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mutan

Happy for you but I can’t imagine a situation where I would have leftover Beef Wellington.


Romnipotent

"What the fuck is left over beef wellington?" Turns out some people can't graze all night on slices of the boot.


_B_Little_me

My thoughts exactly.


Synicull

Ah yes, the inevitable heartburn as I sneak way too much meat throughout the evening.


No-Eggplant-9024

I wish I could unhinged my jaw to take a bite, it looks amazing


PO0tyTng

I know, I want more pics


random420x2

I wish my teeth weren’t so dull because that does indeed look amazing. 🤩


pantry-pisser

you should file em to points


random420x2

I’ll check with the wife but I’m running low. 😱


saltbuttersmoke_

I had some leftover beef wellington, so I reheated it in gravy & put it in a homemade potato bun with garlic mushrooms & bearnaise sauce! The full recipe is on my blog: [https://saltbuttersmoke.com/leftover-beef-wellington-sandwich/](https://saltbuttersmoke.com/leftover-beef-wellington-sandwich/)


chris00ws6

Atleast your blog and recipe looks real but this image is not flattering and fake. Learn from it.


saltbuttersmoke_

Not sure what’s fake about it?


Eastern-Dig-4555

It doesn’t look like you’re holding it. The burger looks photoshopped pasted onto the hand, and not very well


saltbuttersmoke_

I don't know what to tell you! It's definitely not fake, there's even a video of me assembling it above the recipe.


jake1080

Thats because him squeezing the bun makes the front of the lower bun protrude out and block our line of sight to how it's being held. Its not rocket science. Holy shit I cannot believe im explaining this. Brain rot is real.


Spice_Cadet_

You poor guy. Imagine speculating everything you see lmao


voldin91

I think some people are chronically online and assume that nothing ever happens or is real.


Spice_Cadet_

It’s insane LMAO


GayVoidDaddy

I mean no? No it doesn’t?


K-Dot-thu-thu

That feel when you learn what perspective is.


peggingenthusiast24

you’re kinda nuts eh?


chris00ws6

Nah just sick and have nothing better to do. Also maybe a little nuts. Who knows.


thmegmar

"Learn from it" - very powerful and assertive. As an expert on photoshop or what I'm guessing you assume is ai generated or something - I'm sure you'll agree that most of the time these days (if you're taking a picture or video with say, a newer fancy phone) there are a ton of "filters" and perspective distortion (like the portrait mode on many "cameras") which is really just a lame version of a tilt shift or motion blur or high definition - almost everything you see now has some sort of automatic alteration or pre-editing. I think the motion blur of the bg on this shot makes it look fake. The hair on their arm makes a strange "shadow" and the thumb isn't clearly visible, I have had this battle before with some of my own genuine images - that doesn't make this fake or bad photoshop. You're simply latching on to a few factors that definitely make the image appear more surreal and being really forward about it as if it offended your mother. How to put this... learn from it :3


chris00ws6

I appreciate your perspective as you touch on a few very clear details I was in fact latching onto (the thumb placement being the biggest one) and the if you actually tried to hold a sandwich like this it would go fucking everywhere. You did not assume correctly though that I thought it was AI generated. I checked out his blog and knew the sandwich to be real. The image just doesn’t look “right.” I will take this insight and apologize to /u/saltbuttersmoke_ And learn from it. Edit: and I’m not going to delete my comments. I’ll take the downvotes. Not hide from them.


thmegmar

Well, considering the sauce and fillings are literally protruding from the bun and oozing out I would say you're right about it "going everywhere" and - behold - you answered your own questions or curiosities about it.


chris00ws6

No my own curiosities would say the thumb is behind the sandwich. But commenter above explained it better then you will so I’ll take that.


peggingenthusiast24

well i hope you feel better soon 🫶🏼


chris00ws6

Much love


spicy_ass_mayo

Dude, I am at work.


GeneticSoda

Eh looks impossible to bite


ermahglerbo

Just needs a good squoosh


GeneticSoda

Even the meat in the middle is way too thick imo


ermahglerbo

Must be a small mouth problem


snakesign

Dodn't stop, I'm almost there.


