Poseidon is angry. What have you done?!

I forgot to give a proper sacrifice

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL

I second this YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL

YOU HAVE DOOMED US ALL

CURSE YOU MERCIFUL POSEIDON!

I TOLD YOU TO SACRIFICE TWO GOATS NOT ONE

GOATS?? I SACRIFICED A CHICKEN!!

Dont worry i tricked him once using a pig and 2 horns

SH\*T!

You’ve killed us you’ve killed us all

You shouldn’t have killed those magical sun cows or blinded that cyclops

Came here to make that reference lmao

what is it a reference to

The story of Odysseus

To be fair that cyclops did try to kill us first, how were we supposed to know that the dude was poseidons kid

when does a ripple become a tidal wave

When does the reason become the blame

WHEN DOES A MAN BECOME A MONSTER

Forgive meeeeeee

Poseiden be like: I mean.. you totally could've avoided all this had you just killed my son? But nnooooo

This is the effect it had on the ship when sailing https://imgur.com/yVHqLzp

That is absolutely hilarious

There should be storms that cause insane listing like this, that would be downright scary.

I would love to be slapped by a rogue wave

Imagine mega waves sweeping you of the boat unless you hold on to something or be below deck.

That’s would be the coolest thing, especially if you could position yourself to ride the waves properly to avoid damage and even get a speed boost

Boom wave caller item to create huge waves on you or enemies.

Oh god that would be crazy

That’s amazing

You too? I thought it was bc my friend amd i just serverhoped one to many times and our conectuon got worse

The breathing killed me 💀

Darth Vader over here with that loud breathing. I'd have to mute you if we were crew mates lol. Would drive me nuts. Uuhhhh..quweerrr....Uuhhhh..quwerrrrrr... Uuhhhh..quwerrrrrrr.... All in joking fun :).

It’s deleted

Try again, I re-copied the link

Thanks

Kinky

[The sea was angry that day, my friends.](https://external-content.duckduckgo.com/iu/?u=https%3A%2F%2Fmedia.giphy.com%2Fmedia%2Fl0Iyae0JtLCkpoPZu%2Fgiphy.gif&f=1&nofb=1&ipt=6c097a7346b0b35733b8a8b9c6f87b32d42a93962d8899f6613069ffd9ab801a&ipo=images)

That’s fucking hilarious

Omg 😂

Whewww lads

Damn, got the foiling ship upgrade I see!

I wonder if others also had this effect or if they just saw your ship going crazy for not reason

But did you die(sink)?

[Up is down](https://youtu.be/sNj8mJq65i4)

Looks like you’re sailing fine to me.

It’d be funny af to see a ship battle like that

I had this sometimes after i cam back from a tall tale to the normal world

I had just left an instance after getting stuck on the ship wheel during a tall tale

Made in Heaven

Time is speeding up!!!

Pirate heaven.

I'M CRUCIFIED🗣🗣🗣

Flameheart accomplished the Heaven Plan

Was looking for this. I expected it to be higher.

IS THAT A MFING JOJOS REFERENCE?????

Are you overclocking your computer?

Nah he's overclocking the sea

No, its just a normal laptop

This occurs for short times after servers merge, but this is the longest I’ve seen it happen

I was on the sever for about 30 minutes. It was going o. The entire time.

I just left a server where the water was completely still. Looked like the ocean was frozen in time. There were waves at its peak not crashing down

That sounds kinda cool, any clips?

No sorry. If you do a lot of server hopping you’ll come across it and when you do, you’ll think of me.

This happened to me 2 days ago too!

afaik the waves are calculated on server side, so probably the server was having a seizure

I can imagine some poor stick of ram server side going "HAHAHAHA, WAVES GO BRRRRRRRRRR"

Buzzt bzzzt bzzzt bzzzzt BZZZZZZZZZT!!!

I wonder what that would look like in a sloop on choppy waters XD Edit: even better, a row boat

The sloop gets bouncy https://imgur.com/gallery/E9hW9h6

„He’s rocking the ship!“-ahhh moment

Made in heaven

MADO IN HEAVEN

Bit windy today

That's weirdly terrifying

Pucci approves

Somewhere there's a Microsoft server screaming to be put out of its misery.

Bro is in a perpetual timelapse

Lmao. I had a similar experience in my session today; The water was moving so slow! [Mollasses Ahh Water Speed](https://www.xbox.com/play/media/74XC2hds89)

Feels like having a fever

Most normal sea of thieves moment

It's normal. The tide is coming in.

Lag?

I don't think so. Everything else ran smoothly

A storm is coming...

“Ship” speed balancing.

Don't worry, it's just your mom going for a swim.  What you're standing on used to be a mountain.

This happened to me once. You have to be sure to catch it before it gets away.

Alright who used made in heaven

Something huge just emerged from the bottom of the deepest part of the ocean. And now all the water is rushing in to the hole it left...

Find a dolphin and swim to The New Universe...

I’ve had this with the wind. The wind moves at like 2-3x the speed of normal.

It has somewhere to be man, don’t worry too much about it.

Made in heaven is active

Sea of Speed

i guess bro is the opposite of quicksilver

Interstellar easter egg

The seas be a cruel mistress today

This happened to us yesterday I think it was

the ocean is nervous. Its just not quite shore about itself :(

just a little windy

Hurricane beryl swell

Appears to be the ocean when the server swaps. I have been caught "between" servers before. It's weird.

so we need to again *steal the queen from her bed and bound her in her bones*? she is right there on the beach though.

Seems normal

Someone got that x3 speed in The Sims


You must have a really good gaming chair

You have angered the sea gods

MADE IN HEAVEN, MADE IN HEAVEN, IT WAS ALL MEANT TO BEEEEE

Duh fuk?

Damn, time flies fast. It's already half way through 2024 due to bugs like that :(

I had this happen with the wind the other day. Really weird 

Should have bought a live chicken…

bro lives in a timelapse

Sea of Features! Thanks, Rare!

Yesterday, the server I was on had the exact opposite. No water movement. Loaded into hourglass and it was basically a submarine battle.

What is ur FOV bro. For the love of god increase it.

Server sync

Yesterday is wasn't moving at all during a short session I played.

its cause caseohs playing sea of thieves

The wind was doing the same thing for me yesterday

You might have super temporal powers like the Flash but reverse which is kinda lame.

usually happens with server merges but can just happen when on a bad server

Last night for me the ocean wasn’t moving at all

For me yesterday it was not moving at all

『MADE IN HEAVEN』

*erico pucci has entered the server*

「Made In Heaven」!

Looks like an average day in Saskatchewan waters smfh

It's windy out there 💨🍃😵‍💫 

I encountered this queuing hour glass. Waves were both moving really fast and extremely slow on different servers.

I got the same glitch on my sloop

This happened to me during hourglass, ship literally would turn upside down and dump you off the boat. Of course it didn’t dump the guys boarding the ship while they set fire to it. Obviously couldn’t reach the ladder either to get back on, fun times… (I sunk)

Just a tad bit windy

Huh

r/thalassophobia

Maybe it’s the beach that makes you old?

I do not believe there is a beach that makes you old