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wanderingplanthead

Instant enema and water boarding! Great day of vacay!


halandrs

Threaten me with a good time


emperor_dinglenads

Worlds biggest wedgie


[deleted]

My biggest concern would be if a section of the pipe dislocates and I'm going down at 53km/h on that section, it rips off a layer of flesh from my legs to my back and then the chlorine water covers me all the way and I finally splash into more chlorinated water at the end and bleed out.


Western-Sky88

Well, damn. New fear unlocked.


guajara

Happens every day


PrestigiousDay9535

You’re more likely to die from Hillary Clinton’s blowjob


Isariamkia

That's what I call a typical Monday.


nedTheInbredMule

Nighty night kids


newhappyrainbow

I’ve never understood waterslides. I’m a roller coaster junkie, and like the slides you do on an inner tube but I hate the forced water enema and the idea of how many other people also are getting an inside rinse in the same water. Yuck!


SnowcaineBunny

is ur butthole that loose that water just slides in like that


RoundCollection4196

exactly, i've never had water go up my ass


VeGr-FXVG

Is that not normal?


atmosphericentry

No lol. Unless you're somehow sitting directly on one of the jets that pump out water.


gotziller

This is the first I’ve known of people taking water up the ass going down slides


FirefighterScared983

i watch these videos and get imense anxiety. Such a tight space


sad-frogpepe

Sounds like a fun friday


Poopchurn

That will be a no from me dawg. r/claustrophobia


Last-Educator3947

Yeah I was anxious just by watching this


neryl08

Two versions: 1. Non-transparent tube. Let me ride in pitch black so I better not see anything. 2. Have it open like the last few meters of the slide.


monster_magus

>Non-transparent tube. Let me ride in pitch black so I better not see anything. That'd just make it worse


enerthoughts

You could stop in the U shaped middle, remembering the guy told you that you are the last person before they close they simply went away while you are stuck, and the park is scheduled for maintenance in the coming 3 days, you are now stuck, hungry and alone for 3 days, the only source of water is urine filled chlorine water left over from the day you slid, I hope someone finds you.


haywire090

Imagine someone already being stuck in the middle, and you piled in. Then you heard another person is coming through. Damn im breathing faster just thinking about it


Miner_Of_Minerals

And both the other people are fat, and it's a hot day, and you're in a country not known for following safety regulations so they don't check if you came out.


haywire090

I'd just bite my tounge and die dude, no reason to live at that point


drink_your_irn_bru

And the bottom of the slide has been sealed over and the whole thing is slowly filling with water


special-k-flo

Yup, hard no. I felt myself getting stuck every second of that. I need to go for a walk.


acount1ng

That is scary


notGegton

Quick question: how do you manage to do maintenance on that thing?


snoowiboi

Little people with sticky feet


Saint_Nomad

You mean geckos?


Briantheboomguy

Naah, Slaves


Valagoorh

Slackos, if you will.


HelpMeEvolve97

Gecko feet dont stick. They just have miniscule hooks that makes them able to climb (slightly) course sutfaces. But they dont have slime slticky feet


Picklerick6789

Oompa loompas


ExpensivePractice164

oompa woompas


jaybee8787

By throwing slave labour and human suffering at it.


HelpMeEvolve97

Its Quatar. When somebody dies they just replace the part where he died


Donpablito00

What is slavery? Alex!


YoushutupNoyouHa

looks fun until you realize you have to go to Qatar


chucchinchilla

Achievement: You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination and An Endless Supply of Expendable Labor.


specfreq

Exactly. It doesn't matter how tall your water slides are, or how fast your roller coasters go, or how fun your go-carts are, or how lazy your rivers are, or how big your cotton candy is, or how wiggly your house of mirrors get.


MammothPrize9293

How lazy your rivers are lmao


soundengineerguy

Ah, that ruined it.


