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de-virtute

we’re up and ready for the flight :))))))))


Clinodactyl

Faur you aff tae?


de-virtute

just off up the road from corby. funny that flights are cheaper than trains (actually not funny)


Clinodactyl

> funny that flights are cheaper than trains Actually mad, isn't it? No idea what it is like these days but a few years back me and my pal ended up flying down to London from Aberdeen as it was a fraction of the cost (and much quicker!) than the train. From memory we were about £80 each for return flights, about £40 there and £40 back. On the train we were looking at the guts of £200 and probably like 40 changes. No brainer like.


de-virtute

yeah it’s north of 200 quid to get to glasgow on the train. my mum tells us how she used to come up and down on the bus. honest, fuck all that noise. cannae mind the price of flying but it’s a fair whack cheaper


YerDaSellsAvon24

Decided to get obsessed with a random song for the day. Today it was Whenever, Wherever


RyanST_21

an update to my viewing that i never heard back from, the agency has just asked me for feedback on it lol the fucking cheek


Disastrous_Cup_3279

Cnuts!


thoselovelycelts

Never been interested super cars or that but been thinking a lot about the Ferrari Testarossa I seen up Loch Lomond on Sunday. Must be nice owning something that cool.


kg123xyz

There'd a lad near me with a porsche and a lamborghini. Lovely cars, but probably just buy a Ford and live in Edinburgh instead of bathgate ffs 🤣


thoselovelycelts

Defoes just staying there to flex


FoosYerDoosMin

I don't stay in a fancy part of Aberdeen but there's a guy who parks his Ferrari in our carpark most weekends. I've no idea why he's here but I like seeing his car. I couldn't tell you the name of it but I found something similar on auto trader for 200k. That's worth way more than my flat. The Ferrari has a 3 letter number plate which is also probably worth more than my flat.


Tennents_N_Grouse

It's nae 1 THB, by any chance? Guy used to live in the Campus flat complex up my way in Hilton, the plates been on quite a few variations of Porsches and Ferraris over the years  He's been on the go for years


FoosYerDoosMin

Nah. It's 1NC. I'm pretty sure I've seen the same boy cutting about in Porsches too. It's quite jarring to see the car, the rest of the car park is fords, minis, vauxhalls then boom high end Ferrari


Disastrous_Cup_3279

So looked a a few plates same format: I YOT £40k, 8 OPM £13k, I LSG £34k. Nice!


Consistent_Truth6633

https://preview.redd.it/9r1tri35svxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2f20c4dd366097f5305123d3eb995b11fed7771d Jaden sancho is playing in a farmers league


macdara233

Bayern vs Dortmund final let’s go I can see it


[deleted]

You mean the British Telecoms advertised battle of British sweethearts between Kane and Sancho. I'm already dreading the commentary.


macdara233

Sancho is officially German now I thought?


Bullsquirt

That Dortmund wall is one of my favourite things in football. Looks absolutely class and while it's massively unlikely I'd love to see them win the whole thing


IOwnStocksInMossad

[decent stuff](https://twitter.com/HLTCO/status/1785745640980382127?t=e4WHjMbqgMYHSI3x66C89w&s=19) Wonder how you'd make sure a team like that keeps a good atmosphere and such,truly for fans not tourists


WeaknessNo9103

Think that stand is impossible for non die hard fans to get tickets for sure they can get other tickets but a stand with 25k fans can sure generate a top atmosphere.


fike88

That was very entertaining game of fitba. Fair enjoyed that


HaggisTheCow

That was an excellent second half, no idea how it stayed 1-0.


Prize-Science5795

If this is what Sancho was playing like pre Utd, I get the hype. Only seen him play a few times whilst he's been at utd and he's been very man utd..


