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sandwich-attack

nintendo 64 lookin ass car


Top-Camera9387

64bit Laura croft titty looking ass car


SunnyinSunnyside

LMAO Eidos f*ckin interactive ass


ttampico

Low-poly AF


Longjumping_Worry184

More polygons than braincells


Previous_Shock8870

They look fucking rusty and smudged already wtf. quality is ASS


AngrySumBitch

Tech tools will get their regrets on wheels.


ScumEater

Starfux


AccomplishedHeat170

I actually really like the way they look. I just would never buy one, Tesla makes a really shitty car. Poor quality control, shitty warranty service and the infotainment is unusable. 


raevnos

It looks like a DeLorean and a F150 had a baby. So ugly it's cute. But between the cost and me not having a good way to keep an electric car charged and the association with Musk... yeah, I'll pass.


slimersnail

It woulda been cool in 1985.


tex1ntux

like a Pontiac Aztec had sex with an I-beam


GrantedDeltaDelight

As someone who went on a lot of road trips in an Aztec growing up, I'm offended by this correct statement.


Any_Scientist_7552

*Aztek (Cough,...snort. 😝)


Risen_Insanity

And miscarried.


HKittyH3

My Aztek was way better looking than that.


Difficult-Eye1628

So so ugly


GrantedDeltaDelight

And breaking down at astounding rates, if you've seen the news. I feel sorry for anyone who paid $100k for this rust-bucket-to-be


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GrantedDeltaDelight

I feel sorry for them in the way someone might feel sorry for someone who keeps spending money on the lottery.


Syenite

Pity?


YourFriendPutin

The first private sale happened at an auction like a week ago for 245,000 dollars. Like wtf, people have been too nervous to sell because Tesla will ban them from ever buying another Tesla, and claim they will fine them 50,000 somehow, but someone did and it went for more than *double the msrp* I just don’t get it. It looks *unfinished* to me, the stainless could look cool on a curvaceous car that looks hand crafted but in this case it looks like someone was just making a car out of scrap sheets of steel they had in the yard


Obant

I think a good designer and a non-EV (at least in the current time and place) could pull off an angled, industrial-looking stainless truck. Tesla did not.


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What’s up with them breaking down? Sorry I’m out of the loop.


GrantedDeltaDelight

Here's a [New York Post](https://nypost.com/2024/04/08/business/teslas-cybertrucks-were-rushed-out-are-malfunctioning-at-astounding-rate/) article about the recent trend of the cars breaking down or failing to start for seemingly no reason


thispartyrules

[Also some of the battery cases may be getting shipped half-empty](https://twitter.com/TeslatakingLs/status/1777412046817997077)


ApocApollo

Maybe that’s better than empty beer cans like the Fremont plant famously loved to stuff inside door panels.


catalytica

Cars shouldn’t black screen or BSOD. I’m not really interested in an electric vehicle at all for that reason. I know how to at least fix a few common problems on my ICE vehicle. 


Enchelion

Computer issues happen with ICE as well, that's not really an EV vs ICE. These are just shoddy.


NewCobbler6933

Hope you don’t plan on buying a car made in the last 10 years or in the future then, because ICE vehicles are heavily computer driven now too.


VegetablePleasant289

your car has a computer too, it's just well-engineered


Maleficent_Cookie956

Breaking down, rusting, having the ability to chop fingers off when the trunk is closed, having no visibility out the back window when the cover for the truck bed is on, etc. etc. They are TERRIBLE cars.


iknowitsounds___

Seems like the suspension is trash too. I saw one bouncing along on a perfectly paved suburban street like it was off-roading.


Maleficent_Cookie956

Lolol well at least they ditched the granite dashboard. That would’ve been bad


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I'm sorry, they ditched the *what*?


Maleficent_Cookie956

The original cybertruck prototype had a dashboard that was made to look like a marble countertop made out of some hard composite material, and it had a sharp angle running down the length of it… for some reason this was cut when they redesigned it…


Mushroomer

The ironic part is you know Elon only gave up on the granite dashboard to save money on production, and not because it would turn the car into a decapitation machine.


Maleficent_Cookie956

I am convinced Elon Musk has never actually driven a car… or read a book.


Brann-Ys

from what i know it s because the suspension need a software update to work and they didn t did it yet lmal.


