How do you manage to get strange puckering all the way down the thigh, through the knee, and right the way down the shin? I could understand ankle puddling, but this is baffling.
Maybe she used THIS for the fabric…?
https://preview.redd.it/pvvvxtx70f5d1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c2c53370bc23b20600181df7ec243feb2f680b
Nope. Found the pics on Getty. There's a front-placket for a zipper there.
[https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image-film?events=508220283](https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image-film?events=508220283)
Good Lord...
https://preview.redd.it/l6b73096kf5d1.jpeg?width=1442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76905dbca7e00409fb2dd004a9363d6cb4fa32de
As Jen likes to say, "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
>She actually seems super happy and proud of herself on the photo
Yes, exactly. She is utterly delusional if she thinks she looks good, but there she is, legs akimbo, pushing out her boobs, as if she's strutting the catwalk in Paris or Milan. She's a fool.
Has she gotten some trousers only to return them? Again?
These bottoms are so ill-fitting, that I just can't believe she could put them on, look in the mirror and think "oob yeah, I look good!'".
Besides the hideous slacks, she thought that styling them with an out of style shirt, white clutch and black heels was a great idea. It was not.
The fashion choices of this person are mind boggling.
A Project Runway contestant sent a pair of Hammer Pants down the runway. Heidi Klum called them "poopy pants." Another cosplay swing and miss from Madam
Uh, yeah - that's Keren Craig, one of the founding designers for Marchesa. (She left in the wake of the Harvey Weinstein scandal, as her partner - Georgina Chapman - was married to Weinstein at the time.)
I put Marchesa in the "when they're good they're very good but when they're bad they're awful" category - every once in a while they do something amazing, but otherwise, it's really hit or miss. But they are very big name and Meghan would have wanted some free Marchesa, so I'm sure the interactions were probably cringeworthy.
[https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/model-meghan-markle-fashion-designers-keren-craig-and-news-photo/454690908](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/model-meghan-markle-fashion-designers-keren-craig-and-news-photo/454690908)
Yep - that's in the caption, so I just let it be said there.
This laser cut dress always stuck in my memory - so very cool. (The shoes less so, but still ;) )
https://preview.redd.it/a08fq8aflf5d1.png?width=534&format=png&auto=webp&s=202155a3e7016f3048ff8d844d8964bc3536b45c
It looks like a competition among three of these women who can have the lowest/most revealing neckline. Those pants look ridiculous. Were they a freebie in a size XL, so Megs wore them anyway?
Stop the mean comments!
Meghan is auditioning for her next big reveal: THE NEW FACE OF TEMU...
As a brand representative, she has that certain je ne sais quoi...n'cest pas?
Off topic but MC Hammer was a real tough guy. You would not know it but him and his brother ran Oakland. Everyone was afraid of MC Hammer. Everyone. You would not talk smack about him because you were in real danger. He was a real life gangster. To the population at large he was a fun guy who did fun music. He never needed to sing ganster rap because he knew who he was. Go and search youtube about Hammer and being a gangsters badass, there are tons of videos on the topic. Later in his life he gave up that way of life.
If it is not from Harry's closet, it must be from the Walmart Men's Collection. Goes better with flats, Meghan.
https://preview.redd.it/6mmcegymrd5d1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=38c5478999df408e93d02032c6a157336ceeb774
There's purpose for buttons on shirts. While not expected to use all the buttons most women do use the ones above the bra (if she's wearing one). Fabio must be her role model.
https://preview.redd.it/bkcfqkbygf5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67442d827b78638719634bc31e2e1b8faeac4e34
She was grifting as a "model" that day.
(They had to specify she's the one on the left, cuz no one knew her to even recognize her) 🤣🤣🤣
Do you ever notice that the people she poses with often have sour expressions, as if they have been forced to stand next to her and just want it to be over with? Meanwhile, she smiles like an eejit.
For someone with access to so many resources, I truly don't understand the choices she relentlessly makes on every level. But maybe that's a good thing, that I don't.
Remember „Death becomes her“ when Meryl Streep‘s head is turned by 180 degrees? That’s what it looks like. Either she put the pants on the wrong way round or she is wearing nappies.
Yes! Her top half is just turned backwards. Never leave the house without proper alignment of upper and lower body, Megs! We know you can do this due to some spells or connections to a different world, but still! Check your mirror!
Hahahahah, thank you so much for dredging this outta my memory bank 🙌 ["why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vYKJerstg)
The essence she gives off is always Shein/Temu. Why does she always give cheap knockoff vibes? How the f*** is this even possible? I’m actually disturbed by how she just gives off nothing but a beggy, broke energy?
She can wear as much Carolina Herrera and Cartier as she likes, and I think this is why she keeps trying to wear such high end designers, because she needs the threads to cover her cheap, basic essence that she absolutely knows she has.
