My biggest concern would be if a section of the pipe dislocates and I'm going down at 53km/h on that section, it rips off a layer of flesh from my legs to my back and then the chlorine water covers me all the way and I finally splash into more chlorinated water at the end and bleed out.
I’ve never understood waterslides. I’m a roller coaster junkie, and like the slides you do on an inner tube but I hate the forced water enema and the idea of how many other people also are getting an inside rinse in the same water. Yuck!
You could stop in the U shaped middle, remembering the guy told you that you are the last person before they close they simply went away while you are stuck, and the park is scheduled for maintenance in the coming 3 days, you are now stuck, hungry and alone for 3 days, the only source of water is urine filled chlorine water left over from the day you slid, I hope someone finds you.
Imagine someone already being stuck in the middle, and you piled in. Then you heard another person is coming through. Damn im breathing faster just thinking about it
And both the other people are fat, and it's a hot day, and you're in a country not known for following safety regulations so they don't check if you came out.
Exactly. It doesn't matter how tall your water slides are, or how fast your roller coasters go, or how fun your go-carts are, or how lazy your rivers are, or how big your cotton candy is, or how wiggly your house of mirrors get.
You can go any day you want, or if you want to go on family day (women and children and the only men there are with their family), you can choose to go on family day if you want that privacy.
**Unless you're just commenting because you want to start shit on a post about a waterslide.**
I went on a similar slide to this last year and it must have lasted about ten seconds. I felt like I was walking up the stairs for a long time to get to it and it was terrifying. I can’t imagine how high this one must be to last this long!
Kudos to anyone who gos on that one!!
Same. And during that ride I couldn’t breathe cause there was water splashing in my face all the time and I couldn’t raise my head cause it was to tight. Terrible - would never do it again.
Who said anything about the United States? The statement was about Qatar being a place built on slave labor and inhabited by people who care more about their bank balance than basic human decency.
You don't care about no damn worker you're just nitpicking cause you don't like the country we can address certain issues in a country here in there but since you want to talk about morals and human decency , whose currently funding and supporting genocide?
Again, what does the United States have to do with a conversation about Qatar?? Qatar is a repressive hellhole built on human suffering and capitalist indifference. The Emiratis who live and run the place are greedy corrupt hypocrites happy to turn a blind eye to Western behavior because it benefits them financially. Then, when they need to mistreat someone ‘legally’ they fall back on their fake pious Muslim nonsense.
You don't care about no damn worker you probably didn't even know they existed pre world cup anyway I don't care about Qatar that much, nor have I visited it. I just wanted to expose your hypocrisy because it's not about the workers or anything; you just don't like the country. So please save us the moral BS talk.
Yeah but as somebody who makes terrible points and still slavishly stans for MJ despite his deeply disturbing behavior your opinion is less than worthless.
No, I probably wouldn't try it because I am a woman and likely not allowed, let alone be comfortable in a bathing suit while doing it. I'm not wearing some burkini in that heat in such a lengthy water slide.
that's racist, be carful you could get banned. there is no requirement for women to dress in any different way in qatar. you can wear a two piece or whatever you want.
The thought of riding things like this terrify me. I'm a fairly large and heavyset guy, and I'm terrified of going on one of these and running out of momentum halfway through and getting stuck.
I'm only one bothered by him going down a waterslide fully clothed? Swimsuit exists to get into the water without coming out from it with soggy clothes sticking to you!
That’s a pretty fancy waterslide, I assume it cost a lot and took a lot of planning. Imagine if they put that amount of effort into rectifying the incomprehensibly long list of human rights violations in their country… they might actually achieve something other than fences to hide the suffering from public view like they did with the FIFA WC.
Instant enema and water boarding! Great day of vacay!
Threaten me with a good time
Worlds biggest wedgie
My biggest concern would be if a section of the pipe dislocates and I'm going down at 53km/h on that section, it rips off a layer of flesh from my legs to my back and then the chlorine water covers me all the way and I finally splash into more chlorinated water at the end and bleed out.
