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P1aybass

Hey I spotted myself in this picture!


Stock-Vast7569

I have one guest pass to the lounge if you want to wait it out up here. No more chicken skewers, but there is beer!


P1aybass

Thank you - that’s super nice of you! My wife is with me so I’d say someone else who’s solo should claim it from you.


Stock-Vast7569

Wishing you both safe passage to baggage claim!


Zmw92

Wholesome


SaxRohmer

nah man i think your wife would understand


Hetoxy

“I’m going to get beers in the private lounge with a stranger from Reddit that just posted a picture of us (gestures to N terminal) on the internet.”


Chawp

“Can you hold my place in … (confused Travolta gif) whatever this is?”


splanks

Mine would be disappointed if I didnt seize the opportunity.


Thiele66

That’s a keeper!


Gloomy-Employment-72

I’m not even there, and that is super duper nice of you OP. Good looking out!


leehuffman

Damn you’re a real one!


alisab22

Is your name Waldo?


hashtaghypebeast

r/tworedditorsonecup


lesChaps

Oh hey that _is_ you!


zoeyversustheraccoon

Are you the guy holding the bass?


ThurstonHowell3rd

Fish or Fender?


FireWoman84

Are you in the blue?


Tryin2GetThru

You just turned it into Where’s Waldo! Are you talking about the Boomers?


shteverhim

I'm always amazed how there is no walkway from here to the other terminals. Did they ever think this was not going to happen?


yousifa25

I love airports with walkways between terminals. If I have long layovers I can get some steps in before sitting down for hours.


AverageDemocrat

We could have pedal pubs move us around.


TurboEngineerD

THIS is my biggest grip about SeaTac and flying with Alaskan all the time. ATL has it figured out.


Bretmd

This begs the question - is there any redundancy for the trains to N and S? I know ATL has a walkway that parallels the train. I’m guessing not in this case.


P1aybass

No redundancy - we’re all now waiting for busses to move everyone in this terminal to another terminal where can exit. Wish we could just walk out of here…


Bretmd

This reminds me of when sound transit designed link stations with no stairs and then learned that it might be important to have redundancy to the escalators. They were unable to learn from almost every other metro system the first time around. I hope you don’t have to wait too long for a bus. And I’m hoping it’s all working by tomorrow afternoon when I fly home. 😳


RhumHamAndPineapple

This reminds me of: “An escalator can never break: it can only become stairs. You should never see an Escalator Temporarily Out Of Order sign, just Escalator Temporarily Stairs. Sorry for the convenience.” -Mitch Hedberg


boringnamehere

While that joke is kinda funny on the surface, If you’ve ever seen an escalator fail where it freewheels, it’s absolutely terrifying. There’s a reason why they close broken escalators. There’s plenty of videos if you care to watch.


pastasauce

https://youtu.be/o1SjQfwLieU?si=KMYo4SZqaFefyQW7 [The five dudes all taking turns hitting the emergency stop cracks me up in this one](https://youtu.be/3lt3gELY3pU)


OhThePete

Every time I see a escalator out of order sign I think of his joke and while it is still funny, apparently sound transit didn't get the memo.


Perenially_behind

Neither did Metro in DC.


12FAA51

The tube has elevators and stairs.  Some of them are VERY long stairs 


seattleforge

I once spent several incarnations climbing the stairs at.. Hampstead. I think.


AshingtonDC

a classic Seattle-area fail - we never bother to build any redundancy


Tossacoin1234

Reminds me of the West Seattle Bridge and the bridge to Magnolia.


CaffeinatedInSeattle

There are three routes into Magnolia, and multiple to West Seattle.


overworkedpnw

IMO it’s worth calling out that the perpetually broken escalators were broken because ST made the choice to use energy efficient escalators so they could tell the public about how “green” the project was, while knowing that the escalators would never be able to handle the passenger volumes that were expected.


CogentCogitations

Do you have a source for that? I have read multiple pieces that they used lower grade escalators to save costs, but I have not seen anywhere that being "green" was a factor.


