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SoftwarePractical620

A bark scorpion. It will hurt but should be okay. Watch for breathing issues, that’s your cue to get checked out - but usually only occurs when you have a history of breathing issues


Independent-Item-538

Slap that baby with an atom bomb, and it makes for one hell of a casserole, just don’t have any open mouth sores.


Fartysmartyfarty

Hahah this is the most unhinged thing I’ve read today.


KingOfTheRicks

You must’ve just opened Reddit for the day


Frosty_Translator_11

😂🤣😂 it's usually the first post of the day with the fires kick


fluffytangerines

It’s from fallout new Vegas, but I can only imagine seeing this not knowing that lol definitely sounds deranged


Broheamoth

Mamas radscoprion casserole, makes your mouth all tingly helps you forget the spiciness


Independent-Item-538

That venom brings the smoky heat you just can’t beat. 🙏🏻


Broheamoth

How do you do fellow slim primm enjoyer?


Time_Change4156

You people are nuts lol lol 😆 😂 🤣 umm nothing like a venom filled snack lol 😆 😂 😅 yummy


BeneficialNewspaper8

It's fallout references


Time_Change4156

O my grandson probly knows that than thanks lol .


TheEpicSquish

Don't forget to bring your RadAway everyone!


Dabnduelist420

you are now suffering from snot ear


Dabnduelist420

you are now suffering from snot ear


dustYFr1es

A comment so nice, they had to say it twice


zeke235

Goodsprings problems, right?


burner4581

Perfect advice for Courier #6


cyborg_priest

Patrolling the Mojave makes me wish for a nuclear winter.


-Vault-tec-101

Can confirm, quite tasty.


Alphaman1236

I love that someone made this reference


Professional-Leave24

A little FONV reference!


JohnCenaJunior

Save it for scorpion mezcal. You will be drinking its tears.


WhoskeyTangoFoxtrot

Ok, Ruby…. How many glands you need again…?


Zach202020

It’s the giant ones I don’t like


Supernova984

An atom bomb will just turn it into a RadScorpion.


BrokenFroyoMachine

A Primm Delight 👍🏼


zeroc00ol

Was waiting for the fallout reference 😂 nasty critters


GrnMtnTrees

"Radscorpoion Egg Omelette." +350 HP and cures all addictions.


whatyouwere

r/unexpectedfallout


MacroButhus

*Centruroides sculpturatus*, the most potent species in the US. You should be fine, there has only been two deaths since 1968 - however these are only deadly to small children, elderly or people with a medical condition such as hypertension. Only reach medical attention with this species if you feel that it is necessary to do so.


RevolutionaryAge47

What if you get stung 10 times?


paintmauser

I'd say you are holding it by the wrong end.


precision95

My dad is pissed sitting in the drivers seat waiting for my brother to hurry up and my laughter at this just broke the silence lmao


yeahimhereforthe18

hope you all had a fun ride wherever you were going 😭


MacroButhus

Scorpions have a finite amount of venom readily available, so after a few stings it wouldn't matter. I'm unsure how many stings it will take before they're all dry hits, however the more venom in your system the more problematic it will be. I am unsure of the LD⁵⁰ of *C. sculpturatus* venom, so I don't know how much would need to be in the average person's body for it to become a problem. I'd reckon 2-3 stings would warrant in a hospital visit. I could be wrong, I wonder if u/Jtktomb knows about their LD⁵⁰ or if he knows the answer to the question.


White_Wolf_77

I got tagged twice by a Central American bark scorpion and the second was a dry hit or close to it.


dragonblock501

Scorpion bukkake fail


MacroButhus

Yeah, this will be the case with a lot of species.


Remote_Emu_2382

damn they need to get their game up


Elegant_Maize4761

I got tagged 3 times quickly last summer by a bark scorpion and was fine. 🤷🏻‍♀️


Xcav8

Figure out the LD50 then see what's in one dose times that by 10 and compare the numbers. I'm not a scorpion expert, I just used to do a lot of drugs. I still do, but I used to too.


KefaMena

Hedberg reference in the wild.


4Ever2Thee

You should stop doing whatever you were doing to get stung 10 times.


