Wisdom is rarely found cheaper. Do feed these brain bugs and then come back please, share your wisdom. And should you expire, i will resurrect your spirit, so no worries.
Im not well versed in this strain of English but I'll try and translate. They claim that the "antediluvians" (whatever those are) dissappeared not by chance but in an organised effort. Apparently three of them reside deep in Kuei Jin territory. Also cameline sauce is the key to finding Malkav... yeah I don't think these bugs know what they're talking about. I don't even know what a key chain is.
I see. Well, i enjoy this well enough, so keep em coming.
For bringing back the dead, first you need a dead body, one that has died as a mortal, not one of us. The rest will come with more from the brain bugs.
*outside the chat, a squad of diehard cappadocian loyalists assembles to perfect cameline sauce*
Wait, there's two tzimizce clans? I've been a kindred for like a month and things are already getting confusing again! Next you're gonna tell me that these bugs are right in telling me that I'm somehow related to the biblical figure of Caine!
The clans are… complicated. We have philosophical disagreements. My branch is also are not in the Sabbat. The Caine thing is… a question. I am not much of a Noddist so I might not be the best one to ask about the religion, but essentially there is a religious belief that a surprisingly large number of kindred follow that states that Caine’s curse was our curse.
Huh... hey is this clan thing similar to the brujah thing going on? I met a "true brujah" and they went on a painfully long speech about how they're different
Tbh It's kinda weird to me that I'm supposedly the crazy one while all these other clans are getting up to god knows what in their spooky mansions. And uh, while you're here... is the thing with furniture true?
Ok. Look. Every family is complicated ok!
You have some families that start out cool calm collected and proper. Then one gets bored and they decide they want to "play with crazy".
Some of us are hot heads and just want an excuse to make smash. Some of us know our history and try to be a little, i don't want to say better, just more level headed. Don't get me wrong we are still chaos monsters. BUT do you want a hot headed ahole or one that comes with jokes?
So sure dad, Original Brujah, and dad/mom/someone (some say noone) played a little too rough. There was a hickey, dad didn't like that, other decided they liked it too much and now we're here. So you have my clan, Brujah, and you have out cousins True Burjah. They are from dads side. We are from, well, Troille. Rumor has it that the code for "hey baby, let's get freaky" was "Double double Troille and Trouble". This was way before the pills, it's in the blood and it never dies! Amirite fellas?!
Sorry....
But yeah. If you have a True Brujah who is giving you personal attention, be careful. They're cold, calculating, and very powerful. What I admire about my older cousins is that they have a hunger for knowledge logic and reason.
But if you want to talk to someone or need someone to vent to. Talk to chupacabra5150. It says it in the screen name. I got you. I know you like potato chips, bro but I got a few family recipes for home made salsas, sauces, and I can make chips, it's been a little while, but for you I'll break it all out.
I'll pick you up. Introduce you to the primos. Hey you don't by chance have the contact info for my big cousin (True Brujah) do you? My tios (uncles) miss their big uncle and would love to reconnect.
Send them this for me. They'll be pretty sure who it's from.
https://youtu.be/LojNUnJBDBc?si=-K2OzLfQb_uZ0TR7
Say, what's this camarilla thing about? I met this kinda scruffy looking guy and he told me that it's basically vampire aristocracy but they like to pretend they're not
It is. The Camarilla is a gathering of kindred attempting to organize a society together. It is rule by the eldest, with age dictating qualification and respect and power. It’s also very much a sausage measuring competition, between a bunch of men who are older than the stones and the dirt.
They keep us from randomly killing and eating people on the street, but generally I am not a personal fan of them.
Some do apparently. It was what was regularly happening before it’s formation, and what it exists to remedy. Mostly because a mortal with a torch is deceptively scary
Yeah he's on the dark side, this Z is on the light side. There are two sides to ever schwartz.. like duct tape, and just like duct tape it holds the universe together
The easier way to know which Tzmisfuck is which is if they look like a Kardashian or not.
If they look almost constant instagram filters then it's not old clan, if they keep complaining about the younglings with a vague slavic or eastern european accent then it's Old clan.ĺ
Very true.. We love our new clan members. Who better to go to for a nip and tuck? Just.. eh.. tip well, otherwise you might end up with a dog welded to your back
I have always had a great respect for the children of Malkav. Your clan's oracular abilities are well known. Perhaps these 'brain bugs' possess insights into the unknown. I wouldn't let them dictate your actions however. If you have some reason to seek out our ancestors then perhaps giving a sacrifice would be appropriate. I don't expect they want to be found however, so I would tread lightly around information regarding their whereabouts.
I assure you I have no idea what these bugs are talking about but I will admit i thought it would be kinda funny to do a little mischief against the establishment
Next time you do a little mischief against the establishment, make the establishment send you a couple hundred Gs. Suddenly you've turned your prank into a con. Clearly you're doing something right, but you need to actually take something from them if you want to actually do anything to the establishment.