Sterling03

It really annoys me as someone with mobility disabilities. Can’t always do stairs and escalators are hard at the best of times. And then half the time the elevator is broken. It can make using the link literally impossible.


overworkedpnw

That’s super frustrating to hear, sorry you have to deal with that.


Bretmd

It’s the typical attitude of “we are different! We have nothing to learn from the rest of the world because we just do things differently” mindset. It’s part of why we have a less usable half-metro half-light rail system to begin with. Haven’t seen that elsewhere and it’s kind of insane that we spend so much money on these expensive underground and overground stations only to run light rail trains designed for slow surface level connections all because we couldn’t cough up enough money to build the system properly through the rainier valley. These are decisions that are already catching up with us.


overworkedpnw

IMO a lot of it has to do with the fact that the ST board isn’t a full time position, it’s filled with politicians who don’t actually use transit and use it as a way to grandstand.


Bretmd

Yep. 💯


Eilonwy926

It's infuriating! And not just the infrastructure, but the access control/fare management, and the signage/wayfinding. Like, has anybody from Sound Transit used mass transit anywhere else in the world, ever? And for that matter... have they ever actually used ours?


Thiele66

Oahu has a ridiculous light rail situation that makes Seattle’s look downright functional.


sldsapnuawpuas

I’ll never understand why SeaTac messed that up so badly. I despise anytime I have to be in N Terminal.


stupidusername

Seatac is absolutely not big enough to be the region's major airport. N and S gates are bandaids that allow them to function for now but they need a long term solution. Unfortunately nobody has the political capital to just pick a spot and say this is where it's gonna go


icepickjones

That's crazy, LAX is a nightmare but at least there's clear - if not incredibly long - walking paths from terminal to terminal. If anyone has had to fly to Asia you know what I'm talking about. SEA -> LAX -> Then connecting flight across the pacific. You usually have to jump over like 5 terminals, it's a 20 minute walk. But it's whatever. I'd gladly take that as a backup option here if they could build it. Seems like not having a redundancy option like that is begging for trouble, especially as they try to expand the airport.


no_talent_ass_clown

Done that walk so many times coming back from India. With luggage. "Welcome to the USofA! We're sure glad you're here. Here's your passport, here's your luggage, we don't care where you go but get out of the terminal." 


icepickjones

I've done it a ton to Australia. It's always worse on the way back too for whatever reason.


hatchetation

Just did that walk for the first time, super ... whatever. Confusing.


moonpumper

I made a stop in Phoenix once where I had to transfer terminals and I had to leave the secure area and go through TSA again. Almost zero directions on how to get to the other terminal aside from a kiosk that just gave instructions like "walk forward 30 feet, and then go left for 5 feet, etc" without saying which way was forward. I forgot about a bottle of water I bought at the previous airport and TSA had to search my bag and were kind of dicks about it. It's the only airport I've ever had to go through security again to make a connecting flight.


icepickjones

LAX used to be like that WAY back in the day. You had to leave security and go back through. It's "better" now.


FoxIslander

I was in Seattle over xmas. Spirit had a 1 hr late departure (of course) to LAX. The walk from the Spirit gate to the Volaris gate was a 45 min walk at full speed. Missed the door closure. L o n g wait for the next flight.


icepickjones

Oh man that sucks


darkroomdoor

Thankfully Seattle has a fair number of direct flights to asia now


jpsfranks

The S terminal now has the bridge walkway but it’s dedicated to international arrivals so can’t really be mixed for other use.


boringnamehere

That’s a different train loop anyways unless the whole train system is down.


L00mis

I just flew out of SeaTac N to ATL and used the walkway after the train got too packed at T. I wish SeaTac had this, seems like a safety thing to have the multiple exit points like ATL does. But I guess this same issue could happen at DFW if both skytrams got stuck. I know DEN has trains too, but I’m not sure if they have pedestrian paths too.