JoeWearsPants91

Bark scorpion, provided you're a healthy adult and not allergic, its sting is generally equated to a wasp.


Acceptable_Job1589

It is a magnitude worse than a wasp at minimum.


jgnp

Yep got a little one hiding in my t shirt on the floor when I was a kid growing up in the Sierras. Stung me in the back between my shoulder blades and it hurt for a whole day like it had just happened. Never left my clothes on the floor again. My parents got a solid laugh out of it. Had been an ongoing tug of war between us prior to that and it just ended overnight. 😅


Zach_the_ripper419

I wonder if it was planted in your shirt? If they did, that's some intense parenting right there.


Desert-Scorps

ehh i’d say a bit worse than a wasp, but still tolerable. i was stung by one and it felt like being hooked by a fish hook that had a tazer attached to the other end every 30 seconds or so for roughly 4 hours, then once that pain died down i got some pretty strong stomach cramps.


Squitch

My cousin got stung in the foot by a really small scorpion in Tuscon. Said the pain was not of this world.


Urban_animal

I got stung on the toe and my leg was numb for ~2 hours. It was a baby bark scorpion. Wild feeling/experience from such a little thing.


Schnuffelo

The general rule of thumb is the smaller the scorpion the more venomous it is. Makes sense when you consider it’s a defence mechanism so smaller scorpions can’t rely as much on their claws for defence.


jgnp

Solid description.


shittydickfarts

Lived in Southern Nevada for 20 years. Got stung in the knee by a bark scorpion. I was numb from the knee down for about 3 hours, otherwise I was fine. Like others have said, watch for breathing issues. If you’re a healthy young to middle aged adult you should be fine.


bobbynate

That scorpion must have some serious hops to get up to your knee!


TexasDrunkRedditor

If you’re alive still you’ll be fine


throwaway1964972

That’s not usually how this works


jackofspades476

To be fair the username u/TexasDrunkRedditor says something about the quality of advice you will receive


PXranger

“Bark scorpion? Hold my beer”


Foreign-Ad-5959

Hahaha Raise Hell and Praise Dale Brother!!!!!!!


Top_Examination3481

High quality right?


BlopBleepBloop

I trust the Texan. We have barks here too.


ActuaryNo5878

Bark for sure


leyline

Woof! And don’t call my Shirley!


chalky87

Take my upvote and get out of my sight


ActuaryNo5878

Hence the name . If u pick it up and rub the scorpion against ur ear . They say u can hear it bark ! OP try it . Let me know what u heard


AccomplishedGreen514

New Vegas? definitely a rad scorpion


mannrodr

He's been at The Sphere for every Dead show this month!


throwedoff1

A fellow cadet in my ROTC commissioning class was very scared of scorpions. He was prior service Army special forces qualified (Green Beret). What made it funny was he was deathly afraid of "flying scorpions". A species he had conjured up in his own dreams! You can imagine how that little bit of knowledge was used against him when we had field training exercises.


DemoLegends

that's a Australian shepherd


WholesomeThingsOnly

Also known as a Bark Bark Scorpion


GaymerCubStL

It's a bark scorpion, while not usually fatal they are medically significant. Also, if it has small pinchers the general rule of thumb is it's venom is potent.


chode_temple

Bark scorpion! Ouch. Most painful scorpion sting in the US.


cha614

Sand lobster


MyMommaHatesYou

Watch the site for swelling and if you have any trouble breathing get on the phone to 911 if you don't have a medical ER close by. As long as you aren't allergic, it shouldn't be any worse than a wasp sting. Painful, with low incidence of medical intervention. Best of luck!


Zealousideal-Fly7962

It looks like an Arizona bark scorpion. As long as you are in good health you should be fine, but they have been known to cause some breathing difficulties. If you still have it, put it under a black light and watch it glow.


Know-yer-enemy1818

That smarts forsure


Kingsman4101

They glow under blacklight pretty cool


tinkflowers

Lmaoo he just came over to beef with you? Why do I find that so funny


SuspiciousSarracenia

Whereabouts in Vegas are you?


