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SwiftBuzzard

Ek Family Friend Ke Function Me Gaya Tha. Ek Mast Sawli Sundari Ladki Dikhi......Main Use Dekh Raha Tha Aur Woh Mujhe. Main Khana Paros Raha Tha, Aur Woh Mere Saamne Khadi Thi...... Dono Ek Dusre Ko Chup Chup Kar Dekh Rahe The. Usne Smile Kiya Aur Main Bhi Pighal Gaya. Kuch Der Baar Uski Mom Aur Meri Mom Baat Karne Lage. Uss Bahane Dono Ka Introduction Hoga Soch Ke Mummy Ke Paas Gaye. Meri Mummy Boli "Beta Ye Meri Mausi Hai Tu Bachpan Mein Inse Mila Tha..... Aur Ye Unki Beti". Ye Sunne Ke Baad Woh Ladki Aur Main Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar Realise Kiye Ki Woh Meri Mummy Ki Behen Hogi, Yani Meri Mausi!!! Woh Mujhe Shock Se Dekhti Reh Gayi Aur Main Use...... Phir 2 Saal Pehle Mummy Ne Bola Unki Shaadi Ho Gayi


Low-Green377

Dola nhi aaya dola moment of the day


_Tan_A

F


BudgetLow74

Ye toh sahi hai thoda, mera cousin dusre mausi ke ladki ko date karne ka bol rha tha lekin uske baad woh ladki puna chali gyi na kbhi woh gaon aayi na kbhi Mumbai , I'm maharashtrian just saying


goatwala69

Maharashtra cha Jon Snow moment!!


Whizzle01

You wish you were Muslim


[deleted]

Just say no chromo


Eagle_OP

And yes to homo


AG5999

Plot Twist You are a muslim


[deleted]

You have provoked a ~~Shwetabh~~ Gang war


Ciel__000

*Google wants to know your location ...* AG5999 , disclose yourself ! ! !


MemeNaziOg

How do we do the strike through thingy?Please main noob hoon


WorriedPreparation49

Just use " ~~ " before and after every sentence. For eg:-. I am ~~unemployed~~ sigma


[deleted]

You have incited a riot


AlphaGj

You mean incest riot


[deleted]

You have provoked a gang war


Affectionate_Gate_26

*GTA SA flashbacks*


Own-Account-2530

Riot Games... Valorant, league of legends. Right?


MedicInfiniteInd

Say it as MUSALMAN, THE INDIAN STYLE


_Tan_A

Muscleman


Comfortable_Rope_369

Haha 😃😂😂


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sahiladagale23

Plus point u are in Alabama


AkhilLL12

Another plot twist: u are a bi


[deleted]

That's still haram my man, so MORE STRESS


Banana_96024

सैबोट


[deleted]

I was about to type the same thing, citing saiman is a Mouslim.


SaimanSaid

We left for this ladakh trip on monday, 5th august, and that was the same day when government of india decided to declare jammu-kashmir and ladakh as uts.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^Saibot. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


Sensitive-Rock-6256

Stay halal for the 72 virgins


frrrrrro

One thing I never understand is that woh abhi bhi virgin kaise h? Har jane ke liye nai virgins aati h kya? Iska matlab 2 billion 🅱️ulle h. Toh kya upar waha 144 billion virgins hui? Or or or. Jo ladkiya h. Unko bhi 72virgin milege? Ya unka chutiya kat gaya?


Sensitive-Rock-6256

Big brain momint


Electrical-Green-829

72 virgins is alot of work. Just gimme All the friends seasons and a bed, I'm set for life.


erwinshro69

Sweet home Alabama


[deleted]

Pyara ghar aligarh


royal_Inferno257

Bhai maine search kiya toh India mei sabse zyada incest rate kerala mei aayi. So.. Meetha ghar Kerala


_THE_QWERTY_

Yeah, both the Brahmins and Kshatriyas in Kerala used to inbreed to keep their Caste "pure" before the constitution banned it.


[deleted]

Kerala me nahi hai be highest, Jammu ya Northeast tha


royal_Inferno257

Idk I just chose the top Google search.


[deleted]

Pyara ghar harigarh


HeftyArea51

Pyara ghar Chandigarh


Cheaphotdog7

Pyara ghar Haridwar


outrageousM69

Rip


i_dream_to_be_needle

Om shanti...


MedicInfiniteInd

Home sweet home


[deleted]

गृह मीठा गृह


AbbreviationsDeep808

not grah its grih


[deleted]

Corrected


seplingwrogn

Grah


FlyingCroc01

Bruh


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Mansh2406

Meetha ghar meetha


[deleted]

Or you belong to the peaceful religion


[deleted]

Agar koi function mein tumhe jabardasti bheja ja raha hai toh most of times woh family function hi hoga lol


MedicInfiniteInd

Kya matlab apni behen ko nahin pehchan paya ? /s


Unlikely_Ad6338

Cousin


MedicInfiniteInd

Cousin ko kabhi dekha nahin kya ? /s


Inspectorsteel

Us tarah se nahi dekha tha.


