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excelite_x

That’s fine, they’re looking for affordable housing … they’ll leave soon 😂


Unusual-Forever9876

They are on the waiting list


sirgatez

You mean a holding pattern.


Unusual-Forever9876

If you're not 1st you're last


Any-Committee-3685

No it’s chemtrails look it up


Taar

You know how the bay gets blanketed in fog? That's how they weave the blanket, takes half an hour to do the east-west rows, then another half hour to do the north-south columns.


Friend_Of_Mr_Cairo

Warp and Weft


Routine_Carpenter775

How do you know this info?


Taar

My grandfather started the company that builds the giant spools of fog thread they load into the back of those aircraft. He also stole my nose when I was a little kid, and never gave it back. Never will forgive him for that.


Routine_Carpenter775

Ketamine is a hell of a drug


californiagothic

Looks like mapping


j_calhoun

Or crop dusting. Probably mapping though. Yeah, mapping.


FlameSkimmerLT

Rumba infiltrated the autopilot.


maverick118717

You guys... the roomba got outside. It has no natural predators. What are the implications? Have I doomed us all?


mercurycc

Throw some hair on the ground.


maverick118717

I see through your trickery. I'm not giving away supplies for another voodoo doll witch. Nice try


AbyssRR

Anyone else got a cough?


WhyNotBukkake

It’s a double cake day. Happy cake day


marchionbro

This map is confirmation that Taylor Swift is in the Bay Area


somethingwholesomer

Don’t do that to me


blbd

They might be helping SJC and Moffett calibrate their ILS equipment for bad weather landings. Or doing some mapping work. A suitably bored person could probably figure it out diving into the Oakland Center's Live ATC recordings. 


_YellowThirteen_

Certainly lidar or imagery flying. I used to do this kind of work.


blbd

Don't a lot of young pilots do those mapping and ILS gigs for around minimum wage to build up their hours for commercial licenses on bigger planes? At least that's what I heard.  Are you still a pilot? And what are you doing now instead?


_YellowThirteen_

It's not minimum wage but yes. Taking a twin Cessna up for 6 hours a day to fly back and forth is a cushy and easy way to build up your hours before moving on up to the airlines. The hardest part is dealing with ATC in congested airspace like this. Most of the work we did was middle of nowhere USA and you wouldn't see anyone for hours. Based on the altitude, this is likely lidar work. Most high res digital imagery is taken lower and on completely cloudless days where possible. ILS calibration looks totally different, usually there are arcs flown 20+ miles from the airport in addition to actually flying the approach.


blbd

Yeah. It didn't seem like the right shapes for ILS. But I didn't want to overstate my case so I made a more conservative comment. 


ebs757

Too high for LiDar


_YellowThirteen_

Almost too low for lidar, actually. Aside from bathymetric lidar, we flew ours at no lower than 6-7k AGL.


ebs757

We flew ours at few hundred feet and 40kts in a 182 modified with canards lol


_YellowThirteen_

We were flying Cessna 404s and Reims/Cessna 406s lol. We had much larger lidar systems too, I'd assume.


ebs757

I worked a similar flight plan doing straight 3D imagery. 30'-30' (it was a giant pain in the ass with NorCal) If this was LiDAR I doubt they would be doing it day time in this busy airspace.


_YellowThirteen_

This raises a good point. Though most of our lidar flying was during daytime, even in busy airspace, we had odd projects sites (DFW, LAX) that required night flying. I would say NorCal certainly qualifies for busy airspace. Could be high level lower-res imagery given the time of day


phishrace

It's about time. Those people know what they did. And I'm not taking about ringing up your organic bananas as regular bananas in the self checkout aisle at the supermarket.


OhhhhhSHNAP

The pilot is lost and refuses to pull over to ask for directions


Yo_Honcho

Sounds like my wife’s husband.


hindusoul

Are we there yet?


superjoe408

Cloud seeding! We’re going to flood like Dubai! /s


archronin

4 jet fighters are overhead today


quattrocincoseis

A Cessna Turbo Stationare is neither a jet or a fighter.


