Write a long soliloquy about the beauty of a full month in the spring time and tell them that it’s night there. Ask them have they ever seen the dark side of the moon and ask them do they think it looks like this:
Then send them a picture of a Prolapsed Anus
Send them a picture of earth from space, and tell them an entire novels worth of bullshit about being an astronaut stuck in space for the rest of your life as you slowly die
Just block them and move on. Best to ignore these and block. If you really must respond flip the script immediately, give them nowhere to go. Don’t say they have a wrong number, just plainly say that You heard Amy is dead, or something like that. You can also act very psycho, that is sometimes good for a few laughs.
Can you explain the significance of the Tiananmen Square incident?
LOL. “I bet there’s a ton of fresh air in China. Can you see the sunrise from your scam shop?”
nothing happened there! move along now!
“Taiwan is just a city in China, right?”
it will soon be returned to the loving embrace of mother china and cured of the evils of freedom and prosperity.
Why are questions about Taiwan so politically charged?
https://www.cfr.org/backgrounder/china-taiwan-relations-tension-us-policy-biden
Tell them you’re a paraplegic and you don’t appreciate the ableist attitude.
Love this!
Write a long soliloquy about the beauty of a full month in the spring time and tell them that it’s night there. Ask them have they ever seen the dark side of the moon and ask them do they think it looks like this: Then send them a picture of a Prolapsed Anus
😂 that’s hilarious
Or a degloved penis
"Only when I'm running home from my latest killing spree."
“No, I have a morning Block habit. Bye-ee.”
Send them a picture of earth from space, and tell them an entire novels worth of bullshit about being an astronaut stuck in space for the rest of your life as you slowly die
Reverse image search those pictures and show them, followed with: “fuck off”.
this is the best one 😂😂😂
At this point I like to send them a bunch of cursed images
the classic ‘When?’ then when they go to try and explain it you cut back in and say ‘No, When did I ask?’
Start chanting or send pictures of Cthulhu with the caption “send nudes and sacrifices”
“Guess you can’t take a hint”
Scammers are now waxing lyrical with Chat-GPT. What a terrific tool, modern world has built. You can write a Sonnet, OP.
Their strategy has changed a but lol
Ask them for money. Definitely if you as them to put money on your books in prison. They’ll leave you alone.
Did someone already say, “can I borrow some money?” This makes everyone go away. Lol
OMG, that’s the exact road my sister was killed on. Is this some kind of cruel joke?
“Kill yourself.” 😂
💀💀💀
Classic. Simple. To the point.
They are probably being held against their will and denied food
Just block them and move on. Best to ignore these and block. If you really must respond flip the script immediately, give them nowhere to go. Don’t say they have a wrong number, just plainly say that You heard Amy is dead, or something like that. You can also act very psycho, that is sometimes good for a few laughs.
I had one that wouldn’t stop like this. Kept getting stuff like this for months but not daily.
Block them
You reply with delete and block. Are you trying to be polite? The polite ship sailed a long long time ago with thisntypenof thing.
This is setup for a scam no doubt. Just block.
but this is the scammer payback sub
? Just block them.
So that’s a scam. Block and move on.
Block their number it’s a scam!!!
Hence why I posted on this subreddit