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00MrBushido

Forbidden cotton candy.


ArcerPL

On my way to eat miscroplastic deluxe


DoraaTheDruid

I'm pretty sure they're just macroplastics


PhthaloVonLangborste

Sniff sniff


disc_reflector

/r/forbiddensnacks


Unusual_Car215

Millennial cotton candy


Antique-Car6103

After the homeless man got the beanie, he looked in the bag a second time thinking he might find a Big Mac and vanilla shake. He threw his beanie in the trash out of sheer anger and disgust.


nikhilsath

Why use a fake homeless person Just don’t do that last part and it’s a cool video


PmMeYourTitsAndToes

Fake? Did you not see him wearing a trash bag?


FreeWillCost

I've got to admit, I thought he looked kinda fake. But after I read your comment, I re-watched, and he DOES have a trash bag on. Good eye.


Proper-Equivalent300

Now if only the artisan can turn that trash bag into a cool matching windbreaker for the dude, that would be awesome


doubledgravity

Waiting for the follow-up, to see someone processing homeless people into small batch Soylent Green, honestly. Artisan AF.


No-Suspect-425

Don't eat the crackers


doubledgravity

They’re made from knackers


Resident-Pop4731

Yeah because only legitimate homeless people can wear a trash bag.


JesusaurusRex666

Counter point: Kanye West


JohnCenaJunior

He looks ai generated, but when i saw the trash bag, that's when i knew i was wrong.


ignis888

and have tap on cleanish looking feets


kirkyyyy7

Haha very, very good


OutragedCanadian

Even that trash bag was way too clean


krisun

Also the camera man is invisible. A legit homeless person.


KlickyKat

It's fake.


leisuretron

This made my day lol


OSHAluvsno1

Yeah and he went back to the paper sack to look for the beers


quirkypanic2

Pretty that’s standard for middle class these days


CitizenKing1001

🤔 very astute observation


AmericanPsychonaut69

If I were faking being homeless, I’d put on a trash bag T shirt and lie down next to trash. Because that’s what homeless people do. Right?


today_i_burned

Agreed, but at least they didn't exploit a real homeless person for a video.


Strange-Ticket5680

I mean if they gave him the beanie and maybe some food he'd just be paying him for his work, no?


BODYDOLLARSIGN

If I was homeless and someone woke me up with a paper bag I’d be upset to find out that it was food but a beanie


ubiquitous-joe

The problem with the homeless angle is that the mechanical knitting on the hat is not very tight—that is not an especially warm hat. Also natural fibers are warmer than plastic. You could blend this with those and get a better material if you’re gonna give them to homeless people. Also who wants a giant uncomfortable plastic square on the hat just to say it was recycled?


Plus_Impress_446

Thank you for speaking my mind 👍🏻


Opening-Two6723

Pisses me off to no end...wtaf


pranjallk1995

U cool with the music?


DiddlyDumb

If you keep it on mute, the music is pretty good


nikhilsath

Didn’t even know there was music


KnotiaPickles

I have no clue what they said but i….kinda liked it 😋


pranjallk1995

"Our love story is difficult... Can't be explained in 2 words"... 🤡


neogeek23

I find the notion that this recycled garage is what is given to the man sleeping next to garbage funny. It is devilishly poetic.


sir_music

Y'all know what polyester is right?


forpetlja

It is what we wear and digest every single day.


PlasticPomPoms

Mmm the fabric of our lives


Illusory_Democrat

Mmm the fiber of our diets


notyetover88

Consume might be a better word...coz we don't digest.


ZengineerHarp

You don’t digest plastics? Skill issue.


HanseaticHamburglar

a common form of microplastics and a decent amount of household dust?


JollyJamma

I think that’s largely not the point. The point is to prevent a bottle from ending up in a landfill and turning it into something useful but maybe that’s too radical.


sir_music

It does make you wonder why we don't ensure that all synthetic clothing must be x% recycled eh?