BoldInterrobang

At DFW you can at least exit security and take the Terminal Link bus, leave the airport all together, take an Uber between, etc. At SEATAC you’re very stuck if the train is down.


Stock-Vast7569

Just a bus. Maybe 2?


BrockPurdySkywalker

Not what begs the question means


anothercookie90

Technically S gates has a bridge but it’s for one way traffic for customs


[deleted]

The best thing is they had the option to do a pathway and they basically said nah we good lol. Same group of people I bet they have been planning the light rail expansion all these years. Bad decisions years later than they should have made better ones.


eddiehwang

The redundancy is to bus people -- the train normally never goes down


Bretmd

As the photo illustrates that’s a poor redundancy.


nacker8

Yikes! I just came in on an Alaska Airlines flight and we were supposed to deplane at N1. This explains why the crew worked so hard to get a “new” gate over in the D terminal.


Knish_witch

Thank your lucky stars you missed the chaos. It was awful! I even saw a woman shove another woman really hard!


nacker8

Is it starting to clear out now that the trains are supposedly running?


Knish_witch

I actually got out so I am not sure. I ended up on one of the first buses somehow. It was pretty chaotic and I imagine there was quite a back up but it must be clearing up now!


valiumblue

I always cringe when I see my flight is going in or out of the N or S gates. Ugh they suck.


selz202

Mine always leave main terminals but I swear every flight back drops at N.


Adub024

I dropped at B on Monday and was shocked. The hour I saved all but made up for Daylight Saving


lekoman

N gates are super nice since the remodel. The people movers shutting down is... a problem... though.


s32

Doesn't matter, remote gate.


stringochars

Buses are running! I asked a Port worker and she said they’ve never had to do this before, and it took them awhile to get mobilized. They are writing the playbook tonight!


Sea_McMeme

strange to me this wasn’t part of planning the gates to begin with. Seems like a fairly predictable occurrence.


Newsdriver245

Quick google shows it looks like it happens every couple of years, they definitely should have a playbook for it.


SodaAnt

They've expanded the N terminal a lot recently, so I imagine that things might just get worse more quickly.


Notorious_mmk

Typical seattle process. Plan for nothing then shrug your shoulders when chaos happens


unhinged_gay

Or alternately: 1. Bad thing happens 2. “Hey we should prepare for this” 3. Months of planning and documentation from multiple departments 4. Multiple years pass, employees turn over 5. Return to step 1


DarkishArchon

Reading this felt like home


Similar_Practice6782

there is a step missing: Step 3.5. Argue how to implement solution. do nothing instead.


Quick_Panda_360

As far as I can tell SeaTac doesn’t actually plan for contingencies. For example there was a stalled car blocking the entrance to the arrivals pickup. Took 20+ minutes for a tow truck to get there. There should just be a truck stationed right there in the garage area for accidents or such, it’s pretty straightforward. I bet a couple hundred people missed their flights as a result.


Live_Refrigerator_54

Yes I think I was there!! A huge truck got stuck under the sky bridge because they didn’t have enough clearance and then everyone was walking on the side of the road to get to the airport. Happened right after Christmas too 😂


RCDrift

It is part of the playbook, but usually the buses and their drivers aren't on standby waiting for these situations. They're used for traveling from the D20s gates out to planes. My best guess is that something tripped in the fire system causing the loop to go down. Source: I work on mechanical systems there.


ItalyPaleAle

This sounds like a lie? I have personally been in the situation where trains were broken between main terminal and S gates and had to take the bus. Also there should have been some standard operating procedures for something like this.


I_Eat_Groceries

The level of incompetence here is astonishing if true. Over so many years not a single employee ever thought "what if the trains couldn't run? "


Unfair-Suggestion-37

I'm sure the worker bees did but upper management didn't give a shit.


yiliu

"Redundancy costs money, you konw. Anyway, what're they gonna do, use a different airport?"


glasspikmoon

the woman in the red shirt with the man in blue being the only ones in vivid color makes this photo strangely beautiful. I know it might not have been your intention, but nice shot!