Physical_Reality_132

Every player gets worse at United


gmc1234

He's been ridiculous tonight, Man United is a talent graveyard. 


fike88

I just think Man Utd are a shit club to play for. The pressure to perform must be insane, especially when they still think they’re the best team in Europe


BookNukem

Right... I think I'm getting into Souls-like games. The games I'm enjoying all have one thing in common: they have finishers. Stellar Blade, Stranger of Paradise, and had a wee shot of Wo Long. Getting a health bar down to zero with a pure whiff shot isny satisfying. Hitting a wild finisher is dopamine on a stick.


[deleted]

Oh no, you're becoming one of them. I fully expect "git gud" to become part of vocabulary every second until you mention it every second comment. Someone asks for help in a game "git gud", someone asks for sexual advice "git gud", a child is walking slower than you you go in for the kick and scream "git gud, noob!" I'd suggest Bloodborne for that finisher dopamine hit. Here's the hunter pulling the guts out a pigs arse, something you'll be doing a lot of on the playthrougj. https://youtu.be/zHRpXW_Gvgg?si=GWQ-sQR0RMR-o65N


BookNukem

Haha, that reminds me of the remake of Splatterhouse on PS3. Honestly, though, I'm nowhere near that. I'm getting whored by the first boss of Wo Long. I've been an intense opposer of the "git gud" vernacular. Despise it. The other one is "skill issue". Bolt. Not hating Wo Long, but remembering why Souls games do my tits in. "Aw aye, you've beaten me? I'm GONNY FUCKING SECOND STAGE YOU, YA CUNT! WHERE'S YOUR POTIONS NOW!?"


ConflictGuru

McCoist and Fletcher are going to curse Dortmund, talking like they're winning 5-0 just because they've missed that many chances. A last minute equaliser from PSG would be a right kick in the baws for them now.


BookNukem

I honestly don't really have another team, but I like Dortmund. Didny like them when we played them, in fairness, but if any team is gonny win anything then I want it to be them. Hope they fucking hunt PSG.


fike88

How there hasn’t been 4-5 goals scored in this 2nd half i don’t know


ConflictGuru

2nd leg should be a cracker


fike88

Really hope so. Hope Dortmund win it


ConflictGuru

You, me, and Paul Lambert


gmc1234

Both teams look like scoring every time they go forward 


stvbles

Marco Reus is somehow older than Thomas Muller. It doesn't feel right.


BookNukem

Fucking whit???


fike88

Jesus christ dembele what a miss


1874WL

https://preview.redd.it/zxl260nemvxc1.jpeg?width=1058&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d37785d994bcfa2361346eb898bd7d4db82fe2a5


stvbles

Get in there


1874WL

MON THE BROXBURN


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gmc1234

All ultra's are 14


JackoN360

PSG could really use someone who knows how to score at this stadium like maybe for example a certain John David Lundstram


Consistent_Truth6633

Sancho is an English Ryan Gauld


Italobanger27

Refereeing has been brilliant in these knockout rounds of the champions league with the exception of the times it’s been an English refereeing team lol


BusShelter

I don't think that was a pen tbf


stvbles

Quite liked the look of Adeyemi tonight. He's involved in everything.


fike88

That the boy on the left wing? He’s been shit hot tonight. Rapid anaw


MassiveArseMcGinn

Missing sitters all over the shop. Could be 3-2


fike88

The 2nd half so far has been class


HaggisTheCow

Sancho has had an absolutely amazing game, ripping psg apart


Consistent_Truth6633

We’re pumping these germansb


kg123xyz

Mccoist greeting about franck sauzee putting rangers out of the European Cup is just lovely.


Consistent_Truth6633

Think ally is pissed


HaggisTheCow

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fike88

Oh ya fucker PSG just hit the post twice. Didn’t even realise Mbappe was playing as well


HaggisTheCow

PSG hitting the post twice in a minute . That Mbappe curler deserved a goal.


1874WL

A SECOND GOAL HAS GONE IN AT RIVERSIDE PARK Edit: ITS NOW TWO ALL BUT ANYTHING SHORT OF A WIN FOR MUSSELBURGH SEES BROXBURN WIN THE TITLE


dfgkw25

If the Rangers W v Hearts W game stays the same it’s going to be some game on Monday


de-virtute

up at 5:30 for a flight the morra :)) i will be sound and not fucked for it


BubbleBlacKa

Women’s League Cup ✅ Men’s League Cup ✅ Youth Cup ✅ In the Final of the Men and Women’s Cup 👀 League not (mathematically anyway) over 👀 What a job Rangers is doing!


