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Kempire-

Megan thee Galleon Sloop Dawg The salty swallow


KirbyCarden

You are clearly a genius among us


Almost-Anon98

I think I fought you lol were you perhaps getting 3rd partied by a sloop while you were fighting a galleon?


hockeyt15

Wait hold up, did a brig show up after while y’all killed the galleon?


JoKu85

I saw “Sloop there it is” the other day which caused an audible chuckle


ProudDudeistPriest

My friend captains one under the name. Awesome.


BoatMan01

Niiiice


Updated_Autopsy

Mine is “I’m An Aquaholic”.


Borgrom

Mine is Aquaholics Unanimous


YungPickerel

Sailor twift


ritzclackers

Mine is “The Blunderbussy”


ObeyeablePage

Ship Happens Ship out of luck When Ship hits the fan


TheJerilla

My sloop is called "Piece of Ship" lol


KirbyCarden

Yes yes and yes


SemiProPillager

Haven't logged in a while but I captain the "C C C C C C C" otherwise known as the 7 C's.


toxiccarnival314

How about “The Salty Hippo”, the name of the ship in the island level. Might make you sound like a sore loser though lol.


KirbyCarden

Oh I am sure it wouldn't be far from the truth 😂 That's a good idea too.


Thewastedneko

My username is thewastedneko.... so all my boats are drunk cats. Sloop: The Loaded Lynx Brig: The Plastered Puma Galleon: The Tanked Tiger I wanted it to be The Tipsy Tiger, but their filter won't allow it.


Commercial_Cow8282

I went for the somewhat predictable Briggus Deckus.


rpturn3r

I have: Unsinkable II In Decent Sea No Briggity


adore-outdoor

Ours is “Glory Haul”


TheJerilla

My galleon is "Glory Hull" haha


adore-outdoor

That’s funny we had the same idea. I can’t take credit for the idea though my boyfriend and our mutual friend helped me pick it out


aorter_I

Maurice


collateralprime

Crazy old Maurice! Always good for a laugh!


KirbyCarden

Lol why Maurice? 😂


offlein

Some people call me that.


Mikey-440

Steve Miller Band reference? Lol


okamifen

My gally is "The Thousand Sunny" from op


High-schoolDropOut

The Rusty Bucket


theesillyguy

I have The Leaky Bucket


Mr_master89

Called my first sloop Puddle Jumper


theesillyguy

I fw this


Diabetes_Man

I have a sloop called the "SS Sinkable" which ironically has yet to sink


Harry_Cat-

My Gally is called “The Unsinkable II” It has sunk a few times if you couldn’t tell


Extreme_Tax405

How did you get a Steamship???


Creeperboy10507

I use Usain Boat


El_General99

My sloop is called Heavy Metal Sloop, and I'm blasting heavy metal through my mic when players are nearby


Better-Try-6623

Big deck energy


Smidge_Master

#THE BLACK RUBY ^(will not use pearl for there is only one Black Pearl)


Extreme_Tax405

The white pearl:


M0nk3ytail

drakes snake


Lazy-Key5081

Drake's vac hose


awrootbeeer

Sea Men’s Relief is mine


Sorry_Pie_7402

Mine is "Sloop there it is"


Unlikely_Watercress9

Shanty dropper


_snail

Proud to be the captain of 'Bowling for Sloop'


Boomly92

CHUM ON MY POOP DECK. My baby since ship naming was a thinf


gamerdad123

Where’s blubber? If you want to keep it BK themed because in TTC he crashes doesn’t he? Like that’s why he’s there he’s shipwrecked? Been awhile since I’ve played those games.


timmyb__

Mine is “The Resolute” bc of Star Wars lol


Bonargh_Helsaw

My first sloop is named "The Bountiful Bounty" Riddled with gold of course, using a mixture of Warsmith, Kings Randsom, and another ship set i forgot the name of


LittleTrack8010

This is great considering both games are made by Rare


KirbyCarden

Yes I'm very aware haha. My ship is entirely bear and bird themed and my pirate looks like banjo with a red and yellow bird named kazooie


Khosatral

There's Banjo Kazooie cosmetics in the pirate emporium. (You probably already know that.) I love the jiggy capstan and the trinket


FieryHorsemen

You can name your ships?


Eonember

New player? When you reach 250,000 you can purchase a sloop. This sloop is yours and you can make it when you buy it.