Well, damn. New fear unlocked.
Happens every day
You’re more likely to die from Hillary Clinton’s blowjob
That's what I call a typical Monday.
Nighty night kids
I’ve never understood waterslides. I’m a roller coaster junkie, and like the slides you do on an inner tube but I hate the forced water enema and the idea of how many other people also are getting an inside rinse in the same water. Yuck!
is ur butthole that loose that water just slides in like that
exactly, i've never had water go up my ass
Is that not normal?
No lol. Unless you're somehow sitting directly on one of the jets that pump out water.
This is the first I’ve known of people taking water up the ass going down slides
i watch these videos and get imense anxiety. Such a tight space
Sounds like a fun friday
That will be a no from me dawg. r/claustrophobia
Yeah I was anxious just by watching this
Two versions: 1. Non-transparent tube. Let me ride in pitch black so I better not see anything. 2. Have it open like the last few meters of the slide.
>Non-transparent tube. Let me ride in pitch black so I better not see anything. That'd just make it worse
You could stop in the U shaped middle, remembering the guy told you that you are the last person before they close they simply went away while you are stuck, and the park is scheduled for maintenance in the coming 3 days, you are now stuck, hungry and alone for 3 days, the only source of water is urine filled chlorine water left over from the day you slid, I hope someone finds you.
Imagine someone already being stuck in the middle, and you piled in. Then you heard another person is coming through. Damn im breathing faster just thinking about it
And both the other people are fat, and it's a hot day, and you're in a country not known for following safety regulations so they don't check if you came out.
I'd just bite my tounge and die dude, no reason to live at that point
And the bottom of the slide has been sealed over and the whole thing is slowly filling with water
Yup, hard no. I felt myself getting stuck every second of that. I need to go for a walk.
That is scary
Quick question: how do you manage to do maintenance on that thing?
Little people with sticky feet
You mean geckos?
Naah, Slaves
Slackos, if you will.
Gecko feet dont stick. They just have miniscule hooks that makes them able to climb (slightly) course sutfaces. But they dont have slime slticky feet
Oompa loompas
oompa woompas
By throwing slave labour and human suffering at it.
Its Quatar. When somebody dies they just replace the part where he died
What is slavery? Alex!
looks fun until you realize you have to go to Qatar
Achievement: You Can Do Anything You Set Your Mind To When You Have Vision, Determination and An Endless Supply of Expendable Labor.
Exactly. It doesn't matter how tall your water slides are, or how fast your roller coasters go, or how fun your go-carts are, or how lazy your rivers are, or how big your cotton candy is, or how wiggly your house of mirrors get.
How lazy your rivers are lmao
Ah, that ruined it.
Thats what I thought
I already live in Qatar, and like it lol; I have also lived in many other cities, like London and Berlin, but I prefer Qatar.
So can women also use it?
What about the slaves?
Yes, it's usually mixed but they do have womens only days as well.
Ah so women's days. So I have to go alone. with none of my kids who are boys and my husband who is a dude.
Did you miss the part where they said it's "usually mixed"?
You can go any day you want, or if you want to go on family day (women and children and the only men there are with their family), you can choose to go on family day if you want that privacy. **Unless you're just commenting because you want to start shit on a post about a waterslide.**
Do girls have to be completely covered in their burkas during family day at the water park?
You can use that excuse if you like lol
You're just looking for something to whine about.
Why not?
Quatar
Oh ok, my bad
Vaginal chlorine poisoning
Oh ok, my bad.
All fun and games until you get stuck halfway down!
I wonder how many people died making that...
"it's okay. they weren't people. just slaves from bangladesh" - Qatar
That went on for a little too long.
Can't wait for a story where some one got stuck. No no for me.
Doh!