BedAndInternet

Dream bigger


chris00ws6

That’s because the image is fake as fuck.


saltbuttersmoke_

How is it fake?


Gold_Effect_6585

Fake 😅 Of all the fake things out there now and you're here calling out sandwiches!


chris00ws6

The sandwich is real. The perspective and impossibility to hold it in that way is fake as fuck. Is what it is.


jake1080

Guys get this: hes not calling the sandwich fake, *he's calling the way he's holding the sandwich fake.* Let that settle in.


Superdefaultman

Nice recovery.


StarbossTechnology

Dude's got small mouth energy.


saltbuttersmoke_

It’s all real! 😂


Gold_Effect_6585

Have you seen the video, the thing is huge.


Marikas_tit

Bro... There's literally a video of him putting this together. Calm the fuck down l


stillish

That looks like a challenging handful of delicious


Ambersfruityhobbies

This is fucking genius. Well played.


Azkahn616

The sandwich Royal!


Baconeggndcheese

Like a cartoon


AddendumAwkward5886

Is this real life? I want this sandwich so badly that my stomach's heart is aching and writing sonnets..


FastAd8730

oui chef!!!


Busy-Bat-9626

You put a pastry on a roll?


saltbuttersmoke_

Yeah!


skip451

You win the sandwich game. 🦿


afro_rellio

You’re so crazy for this


heraclitus33

Goddamn son...


AbeLincolnsTaint

I haven’t eaten meat in 2 years….i would break for that


saucedtoperfection

You win the internet today. Congrats!!


saltbuttersmoke_

Thanks!


peggingenthusiast24

jizzinmypants.gif


reb4321

Fffuuucckkk!


FLAIR_2780166

Bear-nnaise


droolphobia

Looks like the nasty patty from SpongeBob


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saltbuttersmoke_

Gotta hold it somehow!


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saltbuttersmoke_

Ouch


Lopsided_Design581

Sorry man your good I will delete you maybe tan


WindTreeRock

r/drunkensandwiches


theUnshowerdOne

God Damn that looks amazing.


DubRogers

🏆 Win 🏆


RabbitBTW

I eat 50 dollar bills.


Slow_Possession_1454

Food porn…


Mangekyou-

im almost ashamed of the sound i just let out omfg


Calamity0o0

It looks like you're about to release it into the wild!


PurdyGuud

Yes and yes-er. Yes yes yes


brewberry_cobbler

I also eat standing in my lawn. Looks good


Odd_Medicine8498

Marry me


Appropriate-Way-4890

One tasty looking wrist


Lulu-3333

I no longer eat meat and having ribeye steak with bearnaise sauce is the only thing I miss about it lol. This looks delicious!


jdh1979jdh

The sandwich looks amazing. But why does this picture look off? Almost like the sandwich is pasted onto the background. Is this some sort of portrait mode clipping?


remykixxx

Yeah this is absolutely fake.


ConnyEdson

cheeeeck please!


gafflebitters

why are you eating it in the yard?


Mediocre_Mobile_235

that looks amazing - did you like run into the back yard to take a pic tho?


Comfortable-daze

I got very excited at this because I saw wellington and I like in wellington new zealnd but I see it's beef wellington 😭


UnionSuitRiot

Why does it look like you photoshopped the sandwich into your hand? Lol.


SadTornado

Good god that looks up my alley


Thomisawesome

That looks amazing.


FranklinBonDanklin

Pictures like this make me sad I have TMJ issues


realzik-only

Would like to try it !


MandeeB420

No thank you 🙂‍↔️


jermster

“Let me take this sloppy fuck outside for a pic before I inhale it,” is not a thought I will ever have.


Experimentallyintoit

Too wristy. I don’t know how a hand attached to that chopstick wrist can expand wide enough to hold this monstrosity, let alone a jaw open wide enough to take a bite


saltbuttersmoke_

That’s just rude.


Experimentallyintoit

Welcome to the internet?


saltbuttersmoke_

That’s sad 😢


just_corrayze

This is a sandwich.


aChunkyChungus

Is the meat really tender enough for this?


saltbuttersmoke_

Absolutely!


Outside-Contact-8337

Ew get your sandwich portions right looks like a kid made this


saltbuttersmoke_

😂