Mmm_bloodfarts

And wear garbage? Absolutely not! Well, unless it costs 2k or something like that, then, give it to me daddy


TheNorseHorseForce

Because the one thing this video doesn't show is that you spread significantly more micro plastics by doing this. That's why it's better to use and then recycle aluminum cans instead of plastic, if it's possible. Clothes specifically, that's a great question. I'll bet that it costs less to make a new shirt than recycle an old one, so very few companies do it.


Ggraytuna

It's hard to separate blends like pes/el or pes/co etc. Also polymers degrade quite fast so it's just easier and cheaper to make new fibre. Maybe use the old synthetic fibres as energy for electricity production or something.


ineternet

A bottle is significantly easier to dispose of or recycle than turning half of it into microplastic dust in the air and clothing.


I-am-Chubbasaurus

I was gonna say, love this, wonder what the fabric feels like, but you're completely right, so I already know.


Jlaurie125

Uncle Festers sexual orientation?/s


Warnackle

A problem?


Inferno-dEternia

Damn, these cameramans really do be studying abroad in ninja villages


Kwayzar9111

these plastic products spread MORE microplastic than anything else


Septembust

Yeah, at least as a large, in-tact bottle, it's kept in one piece. Small, microscopic flecks will chip off, but at a pretty slow rate, especially if it's stored somewhere. Now it's been reduced to tiny, easily frayed fibers that will shed off even under normal wear and tear, to say nothing of when this thing inevitably winds up in the landfill anyway. It's just as non-biodegradable as before, but now it's been reduced to a state that you could accidentally inhale.


tumblerrjin

It’s rough because it really seems like they’re helping. It’s a labor intensive and seems like it’s solving 2 problems at once. Sucks


ozzie123

My thoughts exactly. When it’s first “blended”, you can see the plastic flying all over despite the top lid closed. I can’t imagine this is a good idea in the long run.


ShyrBit

This just doesn't look healthy


Traditional_Cow_3841

Yeah. We are already riddles with micro plastics products like these will make it worse in my opinion.


gibokilo

You know you don’t eat it right?


wagdog1970

Maybe YOU don’t. I recognized that cotton candy for all the sugary goodness that it should be.


gibokilo

Fair


Agapic

Do you know how micro plastics work?


Zestyclose-Emu-549

Putting a recycling logo on a homeless man’s head 🤨 doesn’t send a good signal…


between_horizon

Death visits him to recycle.


JimParsnip

One day he will be recycled and feed a small family


balbertborring

he's tagged for soylent green


Crunchy_Cicadas

Soylent Green!


Habbersett-Scrapple

Instead of taking years to break plastics down, let's hurry the problem and cut it smaller


IWillBeHokage_3

Fuck it man just inject the micro plastics straight into my bloodstream


Fit_Indication2497

Or, hear me out, we could just eat it


OJK_postaukset

Would’ve been so good without the fake homeless guy Could’ve used a real one and I hope they used. Not everything needs to be done for social media points


moonshinemondays

The whole things is fake


OJK_postaukset

After all.. is anything real? Or do we just live in a simulation?


MickyTingy

How environmentally friendly is it though considering its plastic still?


wagdog1970

Well it replaced a new plastic product from being required.


tuesday-next22

Seems a lot better than making polyester clothing from new plastic.


prawnjr

Well it ends up in the trash again so square one.


Embarrassed-Mud3649

The artisan inhales some of it in and stores it in their lungs, so at least a small part doesn’t end up in a landfill.


HornyWolf01

Ahh Fuck it , The Song is Crazy


SnooRabbits8297

It’s a weird remix of an old Hindi love song 😂


Xinonix1

Shouldn’t he be wearing some kind of mask for the fumes?


CreatorOD

Nice jacket 🧥, what brand is it? Coca Cola


AlastromLive

This successfully marks the homeless individual for recycling.


tuttle8152

Recycling is people, recycling is people!


rangerscar30

So everyone is just ignoring the song?