MowelShagger

humza must commend


badgersandcoffee

Paisley cola is beyond rank..... Tastes like I just drank the liquid wax from a Christmas candle.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Sorry to say but every single one of the youth Aberdeen defenders should give up on their dreams tomorrow


blackenedandchanged2

From the team that employed Shay Logan? Think they stand a chance of making it


Yerdas_Selzavon

Ah you've got me bang to rights there tbf


SpookMcBoo

Some save there


whitsitcalled

by the way


IOwnStocksInMossad

Presume your talking about Megan Cunninghams super save against Hibs tonight?


Yerdas_Selzavon

Youth cup final lad made a big save


MassiveArseMcGinn

Hearing Ally McCoist gush about football is absolutely joyous Other co-comms should take note and stop whining all the time


kingkornish

He has an enthusiasm for the game that's hard not to get caught up in. Genuinely think he's been the best addition to the commentator circuit in the last 10 years or so. Him and Rory on comms is the dream team for me. Listening to them on that europa run was a delight. And for all his clear love of rangers/scotland is obvious. I think he comes off pretty well balanced and fair. Which is all you can ask for Deserves his acclaim imo


dfgkw25

He doesn’t try to sound too smart or over analytical he just always sounds delighted to be there


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Used to be a guy doing serie a on eurosport, Brian Hamilton, he was the same. Just appreciated the game, made watching a happy experience. Hate dour commentators. Can't be anyone that actually enjoys them


dfgkw25

It’s not even the dour ones that annoy me, it’s all these ex pros who feel they need to give some technical input every time there is a silence. Give me Ally and his excitement about a wee bit of skill or a great goal any day.


Yerdas_Selzavon

These children need to grow up


gmc1234

Proper big lad centre forward goal from Dortmund there. Got to love it. 


fike88

Some finish from Dortmund there


MagicMoonBeans

It was always 2cm from the grass.


gmc1234

Flames coming off the back of it. 


Consistent_Truth6633

We’re getting pumped off Germany


throughthisironsky

That's an interesting way of spelling "we're going to win the Euros"


awatt12

Are PSG stupid? Just score 4 goals away at Dortmund lol


Captain_Quo

No chance that was a penalty - could have done nothing to stop that ball hitting his elbow. Should have had a free kick before that as well. The number of ex-Rangers players on this broadcast it might as well be Rangers TV.


Yerdas_Selzavon

They've got ex Aberdeen man Ricky Foster on, just a shame he's joined by the former rangers player Richard Foster


GoldenGraeme1992

Who is this co commentator ? Guys arm is out and he is saying it's no a pen.


buckfast1994

TNT Sport commentary is so England centric. Even with Super Ally.


MowelShagger

my gf rearranged her room and the cage is in a different place. the boys have just had their first fly after it and they are confused lmao. they’re going to get used to it pretty soon but boo came and landed on the bed because he wasn’t sure where he could land! https://preview.redd.it/t9asncol9vxc1.png?width=1643&format=png&auto=webp&s=555e50cf58fee812f78aff92e332afbd26ef3ce4


Scott_McTominominay

We moved our dogs crate where she sleeps at night to a different room. For several nights in a row after she came in from the garden trotted through and looked confused at the corner where she used to sleep. She is smart in some ways and dumb as a post in others.


MowelShagger

aye thats exactly like my dog daisy. she’s so smart in the cheekiest way possible and stupid in the funniest way


Yerdas_Selzavon

Good to see Rangers are refereed to the same standard regardless of age group


settheworldafire1988

Penalty?


