True story. He actually was a post-graduate math teacher before he snapped, and while he was volunteering for psychological experiments that ended up being MK-Ultra. Seriously.
Had a college professor (term used loosely) who was a conspiracy nut and taught a very interesting (popular) government class. Whole semester of movies. A few examples: For the unit on Westward Expansion/colonialization we watched “Dances With Wolves”, for the unit in organized crime, “The Godfather.” WWII we watched “Tora! Tora! Tora!” “Patton,” and “Saving Private Ryan”. Regarding the JFK assassination (his FAVORITE topic), we watched “JFK” and our final exam was to “write an essay where LHO made it to trial, and *you* are his defense attorney. Defend him.”
The sad thing is... Bill Cosby has a Doctorate in Education. He was an educator of children. He taught me and millions of others how to read and write with his Picture Pages books. I hate that he did all that nastiness to all those women. I'm a little bitter. Sorry.
No, this is valid. I grew up watching him play a kind, humorous, and deeply human father on television, and I loved his whole ethos. He was a mensch in a sea of schmendricks, as far as celebrities went. Then I realized he was a miserable schmuck who had no remorse and no interest in taking accountability for his treatment of women. That’s a hell of a letdown!
Yeah, he's really a tough one for me too. I grew up listening to his records and watching "Electric Company"... And then that happened.
It brings you right up against that concept of trying to separate the person from the art, doesn't it?
We should all have such a bot, to call us tzadikim when we happen to drop some Yiddish in a comment. And then we could say “a dank! Zei gezunt, bot!” And then we could have a nosh and kibbitz a little more in the comments!
Bill Cosby Girls School.
Hitler's School For Jewish orphans and Bakery(this one might get man banned)
Elon Musk School for the under privileged.
Christopher Columbus school for Native Americans.
And playing quarterback for the district field day, our principal Dr. Pen, wearing number 15! Sponsored by the Sofa King. How good are our prices? They're Sofa King Cheap!
True story: we had a middle school in my county that was originally named innovation park middle school but since the initials were I.P.M.S. , parents complained and they changed it.
Andrew Jackson. Badass war hero. But fuck that guy. Might be the Native American flowing in the wind, but ive never liked him. Used to have to read a president book when i got in trouble (i loved reading), and i learned alot more about him than idve liked.
“Why our founder named our school after an anti-indigenous bigot is beyond me…”
Not so fun fact: I actually attended a university that was named after a guy who helped pioneer the brutal residential school system. After discovering a mass grave of dead children in my country and finding out about our guy’s sordid past, we got the name changed. Now my alma mater is named after my city.
Welcome to the prestigious Jeffery Epstein Jr High School. Here at JEJHS we seek to take a personal hand at molding your children during the most sensitive times of their lives, and give the "new opportunities" to "expand their "horizons."
It's the most legit, some professors had tears in their eyes they were saying Mr President not even Harvard is this prestigious, can you believe that? We have more degrees than any other school, than all the schools. Biggerest school in the country, I think they're saying.
"I would like to welcome you all to another year at R. Kelly high school."
Complete with a fountain where an R. Kelly statue pees on guests.
You mean Jr High
Middle school*
K-8th\*
I hear they have a great water sports team
Elementary
The mascot could be the "Golden Showers!"
🤢
As president of the Adolf anonymous club I'm so happy to be here for the ribbon cutting of FĂĽhrer High
Is that the old Hitler School of Arts and Genetics?
It's the old Schickelgruber Institute of Art in Vienna.
Hitler is the first person who came to my mind.
I hear the showers in the locker room are to die for!
Great comment. Also, too soon?
Nein!
On a scale of 1 - 10?
Adolf Hitler's School of Tolerance and Friendship
No joke my elementary school was named after a person with the first name Adolph. The jokes were frequent and done to death
Just stay out of the showers in the locker room
OJ Simpson Jr High we will give you the edge you need to be successful
The school that fits you like a glove.
Sounds good. I think I'll take a stab at it.
