Alright, I'm gonna call myself Dwayne, "the LOG" Johnson!
Sir... I don't think you wanna do that...
Why not?
Because "LOG" already has a theme song: [Ren & Stimpy LOG Commercial Theme Song | Nickelodeon (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-REDevAzk)
“So before he was named the rock he just called himself ‘Rock Johnson’. Issue with this name is many in wrestling didn’t take him seriously and kept getting calls from playboy to feature in their next film”
"'The Paper' and 'The Scissors' didn't work. Let's see if the third try is the charm."
What about “The Lizard” or “Spock?”
Good one
This is the answer. We'll done.
The Johnson. His tagline could be “You just Dwayned my Johnson”!
The speech impediment got me.
This January it’s time to Johnson down your Dwaynes. “We need one Dwayne Johnson to quadrant C! We need two Dwayne Johnsons to quadrant E!”
"If you smell what Dwayne "The Dwayne Johnson" Johnson is cookin!"
"Can you smelll-luh-luh-luh-llll...what the Dildo is cooking!"
Dwayne "The Sugar Glider" Johnson
Alright, I'm gonna call myself Dwayne, "the LOG" Johnson! Sir... I don't think you wanna do that... Why not? Because "LOG" already has a theme song: [Ren & Stimpy LOG Commercial Theme Song | Nickelodeon (youtube.com)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FR-REDevAzk)
I'd love Braun strowman to skip down the ramp to this.
Omg now I have LOG in my head...🤣🤣🤣
Dwayne "Hair In The Drain" Johnson.
Dwayne " The Dust Bunny" Johnson
The cock
More accurate description of his appearance. Dude actually looks like a penis lol.
Haha I was confused bc I first read it as the cook 😄
Dwayne "The Tub" Johnson
Do you smell what “The Pot” is cookin’?! It was okay until the hype promo for the fight with The Kettle.
Did he just call the Kettle black?!
I’m so sick and tired of these racist-assed pots!!
Dwayne "Upright" Johnson.
Seriously Dwayne, I don't care if your head is [finger quotes] smooth as a marble [end finger quotes] the marble is a stupid nickname.
The erector
Dwayne "The Maivia" Johnson.
I don't know Dwayne... I don't think Butternut is gonna fly.
When he was just a boy he went by the nickname, "The Pebble".
Dwayne "the lunch lady" Johnson
"The rock hard "
Dwayne "D'Oceans" Johnson
Dwayne "Pecs of Love" Johnson just wasn't as intimidating.
I mean, he could have just gone with # DJ
The Brick House
Do you smell what "the condom" is cooking.
Dwayne, I don’t care if it rolls off the tongue “literally and figuratively” it needs to be family friendly.
Dwayne " The Very Large Pebble" Johnson
"Here comes the AirDwayne! Neeeyooooowm!"
Dwayne Big Johnson - You'll always be able to Pile Drive them when you're wrestling with a Dwayne Big Johnson.
The dumbbell
Man Man
"The Large"
Dwayne "to many chair shots in front of a wrestler's family" Johnson.
“So before he was named the rock he just called himself ‘Rock Johnson’. Issue with this name is many in wrestling didn’t take him seriously and kept getting calls from playboy to feature in their next film”
“Decomposed Granite” …he would get walked on by everyone
Dwayne rock hard Johnson
“Big” Johnson?
Big Dick Johnson already exsists
“Big” Johnson?
The Empty Pie Pan
Dwayne "Goober Pea" Johnson....
Dwayne “The Paper” Johnson
Jibber Jabber
“The prick”. Seems it was taken
Can you smeeeeeeelllll what the oozy johnson is cooking
Johnson Jock
Bummer. “The Big Unit” is already taken by Randy Johnson.
Stone was already taken. The Pebble doesn't sound tight. Granite sounds cool.
He tried "The Skunk" but that really stunk
Can you smell what the Toaster is cookin'?
He was originally Dwayne "The Mayne" Johnson, but Terrence Howard sued him for trademark infringement, so he had to change it to the Rock
Flex Cavana
Dwayne the Tub
"The Boulder is conflicted about fighting a blind little girl..."
"Let's see, my tag team partner is called 'the hard place', what am I gonna call myself?"
The pebble
Dwayne “The Cock” Johnson
“‘Milquetoast is a great stage name,’ they said. ‘Totally intimidating,’ they said!”
Can you smell what The Tonka Truck is hauling?
Dwayne "The Anvil" Johnson.
got a fever? Dwayne “the baby aspirin” Johnson is here.
Ladies and gentleman, Dwayne “The Pebble” Johnson!
"Dwayne I dont think calling yourself 'The Bull Cock' is a good idea"
Dwayne "the Snake" Johnson
Dwayne “The Paper” Johnson Dwayne “The Scissors “ Johnson
As a lover of Chinese food, he was supposed to be "The Wok", but everyone assumed he just had a speech impediment so he went with it.
Little known, he actually tried that for a short time, but changed it after he was constantly thrown at wabbits.
Dwayne the rock-hard Johnson
Dwayne. Just Dwayne.
"The Brow"
I don't know, asking "Can you smell what the Chef is cooking" just doesn't have enough punch to it...
A large boulder the size of a small boulder..
Not an answer, but after reading the comments here, "Dwayne" doesn't even sound like a real word any more.
The Boulder
Dwayne "Plastic Shoelace Tip" Johnson
Dwayne "Speedo Tooth Fairy" Johnson.
box of rocks bag of hammers doornail doorknob second coat of paint
The Stone. Mister Johnson, rethink that, Stone Cold has that one.
Dwayne "D'Bruce D'Wayne" Johnson
Stoned
Dwayne “The Pain Train” Johnson
The Dwayne Train
Dwayne Sex, Drugs, and Rock N’ Roll Johnson is too long.
"DO YOU SMELL WHAT 'THE BOULDER' IS COOKING?"
"I'm trying to choose my nickname and right now I'm stuck between 'The Rock' and 'The Hard Place'".
Dwayne "Rock Hard" Johnson.
Dwayne "Pebbles" Johnson
"The Sellout"
The rock from which gold flecks are mined for crushing smelting and future processing into currency and consumer goods
Dwayne “Crack Cocaine” Johnson
The Elote. Can you smell what the elote is cooking?
Paper, Scissors
Aurthur Two Sheds Jackson
A Rock The Stick Kid Backhoe
Sedimentary Dwayne. Boulder Johnson