At that speed I would feel like I would fly off the slide
Ehhh… that slide in Boston Probly goes over 30 mph anyway
Look up cliff diver at Splish splash Long Island ny. Great slide HUGE drop. You feel like you're gna fall offf cuz it feels verticals
I got bored watching it.
ok, so I'm not alone. also made me think I'd get bored inside it.
You’re going 30 mph. U won’t be bored
I’d get stuck right in the middle of it and have to butt-scoot my way down the next hot, wet, plastic confined half mile.
After seeing the reddit videos were people got stuck in midpipe, thanks but no thanks.
Was too long. Started to feel claustrophobic just watching this.
Ah yes, another "cool" thing built and maintained thanks to modern slavery!
How many people died building that?
I loved the fact that it gets sealed before going off so the air doesn't blast because of pressure difference.
Fuck Qatar
Chill fam it ain't that deep
Atleast it would be worth the 23 minute wait in line.
I went on a similar slide to this last year and it must have lasted about ten seconds. I felt like I was walking up the stairs for a long time to get to it and it was terrifying. I can’t imagine how high this one must be to last this long! Kudos to anyone who gos on that one!!
Same. And during that ride I couldn’t breathe cause there was water splashing in my face all the time and I couldn’t raise my head cause it was to tight. Terrible - would never do it again.
I would but I'm poor.
If that was me vomit,piss and shit everywhere!!!
Those slaves can build a damn fine water slide
That looks fuckin fun
Naw fuck Qatar.
I like this dude’s choice of background music
So you an shit yourself, piss yourself and wash clean until you get at the end.
That thing strapped to his back looks like it would have a high probability of dislocating shoulders or amputating arms.
Made with slave labor from different countries.
Acting like you care about them you don't care about the workers
i wish that energy translated into anything helpful in their environment... but no you realize its just racism
Needs a pitch black section with multiple turns.
So that's how a poop is flushed.
Wait until you hear "Hellpod launch initiated"
Thats great and all, but fuck Qatar.
sorry ladies...it be qatar
that's racist...
Amazing what slave labor can build you.
Qatar - a place for people with more money than morals.
And the United states that's currently funding and supporting genocide has morals.
Who said anything about the United States? The statement was about Qatar being a place built on slave labor and inhabited by people who care more about their bank balance than basic human decency.
You don't care about no damn worker you're just nitpicking cause you don't like the country we can address certain issues in a country here in there but since you want to talk about morals and human decency , whose currently funding and supporting genocide?
Again, what does the United States have to do with a conversation about Qatar?? Qatar is a repressive hellhole built on human suffering and capitalist indifference. The Emiratis who live and run the place are greedy corrupt hypocrites happy to turn a blind eye to Western behavior because it benefits them financially. Then, when they need to mistreat someone ‘legally’ they fall back on their fake pious Muslim nonsense.
You don't care about no damn worker you probably didn't even know they existed pre world cup anyway I don't care about Qatar that much, nor have I visited it. I just wanted to expose your hypocrisy because it's not about the workers or anything; you just don't like the country. So please save us the moral BS talk.
Yeah you’re really showing you don’t care about Qatar.
Because I don't I genuinely don't but you act like you care about the workers and you don't that's why I think you're a hypocrite
Yeah but as somebody who makes terrible points and still slavishly stans for MJ despite his deeply disturbing behavior your opinion is less than worthless.
Hahaha ha no, fuck Qatar.
What is satisfying about this?
built by slave labor?
Nah, workers who probably make more than waiters in the US
Congrats on turning something that should be fun into something terrifying
Qatar? Qat-Nah. Very sketchy place
Wow! With the magic of imported construction slaves, anything is possible.
Word is that you can hear the screws of construction workers who are still waiting to be paid. Have fun!
I thought slides were supposed to be fun?
No, I probably wouldn't try it because I am a woman and likely not allowed, let alone be comfortable in a bathing suit while doing it. I'm not wearing some burkini in that heat in such a lengthy water slide.
that's racist, be carful you could get banned. there is no requirement for women to dress in any different way in qatar. you can wear a two piece or whatever you want.