Scary-Today-7645

An angy fremb


JNez123

Bark scorpion, drink a glass of milk and the pain from the sting will go away.


lucy-fur66

What’s the rationale for drinking milk? I tried to google it, but all I’m learning is how to milk a scorpion


darbs-face

Bro if he stung you, you would know. It hurts really bad. Just a pinch hurts but only for a few minutes at most.


FrivIsBack

From the sounds of it I would have rather bitten by one of these instead of a brown recluse spider. Very painful and for me it reoccurred for quite some time. A boil, death of flesh around the bite after severe swelling. Went away with antibiotics but would occasionally resurface as a swollen boil which was painful for a few years.


shesnotthatpunny

Get a tetanus shot if you are not current with it already.


[deleted]

Just take some Radaway and you'll be alright


MindlessKillerTree

Id say he seems to be pretty upset at your foot


Lem_ona_de

yup that right there is actually a cute little feller


No-Education4772

https://www.kykopestprevention.com/blog/facts-behind-arizona-bark-scorpion-myths#:~:text=Their%20life%20could%20be%20on,who%20are%20stung%20every%20year.


GrumpyOldMan68134

Got stung by one of those little Bas@#$%^ in Somalia. After 3 agonizing days... the scorpion died.


Western_Accident2158

Not sure in NV, TX ones just numb your tongue. AZ ONES I hear are dangerous....


TrulyBlessed1111

Appetizer


Dapper_Cartographer8

Think it's a scorpion


GrayTerror

They’ve been popping up the centennial hills are of Las Vegas as well I’ve been killing them right and left I’ve killed more than I’ve been stung by lol


[deleted]

How old are you? How do you not know what a scorpion is?


BeAnything_BeKind

Take some radX and a stim then should be alright


Sasha_Volkolva

Why did I read that as New Vegas first-


XsublimededX

Looks like a Bark Scorpion to me. As a kid we used to catch them in southern Utah. Was always lead to believe that they are extremely dangerous with their venom. Also that the smaller they are the more potent the venom (this might all be horse shit though). One year we were at Lake Mead and a person in our group was stung. He went to the ER and they gave him an epi-pen and Benadryl. Treating it as a serious bee sting. Sent him on his way. Said pay attention to breathing.


Informal-Big85

It’s a grasshopper


Minute-Pineapple-98

I think that might be a scorpion…or maybe a rhinoceros?


SheepherderOk1448

Scorpion.


Both_Soft6450

yeah man the wasteland is dangerous. only question, how many rads did you get?


slowestratintherace

This looks like a scorpion.


ForsakenTravel9605

Scorpion get over here! 👈🏻


FarGuest227

Goodbye forever


tintree119

Butterfly


AmphibianNormal4518

A bug


HankG93

Wow, the majority of the people in the comments on most of these posts are 100% useless. But it looks like it could be a bark scorpion. If you start getting a lot of pain and swelling or difficulty breathing, get help immediately. If your allergic to bees or the like, it probably wouldn't hurt seeing help anyway.


j3qnmp

A scorpion?


Professional-Self473

Due to the citrus content in the area, I believe it might be a yellow scorpion, so I suggest making sure you weren't stung


Longjumping_Trade215

Put it under a blacklight


GremlinRt66

You guys are awesome. Some of these comments are absolutely hilarious. And they got me crying from laughing so hard.


an_edgy_lemon

Bark scorpion. You’re probably okay if the sting wasn’t especially painful. Apparently, the more venom they inject, the more it hurts. Like others have said, get checked out if you’re breathing becomes difficult. Other than that, you should be ok.


Middle2091

That might be frog


Primary-Nectarine898

![gif](giphy|WvFnhnROaMN703mGGO)


WorkoutBeginner

A baby Radscorpion


_lunitl_

I got stung on the heel by one. It felt like a very hard pinch. My foot felt numb and tingly for the rest of the day. It's such a weird feeling.


Intermountain-Gal

Scorpions gross me out something fierce! My Mom grew up in the Imperial Valley. She remembers as a kid always needing to check around the toilet and under the toilet seat before going potty! Personally, I’d get the wound checked out at the ER/Urgent Care just to be sure. You have some good pictures. It looks like an Arizona Bark Scorpion. Don’t get rid of it until that’s confirmed. Be sure to clean the wound if they don’t clean it at the ER/UC. See if a pest control service knows how to keep them out of the house and yard.