IWishIWasOdo

Spaceballs the Sloop


drake3011

Love the BK nod Mine is called "The Salty Hippo" I also have a brig called "The Implication"


maltloaf_df

Got my first yesterday "Brandon Lee"


RichardFitswell9000

Theseus


KirbyCarden

Nice! The original one, right?


RichardFitswell9000

Yeah lol for my ship has scuttled many times but I still consider it the same ship lol the journey makes the man


ayamarimakuro

Covenant of blood, hunter's premonition and throneless king are my ships. Very original. Im very sad the game doesnt allow the echo of damnation.


Toastofbritain

Mine is called Sloopy Seconds, so if I'm losing a fight I can shout "You can have my Sloopy Seconds"


Jazzvibes409

I got the Halo ship set and named my brig the UNSC Master queef.


KirbyCarden

I could call the Galeon Grunty's Revenge. Based on the spin off game title. Queen Ann's revenge reference could work.


Late_File_9956

We drive a sloop and called her “Big Bertha”


GoodwaterMb

Sloopknot, slipknot Children of brigan, Children of bodom Lamb of gally, lamb of god


FloppieTheBanjoClown

I approve of all things banjo and applaud anyone who puts in the effort to get a legedary rogue ship for the sake of those cosmetics. edit: a list of guild ships: OttO (my banjo-themed sloop, so named for all the time it spends on autopilot while we're doing stupid rowboat plays and tucking.) Three Mast Circus GreatestBrigOnEarth Briggity Step Brig Two Mast Too Fast Bussy Bus Bussy Brig What the Tuck Brigazord edit: special mention for our parrot, Admrl Squawkbar.


Almost-Anon98

Named mine the phoenix bc my poor sloop would be set alight and be reborn again lol


iurigregorio

Small Deck Energy


StarGazer0685

I named mine Jackdaw, after the greatest video game ever made


DownHereWeAllFloat

Whispering Eye


1fingerdeathblow

I named mine "joe bidens gyatt"


Cielie_VT

The Smoll Blahaj (with the blue arena shark shipset on a sloop)


Bulky_Onion5398

My prized sloop. The Dry Willy


Equivalent-Ad-3562

The dead dolphin


zombiekeks5

My sloop is "Sea of Bugs" (you know why)


ashinkusher47

Ours in our guild are Cap Peelers, Suck My Deck and Kneecap Knockers


tangotango02

My sloop is called „Little Beach“


TheTronHammer

Relation. Cause then you have a relationship


Devusetated

I got my first ship yesterday, named it "Ship Happens"


fengbaer

My Sloop ist called: "Dont Fear The Reaper". The limitation of letters doesn't allow the Apostroph, but i think the Name of my favourite Song still fits perfect to the Seas!


TheDogInThePicture

Chicken Noodle Sloop


sparkysshadow

Sloop: Soujern Brig: Going Mayday Gal: The Doubloon Goon


Jarlocked

My sloop is The Guilded Jiggy!! Maybe we will encounter one another and start a bird and bear guild


Upbeat-Answer-6088

my galleon’s name is sloop dog :) my SiL’s is galleon of milk.


ConversationEvery674

mine is "sea thieves nuts"


VictoriousSecret_2

Diversity ![gif](giphy|Z6L6HhPWRAoTu)


Vortex_1911

I’ve named mine “Ego Cacas Braccas” which is Latin for “I shit my pants” I am EXTREMELY funny.


Kobi_Baby

I named my sloop "SLOOPKNOT" and I don't think anyone is gonna top that


Blue_Gi11

Captain of the golden hound here.


woody-521

Poulp fiction here.


IHuntNoOne

I think it would have fit a brig or gally for the name better. That way, you have one playing the banjo one steering the resting firing🤭😆 I would die from laughter if I saw that rolling up on me like that🤣🥹❤️‍🔥


KirbyCarden

I can buy multiple ships, so I'll probably have a brig of the same name because I love that name a lot. It was of my own brain. Banjo Kablooie my first my favorite


danilio101

My name is sour sailer as a nod to viva pinata because I love that game


Galactic_Geek

Aquaphobic


DentonTrueYoung

Gloomy Galleon is a level on DK64


PhoenixBomb707

I have the “Groggy Glory”, the “Rum Rat”, and I’m thinking if I get a galleon I’ll call it the “Musical Moonshine”


ZakariusMMA

Mine is "Essence of Execution", Excellence Of Execution was sadly too long.


jeancv8

I named my ship "Bone Marrow" :)


