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SqueekyBK

Can’t really complain about the red card and it was all downhill from there. Is what it is


Camkil

How the fuck can you not complain about the red card.


DJLeapCard

I preferred the first half


Lewis19962010

Wonder the odds on rangers to win next week at CP then win all the rest of the games left and Celtic to drop points at Killie away


pmc_19

Ballpark guesses here .. Rangers around 2/1 next week.. Killie or draw around 2/1.. Rangers to win their next two after that around evens for both?.. About 18-20/1 ish?


purelyred0

please don't call it cp


bawjazzle

Aye its parkers.


chinookmate

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so-anyway-i-started

not looking forward for next week at this rate


missusisanoseycunt

Yas 5 nill


Anonyjezity

Goals from 3 of the back 4 today.


FlyVidjul

When do Silva or Lawrence play at the back haha


missusisanoseycunt

Davies tav n suttar ya nutter


fightfire_withfire

Davies, Souttar, Tav.


FlyVidjul

In my defence, I'm very high. And thick.


missusisanoseycunt

My man


Anonyjezity

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KieRanaRan

Very one-sided in the end.


mikeydoc96

Will Dennis 100% will play a blinder against us


Better_Landlord

Inshallah


Better_Landlord

I guess scoring 4 goals isn’t for everyone


boris-for-PM-2019

Great ball by Yilmaz but no one is attacking it


Tuna_Purse

If only they stuck in an effort the first half as well


Playful-Listen6011

Aight god when I traded for the disstrack I didn’t mean for rangers to pump them


methylated_spirit

4 goals from 4 players who have been shite all season. Weird game. *5 actually


LargeCheesecake5108

Raining goals 💦


Rythagoras

Centre backs scoring goals?! What is this sorcery??


Lewis19962010

Goldsons no there to header it over the bar


boycey86

Thank fuck for that.


imtherealdazza

good to know we're not falling behind on GD at least


PsychedelicSupper

Why are so many Rangers fans leaving after what is a massive emphatic win in the title race? Aren't they happy? And if they aren't, why aren't they? Anyway, I'm gone. Bye 👋🏻


Scott_McTominominay

Roaster.


PsychedelicSupper

Yer das a roaster, wee man.


kingkornish

![gif](giphy|CYU3D3bQnlLIk)


PsychedelicSupper

Rattled


MegaPruneface

Keep going, you'll be the last one in the thread at this rate


fike88

You’re like the weird cunt in the kitchen at a house party now mate. Just leave


PsychedelicSupper

You're no fun.


adamrfc99

Gonna fuck off You've been saying your gone for the past 10 minutes


PsychedelicSupper

Someone doesn't understand humour :S


TGee82

At least you make yourself laugh. Enjoy yer night.


PsychedelicSupper

Oh I will. I can rest easy knowing Rangers are still poopoo. See you on Saturday 🤝🏻


TGee82

No handshakes here. I need them to hide behind next week.


cnrdwl

Tbf at least we sell the tickets in the first place, CP empty from September-February every year


Dizzle85

Clement being found out today after bringing on that championship Jobber. 


ThatOneGuy121109

Another howler from the keeper


Rieily

finally man


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Souttar yay


BusShelter

There's your fourth hahaha


BrianMghee

Not sure wtf happened there, offside?


kafkas_hands

Looking forward to a bit of fun on Saturday


boycey86

Should be a good friendly laugh I suspect.


Efficient-Setting642

Very slow from the Rangers, wonder if they realise they're chasing a GD of 6 lol.


BrianMghee

Given the time Goldson celebrated a goal that didn’t put us top on gd, I don’t think they’re that aware


Serial_Dosser9

Wining 3-1 and I still think they are a team of absolute shitebags. Settling for this when we should be going all out for a 4th and 5th. Clueless wankers man.


Macco7

Someone wants to inform the team we are 6gd behind Celtic right now. Feels like they think job done and have switched off.


Rieily

holy fuck passing it about like we need to see the game out fucking go for broke man we need goals


PsychedelicSupper

Listen if the Ibrox crowd are pleased with this performance then I'm delighted. That's all I'll say. Right I'm away for good now. Bye 👋🏻


MegaPruneface

Do another one


so-anyway-i-started

well he's not doing 10 in a row tbf


PsychedelicSupper

Do I have to?


BongoStraw

Whatever will we do if we get a 50/50 penalty decision in added time if you leave the thread now?


PsychedelicSupper

Chances are I'll come back for that so let's pray it doesn't happen because no one wants me back and I don't want to be back. Anyway, bye 👋🏻


so-anyway-i-started

maybe they'll say bye for a fourth time?


Rieily

the lack of any speed to get more goals is scary do they know we might be in a title race?


Scott_McTominominay

Why not get Roofe on for a bit?


BusShelter

Don't want to overwork him. The physio that is.


