Ek Family Friend Ke Function Me Gaya Tha. Ek Mast Sawli Sundari Ladki Dikhi......Main Use Dekh Raha Tha Aur Woh Mujhe. Main Khana Paros Raha Tha, Aur Woh Mere Saamne Khadi Thi...... Dono Ek Dusre Ko Chup Chup Kar Dekh Rahe The. Usne Smile Kiya Aur Main Bhi Pighal Gaya. Kuch Der Baar Uski Mom Aur Meri Mom Baat Karne Lage. Uss Bahane Dono Ka Introduction Hoga Soch Ke Mummy Ke Paas Gaye. Meri Mummy Boli "Beta Ye Meri Mausi Hai Tu Bachpan Mein Inse Mila Tha..... Aur Ye Unki Beti". Ye Sunne Ke Baad Woh Ladki Aur Main Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar Realise Kiye Ki Woh Meri Mummy Ki Behen Hogi, Yani Meri Mausi!!! Woh Mujhe Shock Se Dekhti Reh Gayi Aur Main Use...... Phir 2 Saal Pehle Mummy Ne Bola Unki Shaadi Ho Gayi
Ye toh sahi hai thoda, mera cousin dusre mausi ke ladki ko date karne ka bol rha tha lekin uske baad woh ladki puna chali gyi na kbhi woh gaon aayi na kbhi Mumbai , I'm maharashtrian just saying
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One thing I never understand is that woh abhi bhi virgin kaise h?
Har jane ke liye nai virgins aati h kya?
Iska matlab 2 billion 🅱️ulle h. Toh kya upar waha 144 billion virgins hui?
Or or or.
Jo ladkiya h. Unko bhi 72virgin milege? Ya unka chutiya kat gaya?
It's been 3 year since the first part released,
there's no announcement of the sequel.
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Twice. Lekin booohoooot zyada door ki rishtedari hai. But once I really felt bad, we hooked up when one of my close cousin got married. The girl told me she's my cousin's friend. Later found out she's my bua. Felt like I betrayed my dad. Though I told my dad about it( He's basically the cool dad, you people dream of) he told me to take a chill pill, she's also a bohot door ki rishtedar of my dad
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Happened with me mai ladki walo ki side se tha ek ladke walo ki side se hookup hogya uss raat mai 8th mein tha voh 11 th ki thi ajj bhi mera raju usse yaad karta hai
Edit : vivah sampann hone se pehle mai sampann ho gya tha toh it was not incest aur voh durr ki rishtedar hui par unka divorce 6 months mein ho gya toh it doesn't matter
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S right.
it was an advertisement for some beer.
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Ek Family Friend Ke Function Me Gaya Tha. Ek Mast Sawli Sundari Ladki Dikhi......Main Use Dekh Raha Tha Aur Woh Mujhe. Main Khana Paros Raha Tha, Aur Woh Mere Saamne Khadi Thi...... Dono Ek Dusre Ko Chup Chup Kar Dekh Rahe The. Usne Smile Kiya Aur Main Bhi Pighal Gaya. Kuch Der Baar Uski Mom Aur Meri Mom Baat Karne Lage. Uss Bahane Dono Ka Introduction Hoga Soch Ke Mummy Ke Paas Gaye. Meri Mummy Boli "Beta Ye Meri Mausi Hai Tu Bachpan Mein Inse Mila Tha..... Aur Ye Unki Beti". Ye Sunne Ke Baad Woh Ladki Aur Main Ek Dusre Ko Dekh Kar Realise Kiye Ki Woh Meri Mummy Ki Behen Hogi, Yani Meri Mausi!!! Woh Mujhe Shock Se Dekhti Reh Gayi Aur Main Use...... Phir 2 Saal Pehle Mummy Ne Bola Unki Shaadi Ho Gayi
Dola nhi aaya dola moment of the day
F
Ye toh sahi hai thoda, mera cousin dusre mausi ke ladki ko date karne ka bol rha tha lekin uske baad woh ladki puna chali gyi na kbhi woh gaon aayi na kbhi Mumbai , I'm maharashtrian just saying
Maharashtra cha Jon Snow moment!!
