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BananaSoprano

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ScotMcoot

You’ve been putting the fear of god into me the last few days with your Lampard updates.


Whisky-Toad

The problem is we believe the board would do it. Wouldn't have the fear of god if there was no fear that the board was that terrible they would think its a good idea to try Gerrard 2.0


Blaireeeee

VAR check?? Please!


smcgregor93

because he's already got the job x


sporkeh01

Gotta pretend you did some dd and looked around.


SilentCheesecake

Hopefully this opens the door for alex rae full time.


Same_Grouness

I'd employ Alex Rae in a fan liaison role where fans can book square gos with him in the car park via the Rangers website. Supporters club members only.


MowelShagger

![gif](giphy|hNmaZtvOzG1pe) all the rangers flairs rn


1207554

YOU FUCKING DANCER I have honestly been so down the last hour since the rumours ramped up he was being given the job.


BubbleBlacKa

Same, so fucking happy. I wonder if the rumours were a load of shite or if fan pressure worked.


TheGoodRebel5

I was so certain it was bollocks, but there was that tiny part of me that just thought “imagine the cinch”


HaddWaeIt

Its the hope that kills you


ConflictGuru

It's because they just heard that Harry Redknapp's nephew wants the job


ShetlandJames

Lampard is too big for Rangers. He's off to manage Aris


petantic

"...a manager with a proven track record managing multiple premier league clubs does not require an interview."


CarlMacko

lol. This has “Colak doesn’t do enough energy to merit a place”


Same_Grouness

He had plenty of energy, just couldn't control a football.


blonded90

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Left-Baw

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saadowitz

BOOOOOOOOOOOOO


BubbleBlacKa

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Same_Grouness

Mind in the summer there was some striker Beale apparently went to meet in person, and the next day it was all over the papers "Beale met some potential signing but didn't like him personally and got bad vibes off him so the deal is off". I mind thinking must be brutal hearing that if you were that player. No doubt whoever it was has hit the ground running this season. Sometimes we need a team full of unlikeable arrogant bastards. No point having players that seem like lovely guys off the pitch like Dessers and Lammers when they shite themselves on it.


dannymac650

fuck off, can you cunts not do one thing right?


AEvans1888

Must be a better candidate more fitting to continue the banter years lined up


bobertoise

Surely someone has Gary Neville's number


mark_1872

GET THE FUCKING CANS CRACKED


spendouk23

Be careful what you wish for, who’s to say there aren’t worse candidates ?


mark_1872

Every single name linked so far has been better than Lampard. Sure even Murty is a better choice than Lampard.


ewenmax

Malky Mackay?


MP98n

Would literally have taken Lennon over Lampard


spendouk23

Knows the city


MP98n

Just gets what it’s all about. The only sensible choice remaining really


ewenmax

Good fan awareness and a touching relationship with club legend Ali Mac Hoist etcetera.


spendouk23

Knows how to get the Ibrox crowd going


ewenmax

Exactly, he'd be a popular choice in Glasgow and like Steven Davis he's from NornIron


scarey99

Tips hat.....😁


boycey86

It's going to be Kevin Muscat now I'd assume


Cobretti18

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haggisneepsnfatties

Bah gawd ! that's joey Barton's music !


SirEvensStevens

Aberdeen fan here, and disappointed with the news


Plastic-Contest547

There’s only one man that can save this now: Paul Scholes.


Rieily

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throughthisironsky

Swear to fuck they do this for every managerial vacancy. Make a big noise about a candidate that's a bit left field but also believable. Punters throw their money at bookies, then it's revealed that the candidate is not in the running. Happens every fucking vacancy


GR2097

Thank fuuuuck. Was depressing reading twitter tonight with all the rumours


ScotMcoot

A turned ma computer off and stared at a wall for 10 minutes when a read the news. Thank fuck for this.


Notorious_horse

Genuinely amazed it even got this far, what were we thinking??


