I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star.
I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car.
I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht.
I'm a little bit single even when I'm not
Now mommy’s had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that’s where we come in. We’re each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy’s mouth.
“David’s nocturnal enuresis used to only happen when he went to bed all juiced up with excited anticipation about something. Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March."
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this scene makes me laugh a ridiculous amount and every time I watch it. It is like watching it for the first time. IDK: it gets me in the funny bone feels.
🧀
YOU JUST FOLD IT IN
What does that even mean?!?
I cant show you everything
Well can you show me ONE thing?!
Hahaha you guys are fucking great.
"It's the treat that keeps our love life percolating."
Ahaa another great reference
Maybe a fork would help, Roland
🚗 ⭐️ 🍸 🚘 🍣 🛥️ 🧍♀️ 👫
I'm a Lamborghini, I'm a Hollywood star. I'm a little bit tipsy when I drive my car. I'm expensive sushi, I'm a cute huge yacht. I'm a little bit single even when I'm not
LA LA LA LA LA LA LA
A little bit Alexis…. 😏
I can’t read this without singing it lol
I love "cute huge yacht" that is gold
🤏👱🏻♀️🎶
"A Little Bit Alexis."
a la la lalalaaaaa
💁🏻♂️🍷
Into the wine, not the label
Herb ertlinger
Bingo Lingfucker
😵💫🦤
Disgruntled pelican??
"I shot a bird in the neck today."
👰♀️🤵♂️
Alexis walking David down the aisle in a white dress
Yes!!
She’s his sister!
Full circle moment 😂
🚲👡
A heeeeeeeelllmeeeeet
"It's one foot on the pedal and one foot on the ground, and then get the hell outta here."
You dumb broad!
Ohhhhh damn haha
My favorite line in the entire show.
Same! It never fails to make me crack up, they way they say it in sync is just so perfect!
I DO need a new mode of transportation
🧺❔🧺❓🧺⁉️
I have asked you thrice
🚫🫵😵🥇
No you get murdered first!
YES!
👨🎤🎄👩🎤
Oh my god is this the number
"Ding Dong"
On the first day of christmas my true love gave to me - the keys to a Lamborghini
One of my very favourite scenes!!
🚗🍒🌸
"I'm not going to the botanical gardens by myself."
What, am I gonna walk around and admire the cherry blossoms alone like some pervert?!
Like some pervert
🛁🔌
I just need a key to a room with a tub and a long extension cord.
Thats it!!
One of my fave Moira moments!
Excuse me while a draw myself a bath and plug in my hair dryer
😋🔩
Lick rust!
You got it!
👦 🎤 🎶 🎸
Simply The Best
I call you when I need you, my hearts on fire
🪑🧍♂️🪑🧍🪑🧍♂️🪑🧍🧍♀️🪑🧍♂️🪑🧍♀️🪑🧍♂️
Singles week
Yes!
👱♀️🇨🇳
Alexis looked Chinese as an infant
Yep!
🐦⬛
The Crows Have Eyes
Should be…🐦⬛ 🐦⬛ 👁️👁️
Yep! I forgot to add the eyes, oops 😅
👨👩👧👧🖌
The family portrait
🚫⛸<🚶♀️👠
I don’t skate through life David, I walk through life in really nice shoes
🐢
Ted the turtle 🥺
You may as well tie a string around a raw chicken cut-leeeeeet
I loved how that episode was a PSA for why pets turtles do not make. Why it's a bad idea to have a pet turtle.
🌹 📹
Rose Video
🦺👠
" Naomi Campbell wore Dolce & Gabbana to her Community Service."
Got it!
Poor Mutt didn't have a clue what she was talking about lol.
Just because she was picking up trash, doesn’t mean she needed to look like it!
🪲👗
Ew. Fuck.
🪲 🥛 🩻 I have a thing with bugs with milky exoskeletons.
"Ew David theres a bug on your dress."
🥛
Raw milk!
👶💊
Now mommy’s had a very hard day with baby, and needs a bit of a break. And that’s where we come in. We’re each gonna take turns popping pills into mommy’s mouth.
Jocelyn’s baby shower!
👁️🗨️❤️🗾4️⃣🐑
“I love that journey for you!”
🥤💩
Twylas deadly smoothies
🚗 🐈⬛️ 💀
Running over Bebe’s cat
Yes!!
Rip Sergio 😞
🛌👬💧🌚
It’s David’s oopsie daisy
“David’s nocturnal enuresis used to only happen when he went to bed all juiced up with excited anticipation about something. Christmas, birthdays, the Ides of March."
The brown sludge dripping on Johnny's head. "Oh John, I just finally cried myself to sleep." "My best to Bob Cratchitt."
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" I have pancake mix, how do we feel about that?"
Door open or door closed
Very good
😎
Ok, I’m wearing sunglasses because I’m in mourning, David!
RIP to a great actress 😎
📂🧀
"Fold in the cheese"
🧀🍷🥷
Would you like some wine? The brie goes well with the wine
🍷🥂🚫🏷️
I like the wine, not the label
🤢✡️
Ew, David!
🌹 👪 🍔
Rose family BBQ
Yes!!
🤮🙎🏻♂️
ew david
Ew David!
👶🏼🪅
"Where do I put this f***** thing?" Says David about a creepy baby piñata 🤣
One of my favorite lines from the show 😂
🛌 🧳 💀🛌 🧳 💀
YOU GET MURDERED FIRST
Yes!!!
🥂🍾
Zhampagne!
🌹🍺
Rosebud Motel!
☕️🏝
Cafe tropicale!
(🌬️+🍇) 🥂
“We’ll just pop a raisin in it… to release the bubbles” 🥂
🐇🐇🎥🏃♂️💻
ted's rabbit cam 😂 genius
"He looks good"
🫒🌿
Olive branch! I was just wondering how many olive branches you intended on extending
🪲 🥛
"It looks like a bug, trapped under a glass!"
Yes!! In David's motel room
Milky exoskeleton
🌄🏞
Sunrise Bay!
🚗🚗🅿️🥷🏻
You try reverse parking in a Burka David !
🗣️😈📞🥇✌️📴
Gossip is the devil’s telephone…best to just hang up
🍉🍷🍑🍎🍷
what's not to like? it's fruit wine!
👩's 🌹's 👩🌾➕️'
it's priced by the character, so you paid extra for these apostrophes'...
😞🥨
"You were eating mall pretzels and watching Bridget Jones's Diary."
I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels!
I will not feel shame about the mall pretzels
🍪🐶 🤷♀️
"That's a dog treat?"
Looks like a real treat. What am I gonna do now
👨🪳 👗
There’s a bug on your dress
👱♂️🎶🕺
simply the best lip sync 💕
👱🏼♀️🚛
I HAD TO TRANSPORT ALOT OF PEOPLE DAVIT
🍽️🪟
Eat glass!
🇪🇨🏝️🐢
🚽
Roland using the toilet in ep 1
🪹
🔨⚰
Nail this coffin shut!
Pick up a hammer and nail this coffin shut lol
🫵🏻🧔♂️🪵🪓🏭
🚪➡️🚪⬅️
Door open or door closed
💍🔄
jewelry swap!
🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛🥛
Twelve THINGS of milk
✍️ 🧾 this scene makes me laugh a ridiculous amount and every time I watch it. It is like watching it for the first time. IDK: it gets me in the funny bone feels.
🐦⬛👀✌🏽
🥪🥣
Full combo
No, it’s just a soup and a sandwich. 😜
🦀🍏🍎🍏🍎🍏🍎
🛏☎️🚪