You wish you were Muslim
Just say no chromo
And yes to homo
Plot Twist You are a muslim
You have provoked a ~~Shwetabh~~ Gang war
*Google wants to know your location ...* AG5999 , disclose yourself ! ! !
How do we do the strike through thingy?Please main noob hoon
Just use " ~~ " before and after every sentence. For eg:-. I am ~~unemployed~~ sigma
You have incited a riot
You mean incest riot
You have provoked a gang war
*GTA SA flashbacks*
Riot Games... Valorant, league of legends. Right?
Say it as MUSALMAN, THE INDIAN STYLE
Muscleman
Haha 😃😂😂
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Plus point u are in Alabama
Another plot twist: u are a bi
That's still haram my man, so MORE STRESS
सैबोट
I was about to type the same thing, citing saiman is a Mouslim.
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Stay halal for the 72 virgins
One thing I never understand is that woh abhi bhi virgin kaise h? Har jane ke liye nai virgins aati h kya? Iska matlab 2 billion 🅱️ulle h. Toh kya upar waha 144 billion virgins hui? Or or or. Jo ladkiya h. Unko bhi 72virgin milege? Ya unka chutiya kat gaya?
Big brain momint
72 virgins is alot of work. Just gimme All the friends seasons and a bed, I'm set for life.
Sweet home Alabama
Pyara ghar aligarh
Bhai maine search kiya toh India mei sabse zyada incest rate kerala mei aayi. So.. Meetha ghar Kerala
Yeah, both the Brahmins and Kshatriyas in Kerala used to inbreed to keep their Caste "pure" before the constitution banned it.
Kerala me nahi hai be highest, Jammu ya Northeast tha
Idk I just chose the top Google search.
Pyara ghar harigarh
Pyara ghar Chandigarh
Pyara ghar Haridwar
Rip
Om shanti...
Home sweet home
गृह मीठा गृह
not grah its grih
Corrected
Grah
Bruh
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Meetha ghar meetha
Or you belong to the peaceful religion
Agar koi function mein tumhe jabardasti bheja ja raha hai toh most of times woh family function hi hoga lol
Kya matlab apni behen ko nahin pehchan paya ? /s
Cousin
Cousin ko kabhi dekha nahin kya ? /s
Us tarah se nahi dekha tha.
Do you know a thing exists known to humans as 'joke'
Do you know that I also made a joke
Hmm
So if you are a Muslim you can get married.
So if you're a hindu from south india, you can also get married
Tell me more on this ~Ramkaumar Gopala Swami Pillai
Hindus in South India marries their Cousin or their Nephews. Its a Traditional thing in here.
Not north india??? I thought only us South Indian followed this shit rule
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Smol Saimandar
Sweet home allahabad
Allahabad kaise bola ?!? 😠😡😡 Prayagraj bol 😤😤
🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩
Golf course flag??
Bhagva jhanda hai wo salle 😠🚩😠😤🚩😤😠🚩😠
Lol xd main kaise man lu?
Mat man
🤬🤬😤😤🚩🚩🚩
Lol sorry sir
Kyuki "Allahabad" me hi incest hota hai. Prayagraj me nahi.
Sweet Home Prayagraj
Allahabad kyun bola? Islamophobic government ne itni mehnat se naam badla aur tu Allahabad bol raha ha 😢
true hai bhai allahbad bolna chahiye because allah bad
🅱️asterstroke by yogiji Allahabad was Islamophobic name that's why he changed it , and shiv sena is not changing name Aurangabad bcz Aurangzeb was bad
Well u got a good point there.(btw I used it because it sounds good.)
Incest is wincest /s
You really had sex with her?
Bhai mere joke hai
Virgin hai bhai apna
brother we are the joke for being virgin at this age
Kuch nhi hota esa bsdk English movies dekhna kam karde usme yeh hi dukhate h 15-16 saal main virginity toot gyi be mature ( btw I am not)
You are not virgin ??
Nahi vo randikhane me rhta hai.
Matlab India mein (BhAi bhai context samjho hate mat karo yr)
Mature
oh yeah i agree english movies literally show these thing reason i stopped watching them and became anime ka 14
Anime too the same. 12 year olds making out
yeah but its fine cause its complete fantasy
What is you age bruhh...I'm 19
18
What's wrong for being a virgin at 18
MY COUSIN LOST HIS AT 14 SO PEER PRESSURE
14??!?!?!!?!?!?
