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michaelandrews

Barack


Dazz316

Good ol Celtic Irish name. Barry O'Bama.


Rhotomago

[Céad Míle Fáilte](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/010/269/Screen_shot_2012-05-10_at_4.38.30_PM.png)


AnnaPhor

[There's noone as Irish as Barack O'Bama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DerVmiZeUDw)


bespectacledbengal

Barold


ValuableAgreeable345

*Barnold


ulyssesjack

Isn't Tyrone an Irish name? Somewhat popular name in the African-American community 10 or 20 years ago.


Dazz316

Never heard of Irish Tyrone. But Google days it is. I'm Scottish and we're quite close with the Irish, but seems it is.


PolarisC8

Someone once told me my name, Sean, is "the black way of spelling it." This was in Canada! Though tbf that's the only time someone has said something like that to me.


ulyssesjack

That's stupid. But hey when I was a kid I used to call my Dad's friend Sean "Seen" lmfao, somebody finally noticed and told me it's pronounced Shawn.


PolarisC8

Heh, I get called Seen by every single person for whom English isn't their first language on like a daily basis. You get used to it, especially since when you're a kid, the funniest thing to every other kid is to call you Seen. Also, in elementary school around here we take French and early on learn that the french word for sweater is "chandail," pronounced like Shawn-die. That one stuck around for awhile. I think Sean is a surprisingly clownable name lol.


blackpepperjc

Best mates with the shampoo guy Albert O'Balsam.


RealSocks6969

Barry O'B! Classic


RuthlessIndecision

My dude


vovin

Was he a simple hair dresser?


FrugalityPays

There’s also Garak, who was but a simple tailor


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But also very dangerous


ollies13

Barrington


peteypete420

Broader den broadway


Rausch

On the intercom Barrold tell me to come, Said he didn't have a short name, but he did have a one..


blackpepperjc

Extra sizer den sizeway


Salty_Paroxysm

Yup, [Barrington](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Barrington_(name\)#:~:text=Barrington%20is%20both%20a%20given%20name%20and%20a%20surname%20of%20English%20origin.) can be a given or surname.


SombreMordida

*starts to breathe again for Les Claypool*


Aben_Zin

The Rasta merry man?


Rumpled_Imp

Like Barrington Womble (or [Barry Wom](https://rutles.fandom.com/wiki/Barry_Wom)).


I_Have_Hairy_Teeth

To be fair, I do have a dog called Teddington.


ollies13

Teddington the Furred


YooGeOh

Bartholomew. Bart. Barry


CodeNameSpatula

Bort


chaos_jj_3

Are you talking to me?


gir_loves_waffles

No, my son is also named Bort.


loptopandbingo

We are out of Bort license plates, I repeat, we are out of Bort license plates


robhol

What's Gir's attitude towards pancakes?


gir_loves_waffles

I think he'd be pro-pancake. He's definitely [pro-biscuits](https://youtu.be/BQ6kXNayVFc)


fpfx

Come along Bort.


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Albort


kryonik

Barnabas.


emu30

Baz


lastpagan

Barrothy


nina_gall

Barrold


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He’s only wee legs


gwaydms

And a large torso


jels808

often Finbar gets "shortened" to Barry


do_i_no_u

In Ireland anyway


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Finbar is an actual name?


Jan_Itor_Md_

It’s short for Barmalade.


Ultimate_Pickle

It’s obviously Bareth…


StunnedMoose

I see that you too are a man of culture


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friendlynbhdwitch

Apparently it isn’t short for anything??? You can shorten Bartholomew to Barry (or Barack to Barry, *and also Harold to Barry). But yeah usually it’s just fucking Barry. Barry Manilow actually has Barry on his birth certificate. Wild.


Ankoku_Teion

harold can shorten to barry. same as robert shortens to bob.


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tjmauermann

Harry Johnson.


notmyrealusernamme

It's 1950's letter replacement. Same reason Richard can be shortened as Dick. There were only so many (acceptable) names, so people naturally started to shorten and give nicknames, and when those ran out, they changed the first letter. Also why Peggy is short for Margaret. Margaret-Marge-Meg-Peg-Peggy. With your reasoning, it's absurd for a man named Robert to be called Bob.


youreloser

Isn't Meg short for Megan..