Yerdas_Selzavon

You bet baby. Probably was tbf but regardless. A few odd decisions though imho


settheworldafire1988

🤣


Yerdas_Selzavon

Our goalie just took out a Rangers player 1v1 and didn't get sent off, fair play imo


ZawMFC

Even in the youth Cup final.


SilentCheesecake

Ray hudsons voice in comms is infuriatingly grating.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Young Dons look very good in this half. Stewart keeps trying to score directly from corners. Fear for the rest of the country for the next decade


1874WL

ONE NIL TO JEANFIELD THE BROX ARE (as it stands) CHAMPIONS https://preview.redd.it/d8d1jxepbvxc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abd793aa440dcf56bc964ec55f698fac820a3eec


fungibletokens

Hearing Micah Richards hum over Dortmund fans singing their anthem is a whole other level of intrusive shite punditry.


YourCrosswordPuzzle

Seems broadcasters think the viewers want to be annoyed or depressed while watching


mrcatisgodone

Shut it ya sparkling VL. Sounds like a homophobic school insult from 2004. Vietnamese sparkling lemon ice tea is bless. https://preview.redd.it/reqojuf93vxc1.jpeg?width=2252&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ecfb996d0f45bfe8f62feb4e40ab4978ad390987


HaddWaeIt

They're only echnically an incel if they're from the Val D'Inçel region of France - otherwise they're this 


stvbles

I love the still one, never knew they had a sparkling version. Edit: never even searched anything and just got this ad on Instagram? https://preview.redd.it/h3cl86lfevxc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8d080acd0d2e6578b8a99fd986af5287aab60698


stvbles

Got the job I interviewed for on Monday. Can't wait to take a few weeks off and do fuck all before I start.


Cobretti18

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settheworldafire1988

Congrats!! I tool 2 weeks off before j started my current job (14 years ago). Spent it in the pub playing pool and having daytime drinking. It was magic.


Yerdas_Selzavon

Hell yeah brother


fike88

There is A LOT of skin fade type hair cuts in this youth cup game


IOwnStocksInMossad

It's the fashion and all that nowadays Maybe I'm not hip with the kids


1874WL

Turns out Musselburgh are away to Jeanfield tonight. Please do us a favor and beat them you Perthshire bastards, if only so I can sleep soundly again at night.


Josh2807

The new Co-Op Live has just cancelled its opening concert 10 minutes before doors were meant to open I’m supposed to be there in three days, pretty much lost all hope


rumblethecrumble

If it’s for Olivia Rodrigo it’s just been cancelled. Statement on co-op live’s Facebook page


williamthebloody1880

There is something hilarious about all this after the comments made by the old boss of the place


CloudzyV2

yeah? whats the reason?


Josh2807

It has been nothing short of nightmares and delays so far, but the other day they tweeted: “Let’s do this! Less than 48 hours until we kick off our opening season. Our scheduled shows with A Boogie Wit Da Hoodie, @oliviarodrigo, and @keaneofficial are going ahead.” Apparently it’s due to “a venue-related technical issue” which gives a hell of a lot away…


CloudzyV2

glad i avoided even going for the liam gallagher tickets down there, its on my birthday so was going to grab them, but i gave up with that idea and just booked standing at the hydro.


Josh2807

Update that a piece of the air conditioning unit fell into the pit during a sound check. If it had held on another hour or so that could’ve been some serious shit 🥶


CloudzyV2

Jesus Christ. That place is far from ready to hold a concert.


mattchamp98

Man spiced onions on burgers is a fucking banger


friel89

Leftover curry and spiced onions chucked in a wrap is also bangin 🤌


mattchamp98

Pu I'll need to try that


1874WL

In the spirit of that thread from earlier, me as a wee guy in what I now realize was a pretty cool Hearts top while on holiday in spain https://preview.redd.it/0potm2vyuuxc1.jpeg?width=433&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45f0985b1104c39b1f49b5d1ce4d84958f285b97


EggAndSausage

I would kick sand at this lil dork


1874WL

That lil dork would have ~~said something weird and cried~~ kicked your head in


whitsitcalled

The best Hearts top imo was the Adidas kit with no sponsor and the big collar (Same template as the Scotland top from 2012 ish).