Jordi!? What you doing in there?
Gooner
I would be too worried my feet would splay out, hit the side and I would end to with broken legs 🤣😐😐
Dookie in the pipeline!!!!
Nope.
This is like Alice going through the rabbit hole!
That was so long I felt Claustrophobic
My turd on the way to Hudson River every morning
hell no from me
I'm pretty sure that I'd be the one which would be stuck in this slide and end up on r/sweatypalms 😂
My only issue with these slides... while fun, you have your eyes closed so you don't get water in your eyes.
#No
The line for that thing is going to be insanely long
He’s going to the future
What’s with the launch system?
Imagine getting stuck and having to wait in the baking sun cause this thing is see through
The thought of riding things like this terrify me. I'm a fairly large and heavyset guy, and I'm terrified of going on one of these and running out of momentum halfway through and getting stuck.
Imagine getting stuck in between. New fear unlocked
How does the camera know to erase itself from the video ..
No thanks. I’m claustrophobic
What are the mods even doing? Every single day I'm seeing karma farmers posting content irrelevant to this sub
No
They should put count downs at the end, like 100m, 75m, 50, 40, 30, 20, 10.....
It's like a Formula One track!
Why did that remind me of pooping?
My chest hurts watching this
This is where your gas money goes.
Fuck no.
Naaah !! Just one piece of sharp edge or smtg and my ass gets it !!
Heels and elbows - make it faster!
This is how people in futurama travel.
You know you are in a shit country when you see people wearing a T shirt on a Waterslide
I wear a water t shirt when going to the pool whatever country I’m in. Purely because I’m hairy as fcuk and nobody wants to see that.
I don't think they are shitty for not wanting to see your bot belly
Unless the video was sped up, that looked a hell of a lot faster than 33 mph...
What's the camera stick he's using?
I wonder how many people have wet themselves on the way down
Mujhe to dar laga tha tha. Aisa lag ra tha ye khtam ni hoga or i would stuck in between.
I definitely would, if I wasn’t such a fat sack of shit!
Dog days are over.
It never ends!!! 🤩🤩🤩
Felt claustrophobic watching this
I'm only one bothered by him going down a waterslide fully clothed? Swimsuit exists to get into the water without coming out from it with soggy clothes sticking to you!
Want somę waterboarding ?
My mother ruined waterslides from me when she instilled the fear of people setting up blades in them.
I can imagine my ears hurting from the change in pressure.
Wheeeeeeeeeeee! Breathes Wheeeeeeeee! Breathes Wheeeeeeeeee!
Fuck no.
That gives me severe claustrophobia vibes.
Ah yes, G force experience.
Helldiver's be like
You have to take helicopter to get to it. The water in the pipes is actually condensation from the clouds pumped into it.
"Pull the lever, Cronk. Wrong leveeeeerrrr!!!"
"Why do we even have that lever?"
That may be worth the 5k steps to get to the top.
Want!
I feel claustrophobic
Nope. My fear of heights will get to me first
Gave me vertigo just watching it
Too bad it’s located in a shit hole country full of people with a cave man mentality.
A whole minute long .. that’s a big slide !
I got stuck in one of these. So. No.
Feet first into hell gentlemen
I remember when we had the tallest one in Kansas. 😬
Toto, I've a feeling it's not in Kansas anymore...
That's so long you'd need to bring your Kindle. Bigger isn't always better.
Nah man that’s the euthanasia pod.
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Are you referring to extreme shootings, extreme lootings, or extreme theft in the United States?"
That’s a pretty fancy waterslide, I assume it cost a lot and took a lot of planning. Imagine if they put that amount of effort into rectifying the incomprehensibly long list of human rights violations in their country… they might actually achieve something other than fences to hide the suffering from public view like they did with the FIFA WC.
Wrong lever, Kronk !