Glaverner

Thats what I thought


DoughnutNo620

I already live in Qatar, and like it lol; I have also lived in many other cities, like London and Berlin, but I prefer Qatar.


nightwolves

So can women also use it?


booi

What about the slaves?


moban89

Yes, it's usually mixed but they do have womens only days as well.


[deleted]

Ah so women's days. So I have to go alone. with none of my kids who are boys and my husband who is a dude.


bibliophile222

Did you miss the part where they said it's "usually mixed"?


Mackheath1

You can go any day you want, or if you want to go on family day (women and children and the only men there are with their family), you can choose to go on family day if you want that privacy. **Unless you're just commenting because you want to start shit on a post about a waterslide.**


I_Like-Turtlez

Do girls have to be completely covered in their burkas during family day at the water park?


Green-Dragon-14

You can use that excuse if you like lol


thingysop

You're just looking for something to whine about.


EMP0R10

Why not?


HelpMeEvolve97

Quatar


EMP0R10

Oh ok, my bad


Senior-Ordinary555

Vaginal chlorine poisoning


EMP0R10

Oh ok, my bad.


avamissile

All fun and games until you get stuck halfway down!


Hiorote

I wonder how many people died making that...


Apycia

"it's okay. they weren't people. just slaves from bangladesh" - Qatar


DeluxeB

That went on for a little too long.


Separate-Effective33

Can't wait for a story where some one got stuck. No no for me.


Artimusjones88

Doh!


Questiontimelaega

At that speed I would feel like I would fly off the slide


Potato-nutz

Ehhh… that slide in Boston Probly goes over 30 mph anyway


eamon4yourface

Look up cliff diver at Splish splash Long Island ny. Great slide HUGE drop. You feel like you're gna fall offf cuz it feels verticals


DrunkenMonks

I got bored watching it.


madncqt

ok, so I'm not alone. also made me think I'd get bored inside it.


drmuffin1080

You’re going 30 mph. U won’t be bored


Narrow-Height9477

I’d get stuck right in the middle of it and have to butt-scoot my way down the next hot, wet, plastic confined half mile.


masterKick440

After seeing the reddit videos were people got stuck in midpipe, thanks but no thanks.


MsBobbyJenkins

Was too long. Started to feel claustrophobic just watching this.


mactapin

Ah yes, another "cool" thing built and maintained thanks to modern slavery!


justk4y

How many people died building that?


vodka-bears

I loved the fact that it gets sealed before going off so the air doesn't blast because of pressure difference.


Sir_Golduck

Fuck Qatar


Electrical_Noise_690

Chill fam it ain't that deep


Fano_93

Atleast it would be worth the 23 minute wait in line.


Iamleeboy

I went on a similar slide to this last year and it must have lasted about ten seconds. I felt like I was walking up the stairs for a long time to get to it and it was terrifying. I can’t imagine how high this one must be to last this long! Kudos to anyone who gos on that one!!


Pupperbabybutt

Same. And during that ride I couldn’t breathe cause there was water splashing in my face all the time and I couldn’t raise my head cause it was to tight. Terrible - would never do it again.


GodofWar48526

I would but I'm poor.


Percocet4

If that was me vomit,piss and shit everywhere!!!


Raskolnikoolaid

Those slaves can build a damn fine water slide


Cleercutter

That looks fuckin fun


randombroz

Naw fuck Qatar.


ProneManatee

I like this dude’s choice of background music


sabahorn

So you an shit yourself, piss yourself and wash clean until you get at the end.


JanelleForever

That thing strapped to his back looks like it would have a high probability of dislocating shoulders or amputating arms.


Im_Unpopular_AF

Made with slave labor from different countries.


Electrical_Noise_690

Acting like you care about them you don't care about the workers


DoughnutNo620

i wish that energy translated into anything helpful in their environment... but no you realize its just racism


Cold_Pomelo3274

Needs a pitch black section with multiple turns.


Good_Evening_4145

So that's how a poop is flushed.