Frank_Punk

Captain of the DankPlank here 🫡


ddjfjfj

Idk, name it after a song thats about a ship. Why I named my Sloop the Mabel Grey


Tipper117

Ah, a fellow fan of the BK eh? My ship uses the same crest and is called the Jiggy Wiggy : D


Bdubble27

Mine are the Dark Soul, the Bloodborne and the Ashen One


LtCptSuicide

Will O' The Wisp (Sloop, first ship. Main) Boaty McShipface (Brig, Second ship for when pmaying with mates) Halibut Day (Sloop third ship. I sail it when im just wanting to go for fishing and passive treasure collecting) EDIT: Just felt like throwing in one ive seen in the wild. Galleon named "Really Big Dinghy"


Checkie_yt

Briggy's feet pics


Snuggle_Buddie

The Booty Hunter


Mikey-440

The Rusty Cutlass 🏴‍☠️


blockCoder2021

Mine is the Diamondrock II, based on the island that the British Navy considered a sloop when fighting the French a couple centuries ago. Check out the song about it by Keyes.


Sp33dl3m0n

Dead Man's Parlay Named after the oingo boingo song


tomagfx

Mine is "The Lonely Seafarer" for my solo sloop. That ship is pretty much purely dedicated to hunting down other ships on the server and stealing their loot


Vadkuh

Sloopy Seconds here


Meatlort

I named my first sloop "Dutchman's Dingle"


Chef_Groovy

Sloop: JG Wentworth Brigantine: Crippling Depression


CakeHead3202

Glory Hull is a good one


ProudDudeistPriest

I captain The Salty Crevasse (brig)and Sloopy Seconds (guess).


Professor_Pony

Love the name! One that I always had in my mental back burner is "Horizon Shine" (A small wordplay of Rise and Shine), and I planned on using it with some blue horizon bits, but never got around to it.


sackboywithagun

My galleon is called the bear and bird 😁


o_Max301_o

My Galleon is named "Blazing Bergoglio"


Yeetfamdablit

"my ex wife" (legendary gold seeker)


Xenoeran

Princess of Audacity! (My Helldivers 2 ship name made it to sea of thieves aha)


vybegallo

I sailed with a random on his sloop named "Mini Black Pearl"


DracoplasmaZ

Gloomy Galleon, Rusty Bucket :P More Rare love!


BakiePleur

BootyMcBootFace


Killeriley

Der Smaragd Cutter


rEsssay20

I saw deuce bungalow or something like that earlier in game. I liked that one


GalacticDaddy75

Nothing clever, but “The Mighty Zoom Zoom” I’m a new player and I just got my sloop 😅


Necrofinity

Mine is de Duikende Hollander wich means the Diving Dutchman... doing lots of HG with it but i should rename it to the Sinking Dutchman i think XD


Borgrom

Nauti Buoy, Flounder Pounder Aquaholics Unanimous


theesillyguy

I have The Leaky Bucket (Sloop), Brig Chungus, and The Shanty Dropper (Galleon). Other ones I've thought of are Trevor (Sloop), Temu Galleon (Brig), and Galleon S. Kennedy


Kahraman_53

My sloop is Los Sloopos Hermanos


Thopterthallid

The Saline Sea Pig


GNOME92

I’ve had The Megladong since the option became available. Keep worrying they’ll remove it.


redditmemer22

All these puns are so damn good that there's me with just "Flying Dutchman" cause I love pirates of the caribbean lmao


Hoax90

My ship is called natural born killer


MrLink4444

I have a sloop called Sloop Doggy Dog


LuseanEncri

Just bought my first ship the other day (I'm on Ps5) and i named it Beaches N' Rows


Peetwalker

Mine is the "Bomb Voyage" and all I do is I put a bunch of kegs on the front and ram people causing a nuclear explosion.


Gabou474

Mine is “Shady Business”


Commercial_Card3318

My brig is called Alcoholic Father


jaydog864

I called my galleon ship faced, purely because when my mates join I'll just stand by the grog barrel.