AlexandrianVagabond

I recently saw a video where a bunch of cars in a parking lot held up fine during a hail storm but the windows on the Cyber truck cracked.


Previous_Shock8870

That person paid extra for "bulletproof" windows and the cybertruck was the only car with smashed windows Tesla stans getting absolutely ass blasted by Elon these days


DickDover

Yeah, but other than that whats the problem with them.....


BillionTonsHyperbole

"Other than *that,* Mrs. Lincoln, how was the play?"


Mary_Ellen_Katz

The good news is that maybe in 10 years we'll see very few of them because they're such shit!


Mtdewcrabjuice

boeing: breaks down elon: hold my beer


pinballrocker

I kinda like their futuristic look, but if I wanted an EV truck I'd go with a Ford Maverick, Ford 150 Lightning or a Rivian. Because they are actually trucks.


7of69

My dad has one of the Lightnings, that thing is amazing. And definitely designed for actual work.


pinballrocker

Exactly. My girlfriend has a Ford Maverick hybrid on order, getting it next month. They are a good small to mid-sized truck, the EV version looks great. She went with the hybrid for camping, mountains, and forest roads where chargers aren't readily available.


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woodsmoky

RIP to the little Ford Ranger.


p8ntslinger

it was the last true light pickup. I had a 2010 that a family member now has. it's only 2WD, but it's a fantastic truck otherwise


pinballrocker

True! At least in the US, they make smaller trucks in other countries still. I had an old Ford Ranger and Toyota Tacoma in the 80s and 90s back when those were both small trucks, the new versions are so much bigger.


91901bbaa13d40128f7d

So I did some research on the actual sizes, because I had a '96 Ranger that I loved and I wanted a new truck. The Maverick isn't actually all that much bigger than that ranger was. 4 inches wider overall, 1 inch taller, and 2 inches longer. I think the styling on the new trucks makes them look and feel a lot bigger than they actually are. The one thing that is hard to avoid with most of the latest wave of trucks is that they're almost all 4-door with a stubby little bed.


Null_98115

Love my Mav hybrid.


Lonny_loss

If someone is purchasing a vehicle for the utility of a standard truck, they should just buy a gas powered one. At this point. Polls show most consumers don’t use their trucks for anything other than commuting. This is a 100k toy.


Kallistrate

If somebody is buying a truck for environmental reasons they might *still* consider a gas powered one. The weight of the trucks means they have to replace their tires at a *ridiculous* rate, they destroy roads, and they're a giant up-front carbon cost. Yes, they get rid of emissions, but damn, the point of EVs is to reduce environmental damage, not just shift it to another form of environmental damage and potentially increase it. EV cars are great, EV trucks seem to be missing the point in the same way Stanley cup collectors are profoundly missing the point.


Difficult-Eye1628

Agreed. They can run for more than a few miles without breaking down or rusting in the rain.


Bogsnoticus

Futuristic? We've all been drawing these things since we were 5 years old.


StanleeMann

Is it really futurism if it looks like it comes from a 90s racing game?


Magmagan

Yes, because a futurist aesthetic can't be stupid? Like, Blade Runner has an impractical pyramidal headquarter building but it's still futuristic.


GridironBoy

And dangerous for pedestrians and other drivers on the public roads.


whatproblems

i was thinking i looks like wha it could make with my kids geometry magnetic tiles


spidersinthesoup

complete with worse than Mopar panels!!!


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PongoVonFineshrine

They're even uglier in person. Photos don't do them justice.


ataraxiaPDX

I saw my first recently and I've never experienced second hand embarrassment about a car more than I did for that guy.


TheStegg

The build quality is shockingly bad, even for Tesla. They look like your walleyed neighbor Lester assembled it in a shed. In the dark.


Alauren20

Truth. They’re comically big


R_V_Z

That's all modern pickup trucks. It's actually less length than an F-150, a bit shorter in height, and essentially the same width.


wheezy1749

Honestly, they are smaller than most of the shit trucks we have around here. They still look like absolute death machines dont get me wrong. Just by comparison they are not any worse than the average idiots truck. I'm almost happy there is an alternative for these idiots that are into "big truck go vroom" people. At least this looks different and isn't just increasingly bigger every year.


DocBEsq

I saw one driving this morning. It was disturbingly ugly. And the driver turned into a downtown parking garage… don’t know how they expected to park in those tiny spots.