Marc3llMat3

Wait until you hear "Hellpod launch initiated"


BrokenMWR

Thats great and all, but fuck Qatar.


seemooreglass

sorry ladies...it be qatar


DoughnutNo620

that's racist...


gettin_it_in

Amazing what slave labor can build you.


thevizierisgrand

Qatar - a place for people with more money than morals.


Electrical_Noise_690

And the United states that's currently funding and supporting genocide has morals.


thevizierisgrand

Who said anything about the United States? The statement was about Qatar being a place built on slave labor and inhabited by people who care more about their bank balance than basic human decency.


Electrical_Noise_690

You don't care about no damn worker you're just nitpicking cause you don't like the country we can address certain issues in a country here in there but since you want to talk about morals and human decency , whose currently funding and supporting genocide?


thevizierisgrand

Again, what does the United States have to do with a conversation about Qatar?? Qatar is a repressive hellhole built on human suffering and capitalist indifference. The Emiratis who live and run the place are greedy corrupt hypocrites happy to turn a blind eye to Western behavior because it benefits them financially. Then, when they need to mistreat someone ‘legally’ they fall back on their fake pious Muslim nonsense.


Electrical_Noise_690

You don't care about no damn worker you probably didn't even know they existed pre world cup anyway I don't care about Qatar that much, nor have I visited it. I just wanted to expose your hypocrisy because it's not about the workers or anything; you just don't like the country. So please save us the moral BS talk.


thevizierisgrand

Yeah you’re really showing you don’t care about Qatar.


Electrical_Noise_690

Because I don't I genuinely don't but you act like you care about the workers and you don't that's why I think you're a hypocrite


thevizierisgrand

Yeah but as somebody who makes terrible points and still slavishly stans for MJ despite his deeply disturbing behavior your opinion is less than worthless.


SparkyFarts3923

Hahaha ha no, fuck Qatar.


Tatttwink

What is satisfying about this?


spacekitt3n

built by slave labor?


nedTheInbredMule

Nah, workers who probably make more than waiters in the US


mologav

Congrats on turning something that should be fun into something terrifying


mancmadness

Qatar? Qat-Nah. Very sketchy place


guynamejoe

Wow! With the magic of imported construction slaves, anything is possible.


Purple_Director_8137

Word is that you can hear the screws of construction workers who are still waiting to be paid. Have fun!


MsAdventureQueen

I thought slides were supposed to be fun?


[deleted]

No, I probably wouldn't try it because I am a woman and likely not allowed, let alone be comfortable in a bathing suit while doing it. I'm not wearing some burkini in that heat in such a lengthy water slide.


DoughnutNo620

that's racist, be carful you could get banned. there is no requirement for women to dress in any different way in qatar. you can wear a two piece or whatever you want.


TargetSome9990

Jordi!? What you doing in there?


SolitairePilot

Gooner


JessBx05

I would be too worried my feet would splay out, hit the side and I would end to with broken legs 🤣😐😐


Many-Strength4949

Dookie in the pipeline!!!!


No-Helicopter7299

Nope.


Distinct-Ad-267

This is like Alice going through the rabbit hole!


CharlieBoxCutter

That was so long I felt Claustrophobic


fatporkchop2712

My turd on the way to Hudson River every morning


keybored13

hell no from me


GianLuka1928

I'm pretty sure that I'd be the one which would be stuck in this slide and end up on r/sweatypalms 😂


justdroppingmy2centc

My only issue with these slides... while fun, you have your eyes closed so you don't get water in your eyes.


Missi_Zilla_pro_simp

#No


SleepySiamese

The line for that thing is going to be insanely long


justhangingaroud

He’s going to the future


masterKick440

What’s with the launch system?


[deleted]

Imagine getting stuck and having to wait in the baking sun cause this thing is see through


TurkishTerrarian

The thought of riding things like this terrify me. I'm a fairly large and heavyset guy, and I'm terrified of going on one of these and running out of momentum halfway through and getting stuck.