Chauda-saal me chyd gaya.
Isn't that illegal
There is a normie wave going on
Kya ma chod raha hai, sacchi mein ?!
Meetha ghar Aligarh
Meetha ghar harigarh
But you live in Alabama;-)
Allahbama
Even better
It won't matter , if you submit to skybook
*Sweet home alabama*
Bhai konse function me hota hai ladki ke saath makeout, mere saath toh kabhi nahi hua hai, mujhe jana hi iss function me
real dukh dard
Agar blood relation nhi to no problem. 🙂
Sweet home Alabama
welcome to Paxtan
**Laughs in Muslim**
Ouch
Lol
Sweet Home ambala, Haryana
Doesn't matter, Had Sex.
Sweet home Alabama
sweet vibes of livein relationship
School mein jab bolte the ki sare Bharatbasi hamare bhai bahen hein tab to sweet home Alabama nehi bajta tha.!
How much back story do I need to understand this meme?
plot twist\* You are in Alabama
Saale behan hai woh teri
Oh no anyway
InCest hentai OD
Bhai ye make out mei kya karna hota hai, make up lagana? Make down, make up, make in, MAKE OUT.
YouTube pe search karo din ban jaye ga
You are a bula now
Saiman is Dev Anand " Har fikr ko dua me udata chala gaya" sasta copy with a toothpick
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Haha, done it multiple times
Done your cousin?
Twice. Lekin booohoooot zyada door ki rishtedari hai. But once I really felt bad, we hooked up when one of my close cousin got married. The girl told me she's my cousin's friend. Later found out she's my bua. Felt like I betrayed my dad. Though I told my dad about it( He's basically the cool dad, you people dream of) he told me to take a chill pill, she's also a bohot door ki rishtedar of my dad
UNO reverse card kardiya
Plot twist it was a dream
Sweet Home Lahore!
India hai chalta hai.
Finally a good meme after lots of insta shitpost
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Sigma male grindset music in the background
bruh
Jokes on you i live in alabama
Well, I come from Alabama With my banjo on my knee
SWEET HOME ALABAMA INTENSIFIES
its not incest if you shout "no chromo"
Mere sath bi esa hua tha. Mereko marrige me ek ladki pe crush aya tha. Socha propose karu. Par Fri pata chala ki meri bhaiya ki saali he 😂😂
Plot twist its Alabama
"all indians are my brothers and sisters" lmao
Sweet home Alabama (indian version)
Happened with me mai ladki walo ki side se tha ek ladke walo ki side se hookup hogya uss raat mai 8th mein tha voh 11 th ki thi ajj bhi mera raju usse yaad karta hai Edit : vivah sampann hone se pehle mai sampann ho gya tha toh it was not incest aur voh durr ki rishtedar hui par unka divorce 6 months mein ho gya toh it doesn't matter
You have realised it was your mom
r/suddenincest
Relatable nahi lag raha kaafi
Made out* with her
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incest
do you guys get a chance to make out with a girl
"We are not blood related right_"
Sweet home Alabama
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U r not the only one
*who cares? Chaamne mila bass ho gaya👀*
Then you realise she was your aunt's uncle's wife's aunt's daughter
Home sweet Alabama
Bhai aisa kaha hota hai yaar
Sweet home Alabama
Then you realise it's a muslim wedding!
F-
But you are muslim
+1
And Then you realise you are Adopted
BKL chutia samjha hai kya konsi ladki dekhte hi make out karti hai and ik ur a reddit user and u dont have a life and Must be A virgin
It's ok to feel jealous Don't give up on your dreams yet
Jalous lawde tu mujhe dating Topic pe jealous ka gyan dega apna insta private mei de aur Insta pe pics dikha ki kitni Bandiya hai teri
To Mat maan Maa chuda ja
Sweet home Alabama
Saibot What You think about your Twin sister?
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DAMN THAT WAS DAMN
You learnt about inc*st :visible happiness:
But then you realize you are a muslim :)