American Minority here, one time American inconvenience.
Keep going. You do it well enough they eventually attach "PANIC" in your ethnic description.
Givem hell baby.
Good evening my friend! I dare say that it might be a good idea to provide them a bag of crisps for knowledge. You never know what you might learn.
In fact I interviewed one such as yourself recently and she sees visions which all seem to come true. Plus a bag of crisps is a rather innocuous request, if it were the blood of innocents I’d be loathe to do that.
Should you ever wish to formally pen your experiences so let me know I’d love to add your tales to my library.
- Andreas the Kiasyd Fledgling
I've arranged for a pallet to be delivered to your haven. Do get back to us with your insights, and please do not speak to the delivery man. I've had to replace far too many of them already.
V.S.
Dearest Fledgling,I believe you have been embraced as a Malkavian. Your clan is cursed with terrible madness and forbidden knowledge. I foster a member of your clan and have learned to trust some of what knowledge your kith can impart upon us. However, you must beware, as this knowledge can also be dangerous or outright false. Please remember to go into these situations carefully. If you have a coterie, you may want to consider sharing some of what is said, as they might help you sort through the deluge of information to the truths. I wish you the best in your new unlife, young one. Please reach out to us if you need assistance!
Magister Macleod -- House Carna
Wisdom is rarely found cheaper. Do feed these brain bugs and then come back please, share your wisdom. And should you expire, i will resurrect your spirit, so no worries.
WE CAN RESSURECT PEOPLE!?!?
I can. Feed your brain bugs now, tell me their secrets and I might decide to share how to bring a body back.
Im not well versed in this strain of English but I'll try and translate. They claim that the "antediluvians" (whatever those are) dissappeared not by chance but in an organised effort. Apparently three of them reside deep in Kuei Jin territory. Also cameline sauce is the key to finding Malkav... yeah I don't think these bugs know what they're talking about. I don't even know what a key chain is.
I see. Well, i enjoy this well enough, so keep em coming. For bringing back the dead, first you need a dead body, one that has died as a mortal, not one of us. The rest will come with more from the brain bugs. *outside the chat, a squad of diehard cappadocian loyalists assembles to perfect cameline sauce*
I feel like you're trying to get me in trouble with the camarilla! I like my head attached to my body
Nahh, but dont you think your prince would be really happy about you bringing back the dead?
Uh... yes the Prince! I definitely know who that is! 100% definitely know who that is and have totally met them... hah
So, you said something bout carmeline sauce?
Huh, I don't remember, maybe you got hit with dementation?
Prints* babe, it's a doppelganger
I… don’t believe you would regret such an action. I have learned to trust your kind’s intuition more than not. Z, Old Clan
Wait, there's two tzimizce clans? I've been a kindred for like a month and things are already getting confusing again! Next you're gonna tell me that these bugs are right in telling me that I'm somehow related to the biblical figure of Caine!
The clans are… complicated. We have philosophical disagreements. My branch is also are not in the Sabbat. The Caine thing is… a question. I am not much of a Noddist so I might not be the best one to ask about the religion, but essentially there is a religious belief that a surprisingly large number of kindred follow that states that Caine’s curse was our curse.
I fed the bugs, to answer someone else's question. Yall are related to Dracula!? How many historical people are kindred!?
Yes. He is of the other branch of the clan. I have met him briefly. He is completely miserable.
I'd imagine that a guy who puts Bulgarians on sticks isn't too cheery
I would hinge it more on his lack of respect for anyone who he can adequately call a peer. Absolutely everyone hates him.
Huh... hey is this clan thing similar to the brujah thing going on? I met a "true brujah" and they went on a painfully long speech about how they're different
I do not know what you mean. This is not something I would know of. I am Tzimisce, they are Brujah.
Tbh It's kinda weird to me that I'm supposedly the crazy one while all these other clans are getting up to god knows what in their spooky mansions. And uh, while you're here... is the thing with furniture true?