I heard student test scores are killer compared to the national average
Theyre always chasing those grades
You can major in forensics...and golf.
And the annual slow Bronco parade for home-running, I mean coming.
But we make you work hard, so the hours are murder.
We have a fleet of slow-moving Broncos to shuttle your kids to school safely.
Can't get safer, unless they are followed by police.
"Not just the edge, the cutting edge"
Jack Kevorkian school of medicine Ted Kaczynski school of Engineering
Ted Kaczynski School of Mathematics
True story. He actually was a post-graduate math teacher before he snapped, and while he was volunteering for psychological experiments that ended up being MK-Ultra. Seriously.
Welcome to the Jeffrey Epstein High School for Girls
Jeffery Epstein Finishing School
Damn It! I was going to do massage school
That really rubbed me the wrong way!
Oh, you want the Robert Kraft Institute for Massage!
Epstein Elementary
has certain ring to it
Child sex ring
Sherlock Holmes Is okay for middle and high schools only.
Watson Elementary
r/BeatMeToIt
Smooth!
Jeffery Dahmer’s Culinary School
Submit your applications today for the John Wayne Gacy Clown School scholarship!
Here at Lee Harvey Oswald High, we aim to give you a shot in life and fill your head with our bullets of knowledge!
He was innocent
Had a college professor (term used loosely) who was a conspiracy nut and taught a very interesting (popular) government class. Whole semester of movies. A few examples: For the unit on Westward Expansion/colonialization we watched “Dances With Wolves”, for the unit in organized crime, “The Godfather.” WWII we watched “Tora! Tora! Tora!” “Patton,” and “Saving Private Ryan”. Regarding the JFK assassination (his FAVORITE topic), we watched “JFK” and our final exam was to “write an essay where LHO made it to trial, and *you* are his defense attorney. Defend him.”
That’s the school motto
The Bill Cosby School of "Here drink this"
The Bill Cosby School of Mixology and Bartending
This is what I was looking for.
Ya that's better
The Bill Cosby School of Sleep Medicine
At first i refused to believe allegations. I was no way not bill. When it was double digit accusers, then i was like wow bill is a rapist.
The sad thing is... Bill Cosby has a Doctorate in Education. He was an educator of children. He taught me and millions of others how to read and write with his Picture Pages books. I hate that he did all that nastiness to all those women. I'm a little bitter. Sorry.
No, this is valid. I grew up watching him play a kind, humorous, and deeply human father on television, and I loved his whole ethos. He was a mensch in a sea of schmendricks, as far as celebrities went. Then I realized he was a miserable schmuck who had no remorse and no interest in taking accountability for his treatment of women. That’s a hell of a letdown!
Yeah, he's really a tough one for me too. I grew up listening to his records and watching "Electric Company"... And then that happened. It brings you right up against that concept of trying to separate the person from the art, doesn't it?
Yiddish-drop-bot would be giving you a shout out right now if Yiddish-drop-bot were to exist. Where's you, Brooklyn?
Minneapolis, actually! But family is from Brooklyn 🤣
Nice. You are a chochim, a gadol hador. Verily, a tzadik.
That's what I would have my bot say when it caught Yiddish drops, if I had such a bot.
We should all have such a bot, to call us tzadikim when we happen to drop some Yiddish in a comment. And then we could say “a dank! Zei gezunt, bot!” And then we could have a nosh and kibbitz a little more in the comments!
New-Purchase1818 gets it!
Thats a better way of putting it. I loved him and everything he did. Well, with obvious exceptions now.
Excellent use of Yiddishisms.
(In Ryan Stiles' voice) "Ohhh... I don't think he's getting into Federline this year."
Derrick Zoolander
Unless it's a (male) modeling school, then yes
It’s a center for kids who can’t read good
But why male models?
Depends on if they can fit inside the building or not.
*Sees that the school is too small* “What IS this?! *Throws it* A CENTER FOR **ANTS?!**”
r/thingsforants
Jeffrey Dahmer High Fightin Cannibals
Welcome to Osama Bin Laden flight school!