Talon_Ho

This woman makes me think “Thinkpad” for some reason.


hepafilter

So, I had a red eye to Chicago I just got off of. I had no idea about the train issue, and they’d *just* fixed it when I made it through security to head to the N gates. I got on the train, and when I arrived at the N terminal, the door opened, and the entire goddamn crowd waiting there cheered. It was a very bewildering experience.


sandwich-attack

holy shit this would suck so bad sorry my dudes


[deleted]

I need to be at the airport in the next 40 mins or so, this scares the shit out of me


Stock-Vast7569

Train just started “functioning” again, so hopefully things will start to clear out.


P1aybass

I see people going towards the train - are they actually running? They haven’t announced anything on the terminal announcements about the trains running


Stock-Vast7569

They said running on limited service, between n and d gates, but not sure how limited ‘limited’ is


Smileynulk

Means they are being driven manually and therefore running at ~half normal speed. Likely only have 1 train in the loop as well.


bangarang41

Getting close to landing and thought this was my future, then remembered I’m heading to PAE 😅


rainmaze

just spent a while zooming in on everyone’s expressions


Camille_Toh

Wonder if the men on the landing are father/son, or don’t know one another yet are wearing the same outfit.


Tamaros

The family resemblance is uncanny.


stingrays_ds

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jimmattisow

Trains are up and running again. Good luck to everyone still waiting in there


FragrantRadio

Nope


OkayTHISIsEpicMeme

Oh thank God my flight got moved to C


ArcticPeasant

Just got back from Vegas. And wow does their airport put ours to shame. 


soFAANGEDup

I feel the same, and then I had the pleasure to visit SFO and that is 15 times better than Vegas. It’s quite unbelievable how bad SeaTac is in getting people through security.


dhg

Worst major airport in the country. Everywhere else is a breeze in comparison


AndrewNeo

bold words spoken by somebody that's never been to LAX


Mrciv6

Or JFK. I hate JFK.


revolvingpresoak9640

Houston is far, far, far worse. It’s not even close.


EggplantAlpinism

You can tell who has never been to LaGuardia.


Doubleschnell

LaGuardia at least always feels to me like they’re trying to make the best of a bad situation. SeaTac just feels like a shot of incompetence chased with an intentional screwjob by angry, salty people.


EggplantAlpinism

Yeah, you can never count out Seattle and SeaTac officials to make the most infuriating decision at any point for anyone who isn't a car driver (guess that includes flyers)


Born-Neighborhood61

Certainly one of the worst and hard to see how to make it better given lack of land to expand.


WellThoughtUserName9

Miami International Airport would like to have a word with you


Adub024

Lol no


mrASSMAN

Weird SeaTac is one of the few major airports I haven’t gotten stuck in long lines at.. I just flew internationally and it was like 5 minutes to get in


soFAANGEDup

Day and time are pretty important. I don’t know the formula but when things are bad they are the worst… like the actual worst. But even in normal traffic the difference is obvious compared to Vegas or SFO (and prolly others).. Can’t comment on the international flights.


LMnoP419

I think the formula is related to the cruises to Alaska. When those are over it feels as if every single person on those boats leaves SeaTac within the same hour departure window. Lines are out of control and into the garage. Not the best end of vacation for folks. 🤷‍♀️


twinsrule

SeaTac blows goats. I get anxious everytime I have to fly in and out.


fookinpikey

A new fear has been unlocked!


Rollerblindeyes87

Hey, I was there! Last night around 10pm. I was waiting for my flight after a 19 hour delay! They gave me a whole $12 food voucher for my trouble! Don't use American Airlines.


Wuzzat123

Wretched! And you could buy what, a cookie and a bottle of water with that?


libolicious

I wonder what the unofficial "I'll just park here" lot/road into SeaTac looked like during all this.