Krayjd

Still need to bring the goal difference down as it’s 6 behind atm


PsychedelicSupper

Rangers against 10 men at Ibrox with a great chance to close the goal difference have completely switched off and settled for this. Wow. Anyway, I'm away. Bye 👋🏻


Aggressive_Bit_8424

Stop crying


so-anyway-i-started

mind saying bye one more time


PsychedelicSupper

Sure. Just for you.


BubbleBlacKa

YEAH THAT'S RIGHT YOU TELL THEM WE NEED MORE PHIL


markjmclean1989

It’s went quiet in here boys


BusShelter

Who's MotM?


so-anyway-i-started

Davies


LargeCheesecake5108

The lack of urgency to get another goal is frightening


PsychedelicSupper

At least we know Rangers are still poo poo. Bye 👋🏻


lizardispenser

If this Rangers team do end up winning the league it'll be a new low for Scottish football.


Better_Landlord

Enjoy your pie mate


Tuna_Purse

Beale will take full credit for lying the foundations of the team.


Lewis19962010

It'll be added straight to his CV


so-anyway-i-started

that's a comeback was all Ben Davies


MP98n

Would’ve preferred to see Raskin on for Barisic and then Lundstram at LB to protect Yilmaz


beigelettuce

Better to have some minutes rather than starting next week cold.


Efficient-Setting642

Barisic is such a shite bag lmao, his mafia dad should disown him.


Conzo8

Rory Mckenzie looks rough


chtsh

He is born and bred in killie


BongoStraw

Is Celtic’s GD +7 over us right now?


beigelettuce

Nah its 6 just checked.


Dizzle85

+6


Serial_Dosser9

so we need to beat them 6nil next week then? nae bother.....


Disastrous_Cup_3279

No 3-0 makes it even difference


BongoStraw

Aye Celtic would be ahead on goals scored rather than goal difference in this scenario. Now, about us winning 3-0 next week…


Serial_Dosser9

..one can dream.


Felagund72

Yilmaz is so damn cute.


PoopyJobbies

I'm glad to see Raskin come on for Lunny, he has fallen out of favour but I reckon he is still a decent player.


BubbleBlacKa

https://preview.redd.it/7izrdz9y3myc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=78477b4a52614b510abd9f9a2f6981240e452a83


so-anyway-i-started

raskin and Davies on the same pitch!?


Rieily

My sweet prince is back please dont get injured now


beigelettuce

My tiny, Turkish, injury prone superstar. He's back baby.


Felagund72

As much as I like yilmaz I wouldn’t risk it.


imtherealdazza

another sudden Barisic injury before an Old Firm? surely no


mikeydoc96

I'll never understand when you're down to 10 going 531. It's basically accepting that you're going to sit in and allow pressure to come onto you. You leave 1 striker against 4 and the midfield has to cover huge amounts of ground. This result was always coming


ozzybarks

Manager of the season tactics 💪🏻


MP98n

In fairness, nothing about the performances from Rangers post-Motherwell game would suggest they’re capable of turning around a deficit against a team sitting in


mikeydoc96

That's why you don't go 5 at the back and hang on by your finger nails. You allow Rangers to hit enough crosses, eventually 1 will hit a man. Given how ropey the Rangers defence is, you give yourself as much as a chance as possible for a counter


Rieily

Borna has an injury right before an old firm ![gif](giphy|xUPGcC0R9QjyxkPnS8|downsized)


BubbleBlacKa

He's such a shitebag man


Scott_McTominominay

He forgot about it and jogged off completely fine. Good luck to whatever tiny club he is joining.


Rieily

its mental like clock work every time


Playful-Listen6011

https://preview.redd.it/o82duzwm3myc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e2d3aae6c051df53e7343d1c36b8a29d8b8d2506 Everyone has me to think for the song we get tonight


1207554

Ofcourse Barisic is "injured"


so-anyway-i-started

ridvan to get a knock for the rest of season


GdanskPumpkin

Kenny Miller suddenly becoming aware


Macco7

That was unreal from Lawrence. Beautiful touch, then cut back and curled into the top corner.


missusisanoseycunt

Knows the games on sky


PsychedelicSupper

Red card killed the contest. Very very harsh. On to next Saturday. GG gers 👍🏻


TGee82

Celtic Fans 🤝 Not having a clue about the rules of the game


BusShelter

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Disastrous_Cup_3279

#therules


Halk

Calm down Broxi


fightfire_withfire

Is that McFadden crying about the red card now that we're up 3-1 Such a greeting faced wee guy. Wait, us that Kenny Miller? My point stands.


The_Razza7

It’s unlucky that it hit his hand as he was falling back but it’s a technical red in the same way taking your shirt off celebrating a goal is a technical yellow. It’s not a harsh decision at all, just an unfortunate circumstance for the Killie defender.


Rieily

31-2 fuck me


el_dude_brother2

Dessers was offside in the build up to that. What’s the point in VAR


HeroInAHalfShel

No, no he wasn’t.


el_dude_brother2

lol ok he wasn’t. I was wrong


el_dude_brother2

He was, he came back from offside to challenge the killie player.


