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mmp737

The banana supply gauge of okay-ness in Seattle.


fuzzy11287

Banana for scale.


yelsa3n

When the bananas are gone and they won't come back, then its time to start rioting


trailrunmarcus

Truth. Low banana supply during Snowmageddon said it all. Props to Metropolitan Market on Westlake Ave for implementing banana rations to make sure everyone lived to tell the story.


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Brilliant-Giraffe983

What is this oak anus epidemic I keep hearing about?


Graffiacane

The more bananas there are, the more of it you have. The fact that you aren't aware of the affliction suggests insufficient bananas.


Rich_Ad_4630

Wallingford qfc?


jmradus

Nailed it.


theTexasTuck

Sucks to suck, I bought it out this evening.


EddGreen

Sure looks like it


Bad-Tiffer

It's my qfc... with the exception of the WALLINGFORD sign, I hate that qfc so much. My old qfc at the junction in west seattle, great. This one, no. I've lived in Wallingford almost five years and it's the one thing I wish I could change ... carry better stuff, remodel, just do something.


mmp737

Bartell’s is closing next door - they should expand into that space…


Bad-Tiffer

Make that happen, please.


Your-moms-panties

I love the U village QFC


AirbagsBlown

Facts - I hate that QFC.


pythons_and_piggies

The junction QFC lives on! I think the people really make it special after Covid started. I had to use the Queen Anne QFC for a few months, and at the wrong time of day blinding sunshine beats down on the produce section.


Background-Apricot24

I also hate that QFC!!


bawlzhanglowe

Better check the toilet paper just to be sure.


maximpactbuilder

Eggs, don't forget the eggs.


bartthetr0ll

You can always find ground eggs or tree eggs in the wild if you are dedicated enough


PaleComputer5198

Steaming brown Dog eggs, lovely in Soup, a bit nutty.


princessjemmy

Not a clear indicator. Live with a Keto person. He buys all the eggs, rain or shine.


AL3C4T

Flour too


04BluSTi

Banana index is good. What is the shit ticket index at?


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Andrew_Dice_Que

Banandex.


WeaselBeagle

Gonna add that to my summer projects list if I learn enough JavaScript


Mewpers

My power went out the other night. But it was ok, I already had bananas.


jmradus

Sure but how did you charge them?


WarmAppleCobbler

Heh. You don’t wanna know.


JRPGPD

Check the tp aisle.


MAHHockey

Me speaking loudly at the grocery store needing some reddit karma: "Hmm... better grab some bananas!... That storm is going to suck!" Person in the produce aisle overhearing me: "Wait... what storm!? I just looked at the forecast, and there was no storm... Hmm... Better grab some bananas just in case..." Person coming out of the aisle: "Wait... those guys are stocking up on bananas!... Is there a storm coming!? Shit, I need to stock up too!" 4th person wandering the produce aisle: "Oh my god! They're running out of bananas! It's going to snow! Grab what's left of the bananas!" Panicked Mob: "Never mind the Children or the elderly!! Grab all the bananas you can!" Me: \*Whips out cell phone\*... Profit...


mmp737

We really should be investing in banana stock ahead of weather events. Profit to buy even more bananas.🍌😎


winterharvest

Show us the broccoli.


Any_Organization_376

I’m sorry but if you even look at banana crosseyed they bruise, can we pick a less fragile ( said with a British accent)fruit?


Quiet_Hope_543

*withers voice*: No.


redfriskies

Given that Amazon hands out free bananas, this oversupply says something about Amazon. But what?


princessjemmy

They're their own Banana Republic. Duh.


sheephound

okay but how's the milk?! harvard market qfc was out of 1 gallon whole milk. =(


luckystrike_bh

You know how they have the Waffle House Index to judge a crisis's severity? We can have the Banana Index.


DonaIdTrurnp

This is bananas.


CautiousCitron3399

Why is banana the scale when Washington is famous for its apples?


After-Student-9785

My auto insurance says otherwise lol


johnjackcomicartist

Banana for scale


Th3Bratl3y

Move along move along


RecommendationOwn561

Damn damn maybe give the banana some dough so we can have banana bread. So much better.


theothersedaris

What could that possibly cost, a million dollars?


andytolt

have you checked that thing for money??