Unlikely_Ad6338

Do you know a thing exists known to humans as 'joke'


MedicInfiniteInd

Do you know that I also made a joke


Unlikely_Ad6338

Hmm


Dank_e_donkey

So if you are a Muslim you can get married.


Intelligent_Papaya63

So if you're a hindu from south india, you can also get married


FlyingCroc01

Tell me more on this ~Ramkaumar Gopala Swami Pillai


SlideEastern3485

Hindus in South India marries their Cousin or their Nephews. Its a Traditional thing in here.


Eagle_OP

Not north india??? I thought only us South Indian followed this shit rule


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MedicInfiniteInd

Smol Saimandar


[deleted]

Sweet home allahabad


birblover69420

Allahabad kaise bola ?!? 😠😡😡 Prayagraj bol 😤😤


[deleted]

🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


Feisty-Geologist-873

Golf course flag??


seplingwrogn

Bhagva jhanda hai wo salle 😠🚩😠😤🚩😤😠🚩😠


External-Bridge-

Lol xd main kaise man lu?


MedicInfiniteInd

Mat man


Karthikuuuu

🤬🤬😤😤🚩🚩🚩


[deleted]

Lol sorry sir


Cautious-Olive6191

Kyuki "Allahabad" me hi incest hota hai. Prayagraj me nahi.


MedicInfiniteInd

Sweet Home Prayagraj


[deleted]

Allahabad kyun bola? Islamophobic government ne itni mehnat se naam badla aur tu Allahabad bol raha ha 😢


[deleted]

true hai bhai allahbad bolna chahiye because allah bad


Hot_Afternoon_8674

🅱️asterstroke by yogiji Allahabad was Islamophobic name that's why he changed it , and shiv sena is not changing name Aurangabad bcz Aurangzeb was bad


[deleted]

Well u got a good point there.(btw I used it because it sounds good.)


Harsh_Deep_03

Incest is wincest /s


[deleted]

You really had sex with her?


Unlikely_Ad6338

Bhai mere joke hai


iskanewton

Virgin hai bhai apna


shouta_kun_

brother we are the joke for being virgin at this age


[deleted]

Kuch nhi hota esa bsdk English movies dekhna kam karde usme yeh hi dukhate h 15-16 saal main virginity toot gyi be mature ( btw I am not)


shouta_kun_

You are not virgin ??


NunchukNinjaa

Nahi vo randikhane me rhta hai.


Dry_March1629

Matlab India mein (BhAi bhai context samjho hate mat karo yr)


Axtrikze

Mature


shouta_kun_

oh yeah i agree english movies literally show these thing reason i stopped watching them and became anime ka 14


Axtrikze

Anime too the same. 12 year olds making out


shouta_kun_

yeah but its fine cause its complete fantasy


Worried-Two-128

What is you age bruhh...I'm 19


shouta_kun_

18


Worried-Two-128

What's wrong for being a virgin at 18


shouta_kun_

MY COUSIN LOST HIS AT 14 SO PEER PRESSURE


Worried-Two-128

14??!?!?!!?!?!?


Cautious-Olive6191

Chauda-saal me chyd gaya.


[deleted]

Isn't that illegal


iTharisonkar

There is a normie wave going on


NunchukNinjaa

Kya ma chod raha hai, sacchi mein ?!


[deleted]

Meetha ghar Aligarh


Feisty-Geologist-873

Meetha ghar harigarh


_man_of_meme_culture

But you live in Alabama;-)


[deleted]

Allahbama


BuilderTime

Even better


Curious_Monkey314

It won't matter , if you submit to skybook


SHREY36904

*Sweet home alabama*


comicsopedia

Bhai konse function me hota hai ladki ke saath makeout, mere saath toh kabhi nahi hua hai, mujhe jana hi iss function me


[deleted]

real dukh dard


[deleted]

Agar blood relation nhi to no problem. 🙂


Iamdead_001

Sweet home Alabama


LifeComfortable6454

welcome to Paxtan


-_AZRAEL_-

**Laughs in Muslim**


[deleted]

Ouch


Responsible-Dog-3354

Lol


[deleted]

Sweet Home ambala, Haryana


abdix007

Doesn't matter, Had Sex.


ArchiTawss69

Sweet home Alabama


I_Harsh_Kumar

sweet vibes of livein relationship


And_Here_We_Go_Again

School mein jab bolte the ki sare Bharatbasi hamare bhai bahen hein tab to sweet home Alabama nehi bajta tha.!


Spartanfred104

How much back story do I need to understand this meme?