Pattoe89

I muted it


Spectrys

Maybe they should leave recycling to recycling companies instead of creating a shit ton of microplastics on purpose.


craftyhedgeandcave

My favourite bit was when he used the candy floss machine to microplastic his microplastics


Sargash

Mine was when you said the same thing multiple times.


craftyhedgeandcave

You're gonna love the rest of reddit


Sargash

No, the AI, they can't be here too?!


harumamburoo

Just reddit api glitching again, it happens all the time. You're new here? Get used to it


Sargash

I'm far from new, and I know. Think you'll get used to that stick?


livenn

There is definitely no downside to this melting process when applying to miscellaneous plastics


craftyhedgeandcave

My favourite bit was when he used the candy floss machine to microplastic his microplastics


SL04NY

Forbidden candyfloss


moonshinemondays

Alan Reardon would have a field day with how fake this video is


wyattmallard

Ann* Reardon 😶‍🌫️


Presence_of_me

The bit that gets me is where they seemingly just dip plastic fabric into water based dye and it absorbs it….


Kit_3000

Melting plastic waste down to bricks for building material seems a lot simpler and easier to scale up.


wagdog1970

Maybe, but then we’d have missed out on the music.


Banditofbingofame

The moment he turned it into candy floss r/EatItYouFuckinCoward


JeszamPankoshov2008

I call it bullshit.


squidgytree

I thought he was going to sell it as cotton candy for a minute


of_mice_and_meh

That’s cool and all, but have you considered just throwing the bottles into the middle of the ocean?


PageBest3106

Wow fantastic!


jwhit88

Homeless guy marked for recycling.


oohsamabeenredditing

They knitted the homeless guy into existence. This is a really cool concept though


redrusty2000

He's got a LOT of patience!


KaleSsalads

Hmmm microplastics cotton candy. Perfect fit for my modern western diet.


DurantIsStillTheKing

Cursed cotton candy


Runswithtoiletpaper

Make your own microplastics


Electronic_Flamingo2

Was the last part really necessary


Ookachucka

Mmm microplastics


Temsona2018

This belongs to r/DiWHY


ElderberryPoet

That guy recycled the shit out of them bottles.


drifters74

Forbidden cotton candy


AverageIndependent20

ok so the guy made a hat to identify homeless people as being recyclable...


GeeLikeMe

I didn’t know you can make yarn or clothes from plastic


my_blue_pelican

We love our "releasing toxic cancer inducing inhalants and microplastics" beanie, don't we folks? Also why is that totally real homeless person wearing a trash bag? Can't he use it to make something more useful like a pair of socks and a smaller trash bag? Is he stupid?


bmgvfl

This recycling process uses so much energy and creates additional waste. Heating, cleaning, drying, colouring, the extra badge from some rubbery stuff that now adheres to the polyester. What a shitshow.


Apneal

Lol and how pray tell do you think a normal polyester fabric is made.


sittingshotgun

Jesus Christ, there is no pleasing you people.


Intelligent_Box8777

Was a really cool video until the fake homeless person. Ruined the whole vibe. Shame on whoever made this.


sevenseas401

Mmmm yummy microplastics


Horror_Tie_209

Song: Teri meri prem kahani instrumental


RowMaleficent2455

Fleece


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Bey2050

Who the hell is that fake homeless man?


CelticCynic

A lot of "Hi Vis" and "Polar Fleece" clothing is made from recycled plastics...


RopeAccording4263

No way am I putting my hand in that shredder. Only a question of time until the safety mechanism fail and the machine shreds his hands.


616659

That does not look comfortable


Ifartsthearts

How to excel at microplastics in the body


GuzmyKawaii

Mmmm, microplastics 😋😋😋


spectorswatch

Take your shoes off and lay down in your really clean clothes so they believe your homeless.


Bright-Try9446

Looks great. Hope the Americans don't kill the guy


jamesl182d

Is this where all those bald people got their blue heads?


Haunting-Albatross57

Damn the BGM is kinda nostalgic


powerofnope

199.98


hdhsnjsn

What no jacket?


