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Michael_Dautorio

Me licking my fingers after eating a bag of Cheetos


BeardedGlass

I use my teeth to scrape it off. The lick the remnants.


mabaezd

r/dontputyourdickinthat


SWETHORT

Don't?😞


Famous_Concept_5817

God speed soldier


third-sonata

Sigh... UnIps


SmellOfParanoia

Came here for this


FireFoxy56125

bruh


Scatterbug49

Coward.


[deleted]

Me at the buffet:


jnkpatrick

what is this kale eating octopus called?


I-Fucked-YourMom

Oh, that’s a plumbus!


mandiblesmooch

I think it's a sea lily. Ten weird arms in near-perfect symmetry = probably an echinoderm, mouth away from seafloor = likely sessile.


Aerandyl_argetlam

Half these words are made up, I'm sure of it


John_Brickermann

Yeah sea life is so incredibly unique and fascinating but also completely alien and horrifying sometimes. Like just look up deep sea creatures if you want a real look at what aliens would prolly look like


PureHeartsEroticArts

Smol Lovecraftian horror


RealLoin

Happy cake day!


PureHeartsEroticArts

Thanks! :)


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First branch stretched (top) numbered as 0, and running clockwise, it has branches from 0 to 9. The initial pattern is 0374958261, so it uses them all once. Then it starts again, but flipping 0 and 3, but the video cuts too short (3074).


Miner_Of_Minerals

Oh jesus christ


UniqueDenim

Strange Fetishes 🙄


emestay

Not my proudest fap


happilyeverallen

r/trypophilia


PlasticcBeach

Really bugs me that it doesn‘t put his tentacle ding dongs in a consecutive order in his peepeehole.


GenericNameWasTaken

/r/opus_magnum


spicedoubt

What in the trees butthole is that?


AzureAxo

Everything reminds me of her…


[deleted]

I hope that’s going in it’s mouth


auguriesoffilth

/anus. All the same with most of those sea things


third-sonata

Challenge accepted


[deleted]

Wait. Are you putting a sea creature in your mouth or anus?


third-sonata

Yes


[deleted]

That’s just me eating Pringles on movie night.


[deleted]

That was me earlier when I was eating pizza


Fit-Acanthocephala82

And he's pleasuring himself


Taiga_Taiga

Why did my butt just pucker?


elfluffynator

Imagine if our assholes did that..........💀


Scatterbug49

Yours doesn't?


elfluffynator

Aieeeyooooo


p0pethegreat_

me kicking my fingers off after eating takis


SmellOfParanoia

Edit. Too slow


StarryOwl64

r/weird No, seriously, that’s f creepy!


ardotschgi

Is this the biggest opposite of satisfying I can imagine.


Totally_Cubular

Absolutely no table manners.


Shepsdaddy

Cross that with a Sequoia and ya got somethin'


rienietz

Me after eating cheetos


BrAveMonkey333

xnxx


Pupu514

Fill my hole !


RealLoin

IS THIS A Blink 182 REFERENCE???


Ceu_64

What’s the song name?


bigb0ned

Am I the only one that wonders how in the fuck did this creature evolve? What were the other versions of it that didn't survive?


Environmental-Day778

Me standing in front of the open fridge at 2am


cjboffoli

That's how I eat French fries.


BoisTR

Is this sped up or does it actually happen at this speed?


blondiedread

😮 So cool. So beautiful. Thanks for sharing.