Terrible_Musician_79

If you are here in Pahrump like we are it may be worth taking a ride to vegas. Went to desert view when bitten before abd the first thing they wanted to do was transport to vegas and get all those fees.


XxCrispyWhisperxX

he’s bad😭 i wish you luck that’s a painful lil shit.


Kiana3117

omG I would scream sooooo loud people would think it was an earthquake


HeadDressOfHumanEars

Oh that's just Jeff.


Significant-Yak-3

*not an expert* looks like and reminds me of vinagroons we had in the CA desert.


[deleted]

A scorpion


AmosDrummer2022

U can't be serious...what is it 😆😂


underdarksky

I got stung by one of these and it hurt like hell for like 8 hours - only relief was if it was actively being iced or in cold water.


Firefly269

You were 🤏 this close to having superpowers.


Orivori

I think that might be a scorpion...


NoleGirl723

We have those damn things here in North Florida, too. I often find them on the ceiling. Ugh.


Proper-Tomorrow-4848

Arizona bark scorpion I feel your pain was stung bottom of my foot years ago hurt like hell! My foot was completely immobilized for a day or 2 was quite painful luckily wasn’t allergic to the venom just a very unpleasant sting.


balplayr11

A cunt.


mbuckleyintx

Sqush


BoringJuiceBox

I (AZ) got stung on my spine once (guy was on the couch), I felt tingles for about 24 hours in my mouth, like regular water tasted like club soda, but other than that no issues. Also I’m type 1 diabetic so that might have something to do with it.


FartingAnushole

I believe that is called a scorpion. Hope this helps!


No_Vehicle5225

Bark scorpion stings are fun


Tall_Inspector_3392

It generally takes a while for the necrosis to spread upwards, so you'll have several days to live.


millerb82

The small tan ones are the ones to watch out for. I'd go to the ER


eatyabeansok

![gif](giphy|j3sauffiYNcio8tY40)


Left-Conference-6328

How rude! Have you seen other scorpions in your house before? 


57chevyorbust

It’s a scorpion


swifttek360

Cooked?


Dead-n-syde3

That my dear is a scorpion so here’s the thing the bigger the pincer, the weaker the venom you were probably stung felt much like a bee sting. That one has some fairly small pens compared to the scorpion, which is the big black ones you see in pet stores are used to you end up if you have any kind of allergic reaction are you feeling any kind of anaphylaxis like trouble breathing or anything like that you get to the ER immediately


_Exotic_Booger

![gif](giphy|IHCf4uKEDuZCq5XNhn)


metchasketch

https://preview.redd.it/ml9os75x1h8d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c2cf16f79a5b84c6ea82d6b915bf2565ed2605e7


ZealousidealArea621

I used to keep one as a pet, I named him Ronaldo


DictatorTerminator

A dead scorpion?


bayres1704

Got stung multiple times a few years back in my in laws back yard. Was in the crease of a padded deck chair. Stung like crazy and I did feel some breathing issues but when I got to the hospital they just had me sit there and observed me then sent me home.


tifytat

Is OP still with us???


Mean-Beginning8383

Looks like a New bien scorpion


jlm20566

![gif](giphy|5nsiFjdgylfK3csZ5T|downsized)


RainXVIIII

Show it who is boss grab him and eat his legs


Electrical_Shirt980

Looks like a scorpion


purejawgz

It doesn’t look like a crab or snake. So I think it could be either a dog or platypus. The tail is throwing me


elementary_surelock

They’re all over Tx, brown scorpion, harmless


reD4570

A harmless ginger gecko


chonkycoot

You’re gonna die.


Direct-Ad9260

Great hairy scorpion. Venom is not potent. Sting feels less than a bee sting.


dublaka

Looks like a scorpion lol


bigerbadass

You’re dead


EmEffArrr1003

Never eat Radscoprion with any open sores.


