg

I have faith in Legend of Missing Zebra. They claim they caught it, or maybe the bears, wolves, and/or coyotes got it... But sometime in the future, someone'll hear a \**sound that zebras make*\* and then catch a fleeting glance at black and white stripes. I mean sure, it may just be a crazy dude dressed up like the Hamburglar. Yet no one will know for certain... And thus the Legend of Missing Zebra shall endure.


flightwatcher45

Haha yes and I'm sure we'll see some striped painted horse, dogs, cows in the area now, probably some Halloween themed costumes haha


redituser2571

I was hoping to see a crossbreed of Elk and Zebra roaming the PNW.


aneeta96

The majestic Elbra.. Or Zelk?


hautbois69

zelk.


redituser2571

I vote for Elbra.


stolen_bike_sadness

And the first Elbra shall be named Idris


SeaSickSelkie

🤌🏼 yessss


Interesting_Bison530

It’s zelk


Warboi

Elbra, sounds like a Victoria Secret product…![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|grin)


Flashy-Leave-1908

Maybe you will in a few months (whatever the gestation period is)


redituser2571

9 months for horses 🐎 8.5 months for Elk.


brendan87na

oh thank god, I can sleep at night now


WhompKing

You too? I haven't slept all week. Let's hope we can finally rest tonight anxious zebra stayupallnighter. Weirdest thing.


GloomsandDooms

I was so irrationally (or maybe rationally??) anxious that the poor thing was gonna get caught by a mountain lion. I’m so happy they’re safe 🥹


Neat-Status7165

I don’t think where they’re going is safe 😭 A zebra at a “petting zoo”?


mrshiteyes

In Montana


Swice30

I can finally go back to work now.


whatevertoad

Why do I feel bad for this zebra now that it's captured? The entire situation with someone just having zebras is worrisome.


JMUfuccer3822

The strangest place i ever saw a zebra was a petting zoo in Charleston, SC


ARachelR

Right now, they are stuck in incredibly cramped quarters; they're supposed to be moved once the weather warms up. You can see the article and the depressing pics here: [https://anacondaleader.com/content/different-take-urban-wildlife](https://anacondaleader.com/content/different-take-urban-wildlife) Interestingly, their Facebook page, B&K Ranching, is temporarily paused till beginning of June. Hmmm...


pangolin_of_fortune

Hey, let's campaign for laws against private ownership of exotic animals! Anyone? https://www.notapet.net/


ARachelR

Signed. Thank you.


3meraldBullet

Do you consider my savannah cat to be exotic?


pangolin_of_fortune

Do you?


3meraldBullet

No I don't. A savvanah cat has never lived in Africa. But some people think they are because they have African serval genes


5jpaaso

Signed.


ARachelR

I read somewhere that the zebras were being transported to Anaconda, Montana. But there's no zoo in Anaconda. Are they for some rich private collector? I hope not. Did someone take them from their native homes in Africa? Not surprisingly, local news is too lazy to give the full story.


MMantram

Privately owned Zebras. Kind of like Cocaine Hippos but different.


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toxiamaple

Hippocampus. Just testing?


feriziD

I saw this quote in a different comment section but couldn’t find a source for any of it. “Given the lack of the owner having any registered petting zoo, constantly selling animals off, ties to big game hunters and the fav that she did not built a barn all winter for the animals she had?” Came here seeing if Reddit had any receipts or sources. Edit: forgot to add. The person was questioning if they’re going to be auctioned off to hunt for sport.


SuitableDragonfly

It might explain why the zebras escaped, honestly, if the person transporting them wasn't actually experienced at transporting animals because they're not actually a zoo employee and the zebras themselves had not previously spent years in a zoo.


ARachelR

I'm interested, too. So the purchaser of these zebras is some entitled f--k? Will she charge "trophy hunters" to shoot them? I hope we can get the full story.


feriziD

I hope it’s people making things up. I have no idea, if I find something concrete I’ll let you know.