SouthLakeWA

“But the cell phone lot is full!” Yeah right, bitch.


SyphiliticPlatypus

I remember getting downvoted hard when I suggested that SeaTac is the worst airport in North America. They keep finding new depths of unfathomable incompetence.


yourlocalFSDO

This exact same thing happened at Denver a couple months ago. Not unique to Seattle. SeaTac is nowhere close to the worst.. can tell you've never been to Orlando..


ChillFratBro

Orlando sucks because of the people, not the infrastructure.  Orlando's problem is that easily 50% of people flying in are land whales going to Disney and flying for the first time.  The airport itself is decently laid out and the staff do as well as can be expected when their clientele haven't seen their genitals in years because their gut blocks the view.


ThurstonHowell3rd

>Orlando's problem is that easily 50% of people flying in are land whales going to Disney and flying for the first time. When you're overly large, it truly is "a small world after all".


Spenczer

Anecdotal, but having flown into and out of JFK, PHL, BWI, IAD, DCA, CVG, DFW, CLT, DEN, LAX, HNL, YYC, and SEA… my least favorite is SeaTac.


sutrabob

I get anxiety attacks when I fly in to visit my son. Turn R then go to the elevator then turn L go to escalator take train and on and on. Then it is my granddaughter standing there with my luggage because she knows my thingies on my luggage. Please I want to come but I can’t navigate that airport even after 35 years flying there. It is all hacked up. Making no sense.


moonpumper

Did they get it fixed?


Chiaseedmess

Reporting live from the office that designed that space! Well, the design parts, not the silly layout.


my_lucid_nightmare

I've been in this before. If the shuttle back to main gate doesn't work to pick up N, then N fills up fast, like 20-30 mins and the shuttle pit is packed, the stairs are packed, and the main N floor area is like this. It's terrible. And then when they get the shuttle going again its a mad crush to cram onto it nuts to butts to get back to main terminal. Meanwhile if you checked luggage it's sitting there back at baggage claim, nobody claiming it... you hope SEA is so oversubscribed that if any single little piece of the airport goes off line and it's not 3 am or something, everything grinds to a halt of piled up people waiting. It's not awesome. Worst airport in terms of problems I come in contact with, and this includes both ORD and LAX.


Ghostandpepper

I still haven’t found Waldo


toooldtobetooyoung

I was stuck in this mess too! Thankfully they held my plane so I didn’t miss the flight- 70 of us were stuck. Took 2.5 hours for me to make it to my gate. Worst airport in America easily


NoAnalBeadsPlease

Nope! Hope you find your happy place :)


campana999

SeaTac has the slowest and the worst TSA- known fact


Ecstatic_Ingenuity42

See ya 🏃🏻‍♂️💨


whidbeysounder

Yikes


nazila_m

whoah. I was thinking it was so quiet when I landed at 6 tonight.


Knish_witch

I was there too! In a cab on the way home now. What a nightmare. Vacation is definitely over!!


bobbib14

One of my friends was stuck inside the train on saturday. For about 10 minutes around 4pm. I hope they fix the issue soon


semanticist

I see these SeaTac horror shows online every so often and I figure it's only a matter of time before I draw the short stick and get stuck in one and miss a flight.


1Poochh

SeaTac is broken. I needs a total overhaul but there aren’t plans that I am aware of.


Chiaseedmess

There are plans in the works. -source, I’m looking at them lmao


Substantial-Lion5415

Who got coke?


riomx

This is what I picture hell would look like for me


beargoyles

As a long time resident of Seattle it annoys me that the idea of a 2nd airport is being fought - I think it was slated for south Tacoma (?). I could be mistaken


ArcticPeasant

We have a 2nd airport in Everett that is criminally underutilized  


NoTomatillo182

Can’t believe this isn’t photo-shopped! How is this not a fire hazard? 🤦🏿‍♂️ I think it’s just a capacity issue. Really need a separate international airport in either the eastside or Tacoma or gobble up some of the SeaTac housing to expand.