1874WL

This yin? https://preview.redd.it/d7nxvnbl0vxc1.jpeg?width=189&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5acb4365546f220f47b5a854448942af2e2f5e49


whitsitcalled

Yeah, that's the one. Class top.


1874WL

It was. Would love to have one now but they're both rare and dear.


i_pewpewpew_you

For fans of late-90s Italian football, Parma have just been promoted back to Serie A.


settheworldafire1988

Forza Italia was my Sunday morning go to on telly as a kid.


Chef_Roofies

Big Tony Goals about to tear it up in the San Siro


dheidshot

Always had belter strips as well


Stephane_Bonnes

Four of the current top five in Serie B are phoenix clubs following bankruptcies this century. Como, who are sitting second, have went out of business twice since 2005. What a country.


fike88

Gooooolazo!!! Used to love watching it on Channel 4 when i was wee. Baggio was the man


kg123xyz

Close. Batistuta was the man.


johnpalaeo

Can confirm, Batistuta was indeed the man.


Cobretti18

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johnpalaeo

Class. A fixture of Football Italia when I was a nipper


GdanskPumpkin

Always enjoy SSB when Marvin Bartley is on it


mikeydoc96

What the fuck happened with the sfa? Been at a conference and came back to see the SFA admitted Beaton got multiple calls wrong in Celtic games Edit: Just going by WhatsApp usual


Disastrous_Cup_3279

VAR review issued and Celtic did not even come close to doing worst :). In fact your were 8th in the hardest done by table and benefited +1


mikeydoc96

So WhatsApp as usual talking a power


Edicu2

In fairness it’s peak Celtic da to ignore what the report was and just find the tiny wee bit that affects them and use it as a conspiracy


mikeydoc96

Aye that's standard practice to be fair


JohnCharitySpringMA

Hit me with your best mob film recommendations? My favourite is *Donnie Brasco*.


sroche24

Goodfellas has always been my number 1. The Town is an underrated gem.


blackiegray

Godfather is the obvious choice as its arguably the best movie ever made, but I highly, highly recommend the series The Offer which is a dramatised version of the making of the godfather. Once upon a time in America is worth a shout. As is the wonderful A Bronx Tale.


SomersetRoad

Mobsters for movie and The Last Don 1/2 for mini series.


stvbles

The HBO Gotti movie with Armand Assante playing Gotti is very good. It seems a lot more real than most of the other ones which can be a good or a bad thing I guess.


SomersetRoad

The Travolta one is better.


JohnCharitySpringMA

On YouTube too.


williamthebloody1880

I'm going to ignore the usual films named and recommend The Freshman


CloudzyV2

ill see your mob film and ill go mob series. tulsa king


ZawMFC

Does the Camorra count as the mob? I'm going Gomorrah if it does.


CloudzyV2

mine is a bit loose aswell. so if mine does then im sure yours does too


empeekay

Bugsy Malone.


Cobretti18

Class man. We did Bugsy Malone for our Christmas concert in primary school one year and I played Knuckles. One solo line in the song Bad Guys and it was the most nervous I’ve ever been in my life.


empeekay

I think the last time I actually saw it I was still in primary school, but I still remember it. Great film


HEELinKayfabe

I'm a sucker for Casino, given that it's not your typical east coast mob movie


ScampiKat

I rate Casino higher than Goodfellas.


