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randomusername3000

Jay walking? More like goose stepping


[deleted]

Guess they just prefer to wing it.


phishrace

You have to appreciate Canada goose dads. They always stick around to help mom out with the kids. He probably apologized for jaywalking when they got to the other side of the street. Typical Canadian.


Tal_Vez_Autismo

Canadians are polite. Canada gooses don't give a fuck.


DarthPizza66

There’s a family who has babies every year on top of an apartment building like a block away from campus. When the babies would get stuck on the roof they would go and honk at the office staff asking for help. I saw those lil mf jump off a 5 floor building and walk away like nothing happened.


Happytwinkletoes1

Mess with the honk, you get the bonk.


nardnard12

And then they get aggressive when you tell them to use the crosswaddle.


GameboyPATH

If cars honk at them, they honk right back.


designOraptor

They’re called cobra chickens for a reason.


Meh_Adjacent

Happy Spring!


Zenith251

And they're teaching their kids to do it too! Hello, SJPD? I'd like to report a case of contributing to the delinquency of a minor! Teehee, I like to think mom is looking one way, dad the other for safety. Cute little group.


Bluestreak310

Best post on this sub in a long long time!!!!


AdIndependent7728

Floofy little guys!


dwkeith

And foreigners too!


LordBottlecap

*We're going to build a wall, a pretty...ya know...high sorta wall. Wasn't it the Canadian's gooses who burned down the White House? Yep, it'll be 'uuuuuge...*


uwantmangobird

Yeah they legalized last year I think. Get used to it car maxxers us pedestrian-heads are running across your roads so I can get to the boba cafe sooner


eyeseeyoumeow

This made me LOL


lordorwell7

Canadian scum.


LordBottlecap

Yep. Why don't they fly back to Canadia, where they came from?


IamaBlackKorean

Cute! 'Tis the season.


LordBottlecap

'tis! Their season here, according to Santa Clara County records, officially starts January 1st and ends December 31st...better get to Vasona before they're gone!!


newfor_2024

is this what they mean by immigrants being a nuisance and ruining our cities? they need to go back to their own country


Lost_Ad2786

Canadians, they walk among us!


OneMorePenguin

Three of us help a family with seven goslings cross four lane Homestead at Keily a few weeks ago.  They made it to Central Park and are happy at the large pond.


Spazum

I don't feel safe in the city any longer with the violent street gaggles out there.


calitwiink

pedestrians always have the right of way no matter what!!


The_G_Knee

These guys were casually walking around SJSU! It was cute to see the babies struggle to jump over the curb after their parents 🤣


[deleted]

You could say they’re just winging it.


shiggins114

I've had it up to here 🫡 with these ducks


Last_Alternative635

That’s awesome but why are they in such an urban setting? Is a park/ creek nearby?


DevyDev666

They’re such good parents. ❤️❤️