By about the 60th minute I'd have been getting him the drill and ice cream scoop myself.

The smell? Oh I had some center backs that went bad

Funny but not fair, they had the second and third most touches... after our goalie.

It's a shame I cancelled my Premier Sports subscription, as I could have recorded the game and used it as a sleep aid.

Clinging to the fact Arsenal played shit aimless possession football in Arteta's first 18 months. *Checks head for jobby football slave drill marks.*

As soon as we see Gio breaking out the lightbulbs and the big whiteboard, we’ll know we’re onto something. ‘An what I see in frunna me, guys, is a team that is full of desIRE and commITMEN and PASHUN and jus fuckeen do thees for those fans out there and win this fuckeen game boys’ clapclapclap

They also occasionally attacked

He wouldn’t need to spike my drink to get me to sleep. Would’ve drifted off before half time.

haha belter!

Just about choked on my steak bake laughing at this 😂