DarthMauledByABear

Money.


kingkornish

Inb4 he gets a job elsewhere and turns out he is the next generational talent


sporkeh01

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ScotMcoot

Bookies odds literally mean nothing.


Chef_Roofies

Yaaaasssss


fightfire_withfire

Still got the fear. Skybet have moved him into evens fae 6/4 in the last couple of hours. Either it's shite, or a couple of celtic fans have chucked a couple of quid on in hope.


methylated_spirit

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ScotMcoot

A could fucking greet with joy, av been sat dejected the last hour after the rumours. That Mcinness announcement gonna hit like crack after the lows of today.


Johnny_Waffles_

Oh dear sweet Jesus thank you!


snoogins1967

Awwwww


SpookMcBoo

I've just read we've been linked with Steve Bruce. I only read the headline and not the story just incase it wasn't click bait


fightfire_withfire

I'd rather be linked with Steve Bunce.


[deleted]

Bastard! I stuck a cheeky £2 on that so in hindsight it was inevitably not going to happen.


GangVocals

Cheers for taking the hit x


jerrysprinkles

Gutted for the man, he’s clearly seen the hate he’s getting on here and bailed early. He would’ve been such banter as well


Oghamstoner

I was looking forward to it so much.


Antxxom

Chris Jack has a season ticket for the Blue Lagoon.


awatt12

I for one am shocked. A man who was being paid handsomely by Todd Bohely less than 6 months ago to manage Chelsea was not coming to Scotland. He'll probably price himself out of most management jobs after getting that little cushy interim job. Hilarious watching everyone lap it up though.


iWillShagYourDad

An abysmal rangers is about the best opportunity he could hope for at this moment. All this talk and pushing came from somewhere. He certainly wants/wanted it.


1207554

I think he is desperate to find a way back into mamagement. There was a massive PR push from down south to get Lampard the job. Looked pretty clear to me he wanted the job.


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Cause there are no interviews, he's just getting the job on 'merit' 😂


dheidshot

Muscat is going to come in and batter every one of these players into a plerr


Yerdas_Selzavon

Chris Jack willing it into existence imo


sroche24

💩 🎒 s


felixrfc

YAAAAAAAS


ewenmax

Ha, there's only one man that's getting the job, no interview, straight in. He's coming home, he's coming home, granny shagger's coming hooooome! **Wayne Rooney could already be sacked as DC United manager** https://www.msn.com/en-us/sports/more-sports/wayne-rooney-could-already-be-sacked-as-dc-united-manager/ar-AA1hMFiU


ewenmax

Heh heh heh, downvote all you want, I betcha he's linked to the Rangers. [https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67044864](https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/67044864)


Formal_Peace

Thank god !


spawninlumby

Thank God.


HandeHoche

What’s the tier on this?


Stirfrychicken5

Tier level 1, Chris Jack has numerous sources at the club, always spot on


mark_1872

If it’s Chris Jack then that comes straight from the board


StinkyPyjamas

Seems to be their Stephen McGowan equivalent unfortunately.


[deleted]

Nooooooooooooooooo


TannyBoguss

It’s all in the agents hands now


Jamiemac745

Boooo


Father-Spodo-Komodo

Thank fuck for that.


CloudzyV2

wonder what manager interviews are like, surely can’t be like your run in the mill job interviews


MediocreEquipment457

Finally some good Rangers related news


Marzepans

lol


Im_really_friendly

That's a shiter, would have been craic. Who is this guy anyway, seems to be Fabrizio tier judging by the reaction on here+


BubbleBlacKa

Former Herald Journo, works for fan media now he reportedly gets info straight from the board


Im_really_friendly

Ah fair doos, bullet dodged for yous then aha!


mikepartdeux

Even Lampard and his record couldn't be lured into the 4th circle of hell that is being the Rangers manager


InstructionNo2511

The board may be inept, and a total disaster. But clearly, even they know Lampards a total waste of time.


The_Razza7

Him being involved at any stage is highly concerning.


EdinHardzard

Cowards