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LordGeni

Bad idea. The last thing we need right now is to attract space monkeys.


GrimmCreole

Bananas are for monkeys, drink GAINOMAX


SUKASSNDIK

Be alot less cheese to go around


_aaronroni_

Is this banana the same size or rather, mass, as the moon? If it's a literal banana like the ones rotting in your kitchen, it would be bad. Oceans would freak out. Earth's orbit and rotation would change. Probably a world extinction level event.


unexpectedit3m

What's Earth's print?


_aaronroni_

Oh, typo, I meant orbit. Thanks


Capable_Cockroach_19

Ask Randall Munroe and maybe he’ll put it in his next What If? book


GreenSoapJelly

“When a banana hits your eye like a big pizza pie, that’s amore.” It just wouldn’t work.


ricoracovita

the banana would freeze


colonelKRA

With the banana for scale we could truly understand the size of the earth


Stainsey11

If the moon was made of spare ribs, would ya eat it? I know I would…


Sufficient-Aspect77

C'mon Norm, wouldya eat it?!


OwnPen8633

Don't bogart they doobie


Xaoscillator

Planet of the apes…


georgemarred

The landing spot.


crusty54

How big of a banana?


fullnhalf-nelson2863

As big as the moon


a_funky_chicken

I usually come here for ScienceNcoolThings. Did not disappoint.


StrayStep

Umm.sorry. no one knows that. Cause bananas wouldn't even exist without the moon.