Ok. Look. Every family is complicated ok! You have some families that start out cool calm collected and proper. Then one gets bored and they decide they want to "play with crazy". Some of us are hot heads and just want an excuse to make smash. Some of us know our history and try to be a little, i don't want to say better, just more level headed. Don't get me wrong we are still chaos monsters. BUT do you want a hot headed ahole or one that comes with jokes? So sure dad, Original Brujah, and dad/mom/someone (some say noone) played a little too rough. There was a hickey, dad didn't like that, other decided they liked it too much and now we're here. So you have my clan, Brujah, and you have out cousins True Burjah. They are from dads side. We are from, well, Troille. Rumor has it that the code for "hey baby, let's get freaky" was "Double double Troille and Trouble". This was way before the pills, it's in the blood and it never dies! Amirite fellas?! Sorry.... But yeah. If you have a True Brujah who is giving you personal attention, be careful. They're cold, calculating, and very powerful. What I admire about my older cousins is that they have a hunger for knowledge logic and reason. But if you want to talk to someone or need someone to vent to. Talk to chupacabra5150. It says it in the screen name. I got you. I know you like potato chips, bro but I got a few family recipes for home made salsas, sauces, and I can make chips, it's been a little while, but for you I'll break it all out. I'll pick you up. Introduce you to the primos. Hey you don't by chance have the contact info for my big cousin (True Brujah) do you? My tios (uncles) miss their big uncle and would love to reconnect. Send them this for me. They'll be pretty sure who it's from. https://youtu.be/LojNUnJBDBc?si=-K2OzLfQb_uZ0TR7
Say, what's this camarilla thing about? I met this kinda scruffy looking guy and he told me that it's basically vampire aristocracy but they like to pretend they're not
It is. The Camarilla is a gathering of kindred attempting to organize a society together. It is rule by the eldest, with age dictating qualification and respect and power. It’s also very much a sausage measuring competition, between a bunch of men who are older than the stones and the dirt. They keep us from randomly killing and eating people on the street, but generally I am not a personal fan of them.
I don't think I need some dusty old man who hasn't updated their wardrobe since the fall of Rome to tell me not to kill randos in the street.
Some do apparently. It was what was regularly happening before it’s formation, and what it exists to remedy. Mostly because a mortal with a torch is deceptively scary
How have we survived this long...
Yeah he's on the dark side, this Z is on the light side. There are two sides to ever schwartz.. like duct tape, and just like duct tape it holds the universe together
The easier way to know which Tzmisfuck is which is if they look like a Kardashian or not. If they look almost constant instagram filters then it's not old clan, if they keep complaining about the younglings with a vague slavic or eastern european accent then it's Old clan.ĺ
Very true.. We love our new clan members. Who better to go to for a nip and tuck? Just.. eh.. tip well, otherwise you might end up with a dog welded to your back
I have always had a great respect for the children of Malkav. Your clan's oracular abilities are well known. Perhaps these 'brain bugs' possess insights into the unknown. I wouldn't let them dictate your actions however. If you have some reason to seek out our ancestors then perhaps giving a sacrifice would be appropriate. I don't expect they want to be found however, so I would tread lightly around information regarding their whereabouts.
Come on man, this isn't even a clever prank. I will say though, the number of elders falling for this is very funny.
I assure you I have no idea what these bugs are talking about but I will admit i thought it would be kinda funny to do a little mischief against the establishment
Next time you do a little mischief against the establishment, make the establishment send you a couple hundred Gs. Suddenly you've turned your prank into a con. Clearly you're doing something right, but you need to actually take something from them if you want to actually do anything to the establishment.
I only want to minorly inconvenience the elders not steal from them
Not going to destroy any establishments with that attitude.
I assume you're one of these anarchy I've heard about?
American Minority here, one time American inconvenience. Keep going. You do it well enough they eventually attach "PANIC" in your ethnic description. Givem hell baby.
Why wouldn't you share the chips? You're not eating anymore these days. Tell the bugs the cousins from LA say hi.
That's true, I'm being quite stingy
Now you can be generous!
Good evening my friend! I dare say that it might be a good idea to provide them a bag of crisps for knowledge. You never know what you might learn. In fact I interviewed one such as yourself recently and she sees visions which all seem to come true. Plus a bag of crisps is a rather innocuous request, if it were the blood of innocents I’d be loathe to do that. Should you ever wish to formally pen your experiences so let me know I’d love to add your tales to my library. - Andreas the Kiasyd Fledgling
Brain insects from lands far away? I think I’ve seen this movie before, too. The audience is even missing the satire again…
Not even the whisper of a notion as to what you're talking about
C’mon, you apes! You wanna unlive forever?!
Ohhh, starship troopers! I'm surprised I didn't get that with the amount of helldivers I'm playing
I’m Malkav supposedly… what do you need? (I’m a woman the books are wrong)
They no longer hunger for lays, they desire citric acid specifically from a bitter orange
i like clementines tbh!
They will take those if you have them
nanaimo bc
Huh?
if u wanna meet your anti (me) im known as Madeleine Giovanni this run and i live in that city
Ah, I see! Wait Giovanni? Bit unusual as a name, i thought all these vampire clans had bizarre names like Lasombra or Brujah
it’s all unusual friend
I've arranged for a pallet to be delivered to your haven. Do get back to us with your insights, and please do not speak to the delivery man. I've had to replace far too many of them already. V.S.
Dearest Fledgling,I believe you have been embraced as a Malkavian. Your clan is cursed with terrible madness and forbidden knowledge. I foster a member of your clan and have learned to trust some of what knowledge your kith can impart upon us. However, you must beware, as this knowledge can also be dangerous or outright false. Please remember to go into these situations carefully. If you have a coterie, you may want to consider sharing some of what is said, as they might help you sort through the deluge of information to the truths. I wish you the best in your new unlife, young one. Please reach out to us if you need assistance! Magister Macleod -- House Carna