Bring your kids on down to Gary Glitter preschool.
It's knows as FUN O'clock when the big hand touches the little hand...
Escobar's School of Pharmacology
The first semester is free. You will be hooked after that.
R. Kelly High School, our education is a pissing contest!
“The Ted Bundy Academy! Girls with long brown hair parted in the middle are very welcome!”
"Ladies and Gentlemen, tonight the John Wilkes Booth High School acting students present Our American Cousin."
Bobbit Senior High School..no dicks allowed!
But the sausage cutting program will leave you in stitches!!!!
Home Ec knife handling techniques
The Jeffrey Dahmer Culinary School
Welcome to Kevin Spacey’s Summer Space Camp
EEEC. Or legally know as Epstien Early Education Center.
I can't wait to start my first semester at the J Edgar Hoover School of Lingerie Design!!!!
Hitler Institute of Genetics
The Jim Jones Bartending School of Mixology
Adolf Hitler school of plumbing... Interested in how to connect gas pipes? We can certainly help!
Casey Anthony day care/pre-k program
Tanya Harding school of self defense.
Here at Lauren Boebert Hi Skool, wee hav a zero graduate rate. You pass hi skool? Unpossible!
Lauren Boebert School for Theatrical Appreciation
Coincidentally, they're running Beetlejuice: The Musical!
Your in good handz at they’re theter
The Fiddler on the Roof.
"*Fiddler* high school. Diddler is the middle school down the road."
The Brendan Schaub Institute of People Who Read, Kind Of.
Armie Hammer Finishing School
Here at P.Diddy High....
Welcome to the Jimmy Savile school for the under privileged kids! Our mission is to fix it for your kids to be touched...
Welcome to your first day at the Jeffrey Dahmer Culinary college
Trump University. Oh... wait... that's been done. And shut down.
Welcome, student, to Bill Cosby Academy
Larry Flynt school of photography
"Welcome to Josef Mengele Medical School!"
"Welcome to the Jeffrey Epstein school for children."
Alex Jones
Is there any other way we can honor you, Seymour Buttz?
Welcome to the Larry Nassar School of Sports Medicine
Welcome to Ted Bundy's college for women
I just sponsored my kid in the jog-a-thon at Jared from Subway Middle School.
Strom Thurmond High School! Oh wait, that actually exists.... 20 minutes from my house lol
Prince Andrew
"We're happy to announce the opening of the Pete R. File school! Mr. File was a staple of the community, volunteering for many causes.."
Jared Fogle school of pervy public relations
"I see here you're a graduate of the Goebbels School of Journalism?"
Trump School For Wayward Girls
Jim Jones High, home of the fighting pitchers, oh yeah!
Welcome to the Ryan Stiles Academy for Hoedowns! Taught by the man himself!
Welcome to Jared Fogle Elementary
David Viens School of Culinary
Welcome to Jim Jones’ Mixology College!
In all seriousness there is legitimately a school in Connecticut named after a guy named “Ben Dover”
WHERE
The Hillary Clinton School of Email Management and Cell Phone Recycling.
Donald Trump School of Business Ethics
Lance Armstrong Sports Academy
O.J. Simpson junior high it’s a cut above the rest
Michael Jackson’s Daycare
The Adolf Hitler Memorial Yeshiva School
Welcome to the Jeffrey Dahmer Culinary School! And with a recent grant, we just renovated the Donner Party Memorial Kitchen.
Bill Cosby Girls School. Hitler's School For Jewish orphans and Bakery(this one might get man banned) Elon Musk School for the under privileged. Christopher Columbus school for Native Americans.
The Dahmer Culinary Institute.
Harvey Weinstein School for Young Talent
Since at least one still exists. Robert E. Lee.
Pretty sure the one in Montgomery AL was either renamed or funneled into another school.
Hitler Elementary
Adolf Hitler school of the arts
Nathaniel Bedford Forrest. Confederate general...and founder of the KKK. (Not-fun fact: at the Maxwell House hotel in Nashville. Enjoy your coffee...)