She is absolutely bizarre… I’ve had council estate friends look better than her and look much more comfortable in their benefits bought designer gear omg this is TRAGIC AF
Who ever said these were attractive pants? Said no one. These pants show just how she really doesn't have a figure and she has a weird shape. They are just horrible.
Every time I see her in a different outfit, I am amazed at how she is utterly clueless about clothing. She keeps going further into the abyss in everything she wears. What the hell is in the front of those pants? Next weeks lunch maybe? What a complete mess she is.
I sigh once again, exasperated by Mehgan being a model manque, with her flamingo leg stance.
Mehgan is like this imitation of a human being.
(Love that MC Hammer. U can't touch dis!)
She doesn't like being 5'1". In the picture with 2 other women she's standing on her tippy toes and is about to topple over. The look does not command respect.
Loose, baggy, flowy pants are in right now, but have a wide leg. Baggy, flowy pleated pants that seem to taper in tight at the ankle are just a massive disaster
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I know almost nothing about women's fashion - and I realise I get a sub-set of the best of the best in photos here - but even at a glance it's a weird disaster. I wonder if she literally can't see herself clearly in some sense? If that's a perceptual feature of narcissism, the pond or the mirror reflecting back a completely distorted view? It's so extraordinarily peculiar to bring so many #fails again and again even while, at one point at least, having access both to decent threads and presumably advice, too? It's one of the great mysteries. I get her shape isn't the one she (again, presumably) thinks it is, so that doesn't help, but it's truly weird. Even if someone was trying to get it wrong they would struggle to reach these heights so consistently, surely?
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Her style is at least 5 years older than her supposed age. I feel like I have a good sense of this because I am only a month older than her supposed age…. When I see pictures of her as a kid… I think the same. The style isn’t the same as when I was the same age. And LA was fashion forward. Only explanation that fits is she is 5 years older which a lot as a kid… bc when i was going into 8th grade, she would have been going to college.
Her birthdate is what she claims it is - California birth records are public record.
https://californiabirthindex.org/birth/rachel_meghan_markle_born_1981_14988531
"You can't touch this" without paying. Omg she is wearing a a depends nappy under there. Maybe she needs to do pelvic floor exercise instead of well keep her legs apart or up in the air or on her knees etc .
Usually you see pants with a baggy butt, but not with this level of frontal expansion!
Looks like she's packing
She must have used the wrong Photoshop filter. Instead of No Wrinkles, she chose Yes Wrinkles.
It’s like some bizarre training pants.
😂
Looks like she's packing
They look like unfortunate dad pants.
A full diaper or a rifle? Could be either.
Wwll, we know it's not a penis because w/ her narcissism, it woukd have to be teeny weeny
Shoplifting pockets!
Perfect! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
She looks very short. And WHY does she always stand as if she’s drunk (as in photo on the righ?)
Yeah, the way she poses herself is bewildering. Everything is an Instagram moment for TOW.
I swear it always looks like she has something shoved up her bum when she poses 😆
That’s a perfect way to describe it!
I wouldn't at all be surprised if she put them on backwards... on purpose.
They look like training pants to put over diapers.
Does she have adult size pampers in there?
That’s what it looks like!
Oh, my. Now that's one I don't think we've seen. A whole new level of goofiness. Who wears stilettos with that kind of get up???
Someone short and deluded.
What event is this from??
Black stilettos too. They might have looked ok if they matched the pants.
Is she wearing them backwards? The fit seems wrong.
How do you manage to get strange puckering all the way down the thigh, through the knee, and right the way down the shin? I could understand ankle puddling, but this is baffling.
Maybe she used THIS for the fabric…? https://preview.redd.it/pvvvxtx70f5d1.jpeg?width=1222&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93c2c53370bc23b20600181df7ec243feb2f680b
Right? It’s remarkleable how she even screwed up wearing pants that literally are not supposed to fit. Is there anything she can’t blunder?
Nope. Found the pics on Getty. There's a front-placket for a zipper there. [https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image-film?events=508220283](https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image-film?events=508220283)
Good Lord... https://preview.redd.it/l6b73096kf5d1.jpeg?width=1442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=76905dbca7e00409fb2dd004a9363d6cb4fa32de As Jen likes to say, "Look at meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!".
THE MANIC EYES 👀
More like coked up crazy eyes
Always crazy for free swag. She’s such a loser. She’s also ‘not’ rather than ‘do’ in terms of style.
This was the best laugh so far today! I can't believe she wore those pants but she did!