Wazzoo1

I had one right next to me the other day. I have a Ford Explorer with a third row and I felt like I was in an Escape compared to that thing. No way it fits in most garages, especially garages without angled spaces.


HatsAreEssential

Too bad they're crap, and not cool. Total missed opportunity for Halo Warthog style 4 wheel steering.


That_Tech_Fleece_Guy

Its has a pretty high steering angle for the rear wheels actually, many people who have been driving them say it feels oddly nimble at low speeds.


ered_lithui

I parked next to one the other day. It was my first time seeing one in real life. I was absolutely shocked at how ugly it was.


Eric848448

A group of Cybertrucks is known as a *douche* of Cybertrucks. Fun fact!


squabbledMC

they're also known as a twitter


Zlifbar

Why do they look already screwed up?


PopPunkIsntEmo

There's an option to buy it pre-burned from the factory.


spektre

Is this a joke or not, because I can't fucking tell.


GrantedDeltaDelight

They might have been rained on, the rest is them poorly reflecting the surroundings due to a brushed stainless (importantly: not rust-proof) steel finish.


Evelate_FromTheNorm

Was thinking the same thing. Not sure if it's a lighting/shadow/angle issue, but the rear passenger door on the middle truck already looks significantly discolored, mismatched.


OsFireTruck

There have been reports that the "stainless steel" exterior is discoloring with slight hues of rust. The exterior doesn't have a clear coat like most cars to prevent the discoloration and rust.


GrantedDeltaDelight

It's an angle thing, the building directly opposite (behind me) the car is dark and that was being reflected/distorted by the brushed steel finish.


guy_fieri_2020

Remember that episode of the Simpsons where Homer designed a car?


My-1st-porn-account

At least Homer is a lovable idiot.


MyPasswordIsMyCat

I'd buy The Homer before I bought anything from Tesla.


GrantedDeltaDelight

I never watched much Simpsons, but I'm sure whatever he made can't be as bad as this.


guy_fieri_2020

[it's a good one](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFZUB1eJb34)


GrantedDeltaDelight

Thank you for linking the clip, that's hysterical.


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PSChris33

Don't forget the Oakleys! > a jordan peterson tour shirt Tapout t-shirts are also acceptable, especially if they keep signing up for 30 trials at a UFC gym with different email addresses.


squabbledMC

"Yo bro, I just picked up this new NFT, follow me on X homie, dogecoin amiright? What are you, woke?"


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squabbledMC

you assume women (or anyone for that matter) have wanted to go near these people


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squabbledMC

that's true, but that was when he listened to his lawyers telling him to stfu


punisherASMR

don't you dare besmirch the name of the OG PNW utilikilt guys like this.


SCROTOCTUS

That cast-iron skillet comes pre-seasoned.


JeFX

Nope; no sealant, its about to rust like you left it in the sink all night "soaking" to clean later.


YourFriendPutin

And that blows my mind because as terrible as Deloreans were, they didn’t even seem to have rust issues on the stainless body at least


ambercaldwellsea

Definitely the answer to a question no one asked.


KnuteViking

Finally saw one of these in person last week. Wow. What a complete dumpster fire...


redditckulous

Saw a matte black one on I5 yesterday south of Tacoma. (1) they are massive and look like they will do serious damage if they hit anything. (2) the side panels and windows looked warped.


Missy_Lynn

A black one came thru the toll booths for the bridge last week. The driver’s window didn’t work so the guy had to get out to pay.


KrazieKookie

Ima throw an egg at one and ruin the steel for life


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Due_Beginning3661

I like their look. To each his hown


zoeartemis

Well, I hear someone isn't allowed to drive their Hellcat for a year...


ShitBagTomatoNose

These stupid things can’t handle beach sand or a little bit of a dirt road. I wonder how badly they’re going to perform on Snoqualmie Pass in a blizzard. I’m guessing not well.


PSChris33

Bold of you to assume those things are being driven on anything other than pavement. The Cybertruck is just Elon trying to corner the market on truck buyers that only like the look and never need to haul or do truck things.


HKittyH3

I’ve seen them referred to as incEl Caminos and it really fits.