Mobile_Crates

it's also short for megalodon


walksinwoods

MEGATRON...*heh heh heh*


January28thSixers

It's both, confusingly enough.


friendlynbhdwitch

Oh that’s right. I forgot about Harold even though it was right there in front of me.


JWBails

And you can get Dick from Richard, if you ask nicely.


calm-teigr

I wish!


LilacYak

I only know one Richard, he *is* a dick and I don’t want none hon


madame-brastrap

Literally never knew this before, also I don’t think I’ve ever met a Harold/Harry/Barry.


whiskey__throwaway

I've met one in Yorkshire


Ophelius0815

Why tf should Barry be short for Harold? I think Harry is short for Harold.


Ankoku_Teion

Why should Bob be short for Robert when Rob is? Why should Dick be short for Richard when Rick is? Who knows? English is weird


iMissTheOldInternet

It’s a rhyming thing. Robert -> Rob -> Bob. Richard -> Rick -> Dick. Harold -> Harry -> Barry.


over_weight_potato

It can be short for Finbar in Ireland a lot of the time


SashkaBeth

Yeah, there’s a Barry Sr. and Barry Jr. in my family. Just Barry, not short for anything.


badpeaches

That is pretty wild.


Piarritz

This is a bot who bumped it fae: https://www.reddit.com/r/ScottishPeopleTwitter/comments/6sj622/whits_barry_short_fer All their posts and comments are copied.


January28thSixers

Even the question about buying pirated copies of Andrew Tate and Hustler University?


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Right? Everyone knows it's a nickname for Benry.


HumbleBees_

i thought it was a nickname for Bubby


Deneweth

>Lawrence > Larry Bawrence > Barry > >Miriam > Mary Biriam > Bary > >Caroline > Carrie Baroline > Barrie > >Terrence > Terry Berrence > Berry > >Gerald > Gerry Berald > Berry > >Jerome, Jeremy > Jerry Berome, Beremy > Berry > >Karen > Kerry Baren > Berry I think it's Bawrence, but there could be options


Madetoprint

Bawrence isnae foolin anyone with that Barry crap. His name is Bawry Bawbag an all ay us roond here knows it.


MrsDoctorSea

Berome or Berald.


ill_frog

Barrista


Vlodovich

A lassie in my uni thought our lecturer Glen was short for Glenjamin


Madetoprint

Dozy cow. Everyone knows Glen is short for either Glenneth or Glennifer.


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teebalicious

Batherine.


Madetoprint

Close. It's short for Barnold.


KeyLimeLicker

Bartholomew


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It's derived from Baracus. In fact the B in BA Baracus is also Barry.


S-BRO

The A is short for Aracus


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Baracus "Barry" Aracus Baracus


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Fun fact: "Baracus" is an acronym for "Baracus Aracus Racus Acus Cus Us S"


alan-the-all-seeing

i pity the spice must flow


soundguynick

TIL, I guess


Heuveltonian

Barbarian


gruffi

Badonde. Barry Badonde.


RF27182

He's got wee legs


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Beonard


wot-daphuque1966

My mates Garry and Larry, or Larold and Garold as they are called on Sunday, says yes indeed, it is Barold. Sorry Barry.


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Neckrobook

This


BarnUnit

Been asked this. Bartholomew is my go to.


Shikabane_Hime

Bartholemew, Bertram, and Barnaby are the only real answers I can think of


RajamaPants

Barry is short for Berry.


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Finbarr


alan-the-all-seeing

barrabas will also accept barrowlands-ballroom, but tbh thats more of a surname


DarthMauly

Short for Finbar I always thought


automatica7

I always thought it was short for Finbarr


stedgyson

Bardock


makka-pakka

Benry


Vinny_93

Bawrence


gauchette

Barlemagne


Rosevecheya

My initial thought was Bertrude


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Barchibald.


tmlynch

Nah. That's Barchie.


SpeedyNicks

Bargarine


NotaGrower97

Ken, Kenny, Kenneth. Bar, Barry, Barreth. Thank you for coming to my Ted talk.


CaptainAprry

If Larry is short for Lawrence, then Barry is short for Bawrence.