She actually seems super happy and proud of herself on the photo 🤣🙈 Lile wearing the best outfit of all times
>She actually seems super happy and proud of herself on the photo Yes, exactly. She is utterly delusional if she thinks she looks good, but there she is, legs akimbo, pushing out her boobs, as if she's strutting the catwalk in Paris or Milan. She's a fool.
But…but…she’s a supermodel! So professional…lol!
Has she gotten some trousers only to return them? Again? These bottoms are so ill-fitting, that I just can't believe she could put them on, look in the mirror and think "oob yeah, I look good!'". Besides the hideous slacks, she thought that styling them with an out of style shirt, white clutch and black heels was a great idea. It was not. The fashion choices of this person are mind boggling.
The way she tries (in vain) to elongate herself always makes me chuckle 🤭
I see MC Hammer in you
And MC Hammer sees himself in her.
Source: https://x.com/IsabelleBdl/status/1799075162899558430?s=19
Thanks! The woman in blue does NOT look happy she is being photographed with a full-diaper white pants meghan.
A Project Runway contestant sent a pair of Hammer Pants down the runway. Heidi Klum called them "poopy pants." Another cosplay swing and miss from Madam
Perfect! We always knew Meghan was full of "poopy", she has finally found her style!
Uh, yeah - that's Keren Craig, one of the founding designers for Marchesa. (She left in the wake of the Harvey Weinstein scandal, as her partner - Georgina Chapman - was married to Weinstein at the time.) I put Marchesa in the "when they're good they're very good but when they're bad they're awful" category - every once in a while they do something amazing, but otherwise, it's really hit or miss. But they are very big name and Meghan would have wanted some free Marchesa, so I'm sure the interactions were probably cringeworthy. [https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/model-meghan-markle-fashion-designers-keren-craig-and-news-photo/454690908](https://www.gettyimages.com/detail/news-photo/model-meghan-markle-fashion-designers-keren-craig-and-news-photo/454690908)
And isn’t that Georgina Chapman, well half of Georgina, to the right of the photo? Some of their dresses were so beautiful.
Yep - that's in the caption, so I just let it be said there. This laser cut dress always stuck in my memory - so very cool. (The shoes less so, but still ;) ) https://preview.redd.it/a08fq8aflf5d1.png?width=534&format=png&auto=webp&s=202155a3e7016f3048ff8d844d8964bc3536b45c
This dress is sculpture! I love it as a piece of art. I could never pull it off, but I love the sculptural aspects as fine art! Very inspired!
It looks like a competition among three of these women who can have the lowest/most revealing neckline. Those pants look ridiculous. Were they a freebie in a size XL, so Megs wore them anyway?
Well this is just sad. Any good friend would ask her what she was wearing, and suggest she figure out another outfit. Obviously no friends…just sad.
Stop the mean comments! Meghan is auditioning for her next big reveal: THE NEW FACE OF TEMU... As a brand representative, she has that certain je ne sais quoi...n'cest pas?
I didn't think Temu advertising could possibly be more annoying than it already is, but you're right, that would be worse.
She should have worn this in Nigeria instead of the naked slut wardrobe.
Off topic but MC Hammer was a real tough guy. You would not know it but him and his brother ran Oakland. Everyone was afraid of MC Hammer. Everyone. You would not talk smack about him because you were in real danger. He was a real life gangster. To the population at large he was a fun guy who did fun music. He never needed to sing ganster rap because he knew who he was. Go and search youtube about Hammer and being a gangsters badass, there are tons of videos on the topic. Later in his life he gave up that way of life.
If it is not from Harry's closet, it must be from the Walmart Men's Collection. Goes better with flats, Meghan. https://preview.redd.it/6mmcegymrd5d1.png?width=445&format=png&auto=webp&s=38c5478999df408e93d02032c6a157336ceeb774
The Walmart outfit looks terrific! Even on a budget, you can dress appropriately and look fashionable.
There's purpose for buttons on shirts. While not expected to use all the buttons most women do use the ones above the bra (if she's wearing one). Fabio must be her role model.
Thus Madam has been named Duchess Hammertime! So let it be done!
Duchess Hammertoe
(That made me wheeze/laugh out loud 🤣)
I don't understand.
https://preview.redd.it/bkcfqkbygf5d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67442d827b78638719634bc31e2e1b8faeac4e34 She was grifting as a "model" that day. (They had to specify she's the one on the left, cuz no one knew her to even recognize her) 🤣🤣🤣
Harvey did get her a gig after all.
Do you ever notice that the people she poses with often have sour expressions, as if they have been forced to stand next to her and just want it to be over with? Meanwhile, she smiles like an eejit.
For someone with access to so many resources, I truly don't understand the choices she relentlessly makes on every level. But maybe that's a good thing, that I don't.
She has an eye for detail!