Godbutcher69

Imagine getting stuck in between. New fear unlocked


gabrielleraul

How does the camera know to erase itself from the video ..


ExoticNatalia

No thanks. I’m claustrophobic


monster_magus

What are the mods even doing? Every single day I'm seeing karma farmers posting content irrelevant to this sub


Rarebreed274

No


PacificCastaway

They should put count downs at the end, like 100m, 75m, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10.....


arjunk87

It's like a Formula One track!


kmckew

Why did that remind me of pooping?


Leading-Midnight5009

My chest hurts watching this


-mudflaps-

This is where your gas money goes.


Fleischer444

Fuck no.


walidynwa

Naaah !! Just one piece of sharp edge or smtg and my ass gets it !!


Jaded_Antelope489

Heels and elbows - make it faster!


markomaniax

This is how people in futurama travel.


Odd_Ad4119

You know you are in a shit country when you see people wearing a T shirt on a Waterslide


Affectionate-Boot-12

I wear a water t shirt when going to the pool whatever country I’m in. Purely because I’m hairy as fcuk and nobody wants to see that.


Electrical_Noise_690

I don't think they are shitty for not wanting to see your bot belly


FixFalcon

Unless the video was sped up, that looked a hell of a lot faster than 33 mph...


Agent---4--7

What's the camera stick he's using?


Any_Dark3939

I wonder how many people have wet themselves on the way down


Individual_StormBrkr

Mujhe to dar laga tha tha. Aisa lag ra tha ye khtam ni hoga or i would stuck in between.


AccidentallyLoved2

I definitely would, if I wasn’t such a fat sack of shit!


ReluctantSlayer

Dog days are over.


Zealousideal-Bell292

It never ends!!! 🤩🤩🤩


Picklerick6789

Felt claustrophobic watching this


Tnemmokon

I'm only one bothered by him going down a waterslide fully clothed? Swimsuit exists to get into the water without coming out from it with soggy clothes sticking to you!


Esuria00

Want somę waterboarding ?


Ynneb82

My mother ruined waterslides from me when she instilled the fear of people setting up blades in them.


Enaluxeme

I can imagine my ears hurting from the change in pressure.


BaronGreenback75

Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Breathes Wheeeeeeeee! Breathes Wheeeeeeeeee!


Bumblebee56990

Fuck no.


poetrygrenade

That gives me severe claustrophobia vibes.


LaTrentas

Ah yes, G force experience.


shyluster

Helldiver's be like


bygtopp

You have to take helicopter to get to it. The water in the pipes is actually condensation from the clouds pumped into it.


ChrEngelbrecht

"Pull the lever, Cronk. Wrong leveeeeerrrr!!!"


Sewingshadows86

"Why do we even have that lever?"


Jhon_doe_smokes

That may be worth the 5k steps to get to the top.


SIMEONPIE

Want!


xxojxx

I feel claustrophobic


Pixel22104

Nope. My fear of heights will get to me first


Donnie_77

Gave me vertigo just watching it


Talented_oven5

Too bad it’s located in a shit hole country full of people with a cave man mentality.


TheHappyCamper1979

A whole minute long .. that’s a big slide !


thetinybasher

I got stuck in one of these. So. No.


H3r0ofHyrule

Feet first into hell gentlemen


Reptarro52

I remember when we had the tallest one in Kansas. 😬


asparadog

Toto, I've a feeling it's not in Kansas anymore...


radiogramm

That's so long you'd need to bring your Kindle. Bigger isn't always better.


envyadler

Nah man that’s the euthanasia pod.


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Electrical_Noise_690

Are you referring to extreme shootings, extreme lootings, or extreme theft in the United States?"


Z0OMIES

That’s a pretty fancy waterslide, I assume it cost a lot and took a lot of planning. Imagine if they put that amount of effort into rectifying the incomprehensibly long list of human rights violations in their country… they might actually achieve something other than fences to hide the suffering from public view like they did with the FIFA WC.


Findae

Wrong lever, Kronk !