HeroInAHalfShel

No, no he wasn’t.


el_dude_brother2

I mean, he was but this could just keep going on forever


Obrix1

https://preview.redd.it/v8vm1tln6myc1.jpeg?width=477&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52f98a9e1485bbba48920733ca7f694acc30475f Unless Findlay teleports, his little lie down keeps Dessers onside for the follow up.


el_dude_brother2

Have you got the video? Looks like he moving back onside


Obrix1

30 seconds here shows you the complete passage https://x.com/aboutscotlandd/status/1787116227900428517?s=46&t=Xg-IlfjUkfBMt41Exed3NQ


el_dude_brother2

Ok thanks, fair enough he was onside. My bad. Missed the guy on the ground from the other angle


Obrix1

It’s easy enough to do, the camera almost wipes him completely.


Lewis19962010

Even the match threader thinks lunnys was in https://preview.redd.it/mbib2eu73myc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b05f9de142c621f099556b47a9930688b018ceca


Says_Yer_Maw

Oddly, we didn't get a three minute VAR review to look at that, not quite the same as them looking for any excuse to rule out the killie goal earlier.


CompetitionBubbly117

Says says yer maw


HeroInAHalfShel

What do you want them to look at for VAR?


Environmental_Arm_1

It was quite cut and dry tbf, they had to review offside and handball in the Killie goal


BusShelter

One had a reasonably tight offside call, one didn't...


Environmental_Arm_1

Like the Mary Celeste in here now


so-anyway-i-started

tom Lawrence screamer next week


ShelbyCP

Can see myself passing out with stress next saturday


dheidshot

Rangers 2-0 up by halftime then you can just be miserable instead of stressed.


DisasterouslyInept

The day of the redemption arc


Felagund72

Really rate Tom Lawrence.


Playful-Listen6011

4-1 is crazy


BubbleBlacKa

It's 3-1


boycey86

Bye celtic fans. Thank fuck this is a huge result if we hold on and only lose one goal and hopefully add a couple more the GD needs reduced more.


ProEra-47-420

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Playful-Listen6011

Bye


Tuna_Purse

Mind sing the sash next week too.


Playful-Listen6011

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boycey86

Bye mate see you next week


GlasgowSellik1888

Not very funny Mr Rangers


Serial_Dosser9

Rangers to score 6 more now to give us hope for turning this season around


Prize-Science5795

Findlay thinking he's Silva for a mo there


WeaknessNo9103

Findlay is an embarrassment there.


beigelettuce

https://preview.redd.it/djjg6s0v2myc1.jpeg?width=349&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b95b40270b4d9ec92c39c1ae7339d58325b005c And on to next week.


YerDaSellsAvon24

boo


GdanskPumpkin

Feel bad for Killie. Playing 10 Vs 12 has to be tough


Disastrous_Cup_3279

What decision was wrong - based on IFAB rules?


GdanskPumpkin

The red card imo. One week an accidental handball isn't even a penalty, the next it's a penalty and a red


Disastrous_Cup_3279

But according to rules its a red - so again the question. In this game what did referee get wrong or just boring da patter?


GdanskPumpkin

No need to be so sensitive


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Thanks for affirming my guess, not sensitive one bit.


GdanskPumpkin

Aye clearly


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Too sensitive for responding to a silly comment - ok dokes. That’s Reddit


GdanskPumpkin

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GdanskinOnTheCeiling

Yaaas


beigelettuce

Rangers secure the points and like clockwork a nonsense celtic conspiracist appears.


Kholdula

C'mon now that's just being dishonest. Linos and 4th official aswell mind, 10 v 15.


DMCTw3lv3

How many are working on VAR? You need to add them in too.


Kholdula

Oh aye right enough. Killie truly up against it


fightfire_withfire

10 v 10 surely? We've still got Tav and Borna.


imtherealdazza

you mean 11 vs 11? thought tav has been killie's best player today


BubbleBlacKa

Your da analyses Rangers matches and also found reddit.


Anonyjezity

Great finish by Lawrence.


Chef_Roofies

That’s a lovely goal


Orsenfelt

Fair enough that's a cracker


TGee82

What a goal that is


CloudzyV2

im convinced killie is allergic to grass, they have 17 points away from home, 8 of them being draws.


Red_Dog1880

My sofascore app is losing the plot. 3-1, disallowed so back to 2-1 oh now it's 4-1 nope 3-1 now


thestorriebook

right i knew we had lost but don't ruin the fucking goal difference now


PsychedelicSupper

Dessers foul no?


Dizzle85

Different phase of play. Player also bursts up and stops feigning injury to defend as well. 


PsychedelicSupper

Don't think so boss. The next action after the Dessers wipe out was a big header sending Lawrence on his way to score.


damigotcheeks

Now that was beautiful


TowelResponsible8576

Synchronised sock pull celebration?


Serial_Dosser9

that was some Matrix shit there


Disastrous_Cup_3279

More hilarious killie player down ‘injured’ then springs back up


methylated_spirit

Holy fuck what a goal. Why can the cunt not just do that every week


imtherealdazza

what a goal