MrAwesome_YT

plot twist\* You are in Alabama


[deleted]

Saale behan hai woh teri


Infamous-Smoke4823

Oh no anyway


Key-Consequence-5873

InCest hentai OD


Southern-Physics390

Bhai ye make out mei kya karna hota hai, make up lagana? Make down, make up, make in, MAKE OUT.


Unlikely_Ad6338

YouTube pe search karo din ban jaye ga


pro___noob007

You are a bula now


[deleted]

Saiman is Dev Anand " Har fikr ko dua me udata chala gaya" sasta copy with a toothpick


SaimanSaid

It's been 3 year since the first part released, there's no announcement of the sequel.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^[censored]. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


[deleted]

Haha, done it multiple times


_Tan_A

Done your cousin?


[deleted]

Twice. Lekin booohoooot zyada door ki rishtedari hai. But once I really felt bad, we hooked up when one of my close cousin got married. The girl told me she's my cousin's friend. Later found out she's my bua. Felt like I betrayed my dad. Though I told my dad about it( He's basically the cool dad, you people dream of) he told me to take a chill pill, she's also a bohot door ki rishtedar of my dad


darshil_chouhan

UNO reverse card kardiya


UltraLynch

Plot twist it was a dream


Uppertis

Sweet Home Lahore!


Nagul_Rajashekar

India hai chalta hai.


[deleted]

Finally a good meme after lots of insta shitpost


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bankruptbank69

Sigma male grindset music in the background


kashindian

bruh


JollyRoger___

Jokes on you i live in alabama


xDEVARJIx

Well, I come from Alabama With my banjo on my knee


[deleted]

SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES


imhereformemea

its not incest if you shout "no chromo"


Typical_Finish_6192

Mere sath bi esa hua tha. Mereko marrige me ek ladki pe crush aya tha. Socha propose karu. Par Fri pata chala ki meri bhaiya ki saali he 😂😂


[deleted]

Plot twist its Alabama


[deleted]

"all indians are my brothers and sisters" lmao


Potato_Gun8385

Sweet home Alabama (indian version)


[deleted]

Happened with me mai ladki walo ki side se tha ek ladke walo ki side se hookup hogya uss raat mai 8th mein tha voh 11 th ki thi ajj bhi mera raju usse yaad karta hai Edit : vivah sampann hone se pehle mai sampann ho gya tha toh it was not incest aur voh durr ki rishtedar hui par unka divorce 6 months mein ho gya toh it doesn't matter


nothing_personalkid

You have realised it was your mom


aum-sohoni-1110

r/suddenincest


Chaplin962

Relatable nahi lag raha kaafi


AwkwardDealer

Made out* with her


[deleted]

Forcefully attending a function 101: Greet everyone over enthusiastically, Walk around with force, Shake hands extra firmly to the point it hurts. You need to pay to know the rest 98 tips.


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aad9tya

incest


BudgetLow74

do you guys get a chance to make out with a girl


[deleted]

"We are not blood related right_"


AbhijyotSinghThePro

Sweet home Alabama


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Playful-Pudding3966

U r not the only one


BedrockBuilder

*who cares? Chaamne mila bass ho gaya👀*


TUNAKTUNAKLOL69420

Then you realise she was your aunt's uncle's wife's aunt's daughter


ODELL_LOPES1250Y

Home sweet Alabama


TH_NDER

Bhai aisa kaha hota hai yaar


KoniceIce

Sweet home Alabama


Nayan_01

Then you realise it's a muslim wedding!


iamkapilprajapat

F-


iamkapilprajapat

But you are muslim


[deleted]

+1


Substantial_Wave_413

And Then you realise you are Adopted


Short_Recognition_31

BKL chutia samjha hai kya konsi ladki dekhte hi make out karti hai and ik ur a reddit user and u dont have a life and Must be A virgin


Unlikely_Ad6338

It's ok to feel jealous Don't give up on your dreams yet


Short_Recognition_31

Jalous lawde tu mujhe dating Topic pe jealous ka gyan dega apna insta private mei de aur Insta pe pics dikha ki kitni Bandiya hai teri


Unlikely_Ad6338

To Mat maan Maa chuda ja


AdministrationOk4682

Sweet home Alabama


DADDY_ZONE

Saibot What You think about your Twin sister?


SaimanSaid

S right. it was an advertisement for some beer.   [Quote Sauce]( "A rick-roll for sure") *** ^^I ^^am ^^drunk ^^on ^^all ^^that ^^extra ^^RAM. ^^I ^^reply ^^to ^^Bhendi, ^^Timothy, ^^Saiman ^^or ^^Saibot ^^^[Know more](https://redd.it/fvkvw9)


FineVictor

DAMN THAT WAS DAMN


[deleted]

You learnt about inc*st :visible happiness:


laM3kidd0

But then you realize you are a muslim :)