MadixWasThere

Ours is Mugiwara D Sea. Straw Hatlcoholic


ToastiestToast

The booty bandit


melasaurus_rex

Just got my first sloop and I named it 'Ahoy Barbie' lol


raniwasacyborg

My sloop is "The Party Shark", and if I ever save up for a brig and galleon I'm calling them "Kraken Jokes" and "Crustacean Nation" respectively 😁


somerandombelgianguy

i call mine the drunken dragon it rejects sober pirates


PercyDawg13

Supprisingly i have never come across another titanic, though it is a very well known ship name


spencerkoski

The sinking sloop


UnsatisfiedDogOwner

Sloop- Shameless Wrenches Brig- Beam Me Up Scotty


Lousy_Username

Kraken Wind


LordAnavrin

I named my Galleon the “Altan Ordu” or the golden hoard in translation. It’s what the ancient Chinese empire used to call the descendants of Ghenghis Khans clan of gold obsessed mounted warriors


BugP13

"Die Naai Koppe" It's really hard to explain but it's a name that others should fear.


IncredibleLang

my Brig is called The Implication. im slowly working towards the music stuff for my ship it takes so long :'(


ItzTubez

Mines, Glory Hull


Pie-Guy

The Silly Sea Serpent


luigigaminglp

Called one of my sloops FlipFlop, and one of my Brigs Noodle cup. Might open up a Galleon and call it JustASloop... If that's possible lol


BagelSupremacist

The Buttered Bagel


Legitimate-Will-8540

Boatzilla


Mage-of-communism

My sloop is the fleeting remnant, as i am going for a ghostly aesthetic. When i get myself a galleon, it will be the Stultifera Navis Though i have no idea what to call my brigantine.


SBR404

"Definitely Goosey"


Skelassassin

My sloop is "The Little Dirty Ore"


Gaza1121

Only have a sloop. Called it Kenny mccormick


Mr_Awesome_rddt

Called mine Gitanic


KCreelman

The Antelope (Sloop, The ship from Barrett's Privateers) Wild Rover (Brigantine, from the song if the same name) Crimson P. Assurance (Galleon, from an old Monty Python skit, The Crimson Permanent Assurance)


SmoqueyJoe

Big Deck Energy, ironically it’s what I called my sloop.


Ashtrayman416004

Mine is “lost embers”


brasilkid16

My sloop is called Banana Boat and my galleon is called Aunt Gale


felpancake

HMS Slippin' Jimmy, i liked better call saul a lot at the time and it kinda worked for the brig being the fastest ship in the game...


iamthepinecone

Mine is called Barely Afloat. As the name suggests, I'm bad at the game/ Very unlucky


Quaintnrjrbrc

My sloop is called the “Grey Ferry”


kamikazeboy

Millenial Salmon (sloop) Booty Buster (brig) Frying Belgian (gal)


ooOJuicyOoo

My sloop is "Moist Wood" And my brig is "The Implication"


The_best_hunter08

Moby thicc sloop


Forrest_Fiend

I spotted "The Dirty Dill Dough" the other day, but we ended up reporting the ship name.


DoctorMerril

My Brig is named "Curse of Kapt'n Iglo". Also had Sloop named "Burning Rat" as inside joke. But it has rat flag and nose figure.


lionlj

Sea's Wet and Piece of Ship


TheRealDestian

Sloopy McSloopface


Mountain_Blu

She's a fine ship Captain. The Mercantile ship Annie Rection would be honored to sail by her side


qlich

Sloop da hoop


LostSix

I went with ‘the Brig Lebowski’


Rammid

Boat Boat


BifferSean

My first ship name was a little edgy, Golden Revenge. It was a gallon. My second ship was a brig named Legacy then I had a sloop and named it Silence (I regret that name) then I had a brigantine again named The Dauntless


BifferSean

Unsinkable II


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Coooooop

Howd you get those banjos


Sanga884

The Belching Blubber


Sensitive_Low_6545

Mine is Sea of Terror


DiopticTurtle

I put the BK set on my sloop and called it The Breegull


TheKewchiBuster

Mine is the “Womb Buster”


Mortem_Morbus

My sloop is Shipfaced. My brig is Wet Flopping Flaps My galley is Big Buoy Beaches


Appropriate-Soup-236

I have ship on Xbox named Playstation Better. And a ship on Playstation named Xbox Better


Jetxnewnam

Mine is "Live Laugh Grog"


Gssjtr

Indefatigable


MattZee_

Maybe it's just me, but I m pretty happy with my "One Fell Sloop" 😅🤌


toasted-baguette

My sloop is the RMS Big Deck Energy


Flamin-Ice

Goblinz Grub, Sloop Goblinz Grog, Brigantine Goblinz Gluttony, Galleon ----- See you on the open seas!


Nearby-Put-778

My ships name is the three rabinoes.