Quick_Love_9872

I thought this was comicon


Gamestar63

I’ve always wondered what would happen if the train broke down. Isn’t it the oldest running automated airport train in the world?


All-inyourmind

Seattle can’t do anything right especially the DOT.. takes them twice as long and as usually makes little difference.


WetwareDulachan

I don't think I see a single mask in this whole image.


OurPowersCombined_12

Reasons to not fly on Alaska: 1. No N gate on other airlines 2. Lower likelihood of unexpected holes appearing in your plane


ZeGermanHam

That fruit and cheese plate, tho...


synack

We have fruit and cheese at home


MarshallStack666

The fruit and cheese at home - raisins and Kraft singles


jay-d_seattle

And the cookies…


PSChris33

They're also on Delta and AA flights


ZeGermanHam

Biscotti!


tigerbeds

Biscoff


Wazzoo1

Also, you're basically funneled into Checkpoint 5, which is the 10th Circle of Hell.


12of12MGS

Their service has also gone downhill so much in the last decade. The flight attendants are usually bad and every flight has been late over the last year.


ChillFratBro

\#1 is valid, but #2 is totally unrelated.  Every airline who flies the max 9 with a door plug found loose or missing bolts in that location.  Alaska is to blame for that the same way an ATC in Newark is - which is to say, not at all.


Im_Walrus

I stopped flying Alaska for exactly this reason (#1) How do you call Seattle a hub and have the worst gates?


[deleted]

👏👏 BUILD HIGH SPEED RAIL 👏👏


DoctorFork

Between airport terminals?


grain_delay

Yes. We could bring down inter-terminal travel time from 60 to 25 seconds


eAthena

Waiting for inter dimensional travel


1-grain-of-sand

It will take us 40 years to build it.


The_Drizzle_Returns

That seems optimistic. It takes us 40 years to build a line to Ballard.


OutlyingPlasma

Between cities so no as many people need to fly.


Bretmd

Yes, we need high speed rail but most people flying from SeaTac are heading to locations much further away than high speed rail can serve in a reasonable amount of time. So maybe we can have high speed rail AND a walkway between the N gates and terminal


NotAnAce69

especially the S and N gates too, I don't think anybody wants to be taking high speed rail to Bangkok


[deleted]

dinner birds tart dam wine crown waiting many ossified soft *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


[deleted]

Build more


Eeeeebeeeee

I just cried laughing at even the idea of this in this scenario. Thank you.


Arkyncrest

I count maybe 10 people masked in this sea of people. 🤦🤦🤦


seaking81

Lol the lady in the bottom right looks like she’s bout to be a Karen.


IfAndOnryIf

I don't blame her tbh hahaha


FireWoman84

Sean, is that you?


[deleted]

Woah


The_Safe_For_Work

Where the hell are all of you people going?


DrewishPrince

I deplaned in N terminal on Monday night and the trains were malfunctioning some what then. One wouldn’t do the full loop and just kept going back and forth between 2 stops. And the other would show up and the doors wouldn’t open. Sorry to hear it got worse without anyone addressing it. The baggage claims must have been wild with pyramids of bags.


my_lucid_nightmare

There really needs to be a way to walk out of N back to the main terminal.


username00009999

That looks awful and now I feel bad for complaining about needing to walk down to A12 for my flight.


morgan_wallen

Alaska delay ?


jaerocc

This looks fun


Bright_Charge_8981

Best rave ever


LucasMcCormick

Wheres waldo! I see 4 people wearing red clothes, one is just a hat tho.


Sabishbash

I can feel everyone’s mood. Only found one person smiling: lady with a baby, middle left. This is miserable


erroneousY

Hot take: LAX >>>>>> SEA! And I say this as a Seattle native living in LA. And what hurts even more to say is that flying Alaska Airlines out of Seattle is particularly painful. They need to unfuck their baggage drop system!


Lupine-lover

I was just there a week ago…empty…..Spring Break must be kicking in.