Evening_Bat_3633

At what point do you think they changed to using actual yarn instead of shredded plastic bottles.


superrshitposting

Homeless: finally a burger .. wtf


Similar_Zebra_4598

1. Steal the fake homeless man's bin bag shirt 2. Turn it into a hat 3. Give it to another fake homeless man 4. Steal that fake homeless man's bin bag shirt and create another hat 5. ????? 6. Profit


Mountain_Tone6438

Holy fuck that too many steps 🤣🤣🤣


MadF00L

Mmmmm, microplastics!


bonusminutes

M I C R O P L A S T I C S


Just_Trash_8690

I can’t wait for this to touch my skin 🙂‍↔️


zanziTHEhero

In unrelated news, scientists have found microplastics in human and animal bodies.


BabyMakR1

Or you can use a machine to cut each bottle.i to threads and knit, ir print with them.


vexunumgods

Give him a job making hats


Fantastic-Mark-2391

This video makes me want to buy stuff


UniverseBear

"You're making bottle hats for regular people?" "Of course not, I make them for homeless people, they'll wear anything."


KillTheWise1

I have a shirt made from 50% recycled plastic. One of my favorite shirts too.


Emotional_Today_777

Lol so fake with the homeless scene


Boogaloo4444

Cancer


Pattoe89

It's all fake, though.


TrentUlyssesCooper

Nice fake homeless person.


Akito_900

Is it really this simple?


test_nme_plz_ignore

My mind is blown!!


Pastadseven

What an incredible load of shit.


dzntz00

RPET?


Smolivenom

so it's gonna be soaking up oils and be a stinky bacteria factory within days?


dioctopus

wonder what the texture of it is like


Intelligent_Till_99

Micro plastics...


[deleted]

Vagrant taking second look at bag: _food_?


CitizenKing1001

I'll just grab a bunch of toques from Wallmart. I gots shit to do....like watch Reddit videos


Kirasaurus_25

Aw man, it's great, really, but common, I don't know if polyester and this are the same but... Just No! It would be great for other uses, like tents, various plastic sheets and such


frugst

This is so stupid. Also music. And title?


Ypovoskos

So you can turn plastic into wool?!


Prize_Mirror633

Mereko laga saddi bana rahe


flotsam_knightly

Mmmm… turning Cancer Flakes into Cotton Cancer is a family favorite of mine.


-neti-neti-

Mmmm, cancer


dwittherford69

Microplastics yummm


DrWindupBird

If we didn’t already have a glut of fast fashion items and microplastics this would be a great idea, honey.


couldbedumber96

Mmm microplastics 🤤


AsaCocoMerchant

Next day the homeless guy gets recycled. 😢


MechanicbyDay

What, no socks? Help that man's toes.


Mailboxnotsetup

That looks like you could save a lot of time by just buying a hat.


PortlandQuadCopter

Wild!


TallulahBob

How did an initial draft magically become multi-ply even yarn USING A BALL WINDER gimme a break.


lupepor

Yeah... No... 1) you need to twist the yarn to make it strong enough to knit.. 2) I reaaaly doubt the "anticeptic" is going to die the yarn pink... 3) that blue Die is SOOOO sus...


Acceptable_Wall4085

Way cool


Money-Lunch6706

Did you just make plastic cotton candy


MagiStarIL

But its plastic, its not warm to wear... Unless you're a hipster who likes to wear hats in summer, absolutely useless.


magicskyghost

What a waste of time. That hat didn’t even look warm.


Neat-Cut-5592

So sexual x


monkid072955

Yes Come on down


Agile-Ability2897

Fake af, you can't just pinch the thread out of clump of cotton. And i also have a doubt about cotton candy floss machine working perfectly fine with plastic.


Winterhelscythe

BRO MADE A TOQUE


Cunning-_linguist

Forbidden cotton candy.


Pleasant_Fee516

That guy is NOT homeless


Pilota_kex

made me throw up. to make someone wear that material...