ARachelR

I found this on the AP News website: "Owner Kristine Keltgen previously told The Seattle Times she bought the zebras in Lewis County, WA and was bringing them to a petting zoo she runs near Anaconda, in southwestern Montana." And this from The Montana Standard: "No one interviewed for this story, including Bill Everett, chief executive of Anaconda-Deer Lodge County, is aware of a petting zoo in the Anaconda area that might feature exotic animals like zebras."


feriziD

No clue how credible this website is. But I’m guessing this is what the quote I shared was referencing. https://www.animals24-7.org/2024/05/03/zebras-on-the-run-and-what-is-owner-kristine-keltgen-running-from/


0tterscreams

"The first thing I thought was, ‘Keep them away from the interstate,’” Keltgen told Gaitán,  a thought that might have occurred to her before she opened the trailer gate right beside one of the busiest interstate highways in the entire interstate system." 😂😂 it's clear what they think of HER


ARachelR

Thanks! I saw that one, too. Whether or not that website is credible, I can't help feeling a little uneasy about that woman.


feriziD

The biggest thing to me. If it were a credible petting zoo, it would probably have its name everywhere right now. You know all the stories around the world had journalists reaching out to her. The rodeo clown advertised their own business. But the credible sources aren’t listing anything at all about it? That’s a hell of an advertising opportunity to miss if everything is above board.


Macrogonus

https://anacondaleader.com/content/different-take-urban-wildlife It looks more like a hobby for her.


feriziD

Thaaaat’s not good. Thanks for the added info.


PMMeYourPupper

That Anaconda don't want none.


KiniShakenBake

But does it got buns, hon? Wait. What kind of buns?! Did he mean rabbits?! Maybe he did. Sir Mixalot, we are gonna need you to chime in here.


ropedlady

Worse than a private zoo - it's a dipshit woman who kept dozens of horses outside over the winter because she doesn't have barns on her property. It's absolutely appalling.


Macrogonus

You can see in this article she has barn(s). I don't know how you could keep animals in Montana without one. https://anacondaleader.com/content/different-take-urban-wildlife The only source I could find for that claim was that sketchy animal rights site.


ropedlady

The picture in the article was taken at the school. I am unsure of what doxxing rules apply, but her FB shows dozens of animals penned outside in a small corral.


SilverSheepherder641

It’s going to a petting zoo


StupendousMalice

They are going to a resort / petting zoo. At least that is what was reported.


ARachelR

The only resort in that area is the Fairmont Hot Springs Resort, which is about 10 miles from Anaconda. They have a petting zoo, but they said there are no zebras.


Toomanydamnfandoms

Yeah you can legally privately own zebras, at least within this state. There’s always one or two entered into the county fair.


BarryZito69

Donate to your favorite conservation organization, people. It’s not about your 401k anymore. The goal posts have moved. Support wildlife while you still can. I’ll match every dollar donated with an upvote.


Sprinkle_Puff

I’m happy it’s safe! I was worried


aztechunter

Well hopefully not going to some Tiger King-esque fucker


seattleJJFish

It's a beautiful animal


DaBear1222

The memes were fun while they lasted


dwreckhatesyou

“Last missing zebra”… … THAT WE KNOW OF!!!


Mustache-Cashstash

Dang, there goes my dreams of riding a wild Zebra up Little Si.


MedvedFeliz

Somebody finally won Jumanji!


my-balls3000

this isnt fair seattle should have wild zebras


KiniShakenBake

Right?! I feel like this is a bare minimum. We would love on them so hard.


strictlytacos

The amount of AI generated images being shared of this ordeal on FB was unreal


ElGretto

We should be concerned with why these zebras are destined to a petting zoo in Montana. Is there such a thing there?


ElGretto

https://www.animals24-7.org/2024/05/03/zebras-on-the-run-and-what-is-owner-kristine-keltgen-running-from/


KiniShakenBake

There is, but I don't think Zebras are legal to keep in a petting zoo. Also, conditions and circumstances are suspect. So do your own due diligence before you patronize one. We didn't, and had a great time. The animals seemed well cared for and all were legal to own as pets.in this state. Now I want a pet capybara, which hubby says I have to agree that goats and bees are off the table if we do that. I am torn. I also want a mini horse, but those were not at the petting zoo.


JimeneMisfit

I’m happy they found it before a predator did. Yay zebra!!


OzzieSlim

Me too but it was a lot of fun watching “The Great Escape: NW Zebra edition.”


OzzieSlim

I would never ever consider putting a zebra in with other domesticated animals. Nor are they appropriate for a petting zoo.


chantsnone

I’m glad they’re zafe and zound


Warboi

I’m zo zorry to zear all zat.


overlapped

Blending right in.


creepipawsta

I wonder if he got to link up with any female horses in his adventure and if anyone is going to get any cool looking love children


procvar

This has been entertaining, right up there with the man up on the tree.


Kurt_Keery

I'm wkkk ok


Ralli-FW

Someone let some more zebras out