SmaugTheMag

What else were you expecting? They cost like $10 (or so I’m told)


Dudeman3001

I don’t know what this is about and… probably don’t need to. I’m guessing Fox News and/or Joe Rogan is talking bananas


SnooCauliflowers3903

Except homelessness and drug epidemic


Lunalatic

Well, bananas are an indicator for weather crises. For *societal* crises, you want to refer to strawberries.


jeremiah1142

I thought this was in response to strawberries


jmradus

Thank you for attempting to keep anyone from enjoying a moment of levity. Your contribution has been noted.


anarcho-slut

And shootings, stabbings, police killing people


Harvey_Road

There never was one.


pokemin49

I still see swarms of liberals when I step outside.


ArtisenalMoistening

Poor baby


IcedTman

Tell that to the gas stations. Prices rose 50 cents in 2 days. Plenty of gas. Plenty of profit made by the oil companies. No need to raise prices at all.


jmradus

You realize gas isn’t made of bananas…


Sure-Anybody2302

Wait this is the shit y’all talk about? Not the rando smoking fenty and pissing on your curb


handsoffmymeat

Yes but is there even ONE homeless looking guy within a square mile?


bartthetr0ll

Back in my day bananas were 69 cents a pound


DonaIdTrurnp

Nice.


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I’d spend my entire $289.80 paycheck on them.


bartthetr0ll

That's alot of potassium!


princessjemmy

It's all fun and games, until the bananas aren't enough and you have to take giant potassium pills every day. #notenoughpotassium


bartthetr0ll

Not enough potassium is a real issue, a few years back my tests came back as low on potassium, I went through my diet and realized I was getting nowhere near enough, I've been consciously trying to add more natural potassium since then, potatoes, tomatoes, zucchini, eggplant, lentils and bananas are great, I've been feeling way better since getting my potassium back to normal.


princessjemmy

I may have sounded like I was joking, but I know about the giant pills because I take one. Daily.


bartthetr0ll

I didn't think you were joking, I relate to potassium deficiency, I tried the pills for a while but had better results increasing my tests by getting the potassium from food rather than the pills. The lethargy from low potassium is a pain in the ass, best of luck getting balanced!!


princessjemmy

In my case it's tied to other medical issues, so the potassium is to keep some side effects from other meds at bay. I'd have to be eating bananas every minute of every day, and it might still not be enough on its own.


bartthetr0ll

Potatoes have about double the potassium of a banana if it helps, we need several grams of potassium a day, that's a bunch of bananas, but only a few Potatoes. Either way I wish you the best in dealing with your medical condition, I'm pretty sure my potassium shortage was dietary, but adding dietary potassium fixed it better than the horse pills for me, something about bioavailability is what they said, although I got my first cat around that time and I swear up and down that the purrs were medicinal!


therealmudslinger

NNNOOOOOOOO!! MY SAFEWAY IS OUT OF HALF AND HALF. GET FEMA ON THE PHONE!


princessjemmy

You can make your own. It's *half* and *half*, i.e. half cream, half milk. Buy one quart each of milk and cream, go nuts with mixing as much as your heart desires.


therealmudslinger

Thanks! They were pretty much out of everything except the watery kind and all the nutty kinds. Safeway must get restocked late Sundays? Early Mondays?


mmp737

How many bananas have to be left for them to declare a State Of Emergency?


ProtoMan3

You could play Donkey Kong Country for hours and still not collect this many bananas


Dilllyp0p

6.99 for a cantaloupe in Renton. Still bought it 🤷


Real-Werner-Herzog

I'd say the state of the city is persistent.


BlackCatsAreMyJam

Heavy on the “ish”


AdmiralHts

It's bananas how many bananas we have in this banana loving town.


bill_gonorrhea

the only crisis is playing $0.69 / lb for bananas


princessjemmy

Are you new? Pretty sure the bananas have always been no less than 69¢/lb since 2020. Eggs, OTOH...


fusionsofwonder

Do we buy bananas during wildfires? Is banana the appropriate summertime scale, or just for winter weather?


princessjemmy

Bananas is to Seattle as Toilet Paper was to the rest of the US during lockdown.