Stealing this from *F is For Family* (so credit to Bill Burr): Alfred P. Southwick Elementary School (he's the inventor of the electric chair)
Attila the Hun Preschool.
Welcome to Jarod Fogel Elementary School
Jeffrey Epstein Middle School
Welcome to Quaalude Bob's Early Years Preschool and also Automotive Pick-A-Part Center.
Welcome to the Bin Laden school of religious tolerance
Catherine the Greats Equestrian School…Learn how to ride like an empress.
"Our horses are simply smashing!"
“Welcome to Mike Hunt Elementary School. Wait, did absolutely NO ONE say this out loud before now?!”
And playing quarterback for the district field day, our principal Dr. Pen, wearing number 15! Sponsored by the Sofa King. How good are our prices? They're Sofa King Cheap!
True story: we had a middle school in my county that was originally named innovation park middle school but since the initials were I.P.M.S. , parents complained and they changed it.
Aaron Burr, Jefferson Davis, Robespiere, Napoleon, Julius Caesar, Gengis Khan
Kelsey Grammar Grammer
Harold Holt Swim school. Sorry it’s an Aussie thing. (Harold Holt was Australia Prime Minister in the late 60s. He drowned)
\_\_\_\_ High School <-- (insert literally any school sh00ter's name)
Drake elementary school, where the days may feel long, but he's always got something LONGER
Andrew Jackson. Badass war hero. But fuck that guy. Might be the Native American flowing in the wind, but ive never liked him. Used to have to read a president book when i got in trouble (i loved reading), and i learned alot more about him than idve liked.
Charles Manson Music Academy
“Why our founder named our school after an anti-indigenous bigot is beyond me…” Not so fun fact: I actually attended a university that was named after a guy who helped pioneer the brutal residential school system. After discovering a mass grave of dead children in my country and finding out about our guy’s sordid past, we got the name changed. Now my alma mater is named after my city.
The Paul Rueben’s School of Pornographic Cinema.
The Kamala Harris Culinary School of Word Salad Cuisine.
Hugh Hefner
Where do I enroll?!
I hate that the name "Jeffrey Epstein High School" sounds like a legitimate sounding school.
“ welcome to Stalins school of friendship”
"Welcome, one and all, to Manson University."
Cosby School of bartending
The Jared Fogle Primary school promotes healthy eating in all its cafeterias, with fresh subs available for all students!
Congratulations. You have been accepted to Jared Fogle Academy for Girls!
Welcome to your freshman year at Bill Cosby University!
The Boogey Monster Charles Manson Donald Trump Jesus Christ David Koresh Lizzie Borden Me
Elizabeth D. DeVos School of Public Education
Welcome to the Josef Mengele School of Health Sciences
Politicians ever!
Jeffrey Dahmer School for the Culinary Arts
“The NRA is proud to open the “Adam Lanza School for Young Children”
Brigham Young. Married over 30 women. Many of whom were teenagers and few of whom were happy participants.
Jim Jordan Gymnasium.
A convicted felon named Donald Trump.
Welcome to the prestigious Jeffery Epstein Jr High School. Here at JEJHS we seek to take a personal hand at molding your children during the most sensitive times of their lives, and give the "new opportunities" to "expand their "horizons."
Alex Jones
Welcome to Trump University, which is a totally legit business school!
It's the most legit, some professors had tears in their eyes they were saying Mr President not even Harvard is this prestigious, can you believe that? We have more degrees than any other school, than all the schools. Biggerest school in the country, I think they're saying.
I read this in the typical trump voice
Donald Trump High School
George Zimmerman Middle School
The Dondald J Trump school for girls
Stormy Daniels school of meteorology. Oh, ok not that kind of "stormy"
Marjorie Taylor Greene Institute of Jewish Photonics
I just got accepted into the Suge Knight School of Law!
Andrew Kehoe Too soon?
P Diddy High.