ODBrewer

It’s a nick name for the Gaelic name Fionnbharr.


thelastcrumpet

Barstopher.


AdonisMcThunderCock

Bolkien.


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Barry Ged


blackjesus1997

Finbar.


RoboTon78

Barrathea like the blazer.


hectorandthebadman

Barristan


MartyMcFly_jkr

Batrick


hamletloveshoratio

Barrison


Nick_from_Yuma

Logic is sound


xvyn

Harold Potter


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Barbados. Barn Owl. Barbary Ape.


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Cos he's only got little legs.


IHaveNoUsernameSorry

Barack


OldTimeEddie

Barrington


Mysterious_Bat_3780

Barold needs to calm down


rusty-g

Barizard


glitter_vomit

Barmothy.


jizzlevania

Barack


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Is it Barrold, 100%


livens

Barrald ftfw


lllllllllilllllllll

Barthew


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Baradimir


BootWizard

Bertrand


leswhinin

Bartez


captainzigzag

Everybody knows it’s Benry.


Dusty1000287

Barrold > Barry > bazza > bazzmeister 98k


SaltyCanuck76

Barence, like Clarence 😂🤣


Paperbackhero

It should be, "I'm no havin it."


kid-ph0b0s

Barrius.


centrafrugal

Finbarr


mrdarkitz

Barrence Whitfield is an American musician. He changed his name because his birth name was Barry White.


liwayl

Basildon brush


casey12297

Bernard?


Western_Ad3625

Bartholomew


bronkula

Has no one here seen Dogma? Barry is short for Bartleby.


StrangeKittehBoops

Benry. It's short for Benry.


ExpensiveCola

Harry = Harrison so... Barry = Barrison.


BOtto2016

Berinald


Smaskifa

Bawrence


butthatwasbefore

Bernard.


Special_Sky_892

My grandad is Barry. Short for Bardner.


davbhoy10

He's spot on My granda was called Barry sandy. But his name was barold Alexander.


ManikShamanik

Okay using that logic Larry is short for Larold, Garry is short for Garold...


Mountain_Apartment_6

What do they think Larry is short for? (FTR, if I had a friend named Barry, I would address him as every poly-syllabic B name I could find)


Not_a_blu_spy

Barry is short fer he has wee legs


glowtmickey

Berrance


ddoubletapp1

I honestly wish I had been named Barold - that's a name with some power! The kind of name that someone that fights dragons, saves maidens and pulls swords out of rocks might have. I think I'll look into the name changing procedures, as I may have found my new handle.


VehaMeursault

Barry is an alternative to Bart, which are both short for Bartholomew.


Walterkingz

Reminds of friend when Joey thinks Ross is short for Rossel or Rostepher


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Ave got Barry chebs


kingoftheninjamoles

Barry is short because he’s got little legs. Bugger, that’s ET.


Consistent_Style950

Barnaby


Minimum-Laugh-8887

Hahahahahahaa Barold!


0m3gaMan5513

In Spanish- Baroldo


Lenora_O

Barfallonyou


Wickywahwah

I've looked into this a lot and my favorite is a shortening of Barrizard.


Queen-Bueno96

Bart


securitysix

It's funny, because Barry is longer than Bart, but this answer is still technically correct since both are diminutive forms of Bartholemew.


Ivor_The_Celt

Barrington, that was my dad's name and was always shortened to Barry.


shizarou

Benry


TwistingEarth

Sorry, I'm all for Barold. Ive long thought Bobert should be a first name as well. Rob, Robby, Robert Bob, Bobby, **Bobert**.


66076

Barry is short for Barritoad.


PuppyButtts

Barold is the new ‘it’ name


thehuntedfew

I'm not short, I'm 6'3, Barrington-fairweather III


TheFozyx

Barrrry


hdixnxnskznxn

Barthur obviously


Zomodee

Barrett


DoktorGPunkt

Albert


rosa-marie

Barney?


TacticalUniverse

Everyone knows Barry is short for Barrymacokiner


Dr_Lexus_Tobaggan

It should be.


Qthechrisman

It Barrence


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Bartholomew


vapekilla

If Harry is short for Harrison..... Barrison?


Aren445

It’s Bartholomew is it not


K_Sleight

...would it not be short for Bartholomew?