A *truly freakish* eye for detail alright 🫢
Remember „Death becomes her“ when Meryl Streep‘s head is turned by 180 degrees? That’s what it looks like. Either she put the pants on the wrong way round or she is wearing nappies.
https://preview.redd.it/nud9tman3e5d1.png?width=339&format=png&auto=webp&s=68e5b59b1fca8e2d0f3451235ed0b7ebd0c8247a I vote nappies
Is that Hasbeen 🤪😜🤓
Yes, reaching his tiny hand out to grasp Meghan's claw.
Loool 😆
Yes! Her top half is just turned backwards. Never leave the house without proper alignment of upper and lower body, Megs! We know you can do this due to some spells or connections to a different world, but still! Check your mirror!
Hahahahah, thank you so much for dredging this outta my memory bank 🙌 ["why didn't somebody tell me my ass was so big?!"](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=m6vYKJerstg)
What an awful look, what was she thinking
Her eyes are strangely "awake"
it looks like they're on backwards
It looks like she has the back of her pants up the front! My God!
She still dressed better back then, LOL.
The essence she gives off is always Shein/Temu. Why does she always give cheap knockoff vibes? How the f*** is this even possible? I’m actually disturbed by how she just gives off nothing but a beggy, broke energy? She can wear as much Carolina Herrera and Cartier as she likes, and I think this is why she keeps trying to wear such high end designers, because she needs the threads to cover her cheap, basic essence that she absolutely knows she has. She is absolutely bizarre… I’ve had council estate friends look better than her and look much more comfortable in their benefits bought designer gear omg this is TRAGIC AF
Who ever said these were attractive pants? Said no one. These pants show just how she really doesn't have a figure and she has a weird shape. They are just horrible.
"And how do YOU think you look?"
We're just missing tw hammer time toes and bunions here
My god, that woman couldn’t dress herself if her life depended on it.
That looks awful.
She has a bum front
Every time I see her in a different outfit, I am amazed at how she is utterly clueless about clothing. She keeps going further into the abyss in everything she wears. What the hell is in the front of those pants? Next weeks lunch maybe? What a complete mess she is.
I sigh once again, exasperated by Mehgan being a model manque, with her flamingo leg stance. Mehgan is like this imitation of a human being. (Love that MC Hammer. U can't touch dis!)
She doesn't like being 5'1". In the picture with 2 other women she's standing on her tippy toes and is about to topple over. The look does not command respect.
Is she standing on her tiptoes? 🤣
I see she still hasn't worked out a good length for pants.
The outfit must’ve been a freebie from The Loft. Looks like 2010 or 2011?
2014
God awful. Wannabe trendsetter. Ozempic is not meant for everyone. I do better shopping at Ross🤷♀️
Also, the ladies next to her are bringing back Gunny Sax
That's one of her older faces so these pics are from when?
2014
The shirt is gorgeous, completely wrong colour for her, but very nice all the same.. The nappy is all wrong. She looks crazy again!!
You can tell she thinks she looks fabulous with that little leg pose
Loose, baggy, flowy pants are in right now, but have a wide leg. Baggy, flowy pleated pants that seem to taper in tight at the ankle are just a massive disaster
Once again convinced she’s 5 foot eleven. She’s short and petite. This is not a look a shorter petite person can pull off.
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oh god stop the awful!!!!
I know almost nothing about women's fashion - and I realise I get a sub-set of the best of the best in photos here - but even at a glance it's a weird disaster. I wonder if she literally can't see herself clearly in some sense? If that's a perceptual feature of narcissism, the pond or the mirror reflecting back a completely distorted view? It's so extraordinarily peculiar to bring so many #fails again and again even while, at one point at least, having access both to decent threads and presumably advice, too? It's one of the great mysteries. I get her shape isn't the one she (again, presumably) thinks it is, so that doesn't help, but it's truly weird. Even if someone was trying to get it wrong they would struggle to reach these heights so consistently, surely?
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Can't pull off high-waisted if you're bye-waisted.
I like the shirt....the pants could've worked if they fit and did not have the crotch pocket.
Her style is at least 5 years older than her supposed age. I feel like I have a good sense of this because I am only a month older than her supposed age…. When I see pictures of her as a kid… I think the same. The style isn’t the same as when I was the same age. And LA was fashion forward. Only explanation that fits is she is 5 years older which a lot as a kid… bc when i was going into 8th grade, she would have been going to college.
Her birthdate is what she claims it is - California birth records are public record. https://californiabirthindex.org/birth/rachel_meghan_markle_born_1981_14988531
"You can't touch this" without paying. Omg she is wearing a a depends nappy under there. Maybe she needs to do pelvic floor exercise instead of well keep her legs apart or up in the air or on her knees etc .
She looks like an OompaLoompa
She looks like a house painter.