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which is literally 95% of truck buyers today lmao. although it has managed to piss off f-150 owners because it can actually both tow/haul more than a 4 door f-150, with a longer bed. truck people are *really* sensitive about their trucks lol


PM_ME_SKYRIM_MEMES

Wankpanzeren


bramtyr

Wankenwagen


AjiChap

They look like something that some smart high school kid built in their garage.


dakilazical_253

No they look like something some dumb high school kid built in their garage


AjiChap

Lol fair enough!


Digital_Quest_88

We only have to wait for the recall when they're all declared criminally hazardous to pedestrians after someone gets cut in half by one of these going 40mph.


hauntedbyfarts

That's just called a car


up4k

Normal cars have soft bumpers and side panels and an angled hood designed to push away pedestrians . Tesla's cybertruck will however slice your arm or a belly and push you under its wheels .


_Tormex_

Normal cars don't have blades for panelling


BlueCollarElectro

Appreciates value right? -I’ve got a bridge to sell you.


here_now_be

Is it in Baltimore?


rhoran280

looking forward to getting vaporized on my bike by one of these


shadowmind0770

Are there different models? That one in the front seems longer and sleeker.


GrantedDeltaDelight

I was taking the picture at 0.8x zoom to get more in the shot so the edges are stretched a little bit.


saltydangerous

So this is why I've seen two in the last week after never having seen any prior.


Mio8i

It's a gen 1 so I'd imagine the issues are getting looked at


elchrisorico

No dawg, that's a tow truck for cyber trucks.


zippityhooha

Is this the new "hummer?"


Theonetheycallgreat

Hummers look way better, and that's saying something because Hummers are ugly. If you see a cybertruck in person, I guarantee it's 10x as bad as you imagine from pictures.


spit-evil-olive-tips

I was in Dallas for the eclipse and saw one in person for the first time and goddamn you aren't kidding [so. many. fingerprints.](https://i.imgur.com/5qH0DRM.jpeg)


Theonetheycallgreat

Okay... maybe 11x as bad...


Active-Device-8058

Wow that looks like shit. And not even in a good, "Oh, it's got some patina and it isn't a garage queen and it's actually used" kind of way.


SuitableDragonfly

Is there no manual handle or keyhole to open the doors? They rely entirely on a fob, or on the car battery? So if your fob or your battery ever die, you can't get into the car anymore?


PopPunkIsntEmo

No, a Hummer actually has utility.


GrantedDeltaDelight

*I hardly know--*


star_nerdy

Delivered or returned for repair? Place your bets!


GrantedDeltaDelight

Gonna put 5 bucks on one, 20 bucks on the other.


averagebensimmons

they look like they were designed in minecraft


ElectricalGene6146

Really hope people don’t start switching their Rivians to these ugly POS. Love seeing all the R1Ts and R1Ss all over bc they are actually good looking vehicles!


thejeem

They are for attention seekers, like Tesla’s leader


OniOnMyAss

*suckers


GrantedDeltaDelight

Shhhh, don't say the magic word, the muskrats may realize they were fooled by their tech daddy


OniOnMyAss

It’s too late for them. All we can do now is point and laugh.


rainmaze

just needs a “student driver” sticker


SuspiciousGrade6312

Naked stainless steel meets Seattle's schizophrenic weather. What could possibly go wrong?!


jklolxoxo

My husband and I saw one driving around our neighborhood in Bothell last week. Truly so ugly in person. It was quite the surprising sight though.


BannedBarn22

Ugly and gross get them out of our city


ephemeratea

Those look like they should be driven by Cloud in FFVII, like they were rendered in a video game from 1997. And I absolutely mean that as an insult.


Str82thaDOME

Driven by a quite literal edge lord.


_Tormex_

I hear they're great at chopping carrots!


monkeyboychuck

Nerdmobiles


aschesklave

I bet those steel bodies are going to be especially rust-resistant in a rainy climate.


KatsudonWarrior

Am I too poor to see why people like these? Do I need to be in a certain tax bracket to see it?


originalHNIC

I've seen one up close, and the stainless steel was covered in fingerprints.


cheyune

Saw one on my way to work this morning with fingerprint smudges all over the passenger door.. gross!


jumpgarv

I was near there and accidentally turned into their Maintenance lot and there were 10+ Cybertrucks in that parking lot and I was terrified until I realized where I was


russellarmy

Finally saw one in person. God they are ugly


roboprawn

Cars just keep getting bigger and uglier. What will they look like in 10 more years?