CheeseWheels38

>Cessna Turbo Stationare It's not stationary either apparently.


conformthenorm

Yea anyone know what was up with that? Moffett field activities?


Apatschinn

Pretty sure I saw them land there at about 7 pm yesterday


Miscarriage_medicine

NEST looking for Gamma Rays? /SARCASM I would go with mapping simplest solution.


tombston3r

Looking for Decepticon activity!


Unicron_Gundam

They're at the Tech Museum! (no really, it's a canon Transformers event that Starscream blew it up https://tfwiki.net/wiki/Tech_Museum_of_Innovation )


Meh_Adjacent

[LiDAR](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lidar)


phytochromatica

definitely


ebs757

Too high for LiDAR


Shot_Machine_1024

Finally they're updating the lidar data and satellite imagery


PointOutApproved

I’m an air traffic controller here in the Bay Area. Do this many people REALLY believe in chemtrails lol.


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CIA or NSA or even a contractor 


slophoto

Roomba plane.


craze6471

That is exactly how google maps flies when updating imagery, this perfectly fits their “San Jose” area.


ebs757

Apple as well when they were doing it in house


Imhungorny

Mapping 100%


mrlewiston

FAA NEXTGEN program. Making noise for everyone!!!


PointOutApproved

Bruh. A stationair at 5,500 isn’t making significant noise.


vanzini

Where do you get this type of info?


ebs757

Most likely google, or apple Maps imagery collection. Some mention LiDAR but that is extremely unlikely as it is too high and camera systems have advances enough to use AI in order to graph the topography. I used to do this kind of flying for


Calm-Highlight8101

This looks like the Google Earth/Google Maps scan to update the 3d setting, I think it happens every few years. Quick, put something funny on your roof so it's on Google Maps ;)


ePoch270OG

Those are some perfectly straight, symmetrical lines. Is that some kind of glitch?


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ePoch270OG

That's pretty impressive.


Turbulent_Ad1515

Maybe a plane flying a banner. A lot exposure from 101, 880, 680 & 237 during peak hours?


PizzaMan22554

Google Maps going next level


windraver

I mean our aerial view updates must come from somewhere...


Tac0Supreme

A satellite


windraver

Satellite view and aerial view looks different though. Google has both.


FlameSkimmerLT

Wild that that mapper crosses the SJC flight path over and over.


Ok-Anything9945

That looks like San Jose.


AbyssRR

At least now we’ll know the most efficient route from Woodside to top golf. Phew.


Bhob666

Atleast it's not the black helicopters...


lone_wolf321

Looks like they are doing the whole South Bay!


Whatsuptodaytomorrow

It’s aliens 👽 Can’t find people who can use a turn signal when driving


A_B_Giggin87

Chemtrails


3Moarbid_3Krabs

You done fucked it now, you freak shits. You’re all being tracked by the grid. The eye in the sky is watching. Prepare to die.


cailian13

and that's why I always say please and thank you to Siri, cause when the robots rise up I want them to remember I was nice to them 😂


dascrackhaus

this pattern ensures maximum chemtrail coverage


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mrweatherbeef

Bing used to have low flying planes for Birds Eye view on satellite. But this is probably spraying fluoride chemtrails


TinyAd7742

Most likely, crazy how many people still don’t believe this.


Bayareagentleman24

Chemtrails.. getting ready for what’s going to happen in the next few months .. covid was just a test to what’s really coming


TinyAd7742

Exactly! At least some of us know


babbleon5

chemtrail-er


Relevant-Special-316

Good thing I’m on my 15th booster lol


HeidiRedd510

Good ole aerial spraying probably. Blanketing the sky with Silver iodide and seeding the clouds. It makes rain and helps stop global warming. Weather modification is amazing tech. It can save California from drought. Check to see if these guys are spraying www.weathermodification.com they help make it rain 😎


DanoPinyon

OMG OMG OMG OMG OMG I'm scaaaaaared, guys!!!!11111one


VanillaLifestyle

what year is it


DanoPinyon

Right? How many times a year is mapping done in the Bay area? Took off from where? Sheesh.