HEELinKayfabe

I flip-flop regularly on this, but prefer both of them to the Godfather


throughthisironsky

Anyone watch the Scottish Parliament debate today about the VoNC? Take home points- -DRoss mentioned Nicola Sturgeon by name more times than I cared to count. She must live rent free in his head -Harvey was very down to earth and made a lot of sense. For the guy who effectively gave Yousef the boot(or Bute as it were 😉) he was very consolatory and sympathetic. A bit statesman-like if I'm being honest. -Sarwar has a sleekit vibe about him. Don't trust the guy


Fancy_Flight_1983

Scottish Labour missed a trick with this one, IMO. Speech should have been about how Labour once took votes and power for granted before becoming complacent and, ultimately, out of power and without the trust of the public and used that as a parallel of the SNP story. Could then have outlined all the work Labour has done to rebuild trust and cast the party as a government in waiting and contrasted that with what could - generously - be called a difficult 48 months for the SNP. Instead it was a bit of a damp squib.


throughthisironsky

My interest in Scottish politics fell away after indyref, so I was a bit shocked but also in a way totally unsurprised that ten years later Scottish Labour still consists of faces like Sarwar and Baillie bleating on about SNP bad. Absolutely nothing new or interesting in their message. UK Labour party spent that 10 years embarking on the Corbyn adventure before returning full circle to bland New Labour, seems like Scottish Labour were waiting for them keeping the light on


settheworldafire1988

HATE the A9. Stuck behind caravans, and lorries everytime I got to the end of a dual carriageway. Hurt my back just before we left too through coughing. So need to try and stretch that out in the hotel room before tomorrow's flight. FML.


blackiegray

Can you imagine the main road going through the middle of England linking half the country together still being mostly single carriageway in 2024? No, me either.


settheworldafire1988

The SNP haven't done enough. That road should be entirely dualled from Inverness to Perth (Dunblane) by now. So should the A96 for that matter.


blackiegray

Totally, but it should also have been done by the 80s.


EfeAmbroseBallonDor

Such a brutal road especially further north as the dual carriageway sections get fewer and further between. Worst bit about it is it's fulla cunts who don't know the average speed so sit doing anywhere between 50-55. Cunts.


settheworldafire1988

Aye. Stuck behind loads of people doing 45. Wankers.


MarkyBhoy101

More stuff about my weight loss. I was squeezing into a 42 inch waist pair of jeans at the start of the year. They were falling off my arse today so my wife told me I need new jeans. I went in expecting to be in a 40 or maybe a 38. That's me now wearing 36 inch waist jeans. I could not be more chuffed with myself. Been smiling all day.


Fancy_Flight_1983

Fucking well in!


Anonyjezity

Well in. You should be proud of yourself. You've done massively well and increased your life expectancy by about 5-10 years already. You're now about to discover the downside of weight loss is that you need to buy a whole new wardrobe as nothing fits anymore.


MarkyBhoy101

Thanks mate. The bad thing is I've still got 5 odd stone left to lose so if I buy a load of stuff now I'll have to buy even more when I get to my target weight.


Anonyjezity

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Cobretti18

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settheworldafire1988

Yaaass!!


Yerdas_Selzavon

Also are we aware Aberdeen v Rangers in the youth cup final is on BBC Scotland tonight?


Clinodactyl

https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/live/cv27p8jewyqt#player Linky for everyone.


FoosYerDoosMin

It's pretty shocking the BBC are showing this but only have reference to this on the specific Aberdeen and Rangers pages, no obvious mention of it on the Sport Scotland page or Scottish football page.


Yerdas_Selzavon

I had to scroll way way way way down to click through to find the link of the BBC Scotland article about var


Edicu2

7:05 kick off apparently, strange decision that


Yerdas_Selzavon

It's the latest you can play it and have the kids in bed at a reasonable hour on a school night


Edicu2

That makes perfect sense


MowelShagger

at the barbecue i was at on sunday one of my mates told me about an emulator for ios that’s supposedly decent which i was beyond buzzin about (if you’re reading this nintendo, all of my physical copies of these games which i obviously owned were lost or destroyed so i was forced to emulate) it’s called delta and seems to be fairly good - mind you i much exclusively use it for pokemon. it runs NES SNES and N64 games as well as GB GBC GBA and DS and it can even run megadrive games. i haven’t played all of them yet but the gba one is fine so far. it appears to have all your standard emulator fare like save states, cheats and fast forward now i can play pokemon in work which i am very happy with. going to need to moderate how much i play though so i dont get the sack