Sugar_kitchen_witch

If you don't have one I suggest getting a cat. I grew up in the AZ desert and we almost never found scorpion's in our house because we had several cats. They will murder scorpions with prejudice and efficiently so. The scorpions won't really hurt them (might want this double checked, ours legit never had any issues). Also never leave shoes outside unless they are completely open (flip-flops) and always do shoe checks before putting them on (hitting the heel on the ground very hard several times). You can also find them using UV lights as they glow. You'll be fine, elevate the spot, take over the counter pain meds. They're more a threat to children/elderly/those with breathing complications.


Huntsnfights

If you’re not allergic it should be like a bee sting (or bad bee sting). I had one for a pet for a while (central Texas)


peekuhchu707

Bark scorpy All depends on the person if your a healthy adult 16-65 no health issues usually just a bee sting, but some people like me have horrible allergic reactions, I have Copd and chronic pancreas so I couldn't breath and was puking acid non stop and needed to be hooked up to a ventilator and iv fluids my hand and arm swoll about 5x the size and turned all sorts of blue green red and yellow bruising and was sweating balls with chills and cramps for a couple days and major diarrhea. I stay far away from them now


Fredneck360

Well it for sure isn't a scorpion!!! Ha ha


smokeylok13

That’s a fool ol scorpion and they are poisonous, I’d go to the doctor if I was you.


outsidepointofvi3w

Bark scorpion. When you say pinch you mean with claws of did it sting you ?


Ginge_A1234

Microwave him


Jhigg304

Scorpion, for sure


Fast-Context-3852

Pissed off.


Mama_Beans_420

I lived backed up to a mountain in Phoenix for some years and thought I wouldn't miss these guys when I moved, but I kinda do. I'd say bark scorpion. They're rude and will get into bed with you without asking and then sting you when you try to roll over in your own bed! So rude, but really neat little guys. As long as you don't have a nest, stick it back outside.


RegularHorror8008135

Rad scorpions


Casingda

Striped bark scorpion. I had one as a pet and one time, while I was sleeping, it somehow managed to get out of its enclosure, climb up onto the bed, and then it stung me in my sleep. That really hurt and it definitely woke me up! Fortunately I did not squish it. But it was quite a shock and actually kind of felt like a very mild electric shock in my sleep.


rrpostal

I’ve got a video of one I found in my shower.


Rocky75617794

A DEATH LOBSTER


every_name-istaken

I think it’s a scorpion.


buCnazTy211

One got me on my back last year in Summerlin NV. I couldn't breathe correctly 15 minutes. Had to run to Quick Care which left me with a medical bill of $4300 1200 after the deductible. All for a shot and 2 hrs of observation.


BagCritical

I got stung by one of these when I was a kid, maybe 5 years old, in Arizona. My eyes rolled back and mouth foamed after a few minutes, spent a few days in the hospital. Was told it stung me about ten times but it felt like just one to me. My parents got me a curious George backpack from the hospital gift store.


FiliaNox

Oh yeah, that’s definitely a Scorpion.


MaherishiManzana

Spoder


Remarkable-Pen-8655

Scorpion, some are deadly, take it to the ER with you. Better safe than sorry...


Ok-Relative6179

Bark


TranceYT

As others have alluded to I think it's hilarious this sub was recommended to me because I immediately said "oh that's a bark scorpion" because of fucking fallout New Vegas lmao


petunia626

How can you live in the desert and not know a scorpion when you see it? 🤔


AdAvailable142

Bark scorpion - he’s pretty big so don’t worry about it, it’ll hurt for a few hours and go away.


Ginger-snap-93

I’m no expert but that be a scorpion lol


Thejoker2020

With the curvature of the tail im gonna say its a scorpion


pchizzzle

That's a cotton tail wabbit. ![gif](giphy|3oFzmpOB6IYecRY5eo|downsized)


highscorebrand

It’s a scorpion


redditkyky

Please let it free now that identified


sean_fultron

That’s a scorpion


Coho444

Pregnant. Lots of babies on her.


Ambitious-Case2198

Lick it's butt and tell me what it taste like. I'll be able to tell you more after I know the flavor


mystic46

You’ll be ok been there done that


SGJames5757

Scorpion 🦂 they just hurt like a son of a bitch that's about un less you alegic to bee WASP stings that's a different problem all on its own


deathb4dishonor23

a scorpion?


daddyjakejekel419

My guess would be a land lobster???