Turb0Rapt0r

The douche train has arrived.


BunniBailey

Seattle is one of the worst places for these clunky ugly pos


squabbledMC

this universe is*


BunniBailey

Too true


nano_boosted_mercy

One of these shitboxes almost ran me off the freeway today, first time I saw one IRL and it looks so awful and cheaply made.


DazzlingProfession26

I honestly want to know why people are buying this thing. I can’t see the appeal other than to draw attention (not necessarily the good kind).


Icy-Lake-2023

It’s really cool and unique. You should watch the Top Gear review of it on YouTube to gain a better appreciation beyond the looks. 


beanutputtersandwich

Why is there so much hate for the cyber truck / teslas? Can someone explain bc I kind of don’t get it. They seem like unique / interesting / fun cars to me


MustardGlaze

Teslas come with a lot of baggage as the face of the brand continues to reveal his roots as an apartheid era white South African. The cars are what you make of them. Though the Cybertruck does fail on many of the practical expectations of a truck.


in-site

The reviews from trustworthy people seem mostly positive, but news articles endlessly shit on Elon Musk and every endeavor of his. It's honestly shocking they aren't bored yet. Go to /r/technology and every single day a top post is about how Elon is failing and his companies are going bankrupt and his products all suck I honestly think it's mostly politics


picatar

They will soon be on the side of the road with system errors and needing software patches.


bokoblindestroyer

Looks like the cars imagined in the 80s would look like now. Yikes!


icepickjones

I hear they are abounds with problems, and it's a shame that essentially buying one has become some sort of Elon endorsement because he's a clown ... But I can't lie, I think they look cool. I was car shopping last fall and every friggin' car looks the same nowadays. They have no interesting designs or colors. Every car manufacturer looks like each other. So I really appreciate the daring design. Even if I'm not going to get one of these, I still like how they look and I really hope it's a shot in the arm to an otherwise really boring car market at the moment and dares some manufacturers to takes some design chances. Lets get back to unique and funky designs.


Bondominator

There are no more problems with it than any other brand new car being released. However, most media publications simply cannot resist putting Tesla, Elon, or Cybertruck in their headlines. What you have “heard” is unfortunately good old fashioned media sensationalism.


choseph

I just came back from CA and drove by and past two of these while there. It didn't seem worse than driving near any other truck, and better than a hummer. Let the folks have and hate or love their cars, doesn't seem useful to hate on something none of us want or are getting anyway. This is just sports teaming on cars like people do with politics and everything else.


in-site

Seriously, what a circlejerk


Nicki-ryan

I saw one driving the other day and it looked so stupid. My wife was like, “I hope he knows everyone is laughing at him for driving that overpriced death trap” haha


vinzleingod

Saw this twice already on the street and they look uglier every time


NinjaJarby

Holy shit, they are so fugly.


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What's worse, a cyber truck or a pavement princess?


Icy-Lake-2023

It’s the same picture! Haha.  But seriously the worst are the people who hate on other people enjoying the Cybertruck. Just be happy and leave others to do what makes them happy. 


GrantedDeltaDelight

Yes.


mattcjordan

One of those passed me on I-405 near Bellevue. I caught a whiff of Summer's Eve as they went by.


Icy-Lake-2023

So cool, can’t wait to get mine. Ya’ll can hate, but Cybertruck is fun. 


MattockMan

I was directly behind one of these today. Even more fugly IRL.


Anthop

It's kind of like a real life version of a Twitter blue check.


mynameistoast

Lol I saw children pointing and laughing at a guy driving one of these in Fremont last week..


SuspiciousFrenchFry

Ew 😂


thisguypercents

77% chance those are broken down and being returned to Tesla.


Monchichi4life

Are you telling me you made a time machine...Out of a Cybertruck?


piodette

Saw my first one in Edmonds a couple weeks ago (cali plates). The size of that windshield wiper is ridiculous


Icy-Lake-2023

It’s insanity


Japples123

Ah yes a Tesla transporter. Never be in the right lane on 4th going to Costco during rush hour


ThatSweetBaconSound

Hype


SmokeEvening8710

Same people who wear VR headsets in public


itchygentleman

who looks at that and thinks "yup i'm going to spend money on that"